Guest Report post Posted April 2, 2002 (Although I am kinda curious if he's still wearing that Vader-esque face thong. Gay or straight, that thing was just ugly.) STILL???? I never saw him where anything like that even once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 2, 2002 At the risk of prolonging this even further, Jeff has been wearing what looks like a thong on his face for the last few shows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Televised shows? I didnt even notice that. Just to the ring or during matches? Damn I got to start paying better attention! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted April 2, 2002 (Although I am kinda curious if he's still wearing that Vader-esque face thong. Gay or straight, that thing was just ugly.) STILL???? I never saw him where anything like that even once. Yeah. He wore it at least once or twice, but just on the entrances. Maybe on a PPV, but definitely on a RAW, because my wife watches with me sometimes and when she saw it the first time she said he looked like a skinny Vader with that thing on his head. And although she's not as big a fan today as I am of wrestling, she she knows who Vader is. And she remembers stuff like Ron Bass gouging Brother Bruti with his spurs and Shawn Michaels superkicking Jannetty through the Barbershop window. That's why I luv her (Of course, she liked Steve Blackman too, but oh well...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Everyone knows the Hardys need something new, but wearing women's clothes and panties on your head isn't the answer. If it keeps up like this then Jeff Hardy is going to end up like Goldust with Luna. He got so freaky whenever he was on it was kind of like ".................um............." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BA_Baracus Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Well... I'd say the fact that Jeff wears one of Lita's thongs on his face down to the ring is actually a point *against* him being gay. Wouldn't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 2, 2002 If it was unwashed yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Well... I'd say the fact that Jeff wears one of Lita's thongs on his face down to the ring is actually a point *against* him being gay. Wouldn't you? ...No. ::Nu Salt clocks BA with HIS European title and steals Molly:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted April 2, 2002 NICE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BA_Baracus Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Well at least he isn't wearing Pat Patterson's underwear on his head. Hey! Gimme' back Molly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Who knows. Maybe it's Pat's thongs. And you'll never get Molly back! ::Nu Salt Runs with Molly into a waiting car and speeds off, leaving BA in the ring.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Ugggh! Don't even bring up Patterson's underwear. Didn't JR call him "Poopstain" Patterson? That was your classic example of too much info. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 2, 2002 ::Nu Salt arrives back in the arena. Molly is NOT with him:: Maybe Jeff gets off on that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BA_Baracus Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Ah yes...poopstain Patterson. Can you believe that guy is one of the top powers backstage? Now that's a stand-up guy who willing to humilate himself like that. I'm not worried. Molly will escape! I'm not like Spike or Hurricane...I'm her true love and mentor! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Who said she's being held against her will? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BA_Baracus Report post Posted April 2, 2002 [bA notices Molly walking in the front door.] See? Turned your back on her for a moment and she came running back to BA... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Hey, she's with me until the next show when we findout if she turns heel! ::Salt Shakers BA and leaves with Molly.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted April 2, 2002 I bet the Brawler absolutely HATES Patterson not wiping his ass more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Poor Brawler. He's a jobber in all aspects of life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 2, 2002 "Poor Brawler. He's a jobber in all aspects of life." LMAO, just thought you'd like to know I found that funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Lita wears pants. OBVIOUSLY this means she's a lesbian, right? Because cross dressing is a sign of sexual deviancy, and pants are for BOYS. (end sarcasm) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Lita wears pants. OBVIOUSLY this means she's a lesbian, right? Because cross dressing is a sign of sexual deviancy, and pants are for BOYS. (end sarcasm) No because women wearing pants has become a social norm in our society. Men wearing jock straps on their faces and women's clothing has not. Before you think of it, I'll beat you to the puch about Raven wearing a skirt, no that doesn't make him gay, just wierd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 2, 2002 I think Someguy's post needs and exclamation point. ::Nu Salt WALLOPS Hollow with HIS European title:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Hollow makes his debut wielding bitterness and contempt as his weapons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 2, 2002 I have to admit, I thought Jeff Hardy looked like a blueberry what with the blue skin/clothing and the green hair all up in pigtails and such... I was pretty disappointed as I was about to fall asleep at the prospect of a Hardyz vs. Bossman/Perfect match that I turned the TV to a hispanic channel (I'm Cuban so I understand what they're saying) to watch a band play with 5 extremely atractive dancers in miniskirts dancing around for no apparent reason other than get my attention. Needless to say it worked, but I was also fairly disappointed when I switched back to TNN and Brock Lesnar had killed everybody. Thank God for "Moments Ago"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nl5xsk1 Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Lita and Jeff Hardy just dress like ravers (as in people who frequent raves), which is a rather androgynous look. Most likely he's into that scene when he's away from the ring, and thus feels more comfortable like that (and digs the look) so he carries it over into his ring image. And even though bi-sexuality is kind of prevalent in that sub-culture, it's not necessarily the norm. I have a lot of friends who are into that whole scene, and some of them have really girlfriends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted April 2, 2002 He was dressed in Lita's clothes for Christ's sake, cross dressing is usually an indication of some sort of sexual devience. If he is gay, which seems likely, that's fine but there is a reason that people read into stereotypes, it's because most are at least loosly based in truth. Oh I thought it was Lita. My bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 2, 2002 No because women wearing pants has become a social norm in our society. Obviously that just means that most of the women in society are sexual deviants. (Don't we all wish) Anyhow, I've been lurking for a while, and have stopped doing so to fill the board with my cheery perspective, I'm a bitter person, this I'll admit, plus the fact that I tend to post late at night, just before I start hallucinating that Stuyvesant is sending Y-Rays into my brain... I'll get you Stuyvesant... I agree with the person a couple of posts up, yeah, it's pretty much a raver image/gimmick that they have. Glowsticks will probably be next, as will posts proclaiming them to be "the height of gayness" or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ripper Report post Posted April 2, 2002 And HHH wears small tight under wear to the mall. Ray Traylor wears a cop uniform to the grovery store. Edge wheres a pleather coat and cheap shades to church!!! Stephanie wears tight revealing outfits to writers mettings and sqeals alot and Vince McMahon walks up to people and shouts you're fired and Kane is really burned on his body and Undertaker was really dead for a lot of years and....well you get the point. The Hardys are playing characters that are meant to be ravers. The wear outlandish outfits, and do crazy, daredevil things in the ring because that is the CHARACTER that they play. Not only did what Jeff Hardy wear to the ring not make his character seem gay(wear do you people live that you have never seen people dress different?) But it certainly doesn't have any validity on what he is like in real life. Do you REALLY think that he came into the arena wearing that outfit. It was for show. When it comes down to it, Jeff Hardy is young, in shape, famous, and making 6 figures....meaning he could be screwing basically any woman that you have a little crush on now. And for christ sake, how in the name of god are you all calling that MASK that he has been wearing to the ring a thong. Unless you know alot of 4 legged people, there are a few to many holes in it...morons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Not only did what Jeff Hardy wear to the ring not make his character seem gay(wear do you people live that you have never seen people dress different?) No, women's clothing and pigtails never makes anyone look gay... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
