Fear the fuckin' turtle

[Guest HVilleThugg]

WOO HOO!!!!  The University of Maryland, my school for those that don't know, just defeated Indiana University to win the NCAA National Championship!!!!  

 

Hell fuckin' yeah!

 

I've been waiting for this moment since I first came to college some 8 gazillion years ago, and it's finally happened!

 

What a good weekend...I'm still SWF champ and my Terps are National Champions!!

 

FEAR THE FUCKIN' TURTLE BITCHES!!!

 

Da "boosted beyond belief" H

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Uhhh...

 

...woo?

 

I have a pet turtle...I should tell him the news.

 

Mothernature says...woo!"

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Man, Thugg's team wins the tournament, and mine gets its ass handed to them in the first round of the frickin' NIT.  Way to blow it, Cavs.

 

My only consolation is this really good box of Wheat Thins. Woo woo.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Wheat thins?

 

Blech...those things are awful.

 

Triscuits all the way!

 

Mothernature prefers an english muffin..."

[Guest Thoth]

UCSB WAS ROBBED

[Guest crusen86]

Erm...

 

I watched the TMNT movies last week.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I know you won and everything, but the Turtles? Eh...could be worse. You could be the Nads...

The only claims to fame my lil' C.C. has is that they hosted the Niners training camp for awhile until they moved it to Stockton, and our women's basketball team won state a few years ago. Go Sierra College Wolverines! *holds up a cardboard cutout of Chris Benoit and runs through campus*

Oh yeah...school...*takes a big swig of Mountain Dew before typing some more of his essay*

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

The Nads!  Woo!  Go Rhode Island School of Design!

 

...one of my closest friends occasionally wears the penis costume for the hockey team.  Sigh.