Guest Zeduck Report post Posted August 26, 2003 Well basically I decided to give myself a challenge, and make up my own fed starting with nothing. So I delted the PWI fed, and created PWE---Professional Wrestling Entertainment. I am Cult Size, and started off with like the same money as WWE. Monday 01 September Hired on Written Contracts: Alicia Webb Chris Hero Christian York Eric Gracie Joel Gertner Johnny B.Badd Juventued Guerrera Nick Mondo Nicole Bass The Messiah Hired on Open Contracts: AJ Styles Brian Danielson Christopher Daniels CM Punk Don Callis Hulk Hogan (Very expensive, so he won't be staying long) Jeremy Lopez Raven Sabu Sid Vicious Sponsors: XM Satellite Radio Yahoo Ceaser’s Palace Harley Davidson I had Lo-Ki and Steve Corino as well but they went to another fed instead of mine on an open contract. Monday 02 September Hired Sting on an open contract. Signed Nova & Hardcore Holly to written contracts. Tuesday 03 September PWE Debut Show- Beyond Belief Announcers: Ed Ferrera & Dave Meltzer Chris Hero vs Hardcore Holly. Match Background: Hero is making his debut at this show. Hardcore is making his debut at this show. The Match: Chris Hero gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Hero. Chris Hero snap suplexes Hardcore. Big forearm by Chris Hero makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Covers for a quick two count. Hardcore gets caught with a short powerbomb from Hero. Covers for a quick two count. Chris Hero misses a clothesline. Hardcore Holly connects with rights and lefts and Chris Hero is down! There's a two count on the pin. Massive backbreaker on Hero and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Hero blocks a punch. Hardcore gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Hardcore Holly can barely stand. Hero's Welcome!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: *1/4 rating. Don't be upset. There are people in third world countries who can barely afford one star, let alone one and a quarter. Hardcore Holly lost 1 point of overness from this match. Chris Hero gained 2 points of overness from this match. Overall Rating: 61% Crowd Reaction: 52% Match Quality: 71% (Well I wanted Chris Hero to gain overness, so I have susceeded in that) PWE Cruiserweight Title: Bryan Danielson vs Christopher Daniels. Match Background: Danielson is making his debut at this show. He also works for ROH and 3PW. Daniels is making his debut at this show. He also works for NWATNA and MLW. Danielson knows Daniels from their battles for NJPW in Japan. Danielson and Daniels are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the PWE Cruiserweight title. The Match: Danielson takes a flying neckbreaker from Christopher Daniels. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Danielson pushes out of a Christopher Daniels hold. Danielson hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Spin kick by Bryan Danielson to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Bryan Danielson. Nicely done. Pin, but Daniels is out just before the three count. Danielson hits a dropkick on Christopher Daniels and gets right back up. Daniels blocks a punch. Daniels crushes Danielson with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope, Danielson goes down. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Christopher Daniels hits a rolling kick on Danielson. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Spinning back kick from Christopher Daniels. Christopher Daniels misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Flying elbow from Bryan Danielson connects. Tiger suplex on Daniels. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! The bell rings. The referee declares that the time limit has expired, and the match is a draw. Bryan Danielson offers a handshake to Daniels...and he accepts it! No! Christopher Daniels levels Danielson with a cheap shot right hand! Christopher Daniels spins Danielson around. Christopher Daniels hits the Angel's Wings! Bryan Danielson has been floored after the match. My Opinion: A badly blown spot prevents me from giving out more snowflakes. ***3/4 (Rematch, anyone) PWE Cruiserweight Title has lost image (What?) Overall Rating: 80% Crowd Reaction: 65% Match Quality: 95% Nick Mondo is walking backstage, when out of nowhere he gets grabbed and pulled behind some crates. We hear a crack, and someone's footsteps running off. The camera pans over, and Nick Mondo is out cold on the floor, a monkey wrench lying next to him, with no sign of the attacker. Overall Rating: 58% Christian York vs Nova vs Juventud Guerrera. Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. York is making his debut at this show. Nova is making his debut at this show. Juvi is making his debut at this show. The Match: Standing leg lariat by Nova on Juvi. Nova kicks the leg, knocks York down, and goes to work on it. Juvi flips out of a Nova bodyslam attempt. Spin kick by Juventud Guerrera to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Lightning kick by York on Juvi. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Flying elbow from Nova connects. Christian York comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Juvi \ York whip Nova into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Back heel kick off the second rope and Nova goes flying! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Juventud Guerrera pins Nova. VICIOUS lightning kick by Juvi on York. Juventud Guerrera misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Vicious kick to the teeth from Christian York. There's a two count on the pin. Juvi blocks a kick from Christian York. Springboard reverse elbow by Juventud Guerrera. Excellent move. Looks like Muta has giving out lessons. Juventud Guerrera moves in for the kill. Juvi Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: I'll give it a **1\2 rating, but that's because I didn't mark out once...but nothing was too bad. Overall Rating: 73% Crowd Reaction: 67% Match Quality: 80% PWE Tag-Team Titles: Bleeding Souls (Raven & CM Punk) vs The Messiah and Nick Mondo. Match Background: Raven is making his debut at this show. He also works for NWATNA and MLW. Punk is making his debut at this show. He also works for NWATNA and MLW. Messiah is making his debut at this show. Mondo is making his debut at this show. Raven and Punk are teaming up as Bleeding Souls for the first time tonight. This match is for the PWE Tag-Team titles. The Match: Fallaway slam by Raven puts down Nick Mondo. Mondo walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Raven tags out to CM Punk. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from CM Punk and Mondo is out! Tag to Raven. Bleeding Souls whip Mondo into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Pin, but Mondo is out just before the three count. Mondo reverses a waistlock. Mondo tags out to The Messiah. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Raven by Messiah. Remember when that was a legit finish? Spear by The Messiah. Tag between The Messiah and Nick Mondo. The Messiah scoops up Raven. Mondo bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Spin kick by Nick Mondo to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Nick Mondo hits a bulldog off the ropes. Tag between Nick Mondo and The Messiah. The Messiah with a spinning neckbreaker on Raven. Raven powers out of a headlock. Tag between Raven and CM Punk. Reverse DDT on Messiah. The Messiah is in big trouble...Double Russian Leg-Sweep!! 1....2....3! Bleeding Souls go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win. My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating. The PWE Tag-Team titles have gained in image. The Messiah is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. CM Punk is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. Overall Rating: 72% Crowd Reaction: 64% Match Quality: 81% Cage Match: Johnny B. Badd vs Sabu. Match Background: This will be a cage bout. Badd is making his debut at this show. Sabu is making his debut at this show. He also works for WWA and MLW. Sabu and Badd are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Sabu drives Badd into the cage side. SUPER frankensteiner on Badd, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Badd backdrops Sabu out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Johnny B. Badd. Sabu takes a headbutt from Johnny B. Badd. Sabu charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Johnny B. Badd drives Sabu into the cage side. Johnny B. Badd hits a rolling kick on Sabu. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Johnny B. Badd and Sabu climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Sabu powers out of a Johnny B. Badd headlock. Badd walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Tiger suplex on Badd. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! BAAACK Body drop by Badd gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Sabu throws Badd into the cage. Badd flips out of a Sabu bodyslam attempt. Badd hits a dropkick on Sabu and gets right back up. Death valley driver by Johnny B. Badd! No one executes that move properly anymore. Sabu is in trouble. Tutti Frutti!!! That shook the ring. Sabu climbs the cage...but gets pulled off by Johnny B. Badd, who then climbs up and over! We have a winner! Sabu gives a murderous look toward Johnny B. Badd...and attacks! Badd gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Sabu picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken. Johnny B. Badd debuted his new gimmick, it got a positive response. Sabu is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. Overall Rating: 65% Crowd Reaction: 69% Match Quality: 57% (Well that was crap. Need to end this feud quickly. Or I could just fire Sabu, seeing he's on an open contract) Sid Vicious is backstage. He talked trash about Sting. (About their match signed for next month's PPV Good build up. Overall Rating: 72% Hulk Hogan vs Sid Vicious. Match Background: Hogan is making his debut at this show. Sid is making his debut at this show. The Match: Sid Vicious hits Hogan. Uninspired brawling from Sid Vicious. Big kick from Sid staggers Hogan but that's about it. Big kick from Sid staggers Hogan but that's about it. Hogan pushes out of a Sid Vicious hold. Big kick from Hogan staggers Sid but that's about it. Hulk Hogan hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sid counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Powerslam from Sid Vicious on Hogan. There's a two count on the pin. Sid DDTs Hulk Hogan. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Hogan blocks a punch. Sid hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Sid counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Big kick from Sid staggers Hogan but that's about it. Sting comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Clothesline...but Sid ducks! Hulk Hogan gets hit! Sid Vicious knocks Sting out of the ring. Hulk Hogan is in trouble. Powerbomb! 1....2....3. Hulk Hogan gives a murderous look toward Sting...and attacks! Sting gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Hogan picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken. My Opinion: Hmm. Only gets * from me. Hulk Hogan lost 1 point of overness from this match. Sid Vicious gained 2 points of overness from this match. Overall Rating: 78% Crowd Reaction: 87% Match Quality: 60% (Well both guys overness got this match decent. All 3 of them will be leaving after 2 more shows, as they're far too expensive.) PWE World Heavyweight Title Ladder Match: Jerry Lynn vs AJ Styles. Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. Lynn is making his debut at this show. He also works for NWATNA and WWA. Styles is making his debut at this show. He also works for NWATNA and FLI. Lynn and Styles are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the PWE World Heavyweight title. The Match: AJ Styles connects with a back heel kick on Lynn and gets back up quickly. Splash from the top of the ladder, reminiscent of HBK at Wrestlemania 10! AJ Styles hits a rolling kick on Lynn. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Lynn takes a flying neckbreaker from AJ Styles. Lynn blocks a punch. Dropkick into the ladder by Lynn, sending it into Styles! Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Lynn. Jerry Lynn gets taken down out of nowhere! Superkick by AJ Styles practically knocks out all of Jerry Lynn's teeth! Lynn walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one of those though? Lynn blocks a kick from AJ Styles. Jerry Lynn connects with a back heel kick on Styles and gets back up quickly. Lynn walks into a drop toe hold. Styles hits a dropkick on Jerry Lynn and gets right back up. Lynn counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Lynn begins to climb up the ladder. He reaches the top...but Styles gets up and pushes the ladder! Jerry Lynn falls from the top of the ladder all the way over the ropes to the outside! AJ Styles takes the opportunity and climbs the ladder for the win! AJ Styles goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory Jerry Lynn has sustained an injury as a result of a bad bump! (Damn it) The PWE World Heavyweight title has gained in image. Jerry Lynn is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. Overall Rating: 92% Crowd Reaction: 84% Match Quality: 100% Overall Rating: 76% (Pretty good for a first show I think.) We got a 0.30 buy rate for 'Beyond Belief'! The attendance was 3476 people. We made $750000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $139040 from ticket sales. Rest of September: Raven e-mail: I don't think regularly teaming with CM Punk is a good idea. I'm getting far bigger crowd reactions - how about making the team inactive and giving me a singles run? (Well i've had some ideas for new tag-teams. So I guess I can do that...seeing he's gonna retire in a month. Raven that is.) AJ Styles has decided to work for WWA rather than PWE. 2nd time now, but I got him back. Written contracts for Garrison Cade, Gail Kim, Batista, William Regal, Edge, Chavo Guerrero Jr, Lita, Nick Dinsmore, Doug Basham, Johnny Spade, Tom Carter, Victoria, Rene Dupree, Sylvian Grenier. Doug Basham and Trish Stratus rumour on wrestling heat!!! WWE sign Jerry Lynn to a written contract. (Damn it) Batista injured with ankle injury…out for 2 months. (And I had big plans for him!) Spike TV have rejected my TV deal. AJ Styles decided to work for ROH rather than PWE! (Well we can stuff the Lynn/Styles fued. So the PWE World Heavyweight Championship is vacated.) Alright, i'll post a preview of my next show soon, which should be alot better seeing i've got alot of guys on written contracts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zeduck Report post Posted August 28, 2003 Preview: PWE All-Stars Week One: - Well with the recent departure of the World Heavyweight Champion AJ Styles, the title is now vacant. Two matches will take place, with the winners facing off 2 weeks later for the PWE World Heaavyweight Championship! - Who attacked Nick Mondo last week? Maybe we will find out tonight! - The debuts of Chavo Guerrero Jr., William Regal, Edge and more! - A brand new Women's Champion will be crowned in a 4-way Elimination Match! - Hulk Hogan attacked Sting last week after his botched inteference. What will happen tonight? - Chris Hero, Nova, Johnny B.Badd, Hardcore Holly and other will also be in action! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zeduck Report post Posted August 29, 2003 (edited) [/i]Tuesday, 07 October 2003: PWE All-Stars Week One: Johnny B. Badd vs Hardcore Holly. Match Background: None. The Match: Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Hardcore goes down. Hardcore counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Badd is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Hardcore whips Badd into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Powerbomb on Badd. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Badd blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Spin kick by Johnny B. Badd to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Lightning kick by Badd on Hardcore. There's a two count on the pin. Spear! Hardcore is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Hardcore Holly once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Spear by Hardcore Holly. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Hardcore Holly gets taken down out of nowhere! Hardcore Holly can barely stand. Kiss That Don't Miss! 1....2....3. Hardcore Holly gives a murderous look toward Johnny B. Badd...and attacks! Badd gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Hardcore picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken. My Opinion: **1/4 rating for this one. Scott Keith may say that it's 'Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling', but not for me, buddy. Got to work harder to impress me. Overall Rating: 71% Crowd Reaction: 63% Match Quality: 79% Chavo Guerrero Jr vs Nova. Match Background: Chavo is making his debut at this show. The Match: Nova hits a dropkick on Chavo Guerrero Jr and gets right back up. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Chavo is down! There's a two count on the pin. Nova walks into a drop toe hold. Chavo hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Chavo Guerrero Jr hits a rolling kick on Nova. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Covers for a quick two count. Nova walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one of those though? Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Implant DDT by Chavo Guerrero Jr! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Nova powers out of a Chavo Guerrero Jr headlock. Nova crushes Chavo with a running senton. Covers for a quick two count. Tor-NADO DDT from Nova, Chavo got planted! Pin, but Chavo is out just before the three count. Implant DDT by Nova! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Nova kicks the leg, knocks Chavo down, and goes to work on it. Chavo blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Nova takes a flying neckbreaker from Chavo Guerrero Jr. Vicious chokeslam byChavo Guerrero Jr! I'd compare it to Akira Taue, but then that would start another argument on the TSM Forums. Chavo Guerrero Jr gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Chavo Guerrero Jr leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Chavo has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Nova to look for revenge. My Opinion: Slightly above average match. Only gets a **3\4 rating from me. Chavo Guerrero Jr lost 2 points of overness from this match. Chavo Guerrero Jr is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. Overall Rating: 73% Crowd Reaction: 63% Match Quality: 84% Chris Hero vs William Regal. Match Background: Regal is making his debut at this show. The Match: Massive back suplex! William Regal got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Chris Hero plants Regal with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by Hero who held onto that one for ages. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Regal gets caught with a short powerbomb from Hero. Covers for a quick two count. Regal backdrops Chris Hero out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of William Regal. Hero tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Full nelson slam on Hero. Chris Hero pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, aka the Doctor Bomb and Regal hits hard. Chris Hero floors William Regal...and climbs the turnbuckles. Hero Sandwich!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. William Regal looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Regal has lost it! My Opinion: **1/4 rating for this one. Scott Keith may say that it's 'Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling', but not for me, buddy. Got to work harder to impress me. William Regal lost 1 point of overness from this match. Chris Hero gained 2 points of overness from this match. (What I want, Chris Hero to keep on gaining overness) Overall Rating: 70% Crowd Reaction: 61% Match Quality: 80% Bleeding Souls have come out to the ring, carrying the PWE Tag-Team belts. Before they can say anything, La Resistance come out from the crowd, climb into the ring, and assault them. This is their debut appearance, and they make it a good one, destroying Bleeding Souls. With Punk and Raven laid out on the mat, La Resistance take the title belts and disappear back through the crowd. CM Punk debuted his new gimmick, it got a positive response. Rene Dupree gained 3 points of overness from this segment. CM Punk gained 3 points of overness from this segment. Sylvain Grenier gained 1 point of overness from this segment. Overall Rating: 78% (Needed a new tag-team with Raven retiring soon, so La Resistance was hired) Nick Mondo is walking backstage, when he suddenly stops and looks around. He walks over and looks behind some crates, and suddenly gets knocked down by a chair. Out from the crates emerges The Messiah, holding the chair. He hits Mondo again, then walks off, the damage done. The Messiah debuted his new gimmick, it got a positive response. Nick Mondo gained 3 points of overness from this segment. Overall Rating: 70% Lita vs Nicole Bass vs Victoria vs Alicia Webb. Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. Lita is making her debut at this show. Bass is making her debut at this show. Victoria is making her debut at this show. Alicia is making her debut at this show. This match is for the PWE Women's title. The Match: Kick to the gut from Alicia, who sadly, was even able to botch THAT. Alicia Webb with an arm drag that somehow looks like Nicole Bass did all the work. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Alicia Webb and Lita. Bass walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Lita with an enziguri! HBK isn't moving...uh oh. Oh, sorry, I had a flashback to the last time I got fooled. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Tag to Victoria. Victoria arm drags Bass over and locks on an armbar. Tag between Nicole Bass and Alicia Webb. Some chops from Alicia, are pretty much no sold as Victoria doesn't seem to be any worse for wear. Victoria counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Flying knee to the face from Victoria. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Cover gets three for Victoria, Alicia got pinned. Big kick from Bass staggers Victoria but that's about it. Nicole Bass hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Covers for a quick two count. Weak bodyslam on Victoria by Bass sets up a legdrop. Tag to Lita. Bass takes a hard, stinging chop from Lita. One word: Ow. Nicole Bass takes a knee lift from Lita. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Bass blocks a punch. Bass slams Lita down. Lita is sure in trouble now. Nicole Bass scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. ONE...TWO...THREE. Bass defeats Lita. Bass hits a piledriver on Victoria. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Flapjack from Bass on Victoria. Pin, but Victoria is out just before the three count. Bass goes for a splash but Victoria puts the knees up. Nicole Bass tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Victoria goes to the eyes! Victoria quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Nicole Bass collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Nicole Bass got screwed! My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities. The PWE Women's title has lost image. Overall Rating: 59% Crowd Reaction: 64% Match Quality: 48% (Ugh) Sting is in the ring, when Christian York comes out of nowhere and attacks him. Hulk Hogan charges down the aisle and into the ring. York backs off. Hulk Hogan has Sting down on the canvas. Big Legdrop!!! Hulk Hogan leaves with Christian York, having turned on Sting. Christian York debuted his new gimmick, it got a positive response. Christian York gained 1 point of overness from this segment. Hulk Hogan's turn was completed, and he is now a heel. Hulk Hogan gained 1 point of overness from this turn. Overall Rating: 88% Raven vs CM Punk. (Winner has World Championship match in 2 weeks) Match Background: Raven will be retiring shortly. Bleeding Souls are the reigning PWE Tag-Team champions, and have been since 03 September 2003. The Match: (Even by being beaten down earlier, they have both managed to make their way out for this match) STIFF~! chop lights up Punk who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Raven connects with rights and lefts and CM Punk is down! Raven hits a right hand. Covers for a quick two count. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on CM Punk by Raven. Remember when that was a legit finish? Hooks the leg for a two count. Punk flips out of a Raven bodyslam attempt. CM Punk connects with a back heel kick on Raven and gets back up quickly. There's a two count on the pin. Doctor Bomb connects and Raven landed hard. Raven once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Raven just KILLS CM Punk! CM Punk is in trouble. Evenflow DDT! 1....2....3. CM Punk has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles. My Opinion: Let me practice my math. 13 quarter stars equal a ***1\4 rating, right? Yeah, it does. That's what you get. Overall Rating: 77% Crowd Reaction: 67% Match Quality: 87% Edge vs Juventud Guerrera. (Winner gets World Heavyweight Title match in 2 weeks) Match Background: Edge is making his debut at this show. The Match: Juvi is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Juvi takes a headbutt from Edge. Juvi gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. There's a two count on the pin. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Juventud Guerrera by Edge. Remember when that was a legit finish? There's a two count on the pin. Edge charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Edge walks into a high dropkick from Juventud Guerrera, almost losing several teeth in the process. Covers for a quick two count. Flying cross body off the top rope! Juventud Guerrera gets taken down out of nowhere! Edge scores with a big spinebuster. Juventud Guerrera can barely stand. Edgecution! 1....2....3. Edge climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory My Opinion: Oh, look out...almost ***, but not quite. **3/4. Overall Rating: 81% Crowd Reaction: 82% Match Quality: 80% Overall Rating: 75% We got a 0.10 buy rate for 'PWE All-Stars Week One'! The attendance was 271 people. We made $250000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $10840 from ticket sales. 8th to 13th October: Nick Dinsmore wants some matches with Renee Dupree. Hired Rob Conway, Theodore Long, Ted DiBiase on Written Contracts. Released Don Callis. Edited August 30, 2003 by Zeduck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zeduck Report post Posted August 29, 2003 (edited) Tuesday 14th October: PWE All-Stars Week Two: Lita vs Victoria. Match Background: This match is for the PWE Women's title. Victoria has been PWE Women's champion since 07 October 2003. The Match: Victoria hits a short arm drag on Lita. Face crusher from Victoria on Lita sets up for an elbowdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Lita fights out of a grapple. Victoria takes a knee lift from Lita. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Victoria gets hip tossed by Lita. Lita hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Lita misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Back heel kick from Victoria on Lita but it misses by miles. Victoria grapples with Lita, and positions herself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! She rolls up the stunned Lita: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! Victoria slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. She's happy to have the win, and isn't going to hang around for Lita to get some payback. My Opinion: Sadly, a 1\2* match. Victoria gained 2 points of overness from this match. Overall Rating: 66% Crowd Reaction: 70% Match Quality: 57% Ted DiBiase is backstage, and announces that at next week's PWE All-Stars Week Two we will see Edge and Raven fight one on one. Ted DiBiase gained 1 point of overness from this segment. Overall Rating: 82% Chris Hero vs Juventud Guerrera. Match Background: None. The Match: Juvi gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Hero! Chris Hero snap suplexes Juvi HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Hero is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! There's a two count on the pin. Juventud Guerrera pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spin kick by Juventud Guerrera to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Juventud Guerrera connects with a back heel kick on Hero and gets back up quickly. Implant DDT by Juventud Guerrera! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hero ducks a wild right hand. Hero crushes Juvi with a huge legdrop. Juventud Guerrera is in trouble. Hero's Welcome!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Chris Hero climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory My Opinion: They definitely need to hook up again, I don't care what anyone says. ***1\2 Juventud Guerrera lost 1 point of overness from this match. Chris Hero gained 2 points of overness from this match Overall Rating: 78% Crowd Reaction: 65% Match Quality: 91% (Yes, Chris Hero gains more overness which is good) Nick Mondo is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes The Messiah, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Mondo turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Nick Mondo can barely stand. The Godsmack!!! That shook the ring. The Messiah raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Mondo, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Nick Mondo, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Nick Mondo as The Messiah exits via the crowd. Nick Mondo gained 3 points of overness from this segment Overall Rating: 70% A video is played, hyping the upcoming Christopher Daniels vs Bryan Danielson match for next week. Overall Rating: 64% Hardcore Holly vs Johnny B. Badd. Match Background: This will be a falls count anywhere bout. The Match: Spinning back kick from Johnny B. Badd. Johnny B. Badd uses a big bag of popcorn to floor Hardcore. I wonder if butter adds impact. STIFF~! chop lights up Hardcore who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Covers for a quick two count. Spin kick by Johnny B. Badd to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. There's a two count on the pin. Hardcore Holly pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Badd gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. There's a two count on the pin. Badd walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Badd ducks a wild right hand. Power drive elbow by Johnny B. Badd. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Johnny B. Badd moves in for the kill. Tutti Frutti!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Johnny B. Badd goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating. Overall Rating: 71% Crowd Reaction: 63% Match Quality: 80% Edge vs William Regal. Match Background: None. The Match: Spear by Edge. High Angle DDT by Edge just SPIKES William Regal down! Spear! Regal is down! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Flying shoulder tackle by Edge sends Regal CRASHING to the mat. There's a two count on the pin. William Regal is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Running knee lift from William Regal. Massive back suplex! Edge got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Regal charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Regal walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. William Regal can barely stand. Spear!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Edge remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. My Opinion: *** rating for an above average match. Overall Rating: 81% Crowd Reaction: 79% Match Quality: 83% Christian York is standing in the set for his personal interview segment, called YORK TALK~!. He announces that tonight's guests are Hulk Hogan and Sting. They make separate entrances, and stand either side of York. It doesn't take long before insults are flying, and soon Christian York is shoved aside, and the two workers brawl, taking most of the set with them. York does not look happy as he surveys the damage to the set. The fans were confused by the gimmick change of Christian York so soon after his last one. Hulk Hogan debuted his new gimmick, it got a positive response. Hulk Hogan lost 2 points of overness from this segment. Christian York gained 3 points of overness from this segment. Overall Rating: 82% Bleeding Souls vs La Resistance. Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. Raven will be retiring shortly. This match is for the PWE Tag-Team titles. Bleeding Souls have been PWE Tag-Team champions since 03 September 2003. The Match: Flying shoulder tackle by Raven sends Dupree CRASHING to the mat. Grenier takes a quick lariat. Bleeding Souls whip Dupree into the corner. CM Punk whips Raven in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Punk charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Spinebuster by Sylvain Grenier. High Angle DDT by Rene Dupree just SPIKES Raven down! Raven gets sent flying to the outside. Meanwhile, CM Punk is climbing the ladder! La Resistance see it...and run forward, knocking the ladder over! Punk gets sent from the ladder, over the top rope to the outside! La Resistance set the ladder up, and climb up to claim the prize and get the victory! Lords Of The Ring come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in behind La Resistance...and drop them with stereo chair shots! Lords Of The Ring leave the ring, the damage done. My Opinion: I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. If I left it up to you, you'd probably think it was the greatest match ever! Keep trying... Rob Conway debuted his new gimmick, it got a negative response. Nick Dinsmore debuted his new gimmick, it got a positive response. The PWE Tag-Team titles have gained in image. Overall Rating: 78% Crowd Reaction: 71% Match Quality: 86% (Match Quality of 86% with La Resistance?!) Overall Rating: 76% We got a 0.10 buy rate for 'PWE All-Stars Week Two'! The attendance was 265 people. We made $250000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $10600 from ticket sales. 15th October to 20th October: Brian Danielson wants some matches against Juventued Guerrera. Tuesday 21st October: PWE All-Stars Week Three: Juventud Guerrera vs Nova. Match Background: None. The Match: Juventud Guerrera strikes Nova. Spinning back kick from Juventud Guerrera. Juvi hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nova takes a flying neckbreaker from Juventud Guerrera. Covers for a quick two count. Nova reverses a Juventud Guerrera hammerlock. Nova strikes Juvi. Covers for a quick two count. Lightning kick by Nova on Juvi. Juventud Guerrera powers out of a Nova headlock. Diamond Dust from Juventud Guerrera, Nova is out! Nova is in trouble. Here it comes - Juvi Driver. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: I'd love to see a rematch and see if they can top this. **** Overall Rating: 83% Crowd Reaction: 70% Match Quality: 96% Edge is backstage. He was on Hype Central (HYPE CENTRAL!!!) tonight, this time for a match with Raven. Can you believe that I just marked out for Lance Wright? How many people even remember that guy? Overall Rating: 86% Johnny B. Badd vs William Regal. Match Background: Badd and Regal are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Regal goes down. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Johnny B. Badd ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Badd hits a dropkick on William Regal and gets right back up. Fallaway slam by Johnny B. Badd puts down William Regal. Regal flips out of a Johnny B. Badd bodyslam attempt. William Regal with a spinning neckbreaker on Badd. Tiger bomb by William Regal, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. There's a two count on the pin. Regal goes for a splash but Badd puts the knees up. Regal takes a NICE hurrancarana from Johnny B. Badd. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Regal! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Regal reverses a waistlock. William Regal gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Regal. Johnny B. Badd avoids a William Regal avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Badd uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! William Regal can barely stand. Tutti Frutti!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Regal is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is. My Opinion: This match gets two stars from me. Nothing more, nothing less. ** Johnny B. Badd gained 2 points of overness from this match. Overall Rating: 77% Crowd Reaction: 79% Match Quality: 73% Christian York is standing in the set for his personal interview segment called York Talk. He announces that tonight's guest is CM Punk, who comes out from the back. They try to do a straight interview, but the constant taunts from York soon annoy Punk, and he turns to leave...only to get attacked from behind with a metal bar that was part of the set! Christian York leaves his guest down and hurt on the floor. CM Punk gained 1 point of overness from this segment. Overall Rating: 60% La Resistance vs Lords Of The Ring. Match Background: La Resistance and Lords Of The Ring are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. This match is for the PWE Tag-Team titles. La Resistance have been PWE Tag-Team champions since 14 October 2003. The Match: Big dropkick by Rob Conway, who got a ton of air on the move. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, aka the Doctor Bomb and Dupree hits hard. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Nick Dinsmore. Lords Of The Ring whip Dupree into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Rene Dupree takes a butterfly suplex from Dinsmore. Hooks the leg for a two count. Dinsmore drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Dupree. Dupree flips out of a Nick Dinsmore bodyslam attempt. Rene Dupree scores with a standing spinebuster. Dupree tags out to Sylvain Grenier. Bodyslam by Grenier. Spinebuster by Sylvain Grenier. Nick Dinsmore comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Dinsmore tags out to Rob Conway. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, aka the Doctor Bomb and Grenier hits hard. Grenier gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Rob Conway snap suplexes Grenier. Conway goes for a splash but Grenier puts the knees up. Nice piledriver on Conway. Conway grabs Sylvain Grenier for Nick Dinsmore, who swings...but Grenier ducks, and ends up nailingConwayinstead! Rob Conway is in trouble. Here it comes - Running Powerslam. 1....2...3, it's finished. La Resistance signal to each other...and they attack Lords Of The Ring! After an swift brawl, Conway and Dinsmore are left down in the ring. The PWE Tag-Team titles have gained in image. Overall Rating: 66% Crowd Reaction: 60% Match Quality: 72% (Not too good but hopefully their matches/fued will get better) Nick Mondo vs The Messiah. Match Background: Mondo and Messiah have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, The Messiah ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Messiah drops an elbow...but Nick Mondo moves out of the way. Nick Mondo connects with rights and lefts and The Messiah is down! The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Powerbomb on Messiah. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Mondo walks into a drop toe hold. Bodyslam by Messiah. Mondo walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by The Messiah connects and Nick Mondo is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Mondo kicks The Messiah in the gut to reverse the momentum. Massive backbreaker on Messiah and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Pin, but Messiah is out just before the three count. Mondo walks into a drop toe hold. Nick Mondo charges, Messiah moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Nick Mondo floors Messiah, then signals for the Mondo Sledge. Meanwhile, The Messiah has something in his hands. Mondo comes over...and has to move quickly to duck a brass knuckles punch! The knuckles get knocked to the ground in the struggle, and Nick Mondo manages to grab them. The Messiah gets hit with his own weapon, and is knocked out. The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Nick Mondo used an illegal weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Nick Mondo has been disqualified! I don't think the fight has finished. Nick Mondo and Messiah have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match! Overall Rating: 74% Crowd Reaction: 66% Match Quality: 83% Bryan Danielson vs Christopher Daniels. Match Background: Danielson knows Daniels from their battles for NJPW in Japan. Danielson and Daniels are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the PWE Cruiserweight title. The Match: THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Daniels pushes out of a Bryan Danielson hold. Christopher Daniels strikes Danielson. Christopher Daniels hits a rolling kick on Danielson. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Danielson goes down. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Spin kick by Christopher Daniels to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Bryan Danielson comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Lightning kick by Danielson on Daniels. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Bryan Danielson and Daniels is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Danielson hits a dropkick on Christopher Daniels and gets right back up. Danielson hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Bryan Danielson gets taken down out of nowhere! Christopher Daniels hits a rolling kick on Danielson. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Tiger suplex on Danielson. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Christopher Daniels misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Bryan Danielson floors Daniels, then signals for the Cattle Mutilation. Meanwhile, Christopher Daniels has something in his hands. Danielson comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. My Opinion: A ****1\2 rating for a great match. Keep on trucking...you'll get there. The PWE Cruiserweight title has gained in image. Overall Rating: 85% Crowd Reaction: 71% Match Quality: 100% (I should be having matches between these two each week. Pity that Christopher Daniels costs so much) Edge vs Raven. Match Background: Raven will be retiring shortly. This match is for the PWE World Heavyweight title. The Match: Spinebuster by Edge. Edge scores with a standing spinebuster. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Raven! Pin, but Raven is out just before the three count. Raven charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Hooks the leg for a two count. Edge charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Raven with a spinning neckbreaker on Edge. Full nelson slam on Edge. Raven goes for a splash but Edge puts the knees up. Big piledriver on Raven. Raven can barely stand. Here it comes - Edgecution. 1....2...3, it's finished. Edge extends his hand to Raven...and it is accepted! They shake! My Opinion: Solid bout, but they could do a lot better. *** The PWE World Heavyweight title has gained in image. Overall Rating: 79% Crowd Reaction: 77% Match Quality: 82% Hulk Hogan vs Sting. Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Christian York will be the referee for this match. Sting and Hogan have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Sting slams Hulk Hogan down and motions to the crowd. Sting hits a piledriver on Hulk Hogan. That used to end matches, you know. Covers for a quick two count. Hogan counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Hulk Hogan strikes Sting. Sting gets splashed in the corner. There's a two count on the pin. Hogan DDTs Sting. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Weak bodyslam on Sting by Hogan sets up a legdrop. Sting powers out of a headlock. Spear by Sting. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Flying shoulder tackle by Sting sends Hogan CRASHING to the mat. Sting connects with rights and lefts and Hulk Hogan is down! Hogan blocks a kick from Sting. Hulk Hogan strikes Sting with a hard blow. Hogan DDTs Sting. Hulk Hogan scores with a quick roll up. 1.2.3! Christian York made a lightning fast three count, Sting had no chance to kick out. Hulk Hogan leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Hogan has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Sting to look for revenge. My Opinion: I'll give it a *3/4 rating. If you think of it like currency, it's a 1.75. You can't even take the subway with that anymore here. Work harder man. Christian York is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. (Who I have forgotten to turn heel) Overall Rating: 88% Crowd Reaction: 99% Match Quality: 64% Overall Rating: 78% We got a 0.10 buy rate for 'PWE All-Stars Week Three'! The attendance was 1584 people. We made $250000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $31680 from ticket sales. 22nd to 27th October: Chavo Guerrero Jr.: I'd like to work with Christopher Daniels if possible. Hardcore Holly: I'd like to work with Raven if possible. Edited August 30, 2003 by Zeduck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zeduck Report post Posted August 30, 2003 Tuesday, 28th October PWE All-Stars Week Four Johnny B. Badd vs William Regal. Match Background: Badd and Regal have been feuding recently. Regal has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Standing leg lariat by Johnny B. Badd on Regal. William Regal reverses a hip toss. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, William Regal ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. William Regal brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Badd in the ring! Cover, but there's no one to count for William Regal! William Regal gets taken down out of nowhere! Spin kick by Johnny B. Badd to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Lightning kick by Badd on Regal. There's a two count on the pin. Spear! Regal is down! Pin, but Regal is out just before the three count. Johnny B. Badd misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Badd walks into a jaw breaker. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Badd kicks William Regal in the gut to reverse the momentum. William Regal can barely stand. Tutti Frutti! 1....2....3. Johnny B. Badd is still in the ring celebrating. William Regal pushes the referee away. William Regal spins Badd around. William Regal hits the Butterfly Powerbomb! My Opinion: I can be generous sometimes. Well, depends on your definition of generous. **1/4. Overall Rating: 76% Crowd Reaction: 78% Match Quality: 74% A video is played, hyping Raven. (Well, he is retiring right?) Overall Rating: 83% Hardcore Holly vs Raven. Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Raven will be retiring shortly. The Match: Hardcore takes a headbutt from Raven. Raven chair shots Hardcore Holly. BAAACK Body drop by Hardcore gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Raven slams Hardcore Holly down and motions to the crowd. Hardcore Holly pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Hardcore Holly throws Raven into a shopping trolley. Spear by Hardcore Holly. Covers for a quick two count. Raven reverses a hip toss. Full nelson slam on Hardcore. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Hardcore! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Hardcore Holly powers out of a Raven headlock. Raven gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Raven reverses a waistlock. BAAACK Body drop by Hardcore gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Hardcore Holly is in trouble. Evenflow DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Raven remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. My Opinion: *** rating for an above average match. Overall Rating: 76% Crowd Reaction: 68% Match Quality: 85% Nick Dinsmore vs Rene Dupree. Match Background: La Resistance and Lords Of The Ring have been feuding recently. Lords Of The Ring have yet to beat their rivals in the ring since the feud began. The Match: Rene Dupree just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Dinsmore. Dupree takes a back suplex. Stun Gun from Nick Dinsmore! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. A Gut buster connects on Dupree and hits hard. Nick Dinsmore misses a clothesline. Bodyslam by Dupree. Massive backbreaker on Dinsmore and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nick Dinsmore avoids a Rene Dupree avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Gutwrench into a powerbomb, aka the Doctor Bomb and Dupree hits hard. There's a two count on the pin. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Nick Dinsmore, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Dupree pushes out of a Nick Dinsmore hold. Rene Dupree hits some punches. How generic. Dinsmore blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Dinsmore drives a thrust kick into the chest of Dupree. Rene Dupree gets knocked to the ground by Dinsmore. Here it comes...Crossface! Rene Dupree taps! Sylvain Grenier comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Nick Dinsmore is ready though, and strikes first! Nick Dinsmore drops Grenier to the canvas. Nick Dinsmore quickly locks on the Crossface! Sylvain Grenier has been left down on the canvas. The attempted ambush has backfired. My Opinion: A wise man once said 'Can I get a side of bland with that bland'. He's dead now, though. That's what this match was...bland. ** Rene Dupree lost 1 point of overness from this match. Nick Dinsmore gained 3 points of overness from this match. Overall Rating: 67% Crowd Reaction: 58% Match Quality: 77% Christian York vs Chris Hero. Match Background: None. The Match: Christian York just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Hero. Back suplex on York. Stun Gun from Chris Hero! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. York tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Christian York once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Spin kick by Christian York to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Super kick by Christian York. Covers for a quick two count. Chris Hero reverses a hip toss. Reverse DDT on York. Hooks the leg for a two count. York gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Pin, but York is out just before the three count. Chris Hero misses a clothesline. STIFF high kick on Hero by Christian York. Hero blocks a kick from Christian York. Chris Hero snap suplexes York HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Hero is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Christian York can barely stand. Hero's Welcome! 1....2....3. Chris Hero is still in the ring celebrating. Christian York pushes the referee away. Christian York spins Hero around. Christian York hits the Onion Buster! My Opinion: Slightly above average match. Only gets a **3\4 rating from me. Christian York's turn was completed, and he is now a heel. Christian York gained 3 points of overness from this turn. Overall Rating: 72% Crowd Reaction: 61% Match Quality: 83% Chavo Guerrero Jr is backstage. He ripped into Edge. What is wrong with you? Booking heel turns during interviews? It's not what I would do... Chavo Guerrero Jr debuted his new gimmick. Chavo Guerrero Jr's turn was completed, and he is now a heel. Chavo Guerrero Jr gained 4 points of overness from this turn. Overall Rating: 75% Chavo Guerrero Jr vs Edge. Match Background: This match is for the PWE World Heavyweight title. Edge has been PWE World Heavyweight champion since 21 October 2003. The Match: Edge connects with rights and lefts and Chavo Guerrero Jr is down! Big dropkick by Edge, who got a ton of air on the move. There's a two count on the pin. Chavo Guerrero Jr elbows Edge in the face to break a hammerlock. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Chavo hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Chavo Guerrero Jr hits a rolling kick on Edge. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Edge flips out of a Chavo Guerrero Jr bodyslam attempt. Full nelson slam on Chavo. Chavo Guerrero Jr can barely stand. Here it comes - Edgecution. 1....2...3, it's finished. Chavo Guerrero Jr looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Chavo has lost it! My Opinion: Let me practice my math. 13 quarter stars equal a ***1\4 rating, right? Yeah, it does. That's what you get. The PWE World Heavyweight title has gained in image. Overall Rating: 80% Crowd Reaction: 77% Match Quality: 84% (Well Edge and his opponents have been putting on consistently good matches lately. Now for someone to fued with Edge…) Raven has come out for his retirement speech. He brings out Chris Hero at the end, and says that everything he stood for, he is now passing on to Hero. He leaves for the last time with Chris Hero. Overall Rating: 70% (I only tried thinking Chris Hero might gain some overness) Hulk Hogan vs Sting. Match Background: Sting and Hogan have been feuding recently. So far, Sting hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Hogan since the feud started. The Match: Sting scoops and slams Hulk Hogan. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Hogan blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Sting takes a right hand to the temple from Hogan. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Hogan whips Sting into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Flapjack from Hogan on Sting. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Sting blocks a punch. Sting with a spinning neckbreaker on Hogan. Massive backbreaker on Hogan and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Hogan! Pin, but Hogan is out just before the three count. Hogan backdrops Sting out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Hulk Hogan. Hogan hits a piledriver on Sting. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Sting elbows Hulk Hogan in the face to break a hammerlock. Sting moves in for the kill. Scorpion Death Drop!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Sting goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory My Opinion: *1\2 rating is all it gets from me. Hulk Hogan lost 1 point of overness from this match. Sting gained 2 points of overness from this match. Sting lost 5 points of overness from this feud ending. Hulk Hogan lost 5 points of overness from this feud ending. (Do I care? No) Overall Rating: 86% Crowd Reaction: 96% Match Quality: 64% Overall Rating: 77% We got a 0.10 buy rate for 'PWE All-Stars Week Four'! The attendance was 1605 people. We made $250000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $32100 from ticket sales. (How come it’s 0.10 every time?) 29th October to 4th November: Chris Hero: Christian York and me don't have much chemistry in the ring. How about putting me in a program with a worker like Nick Mondo? I think our styles would really work well together. (Or not, because Nick Mondo is already in a fued) Hogan & Sting don’t like that their fued was so short. (I don’t care. Releases Sting & Hogan) ECCW have gone bankrupt. I have been losing $$$ over the past two months. (Lost 1 million last month, 3 million this month) Our public image is rising. We made $1440000 off merchandise this month. CM Punk: I am increasing my wage demands by 10% per appearance, as i believe i am being underpaid. (Too Bad. Releases CM Punk) Batista has returned from injury. (Finally…) Garrison Cade in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Technique (1 point); Over (2 points); Brawling (2 points); Orlando Jordan in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Brawling (2 points); Charisma (2 points); Eric Gracie in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Brawling (1 point); Over (2 points); Charisma (2 points); Jeremy Lopez in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Brawling (1 point); Charisma (1 point); Speed (2 points); Offered Graveyard Slot on NBC. (Ah…no thanks) Tuesday, 04 November: PWE All-Stars Week Five Ted DiBiase comes to the ring and announces that Batista will be at the next show. Overall Rating: 70% Chris Hero vs Hardcore Holly. Match Background: None. The Match: Chris Hero connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Stun Gun from Chris Hero! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Covers for a quick two count. Hardcore Holly elbows Chris Hero in the face to break a hammerlock. Bodyslam by Hardcore. Hardcore hits a right hand. Bodyslam by Hardcore. Hero flips out of a Hardcore Holly bodyslam attempt. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Chris Hero! Hardcore Holly can barely stand. Hero's Welcome!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Chris Hero extends his hand to Hardcore...but it is ignored! My Opinion: I can be generous sometimes. Well, depends on your definition of generous. **1/4. Overall Rating: 68% Crowd Reaction: 56% Match Quality: 81% Johnny B. Badd is in the ring. Out from the back come Enemies Of The State, who hit the ring. Rene Dupree takes a microphone and offers Johnny B. Badd a spot in the group. Badd declines the offer, and on the order of Dupree, Enemies Of The State attack and leave Johnny B. Badd down on the mat. Overall Rating: 74% Lita is standing backstage, when Chris Hero walks up carrying flowers. He gives them to her, she thanks him, then he walks off smiling. Overall Rating: 54% (What?!) The Messiah has come down and taken a seat right in the middle of the ring. He says that he isn't moving until he gets some respect. Out comes Nick Mondo who hits the ring and kicks off a brawl, eventually sending The Messiah running for cover. Overall Rating: 65% Enemies Of The State vs Third Dimension. Match Background: La Resistance and Lords Of The Ring have been feuding recently. Badd and Regal have been feuding recently. Regal has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. La Resistance are the reigning PWE Tag-Team champions, and have been since 14 October 2003. The Match: Badd gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Regal! Regal drives a thrust kick into the chest of Badd. Regal tags out to Sylvain Grenier. BAAACK Body drop by Badd gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Spear by Sylvain Grenier. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Sylvain Grenier and Rene Dupree. La Resistance whip Badd into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. BIG clothesline on Badd. Rene Dupree misses a clothesline. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Rene Dupree by Badd. Remember when that was a legit finish? Badd tags out to Nick Dinsmore. Dupree gets caught with a short powerbomb from Dinsmore. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Dupree! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Stun Gun from Nick Dinsmore! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Dinsmore tags out to Rob Conway. Rob Conway snap suplexes Dupree. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Conway. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Dupree counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tag to William Regal. BAAACK Body drop by Conway gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Tag to Johnny B. Badd. Badd just WAFFLES Regal with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! William Regal once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Johnny B. Badd grabs William Regal from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Regal rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it! My Opinion: *1\2 rating is all it gets from me. Overall Rating: 66% Crowd Reaction: 62% Match Quality: 71% Juventud Guerrera vs Nova. Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. The Match: STIFF high kick on Nova by Juventud Guerrera. Ladder assisted standing moonsault, Nova gets CRUSHED! Spinning back kick from Juventud Guerrera. Spin kick by Juventud Guerrera to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Juvi charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Nova strikes Juvi. Juvi takes a NICE hurrancarana from Nova. Juventud Guerrera is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. SHINING WIZARD~! on Nova by Juvi! They both begin to climb the ladder. Once they reach the top, an exchange of punches starts! Juvi grabs Nova...and sends him crashing to the canvas! Juventud Guerrera grabs the prize for the victory. Nova offers a handshake to Juvi...and he accepts it! No! Juventud Guerrera levels Nova with a cheap shot right hand! Juventud Guerrera spins Nova around. Juventud Guerrera hits the Juvi Driver! Nova has been floored after the match. My Opinion: Consider yourself lucky, a ****1\4 is hard to get and it was earned every step of the way. Let's see if you can do better now. Nova has sustained an injury as a result of a bad bump! Overall Rating: 87% Crowd Reaction: 78% Match Quality: 96% Backstage, a crowd is forming around Edge, who has been knocked unconscious and left down and out. Paramedics come over to help, although nobody seems to know who was responsible for the attack. Overall Rating: 80% Bryan Danielson vs Christopher Daniels. Match Background: This will be an iron man bout. Danielson knows Daniels from their battles for NJPW in Japan. Danielson and Daniels have been feuding recently. So far, Danielson hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Daniels since the feud started. This match is for the PWE Cruiserweight title. Christopher Daniels has been PWE Cruiserweight champion since 21 October 2003. The Match: FIRST FALL: Daniels hits a dropkick on Bryan Danielson and gets right back up. VICIOUS lightning kick by Daniels on Danielson. There's a two count on the pin. Danielson reverses a waistlock. Bryan Danielson strikes Daniels. Daniels takes a flying neckbreaker from Bryan Danielson. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Daniels. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Danielson hits a dropkick on Christopher Daniels and gets right back up. Christopher Daniels pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Daniels crushes Danielson with a sweet running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from Christopher Daniels. Nicely done. Pin, but Danielson is out just before the three count. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Christopher Daniels strikes Danielson. Christopher Daniels gets taken down out of nowhere! Spin kick by Bryan Danielson to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. DDT from the top rope by Bryan Danielson. That looked KILLER. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Bryan Danielson pins Daniels. SECOND FALL: Standing leg lariat by Bryan Danielson on Daniels. Danielson just WAFFLES Daniels with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Hard back suplex on Daniels. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Daniels takes a flying neckbreaker from Bryan Danielson. Daniels backdrops Bryan Danielson out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Christopher Daniels. Second rope flying axe handle, Danielson goes down. One day, Daniels might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. GORGEOUS Spinning bulldog in the corner and Danielson is down. Covers for a quick two count. Danielson counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! SUPER frankensteiner on Daniels, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Diamond Dust from Bryan Danielson and Daniels is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Daniels powers out of a headlock. VICIOUS lightning kick by Daniels on Danielson. ONE...TWO...THREE. Daniels defeats Danielson. THIRD FALL: Bryan Danielson connects with a back heel kick on Daniels and gets back up quickly. Christopher Daniels powers out of a Bryan Danielson headlock. Spinning back kick from Christopher Daniels. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Diamond Dust from Christopher Daniels, Danielson is out! Cover, but there's no one to count for Christopher Daniels! Danielson counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Bryan Danielson. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Bryan Danielson misses a clothesline. Daniels crushes Danielson with a running senton. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Danielson counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Christopher Daniels gets knocked to the ground by Danielson. Christopher Daniels gets locked in the Cattle Mutilation! Submission victory! END OF BOUT. Bryan Danielson remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. My Opinion: This was such a good match, it caused star ratings to magically appear... ****1\4 Overall Rating: 84% Crowd Reaction: 70% Match Quality: 98% (Well that’s the end of that fued, seeing Chris Daniels will be released) Overall Rating: 73% We got a 0.11 buy rate for 'PWE All-Stars Week Five'! The attendance was 1636 people. We made $275000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $32720 from ticket sales. 5th to 10th November: Nova & Rene Dupree think they should be higher up the card. Nova injured with Damaged Hand…out for 1 month. Released Christopher Daniels. 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Guest Zeduck Report post Posted August 31, 2003 11th November: PWE All-Stars Week Six Johnny B. Badd vs Chavo Guerrero Jr. Match Background: None. The Match: Badd slams Chavo Guerrero Jr. Badd hits a dropkick on Chavo Guerrero Jr and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Chavo Guerrero Jr reverses a hip toss. Spin kick by Chavo Guerrero Jr to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Badd walks into a high dropkick from Chavo Guerrero Jr, almost losing several teeth in the process. Hard back suplex on Badd. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Badd kicks Chavo Guerrero Jr in the gut to reverse the momentum. Chavo takes a NICE hurrancarana from Johnny B. Badd. Chavo Guerrero Jr can barely stand. Tutti Frutti! 1....2....3. My Opinion: I'll give it a **1\2 rating, but that's because I didn't mark out once...but nothing was too bad. Overall Rating: 74% Crowd Reaction: 68% Match Quality: 81% Edge is in the ring, cutting an interview. The lights go out, and a new entrance video plays. The lights come back on, and the debuting Batista is standing on the sound stage, holding a microphone. He gives a speech about what he is going to do. Edge cuts back in, unhappy about his interview being interupted. They descend into insults, threats, and challenges. Batista gets the last word, promising that he is here to make an impact, and then leaves. Overall Rating: 75% La Resistance are in the ring, celebrating their recent success. Out come Lords Of The Ring, and they attack. The short brawl ends with Rene Dupree being thrown off the platform they were using, and Sylvain Grenier getting put through a table at ringside. Lords Of The Ring have made their point. Rob Conway gained 3 points of overness from this segment. (Pretty good seeing, he’s not even 50 over) Overall Rating: 62% Nick Mondo is in the ring, and he calls out The Messiah. Messiah appears, and eventually accepts a challenge to a match between the two Overall Rating: 61% Nick Mondo vs The Messiah. Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Mondo and Messiah have been feuding recently. So far, Mondo hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Messiah since the feud started. The Match: The Messiah smashes a Playstation console over the head of Mondo. Should have used an X-Box, they're much bigger. Messiah hits a piledriver on Nick Mondo. That used to end matches, you know. There's a two count on the pin. Nick Mondo avoids a The Messiah avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Mondo scoops and slams The Messiah. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Running knee lift from Nick Mondo. There's a two count on the pin. Messiah eats a trash can, but not the contents in it, obviously. Pin, but Messiah is out just before the three count. Nick Mondo with a spinning neckbreaker on Messiah. The Messiah powers out of a Nick Mondo headlock. Mondo walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. There's a two count on the pin. The Messiah scores with a big spinebuster. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Fallaway slam by The Messiah puts down Nick Mondo. Messiah rams Mondo into a table. Mondo counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. BIG clothesline on Messiah. Death valley driver by Nick Mondo! No one executes that move properly anymore. Nick Mondo moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Assault Driver. 1....2...3, it's finished. The fight has started up again! Nick Mondo attacks Messiah, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. My Opinion: Oh, look out...almost ***, but not quite. **3/4. Overall Rating: 75% Crowd Reaction: 66% Match Quality: 84% La Resistance vs Lords Of The Ring. Match Background: This will be a tables bout. La Resistance and Lords Of The Ring have been feuding recently. This match is for the PWE Tag-Team titles. La Resistance have been PWE Tag-Team champions since 14 October 2003. The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up Dinsmore who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Fallaway slam by Sylvain Grenier puts down Rob Conway. Rene Dupree pulls Dinsmore onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Grenier charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Dupree takes a hard, stinging chop from Conway. One word: Ow. Lords Of The Ring whip Dupree into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Reverse DDT on Grenier. Nick Dinsmore pulls Grenier onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Rene Dupree avoids a Rob Conway avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Spear by Sylvain Grenier. Dupree climbs onto the table with Rob Conway and hits a bodyslam through it for the win! La Resistance signal to each other...and they attack Lords Of The Ring! After an swift brawl, Conway and Dinsmore are left down in the ring. My Opinion: These guys worked SO HARD...for a ** rating. Something went wrong somewhere, didn't it? The PWE Tag-Team titles have gained in image. Overall Rating: 71% Crowd Reaction: 69% Match Quality: 74% Chris Hero vs William Regal. Match Background: None. The Match: William Regal just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Hero. Regal blocks a punch. Regal drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Hero. Hero reverses an irish whip...and William Regal runs into the referee! Wicked suplex out of the corner from William Regal, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! William Regal misses a clothesline. Vertical suplex by Chris Hero. Doctor Bomb connects and Regal landed hard. Covers for a quick two count. Regal gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Regal counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Hero walks into a jaw breaker. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Hero flips out of a William Regal bodyslam attempt. Johnny B. Badd comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Regal turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Badd! Johnny B. Badd has left Regal in big trouble. William Regal can barely stand. Hero's Welcome!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Chris Hero, having taken the victory thanks to the outside interference of Johnny B. Badd, goes over and shakes hands with him, showing that their plan was a success. (Face B.Badd causes heel Regal to lose. Which continues the fued) My Opinion: Slightly above average match. Only gets a **3\4 rating from me. William Regal lost 1 point of overness from this match. Chris Hero gained 1 point of overness from this match. Overall Rating: 74% Crowd Reaction: 67% Match Quality: 82% Juventud Guerrera vs Hardcore Holly. Match Background: None. The Match: Spinning back kick from Juventud Guerrera. Juventud Guerrera hits a rolling kick on Hardcore. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Hardcore blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Running knee lift from Hardcore Holly. Hardcore Holly hits some punches. How generic. Bodyslam by Hardcore. Juventud Guerrera avoids a Hardcore Holly avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Springboard reverse elbow by Juventud Guerrera. Excellent move. Looks like Muta has giving out lessons. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Hardcore Holly floors Juvi, then signals for the Alabama Slam. Meanwhile, Juventud Guerrera has something in his hands. Hardcore comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Juventud Guerrera slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Hardcore to get some payback. Overall Rating: 65% Crowd Reaction: 50% (?!?!?!) Match Quality: 80% (Non-title match)Edge vs Batista. Match Background: Batista is making his debut at this show. Edge is the reigning PWE World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 21 October 2003. The Match: BAAACK Body drop by Batista gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Massive backbreaker on Batista and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. There's a two count on the pin. Batista pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Batista hits some punches. How generic. Fallaway slam by Batista puts down Edge. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Batista connects and Edge is down! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Running knee lift from Batista. Edge powers out of a Batista headlock. Edge hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Edge connects and Batista is down! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Edge with a spinning neckbreaker on Batista. Edge scoops and slams Batista. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Batista blocks a kick from Edge. BAAACK Body drop by Edge gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Spear! Edge is down! Edge is in trouble. Standing Spinebuster! 1....2....3. Batista gives a murderous look toward Edge...and attacks! Edge gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Batista leaves the ring having left Edge down and out. My Opinion: This match gets two stars from me. Nothing more, nothing less. ** Edge lost 1 point of overness from this match. Batista gained 2 points of overness from this match. Overall Rating: 74% Crowd Reaction: 75% Match Quality: 74% (Spose that was ok. Will probably start a fued between these two) Overall Rating: 70% We got a 0.11 buy rate for 'PWE All-Stars Week Five'! The attendance was 1623 people. We made $275000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $32460 from ticket sales. 12th to 17th November Hardcore Holly- I think you might be pushing me too high up the card, the fans seem to be resenting me. Signed Spanky & Scoot Andrews to Written Contracts. 18th November PWE All-Stars Week Seven The Messiah is in the ring, when Nick Mondo comes out onto the stage. They trade insults back and forth, building toward a match between the two. Overall Rating: 66% Theodore Long is backstage with Batista. Theodore Long talked trash about Edge, continuing the feud with Batista. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will always help build up a rivalry. Well, I guess sticks and stones would as well, but you know what I mean. Theodore Long debuted his new gimmick, it got a negative response. (A “mentor” gimmick) Overall Rating: 69% (Not a good start at all. Will War Games save this show?) Ted DiBiase is backstage, and announces that at next week's PWE All-Stars Week Eight we will see Batista and Edge fight one on one. Ted DiBiase gained 2 points of overness from this segment. Overall Rating: 79% Christian York is standing in the set for his personal interview segment, “York Talk.” He announces that tonight's guest is Scoot Andrews, who comes out from the back. They try to do a straight interview, but the constant taunts from York soon annoy Scoot, and he turns to leave...only to get attacked from behind with a metal bar that was part of the set! Christian York leaves his guest down and hurt on the floor. Overall Rating: 66% Nick Mondo vs The Messiah. Match Background: This will be a first blood bout. Mondo and Messiah have been feuding recently. The Match: Mondo hits a piledriver on The Messiah. That used to end matches, you know. Messiah powers out of a headlock. STIFF~! chop lights up Mondo who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Nick Mondo charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Fallaway slam by The Messiah puts down Nick Mondo. Mondo pushes out of a The Messiah hold. Mondo hits a piledriver on The Messiah. That used to end matches, you know. Death valley driver by Nick Mondo! No one executes that move properly anymore. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on The Messiah by Mondo. Remember when that was a legit finish? Messiah blocks a punch. Running knee lift from The Messiah. High Angle DDT by The Messiah just SPIKES Nick Mondo down! Messiah whips Mondo into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Mondo quickly grabs a chair...and hits The Messiah with it, drawing blood! Messiah recovers quickly, and hits a low blow...then wipes the blood off his head and smears it on Mondo and exits the ring. The referee recovers, sees the blood....and calls for the bell, awarding the match to The Messiah! The Messiah slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Mondo to get some payback. My Opinion: I really shouldn't drink when I'm reviewing matches. Especially with Scotsman, I can't drink nearly as much, so I try too hard. It was either ** or ****, but I guess I'll have to compromise and say ***. Overall Rating: 77% Crowd Reaction: 69% Match Quality: 85% Victoria vs Lita. Match Background: This will be a bra and panties bout. This match is for the PWE Women's title. Victoria has been PWE Women's champion since 07 October 2003. The Match: Lita uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Victoria blocks a punch. Victoria hits a back kick, doubling Litaover. Lita walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Victoria hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Lita powers out of a headlock. Lita uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Lita with an enziguri! HBK isn't moving...uh oh. Oh, sorry, I had a flashback to the last time I got fooled. Flying elbow from Lita, grazing the target slightly. Victoria kicks Lita in the gut to reverse the momentum. Victoria hits a dropkick on Lita. Actually, it barely touched! Swan dive headbutt from Victoria but without much elevation on the move. Victoria moves in for the kill. Widow's Peak!!! That shook the ring. Victoria strips Lita down to her underwear for the victory! My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities. Lita lost 1 point of overness from this match. Victoria gained 3 points of overness from this match. The PWE Women's title has gained in image. Overall Rating: 69% Crowd Reaction: 80% Match Quality: 44% (?) Chris Hero vs Hardcore Holly. Match Background: None. The Match: Chris Hero connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Big dropkick by Chris Hero, who got a ton of air on the move. There's a two count on the pin. Chris Hero gets taken down out of nowhere! Hardcore Holly with a spinning neckbreaker on Hero. Hardcore slams Chris Hero. BAAACK Body drop by Hero gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Hero ducks a wild right hand. Chris Hero hits a stalling suplex on Hardcore. Chris Hero moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Hero's Welcome. 1....2...3, it's finished. Chris Hero remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. Basically, I just use Holly as a jobber to try to get others over) My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating. Overall Rating: 69% Crowd Reaction: 57% Match Quality: 82% (This show is crap so far) Juventud Guerrera vs Chavo Guerrero Jr vs Christian York vs Scoot Andrews. Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. Scoot is making his debut at this show. (Winner has PWE Cruiserweight Championship shot next week) The Match: York hits a dropkick on Scoot Andrews and gets right back up. Scoot walks into a high dropkick from Christian York, almost losing several teeth in the process. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Christian York and Chavo Guerrero Jr. Implant DDT by Chavo Guerrero Jr! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Diamond Dust from Chavo Guerrero Jr, Scoot is out! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tag between Chavo Guerrero Jr and Juventud Guerrera. Juvi hits a dropkick on Scoot Andrews and gets right back up. Tag between Scoot Andrews and Christian York. Christian York connects with a back heel kick on Juvi and gets back up quickly. Juventud Guerrera avoids a Christian York avalanche by getting out of the damn way! York walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one of those though? Cover gets three for Juventud Guerrera, York got pinned. Hard back suplex on Juvi. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Scoot crushes Juvi with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Scoot hits a dropkick on Juventud Guerrera and gets right back up. Tag between Juventud Guerrera and Chavo Guerrero Jr. Chavo uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Chavo Guerrero Jr hits a rolling kick on Scoot. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Chavo Guerrero Jr misses a clothesline. Spin kick by Scoot Andrews to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Vicious kick to the teeth from Scoot Andrews. ONE...TWO...THREE. Scoot defeats Chavo. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Juvi is down! Tiger suplex on Juvi. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Juvi kicks Scoot Andrews in the gut to reverse the momentum. Scoot Andrews can barely stand. Juvi Driver! 1....2....3. Overall Rating: 78% Crowd Reaction: 68% Match Quality: 88% WAR GAMES: Team Batista vs Team Edge. Match Background: Team Batista consists of Batista, Rene Dupree, Sylvain Grenier, and William Regal. Team Edge consists of Edge, Rob Conway, Nick Dinsmore, and Johnny B. Badd. La Resistance and Lords Of The Ring have been feuding recently. Batista and Edge have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Badd and Regal have been feuding recently. Edge is the reigning PWE World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 21 October 2003. La Resistance are the reigning PWE Tag-Team champions, and have been since 14 October 2003. The Match: Rob Conway gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Conway. William Regal takes a butterfly suplex from Conway. Dinsmore drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Regal. Flying cross body off the top rope! Johnny B. Badd throws Regal into the cage. Double arm suplex by Nick Dinsmore connects as Regal hits hard. Nick Dinsmore connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Grenier takes a quick lariat. Nick Dinsmore launches Grenier into the cage wall. BAAACK Body drop by Grenier gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Grenier walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by Conway who held onto that one for ages. Rob Conway drives Grenier into the cage side. Sylvain Grenier reverses a hip toss. Running knee lift from Batista. Spear by Batista. Batista throws Conway into the cage. Batista \ Dupree hook up Conway, then hit a double suplex. Rene Dupree drives Dinsmore into the cage side. Death valley driver by Rene Dupree! No one executes that move properly anymore. Rene Dupree throws Dinsmore into the cage. Nick Dinsmore charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. William Regal hits a stalling suplex on Dinsmore. Dupree \ Regal whip Dinsmore into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Nick Dinsmore comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big dropkick by Nick Dinsmore, who got a ton of air on the move. Spinebuster by Edge. Rene Dupree is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Dupree \ Batista hook up Edge, then hit a double suplex. Batista launches Edge into the cage wall. Edge once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Nice piledriver on Batista. Edge spins Batista around. Edge hits the Edgecution! Edge pulls Batista up again, and hits another one! Batista groggily stands up, having to use the ropes for leverage....and there's a third Edgecution! It looks like Batista has been knocked out cold, and the referee is stopping the match as a result! (Well it took Edge 3 of his finishing moves to get the monster Batista down) My Opinion: I'll give it a *3/4 rating. If you think of it like currency, it's a 1.75. You can't even take the subway with that anymore here. Work harder man. Overall Rating: 69% Crowd Reaction: 65% Match Quality: 73% Overall Rating: 71% PWE All-Stars Week Seven was attended by 1056 people! We made $21120 from ticket sales. Tuesday 25th November PWE All-Stars Week Eight Ted DiBiase is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Juventud Guerrera and Bryan Danielson fight one on one. Overall Rating: 71% Lords Of The Ring vs La Resistance. Match Background: This will be a cage bout. La Resistance and Lords Of The Ring have been feuding recently. This match is for the PWE Tag-Team titles. La Resistance have been PWE Tag-Team champions since 14 October 2003. The Match: Flying shoulder tackle by Grenier sends Conway CRASHING to the mat. A Gut buster connects on Dupree and hits hard. Nick Dinsmore drives Dupree into the cage side. Grenier charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Lords Of The Ring hook up Grenier, then hit a double suplex. Massive backbreaker on Conway and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Fallaway slam by Rene Dupree puts down Nick Dinsmore. La Resistance whip Dinsmore into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Sylvain Grenier throws Conway into the cage. Sylvain Grenier moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Running Powerslam. Rene Dupree moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Death Valley Driver. La Resistance escape the cage for the win. Lords Of The Ring look like they aren't done...and they attack La Resistance! After an exchange of blows, Grenier and Dupree are laid out in the ring. My Opinion: Usually, this is designated for good matches that were usually way too short for some reason. What's your excuse? *3/4 The PWE Tag-Team titles have gained in image. Overall Rating: 69% Crowd Reaction: 64% Match Quality: 74% Batista is backstage. He was building up the feud with Edge. Well, that's just...neat! Overall Rating: 83% (Simple stuff like that gets high ratings) Chavo Guerrero Jr vs Christian York vs Scoot Andrews. Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. The Match: Scoot Andrews connects with a back heel kick on York and gets back up quickly. Flying chair shot by Chavo Guerrero Jr from the top rope. York backdrops Chavo Guerrero Jr out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Christian York. Chavo takes a NICE hurrancarana from Christian York. York crushes Scoot with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope and York goes flying! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Christian York fights out of a grapple. Christian York hits an irish whip into a shopping cart! York walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Christian York slams Scoot, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Scoot Andrews doing? Christian York picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Scoot up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Scoot Andrews is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Scoot had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Christian York must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! My Opinion: Solid bout, but they could do a lot better. *** Overall Rating: 74% Crowd Reaction: 63% Match Quality: 86% William Regal vs Johnny B. Badd. Match Background: Badd and Regal have been feuding recently. The Match: Regal walks into a high dropkick from Johnny B. Badd, almost losing several teeth in the process. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Badd goes for a splash but Regal puts the knees up. Big dropkick by William Regal, who got a ton of air on the move. Badd gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Regal. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Regal walks into a drop toe hold. Full nelson slam on Regal. Johnny B. Badd moves in for the kill. Tutti Frutti!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Regal grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident. My Opinion: I can be generous sometimes. Well, depends on your definition of generous. **1/4. Overall Rating: 76% Crowd Reaction: 77% Match Quality: 76% Batista is in the ring, when Edge comes out from the back. They trade insults, and look ready to begin fighting when numerous referees, other backstage officials, and wrestlers come running out and hold them apart so that they can't go at it. Edge lost 2 points of overness from this segment. (?!?!?!) Overall Rating: 69% Nick Mondo vs The Messiah. Match Background: This will be an I Quit bout. Mondo and Messiah have been feuding recently. The Match: Spinebuster by The Messiah. Nick Mondo pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Nick Mondo connects with rights and lefts and The Messiah is down! Nick Mondo with a spinning neckbreaker on Messiah. Nick Mondo with a spinning neckbreaker on Messiah. Mondo goes for a splash but Messiah puts the knees up. Spear by The Messiah. Powerbomb on Mondo. Bodyslam by Messiah. Mondo kicks The Messiah in the gut to reverse the momentum. Fallaway slam by Nick Mondo puts down The Messiah. Death valley driver by Nick Mondo! No one executes that move properly anymore. Mondo floors The Messiah and locks in a figure-four leglock! The referee asks Messiah....and we have a submission! The match is over. The fight has started up again! Nick Mondo attacks Messiah, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. My Opinion: Solid bout, but they could do a lot better. *** Overall Rating: 76% Crowd Reaction: 67% Match Quality: 85% Batista vs Edge. Match Background: Batista and Edge have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the PWE World Heavyweight title. Edge has been PWE World Heavyweight champion since 21 October 2003. The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Batista ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Batista connects with rights and lefts and Edge is down! Batista slams Edge down and motions to the crowd. Batista with a spinning neckbreaker on Edge. Edge backdrops Batista out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Edge. Edge with a spinning neckbreaker on Batista. Full nelson slam on Batista. There's a two count on the pin. Batista pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Edge walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Hooks the leg for a two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Batista just KILLS Edge! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Edge counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Edge hits a right hand. Batista blocks a kick from Edge. Fallaway slam by Batista puts down Edge. Theodore Long is at ringside! Edge wastes valuable time by yelling at Long! Batista takes advantage of the distraction and nails Edge from behind! Edge can barely stand. Here it comes - Standing Spinebuster. 1....2...3, it's finished. Batista and Long beat away on Edge, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas. My Opinion: Smack dab in the middle of the star spectrum for an average match. **1\2. The PWE World Heavyweight title has gained in image. Overall Rating: 80% Crowd Reaction: 83% Match Quality: 75% (Well Batista is the new champion. But this is far from over) Bryan Danielson vs Juventud Guerrera. Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. This match is for the PWE Cruiserweight title. Bryan Danielson has been PWE Cruiserweight champion since 04 November 2003. The Match: Danielson walks into a high dropkick from Juventud Guerrera, almost losing several teeth in the process. Splash from the top of the ladder, reminiscent of HBK at Wrestlemania 10! Standing leg lariat by Juventud Guerrera on Danielson. Second rope flying axe handle, Danielson goes down. One day, Juvi might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Danielson blocks a kick from Juventud Guerrera. Bryan Danielson connects with a back heel kick on Juvi and gets back up quickly. Juvi takes a NICE hurrancarana from Bryan Danielson. Bryan Danielson misses a clothesline. Diamond Dust from Juventud Guerrera, Danielson is out! Danielson reverses a Juventud Guerrera hammerlock. Danielson begins to climb up the ladder. He reaches the top...but Juvi gets up and pushes the ladder! Bryan Danielson falls from the top of the ladder all the way over the ropes to the outside! Juventud Guerrera takes the opportunity and climbs the ladder for the win! Bryan Danielson extends his hand to Juvi...and it is accepted! They shake! My Opinion: A ****3/4 rating for a great match. Close, but not 5 stars. Juventud Guerrera lost 2 points of overness from this match. The PWE Cruiserweight title has gained in image. Overall Rating: 91% Crowd Reaction: 82% Match Quality: 100% Overall Rating: 78% (Still can’t crack the 80% mark) We got a 0.11 buy rate for 'PWE All-Stars Week Eight'! The attendance was 1809 people. We made $275000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $18090 from ticket sales. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zeduck Report post Posted August 31, 2003 26th November to 1st October Lita was injured with a Tricep Strain, out for 2 months. (Well there’s no women faces to challenge Victoria now) Joel Gertner was injured with a Tricep Strain, out for 2 months. WB Network: Thanks for the promo tapes - we're not currently looking for new programming, but feel free to try again in a few months time. (That’s crap. Spose I will have to continue with the weekly PPV’s) UPW have gone bankrupt. Finance Dept: Our money is going down, and has been for three months in a row. Uh-oh. Simon Rochford: Great work, this is the fourth consecutive month that our public image has risen. Finance Dept: We made $1440000 off merchandise this month. Nova has returned from injury. Gail Kim in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Over (1 point); Technique (2 points); Garrison Cade in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Over (1 point); Technique (1 point); Brawling (2 points); Speed (2 points); Eric Gracie in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Speed (1 point); Technique (1 point); Over (2 points); Brawling (2 points); Doug Basham in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Speed (1 point); Technique (1 point); Charisma (1 point); Over (2 points); Brawling (2 points); Jeremy Lopez in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Brawling (1 point); Charisma (1 point); Technique (2 points); Wrestling Heat.com: Stacey Keibler appearing in Playboy. (I wish) Wrestle Circle.com: Saying Jeff Hardy is one of the best on the independent scene today. (I would disagree on that) Lost 2 million last month. Changed PPV day to every Sunday. Sent out promo tapes to UPN. PWE All-Stars Week Nine Special Edition Preview!!! - For One Night Only! 8 of the best independent Cruiserweight Stars in the business today in a knockout tournament! PWE's own Juventued Guerrera, Nova, Brian Danielson & Scoot Andrews. And Christopher Daniels, AJ Styles, Lo-Ki & Matt Cross!!! And the PWE Cruiserweight Championship will be on the line! - PWE's 2nd ever War Games~!!! - All of that plus Chavo Guerrero Jr. going up against Christian York! Don't miss PWE All-Stars Week Nine, December the 7th 2003!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zeduck Report post Posted September 4, 2003 (Change. Jody Fleisch in for Christopehr Daniels) 26th November to 1st October Lita was injured with a Tricep Strain, out for 2 months. (Well there’s no women faces to challenge Victoria now) Joel Gertner was injured with a Tricep Strain, out for 2 months. WB Network: Thanks for the promo tapes - we're not currently looking for new programming, but feel free to try again in a few months time. (That’s crap. Spose I will have to continue with the weekly PPV’s) UPW have gone bankrupt. Finance Dept: Our money is going down, and has been for three months in a row. Uh-oh. Simon Rochford: Great work, this is the fourth consecutive month that our public image has risen. Finance Dept: We made $1440000 off merchandise this month. Nova has returned from injury. Gail Kim in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Over (1 point); Technique (2 points); Garrison Cade in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Over (1 point); Technique (1 point); Brawling (2 points); Speed (2 points); Eric Gracie in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Speed (1 point); Technique (1 point); Over (2 points); Brawling (2 points); Doug Basham in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Speed (1 point); Technique (1 point); Charisma (1 point); Over (2 points); Brawling (2 points); Jeremy Lopez in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Brawling (1 point); Charisma (1 point); Technique (2 points); Lost 2 million last month. Changed PPV day to every Sunday. Sent out promo tapes to UPN. 2nd to 6th December Hired guys needed for my PPV tourney on open contracts. One change, Jody Fleisch in for Christopher Daniels. 7th December PWE All-Stars Week Nine (Spectacular Pyro opening) Chavo Guerrero Jr vs Christian York. Match Background: None. The Match: Chavo Guerrero Jr kicks the leg, knocks York down, and goes to work on it. Chavo Guerrero Jr strikes York. STIFF high kick on York by Chavo Guerrero Jr. There's a two count on the pin. Spin kick by Chavo Guerrero Jr to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. There's a two count on the pin. York backdrops Chavo Guerrero Jr out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Christian York. STIFF high kick on Chavo by Christian York. Covers for a quick two count. York crushes Chavo with a huge legdrop. Chavo ducks a wild right hand. Back heel kick off the second rope and York goes flying! Christian York grabs Chavo Guerrero Jr from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Chavo rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it! My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match! Overall Rating: 66% Crowd Reaction: 45% Match Quality: 87% Juventud Guerrera vs Nova. Match Background: Juvi and Nova are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the PWE Cruiserweight title. Juventud Guerrera has been PWE Cruiserweight champion since 25 November 2003. The Match: Standing leg lariat by Juventud Guerrera on Nova. Nova counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Nova just WAFFLES Juvi with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Nova misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Tor-NADO DDT from Nova, Juvi got planted! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Juventud Guerrera once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Second rope flying axe handle, Nova goes down. One day, Juvi might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Juvi crushes Nova with a sweet running senton. Covers for a quick two count. Diamond Dust from Juventud Guerrera, Nova is out! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Nova fights out of a grapple. Nova crushes Juvi with a running senton. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Juventud Guerrera comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Nova grabs Juventud Guerrera from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Juvi rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it! Juventud Guerrera slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Nova to get some payback. My Opinion: A ****1\2 rating for a great match. Keep on trucking...you'll get there. The PWE Cruiserweight title has gained in image. Overall Rating: 90% Crowd Reaction: 84% Match Quality: 97% AJ Styles vs Scoot Andrews. Match Background: Styles is making his debut at this show. He also works for NWATNA and FLI. The Match: Scoot walks into a high dropkick from AJ Styles, almost losing several teeth in the process. Scoot counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Spinning back kick from Scoot Andrews. Scoot Andrews misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Power drive elbow by Scoot Andrews. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Cover, but there's no one to count for Scoot Andrews! Styles backdrops Scoot Andrews out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of AJ Styles. Spin kick by AJ Styles to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Superkick by AJ Styles practically knocks out all of Scoot Andrews's teeth! Covers for a quick two count. Back heel kick off the second rope and Scoot goes flying! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Scoot blocks a kick from AJ Styles. Scoot crushes Styles with a running senton. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Styles backdrops Scoot Andrews out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of AJ Styles. AJ Styles moves in for the kill. Styles Clash!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! AJ Styles remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. My Opinion: The psychology was sound, the work was crisp, but a few awkward moments drag it down to about ****1\2. AJ Styles debuted his new gimmick, it got a positive response. Overall Rating: 84% Crowd Reaction: 69% Match Quality: 100% Jody Fleisch vs Bryan Danielson. Match Background: Fleisch is making his debut at this show. He also works for ROH and FLI. The Match: Danielson walks into a high dropkick from Jody Fleisch, almost losing several teeth in the process. Bryan Danielson avoids a Jody Fleisch avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Danielson just WAFFLES Fleisch with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Springboard dropkick from Bryan Danielson. Nicely done. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Jody Fleisch elbows Bryan Danielson in the face to break a hammerlock. Danielson takes a flying neckbreaker from Jody Fleisch. Superkick by Jody Fleisch practically knocks out all of Bryan Danielson's teeth! There's a two count on the pin. Vicious chokeslam byJody Fleisch! I'd compare it to Akira Taue, but then that would start another argument on the TSM Forums. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Danielson blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Spinning bulldog in the corner and Fleisch is down! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Fleisch counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Bryan Danielson can barely stand. Here it comes - Super Kick. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off a quarter of a star. Yes, there is such a thing as a quarter star. ***3/4. Jody Fleisch is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. Overall Rating: 82% Crowd Reaction: 73% Match Quality: 91% Low-Ki vs Matt Cross. Match Background: Low-Ki is making his debut at this show. He also works for NWATNA and WWA. Matt is making his debut at this show. He also works for XPW and FLI. The Match: Low-Ki kicks the leg, knocks Matt down, and goes to work on it. STIFF high kick on Matt by Low-Ki. Low-Ki hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. There's a two count on the pin. Implant DDT by Low-Ki! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Covers for a quick two count. Matt kicks Low-Ki in the gut to reverse the momentum. Spinning back kick from Matt Cross. Covers for a quick two count. Matt crushes Low-Ki with a running senton. Low-Ki blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! SHINING WIZARD~! on Matt by Low-Ki! Low-Ki moves in for the kill. Ki-Krusher 99! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Solid bout, but they could do a lot better. *** Overall Rating: 70% Crowd Reaction: 50% Match Quality: 90% Juventud Guerrera vs Low-Ki. Match Background: Low-Ki is making his debut at this show. He also works for NWATNA and WWA. This match is for the PWE Cruiserweight title. Juventud Guerrera has been PWE Cruiserweight champion since 25 November 2003. The Match: Flying elbow from Low-Ki connects. SUPER frankensteiner on Juvi, who hit hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Low-Ki gets taken down out of nowhere! Juventud Guerrera connects with a back heel kick on Low-Ki and gets back up quickly. Implant DDT by Juventud Guerrera! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope and Low-Ki goes flying! Pin, but Low-Ki is out just before the three count. Low-Ki takes a flying neckbreaker from Juventud Guerrera. Low-Ki once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Springboard reverse elbow by Low-Ki. Excellent move. Looks like Muta has giving out lessons. There's a two count on the pin. SHINING WIZARD~! on Juvi by Low-Ki! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Low-Ki just WAFFLES Juvi with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Juvi counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Springboard dropkick from Juventud Guerrera. Nicely done. Nova comes running down the aisle with a chair! Low-Ki goes to irish whip Juventud Guerrera into the ropes. Nova jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Juventud Guerrera reverses! Collision between Nova, Low-Ki, and the chair! Low-Ki staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Nova remains in the ring. Low-Ki pushes the referee away. Low-Ki spins Nova around. Low-Ki hits the Ki-Krusher 99! My Opinion: A **** rating is well deserved for the competitors in this match. The PWE Cruiserweight title has gained in image. Overall Rating: 75% Crowd Reaction: 51% Match Quality: 100% AJ Styles vs Jody Fleisch. Match Background: Styles is making his debut at this show. He also works for NWATNA and FLI. Fleisch is making his debut at this show. He also works for ROH and FLI. The Match: Spin kick by Jody Fleisch to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Fleisch. There's a two count on the pin. Styles pushes out of a Jody Fleisch hold. Spinning back kick from AJ Styles. Implant DDT by AJ Styles! I will always and forever mark out for that move. There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope, Fleisch goes down. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Second rope flying axe handle, Fleisch goes down. One day, Styles might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Fleisch blocks a punch. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. Slingshot senton by Fleisch, crushing the chest cavity of Styles. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Styles takes a flying neckbreaker from Jody Fleisch. Fleisch hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. AJ Styles reverses a hip toss. Hard back suplex on Fleisch. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Springboard dropkick from AJ Styles. Nicely done. Jody Fleisch can barely stand. Here it comes - Styles Clash. 1....2...3, it's finished. AJ Styles goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory My Opinion: I'd love to see a rematch and see if they can top this. **** Jody Fleisch is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. Overall Rating: 85% Crowd Reaction: 78% Match Quality: 93% Team Edge vs Team Batista. Match Background: Team Edge consists of Edge, Chris Hero, Johnny B. Badd, and Nick Mondo. Team Batista consists of Batista, Hardcore Holly, William Regal, and The Messiah. Batista and Edge have been feuding recently. Edge has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This is a continuation of the Mondo vs Messiah feud. Badd and Regal have been feuding recently. Batista is the reigning PWE World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 25 November 2003. The Match: Hero drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Messiah. The Messiah takes a butterfly suplex from Hero. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Nick Mondo ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Mondo hits a right hand. Mondo \ Badd hook up Regal, then hit a double suplex. Regal takes a headbutt from Nick Mondo. Mondo slams William Regal down and motions to the crowd. Nick Mondo drives Regal into the cage side. Badd \ Mondo whip Regal into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Regal walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Johnny B. Badd drives Regal into the cage side. Fallaway slam by Edge puts down William Regal. Massive backbreaker on Regal and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Chris Hero, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Chris Hero launches Regal into the cage wall. Regal counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Bodyslam by Batista. Nice piledriver on Hero. Batista launches Hero into the cage wall. Batista \ Hardcore whip Hero into the corner. Batista whips Hardcore Holly in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hardcore Holly launches Mondo into the cage wall. Hardcore Holly scores with a big spinebuster. Hardcore Holly drives Mondo into the cage side. Hardcore walks into a drop toe hold. Running knee lift from Nick Mondo. Edge hits a piledriver on Hardcore Holly. That used to end matches, you know. Hardcore Holly avoids a Edge avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Edge charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Spear by The Messiah. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by The Messiah connects and Edge is down! Messiah \ Batista hook up Edge, then hit a double suplex. Batista scores with a big spinebuster. Batista has gotten a chair from under the ring! Edge walks over...and gets smashed across the head with it. There's another shot...and another! Edge collapses to the ground, and the referee calls for the bell! Edge has been rendered unconscious, and that has ended the match. My Opinion: Smack dab in the middle of the star spectrum for an average match. **1\2. Overall Rating: 73% Crowd Reaction: 66% Match Quality: 80% AJ Styles vs Juventud Guerrera. Match Background: Styles is making his debut at this show. He also works for NWATNA and FLI. This match is for the PWE Cruiserweight title. Juventud Guerrera has been PWE Cruiserweight champion since 25 November 2003. The Match: Springboard reverse elbow by Juventud Guerrera. Excellent move. Looks like Muta has giving out lessons. Styles walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one of those though? Slingshot senton by Juvi, crushing the chest cavity of Styles. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Styles takes a flying neckbreaker from Juventud Guerrera. Covers for a quick two count. AJ Styles fights out of a grapple. Second rope flying axe handle, Juvi goes down. One day, Styles might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Flying cross body off the top rope! Juvi pushes out of a AJ Styles hold. Superkick by Juventud Guerrera practically knocks out all of AJ Styles's teeth! AJ Styles is in trouble. Juvi Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! AJ Styles extends his hand to Juvi...and it is accepted! They shake! My Opinion: A ****3/4 rating for a great match. Close, but not 5 stars. Juventud Guerrera lost 1 point of overness from this match. The PWE Cruiserweight title has gained in image. Overall Rating: 90% Crowd Reaction: 81% Match Quality: 100% Overall Rating: 82% (Well Juvi wins the tourney and regains his title. And I get a rating over 80%. But all of those open contracts are gonna cost me alot) We got a 0.10 buy rate for 'PWE All-Stars Week Nine'! The attendance was 1845 people. We made $250000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $27675 from ticket sales. 8th to 13th December Released/Terminated Fleisch, Cross, Styles, Lo-Ki and Danielson. Signed Paul London on written contract. Sunday 14th December PWE All-Stars Week Ten Alicia Webb and Victoria are both in the ring in robes, ready for a bikini contest. Alicia goes first, and poses for the crowd. Victoria goes next, and struts around the ring. The judge listens to the crowd reaction and then declares Alicia Webb the winner. She celebrates while Victoria stands in the corner looking furious. Alicia Webb gained 1 point of overness from this segment. Overall Rating: 70% Ted DiBiase is backstage, when No Gimmick Needed walk up. They ask him for a position on the roster. He tells them that they can face Lords Of The Ring in a tag match, and if they can win, they can have a job. Orlando Jordan gained 2 points of overness from this segment. Garrison Cade gained 2 points of overness from this segment. Overall Rating: 71% Lords Of The Ring vs No Gimmick Needed. Match Background: Cade is making his debut at this show. Jordan is making his debut at this show. Cade and Jordan are teaming up as No Gimmick Needed for the first time tonight. The Match: Conway takes a headbutt from Garrison Cade. Bodyslam by Cade. Covers for a quick two count. Cade tags out to Orlando Jordan. No Gimmick Needed hook up Conway, then hit a double suplex. Hooks the leg for a two count. Running knee lift from Orlando Jordan. Conway ducks a wild right hand. Jordan takes a quick lariat. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Rob Conway and Nick Dinsmore. Nick Dinsmore hits a stalling suplex on Jordan. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Dinsmore. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Jordan blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Dinsmore gets caught with a short powerbomb from Jordan. Tag between Orlando Jordan and Garrison Cade. Garrison Cade hits some punches. How generic. Tag to Rob Conway. Cade slams Rob Conway down and motions to the crowd. La Resistance come running down the aisle with chairs! Cade whips Rob Conway into the ropes. Dupree jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Dupree, Conway, and the chair! Rob Conway falls to the canvas. Rob Conway gets knocked to the ground by Cade, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Top Rope Leg Drop!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. La Resistance don't look like they've finished! They continue to beat down on Lords Of The Ring until a host of referees and officials run out to pull them off! My Opinion: I'll give it a **1\2 rating, but that's because I didn't mark out once...but nothing was too bad. Overall Rating: 68% Crowd Reaction: 51% Match Quality: 85% Chavo Guerrero Jr vs Christian York vs Chris Hero vs Hardcore Holly. Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. The Match: BAAACK Body drop by Chavo gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Hardcore scoops and slams Chavo Guerrero Jr. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? There's a two count on the pin. Hardcore tags out to Christian York. Implant DDT by Christian York! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Vicious kick to the teeth from Christian York. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Tag to Chris Hero. Chavo tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Chavo tags out to Hardcore Holly. Hardcore slams Chris Hero. Chris Hero elbows Hardcore Holly in the face to break a hammerlock. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Hardcore! ONE...TWO...THREE. Hero defeats Hardcore. Chavo Guerrero Jr hits a rolling kick on Hero. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Springboard reverse elbow by Chavo Guerrero Jr. Excellent move. Looks like Muta has giving out lessons. There's a two count on the pin. Implant DDT by Chavo Guerrero Jr! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tag between Chris Hero and Christian York. Implant DDT by Christian York! I will always and forever mark out for that move. York uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! York charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Second rope flying axe handle, York goes down. One day, Chavo might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. DDT from the top rope by Chavo Guerrero Jr. That looked KILLER! ONE...TWO...THREE. Chavo defeats York. Springboard reverse elbow by Chavo Guerrero Jr. Excellent move. Looks like Muta has giving out lessons. SHINING WIZARD~! on Hero by Chavo! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Chris Hero avoids a Chavo Guerrero Jr avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Chavo Guerrero Jr can barely stand. Here it comes - Hero's Welcome. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: Slightly above average match. Only gets a **3\4 rating from me. Overall Rating: 73% Crowd Reaction: 61% Match Quality: 85% Edge is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Batista. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop. Overall Rating: 77% Johnny B. Badd vs William Regal. Match Background: Badd and Regal have been feuding recently. The Match: William Regal connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Regal scoops and slams Johnny B. Badd. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Regal. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Flying shoulder tackle by Regal sends Badd CRASHING to the mat. Badd counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Regal takes a flying neckbreaker from Johnny B. Badd. Badd crushes Regal with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Regal reverses a Johnny B. Badd hammerlock. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, aka the Doctor Bomb and Badd hits hard. There's a two count on the pin. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by Regal who held onto that one for ages. Pin, but Badd is out just before the three count. Johnny B. Badd fights out of a grapple. STIFF high kick on Regal by Johnny B. Badd. Regal pushes out of a Johnny B. Badd hold. Johnny B. Badd takes a butterfly suplex from Regal. Johnny B. Badd charges, Regal moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Johnny B. Badd floors Regal, then signals for the Tutti Frutti. Meanwhile, William Regal has something in his hands. Badd comes over...and has to move quickly to duck a brass knuckles punch! The knuckles get knocked to the ground in the struggle, and Johnny B. Badd manages to grab them. William Regal gets hit with his own weapon, and is knocked out. The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Johnny B. Badd used an illegal weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Johnny B. Badd has been disqualified! William Regal leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Regal has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Johnny B. Badd to look for revenge. My Opinion: Smack dab in the middle of the star spectrum for an average match. **1\2. Overall Rating: 77% Crowd Reaction: 76% Match Quality: 78% The Messiah vs Nick Mondo. Match Background: This will be an inferno bout. This is a continuation of the Mondo vs Messiah feud. The Match: Nick Mondo throws Messiah toward the flames, but The Messiah is able to put the brakes on in time. Spear by Nick Mondo. Mondo walks into a drop toe hold. Messiah scoops and slams Nick Mondo. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? BIG clothesline on Mondo. The Messiah throws Mondo toward the flames, but Nick Mondo is able to put the brakes on in time. Flying shoulder tackle by Messiah sends Mondo CRASHING to the mat. Mondo backdrops The Messiah out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Nick Mondo. Mondo hits a piledriver on The Messiah. That used to end matches, you know. Spear! Messiah is down! Flying shoulder tackle by Mondo sends Messiah CRASHING to the mat. Nick Mondo throws Messiah toward the flames, but The Messiah is able to put the brakes on in time. The Messiah once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. BIG clothesline on Mondo. Death valley driver by The Messiah! No one executes that move properly anymore. Nick Mondo slugs The Messiah, sending him down into the corner. While Mondo fires up the crowd, Messiah is removing the turnbuckle pad! Nick Mondo comes over...but Messiah grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Nick Mondo face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! The Messiah rolls up the stunned Nick Mondo, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from The Messiah. (An Infernot bout...and no-one went in the flames anyway) My Opinion: I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. If I left it up to you, you'd probably think it was the greatest match ever! Keep trying... Overall Rating: 80% Crowd Reaction: 76% Match Quality: 85% Edge vs Batista. Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Theodore Long will be the referee for this match. Batista and Edge have been feuding recently. Edge has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the PWE World Heavyweight title. Batista has been PWE World Heavyweight champion since 25 November 2003. The Match: Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Batista by Edge. Remember when that was a legit finish? Edge hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Batista counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Edge gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. BAAACK Body drop by Edge gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. Batista scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Batista slams Edge down and motions to the crowd. Batista goes for a splash but Edge puts the knees up. Batista walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. There's a two count on the pin. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Edge just KILLS Batista! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Fallaway slam by Edge puts down Batista. Edge hits some punches. How generic. Batista powers out of a Edge headlock. Bodyslam by Batista. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Edge hits a string of moves. Theodore Long comes over, but Edge brushes past him to continue the assault. Batista is in trouble. Edgecution!!! That shook the ring. Theodore Long is calling for the bell...he is disqualifying Edge for touching an official referee! Edge attacks Long. Theodore Long can barely stand. Edgecution!!! That shook the ring. Edge leaves Long on the mat. My Opinion: I'll give it a **1\2 rating, but that's because I didn't mark out once...but nothing was too bad. Edge lost 1 point of overness from this match. Overall Rating: 81% Crowd Reaction: 84% Match Quality: 76% Juventud Guerrera vs Nova. Match Background: Juvi and Nova have been feuding recently. Nova has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Juventud Guerrera is the reigning PWE Cruiserweight champion, and has been since 25 November 2003. The Match: Flying elbow from Juventud Guerrera connects. Superkick by Juventud Guerrera practically knocks out all of Nova's teeth! Covers for a quick two count. Nova reverses a waistlock. Juvi walks into a high dropkick from Nova, almost losing several teeth in the process. Second rope flying axe handle, Juvi goes down. One day, Nova might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Juvi goes down. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Juvi takes a flying neckbreaker from Nova. Nova misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Juvi. There's a two count on the pin. Nova walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one of those though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Hard back suplex on Nova. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. STIFF high kick on Nova by Juventud Guerrera. Nova counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Power drive elbow by Nova. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Juventud Guerrera slides out and grabs a chair! Nova goes to climb out of the ring...and takes a chair to the head! The referee has no hesitation in calling for the bell! Disqualification. Juventud Guerrera slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. Obviously he's had enough for one night. My Opinion: Great match. Most people would give it ****3/4 or more, but I guess I'm a harsh grader. ****1\2 for you. Overall Rating: 91% Crowd Reaction: 85% Match Quality: 97% Overall Rating: 78% We got a 0.11 buy rate for 'PWE All-Stars Week Ten'! The attendance was 1852 people. We made $275000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $27780 from ticket sales. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zeduck Report post Posted September 10, 2003 15th to 20th December Released Alicia Webb, Joel Gertner, Lita. Sunday 21st December PWE All-Stars Week Eleven Chavo Guerrero Jr vs Scoot Andrews. Match Background: None. The Match: Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Chavo goes down. Chavo takes a flying neckbreaker from Scoot Andrews. Hooks the leg for a two count. Scoot charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Chavo Guerrero Jr hits a rolling kick on Scoot. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Chavo Guerrero Jr kicks the leg, knocks Scoot down, and goes to work on it. Implant DDT by Chavo Guerrero Jr! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Chavo drops an elbow...but Scoot Andrews moves out of the way. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Chavo is down! Chavo Guerrero Jr slams Scoot, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Scoot Andrews doing? Chavo Guerrero Jr picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Scoot up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Scoot Andrews is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Scoot had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Chavo Guerrero Jr must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! My Opinion: All it gets is a ***1\2 rating from me. Deal with it. Overall Rating: 70% Crowd Reaction: 44% Match Quality: 97% Batista vs Christian York. Match Background: Batista is the reigning PWE World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 25 November 2003. The Match: Christian York strikes Batista. Standing leg lariat by Christian York on Batista. Hard back suplex on Batista. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Batista pushes out of a Christian York hold. Running knee lift from Batista. Nice piledriver on York. There's a two count on the pin. Batista misses a clothesline. York crushes Batista with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Christian York. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Batista comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. York is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. York reverses a waistlock. Batista takes a flying neckbreaker from Christian York. Christian York charges, Batista moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Christian York knocks Batista to the outside, then signals for the Onion Buster. He reaches out of the ring for Batista...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see Batista sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Batista, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. Batista looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Batista has lost it! My Opinion: Well, hello there *1/4 rating, how are you? Batista lost 1 point of overness from this match. Overall Rating: 59% Crowd Reaction: 44% Match Quality: 74% No Gimmick Needed vs Chris Hero and Hardcore Holly. Match Background: None. The Match: BAAACK Body drop by Jordan gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Jordan reverses a Hardcore Holly hammerlock. BIG clothesline on Hardcore. Tag between Orlando Jordan and Garrison Cade. Flying shoulder tackle by Cade sends Hardcore CRASHING to the mat. Hardcore Holly takes a butterfly suplex from Cade. Garrison Cade misses a clothesline. Flying shoulder tackle by Hardcore sends Cade CRASHING to the mat. Hardcore tags out to Chris Hero. Chris Hero connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Stun Gun from Chris Hero! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Chris Hero gets taken down out of nowhere! BIG clothesline on Hero. Tag between Garrison Cade and Orlando Jordan. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by Jordan who held onto that one for ages. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Jordan slams Chris Hero down and motions to the crowd. Chris Hero climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at Jordan. Hardcore Holly bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Hero by accident. Chris Hero is in trouble. Here it comes - Rolling Suplexes. 1....2...3, it's finished. No Gimmick Needed go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win. My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match! Garrison Cade gained 2 points of overness from this match. Orlando Jordan gained 1 point of overness from this match. Overall Rating: 69% Crowd Reaction: 54% Match Quality: 85% Nick Mondo vs The Messiah. Match Background: This will be a texas death bout. This is a continuation of the Mondo vs Messiah feud. The Match: Nick Mondo connects with rights and lefts and The Messiah is down! The Messiah once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, The Messiah ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. The Messiah misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by The Messiah just KILLS Nick Mondo! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Mondo counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Mondo chair shots The Messiah. Nice piledriver on Messiah. Cover gets three for Nick Mondo, Messiah got pinned. The referee is counting: 5....6....The Messiah is back up. Spear! Messiah is down! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Mondo drops an elbow...but The Messiah moves out of the way. Whip into an upright table by Messiah. ONE...TWO...THREE. Messiah defeats Mondo. The referee counts: 6....7...8....but Mondo stands up. Mondo counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. The Messiah is in trouble. Mondo Sledge! 1....2....3. The referee counts to 10, this match is over! The fight has started up again! Nick Mondo attacks Messiah, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. My Opinion: Let me practice my math. 13 quarter stars equal a ***1\4 rating, right? Yeah, it does. That's what you get. Overall Rating: 79% Crowd Reaction: 71% Match Quality: 87% La Resistance vs Lords Of The Ring. Match Background: La Resistance and Lords Of The Ring have been feuding recently. This match is for the PWE Tag-Team titles. La Resistance have been PWE Tag-Team champions since 14 October 2003. The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Rene Dupree ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Fallaway slam by Rene Dupree puts down Nick Dinsmore. Hooks the leg for a two count. Dupree tags out to Sylvain Grenier. La Resistance whip Dinsmore into the corner. Rene Dupree whips Sylvain Grenier in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. There's a two count on the pin. Sylvain Grenier with a spinning neckbreaker on Dinsmore. Dinsmore counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Grenier walks into a jaw breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Nick Dinsmore and Rob Conway. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Rob Conway! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Stun Gun from Rob Conway! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Grenier pushes out of a Rob Conway hold. Rob Conway charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Tag between Sylvain Grenier and Rene Dupree. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Rene Dupree ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Conway tags out to Nick Dinsmore. Dupree slams Nick Dinsmore down and motions to the crowd. Rene Dupree ducks a Dinsmore clothesline and does a quick roll up. Dupree has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Lords Of The Ring don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack La Resistance, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match! The PWE Tag-Team titles have gained in image. Overall Rating: 73% Crowd Reaction: 62% Match Quality: 85% Juventud Guerrera is backstage. He was building up the feud with Nova. Well, that's just...neat! Overall Rating: 87% William Regal comes out from the back, accompanied by a midget who is dressed to look like Johnny B. Badd. They enter the ring, and proceed to cut an insulting interview. Johnny B. Badd comes running out and hits the ring. The midget runs for cover as they brawl all around the ring, and out to ringside. Referees and other wrestlers have to come out and pull them apart. Overall Rating: 71% Edge squashed Theodore Long in a Cage bout. I accidentally booked it with Batista costing Long the match and attacking afterwards. Lets just say Batista attacked Edge afterwards. But then I had a change of plan. Because before the match Theodore Long announced he has fired his client Batista. Cause Batista said he didn’t need Long anymore. My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall Rating: 64 Crowd Reaction: 77% Match Quality: 36% Nova vs Juventud Guerrera. Match Background: Juvi and Nova have been feuding recently. This match is for the PWE Cruiserweight title. Juventud Guerrera has been PWE Cruiserweight champion since 25 November 2003. The Match: Nova kicks the leg, knocks Juvi down, and goes to work on it. Spinning back kick from Nova. Second rope flying axe handle, Juvi goes down. One day, Nova might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Spin kick by Nova to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Juvi flips out of a Nova bodyslam attempt. Juvi hits a dropkick on Nova and gets right back up. GORGEOUS Spinning bulldog in the corner and Nova is down. Covers for a quick two count. Nova comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. SUPER frankensteiner on Juvi, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Nova. That looked KILLER. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Juvi blocks a kick from Nova. Juventud Guerrera kicks the leg, knocks Nova down, and goes to work on it. Nova ducks a wild right hand. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Juventud Guerrera gets whipped into the corner by Nova, and flips all the way over to the outside! Juvi stays down on the outside, hurt. The referee reaches a ten count, and this one is over. Juventud Guerrera leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle. Juvi obviously didn't want any more of a beating tonight. My Opinion: A ****3/4 rating for a great match. Close, but not 5 stars. The PWE Cruiserweight title has gained in image. Overall Rating: 93% Crowd Reaction: 87% Match Quality: 99% Overall Rating: 76% We got a 0.11 buy rate for 'PWE All-Stars Week Eleven'! The attendance was 1859 people. We made $275000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $27885 from ticket sales. 28th December PWE All-Stars Week Twelve Victoria is in the ring. Behind her, Nicole Bass comes out of the crowd and slides into the ring. She attacks, and strips Victoria out of her dress, leaving her down on the mat in her underwear. Victoria lost 2 points of overness from this segment. Overall Rating: 54% (Well they’re the only two divas left) Theodore Long is in the ring, when out comes his ex-client, Batista. He gets into the ring and grabs his previous manager Long. Batista moves in for the kill. Sitout Powerbomb! Batista leaves with Theodore Long down on the canvas. Overall Rating: 64% La Resistance are backstage. They were laying a verbal beating on Lords Of The Ring. I hope they go somewhere with that. Overall Rating: 62% Johnny B. Badd vs William Regal. Match Background: This is a continuation of the Badd vs Regal feud. The Match: Regal slams Johnny B. Badd. William Regal connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Badd tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Vertical suplex by William Regal. William Regal gets taken down out of nowhere! William Regal charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. SUPER frankensteiner on Regal, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Regal reverses a waistlock. William Regal hits a stalling suplex on Badd. Covers for a quick two count. Badd gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Regal drops an elbow...but Johnny B. Badd moves out of the way. Regal walks into a high dropkick from Johnny B. Badd, almost losing several teeth in the process. Regal pushes out of a Johnny B. Badd hold. Badd gets caught with a short powerbomb from Regal. Johnny B. Badd hooks up a suplex, but Regal flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! William Regal leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Regal has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Johnny B. Badd to look for revenge. My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating. Overall Rating: 77% Crowd Reaction: 77% Match Quality: 78% The Messiah is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Nick Mondo. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop. The Messiah gained 2 points of overness from this segment. Overall Rating: 73% The Messiah vs Nick Mondo. Match Background: This will be a falls count anywhere bout. This is a continuation of the Mondo vs Messiah feud. The Match: The Messiah hits some punches. How generic. The Messiah throws Mondo into a shopping trolley. Nick Mondo charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Messiah slams Nick Mondo down and motions to the crowd. Mondo blocks a kick from The Messiah. Mondo hits Messiah with a plastic dinosaur! Massive backbreaker on Messiah and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Covers for a quick two count. Messiah counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Full nelson slam on Mondo. There's a two count on the pin. Spear! Mondo is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Mondo ducks a wild right hand. Messiah is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Nick Mondo uses a headbutt on the outside. Hooks the leg for a two count. Messiah takes a kick to the thigh. They wind up back in the squared circle. The Messiah powers out of a Nick Mondo headlock. BIG clothesline on Mondo. The Messiah moves in for the kill. The Godsmack!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! I don't think the fight has finished. The Messiah and Mondo have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. My Opinion: Good bout. In my estimation, it's about ***3/4. Overall Rating: 79% Crowd Reaction: 71% Match Quality: 87% Christian York is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guests are Juventud Guerrera and Nova. They make separate entrances, and stand either side of York. It doesn't take long before insults are flying, and soon Christian York is shoved aside, and the two workers brawl, taking most of the set with them. York does not look happy as he surveys the damage to the set. Christian York gained 2 points of overness from this segment. Overall Rating: 75% Lords Of The Ring vs No Gimmick Needed. Match Background: None. The Match: Conway gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Running knee lift from Garrison Cade. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Garrison Cade and Orlando Jordan. Garrison Cade scoops up Conway. Jordan bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Stun Gun from Orlando Jordan! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Jordan walks into a drop toe hold. Vicious back suplex! Orlando Jordan got nailed big time! There's a two count on the pin. Conway tags out to Nick Dinsmore. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Nick Dinsmore! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. A Gut buster connects on Jordan and hits hard. Jordan blocks a kick from Nick Dinsmore. Bodyslam by Jordan. Tag to Garrison Cade. Garrison Cade gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Cade. Dinsmore tags out to Rob Conway. Flying shoulder tackle by Cade sends Conway CRASHING to the mat. La Resistance come running down the aisle with chairs! Cade whips Rob Conway into the ropes. Grenier jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Grenier, Conway, and the chair! Rob Conway falls to the canvas. Garrison Cade floors Rob Conway...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Top Rope Leg Drop, forget about it. 1....2...3! La Resistance (Booked it wrong but I am changing it) attack Lords Of The Ring! The element of surprise works in their favour, and they have soon left Lords Of The Ring down and out on the canvas. My Opinion: I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. If I left it up to you, you'd probably think it was the greatest match ever! Keep trying... Overall Rating: 73% Crowd Reaction: 56% Match Quality: 90% Batista vs Edge. Match Background: Batista and Edge have been feuding recently. Edge has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the PWE World Heavyweight title. Batista has been PWE World Heavyweight champion since 25 November 2003. The Match: Edge drives a thrust kick into the chest of Batista. Massive backbreaker on Batista and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Covers for a quick two count. Batista reverses a waistlock. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Batista ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Batista slams Edge down and motions to the crowd. There's a two count on the pin. Spear! Edge is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Batista slams Edge down and motions to the crowd. Batista charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Edge hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Fallaway slam by Edge puts down Batista. Batista is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Batista pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Edge by Batista. Remember when that was a legit finish? Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Theodore Long has climbed up onto the apron! Batista turns...and falls for the distraction! Edge runs at Batista from behind...but misses! Edge collides with Theodore Long! Edge can barely stand. Sitout Powerbomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Edge gives a murderous look toward Theodore Long...and attacks! Long gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Edge picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken. My Opinion: Solid bout, but they could do a lot better. *** Overall Rating: 82% Crowd Reaction: 83% Match Quality: 81% Overall Rating: 74% (Not a good show to end the year) We got a 0.11 buy rate for 'PWE All-Stars Week Twelve'! The attendance was 1883 people. We made $275000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $28245 from ticket sales. Garrison Cade wants to be up the card, so I grant his wish. Thursday 01 January 2004 End of year top workers for 2003 1. Kurt Angle 2. Chris Jericho 3. Chris Benoit 4. Christopher Daniels 5. Eddie Guerrero 6. AJ Styles 7. Lance Storm 8. Brock Lesnar 90. Triple H!!! 98. Bill Goldberg!!! PWE: 9. Chavo Guerrero Jr. 10. Juventued Guerrera 23. Scoot Andrews 24. Nova 38. Edge 57. Chris Hero 65. The Messiah 73. Christian York 84. Spanky 91. Nick Dinsmore 92. Johnny B.Badd Steel Domain Wrestling have gone bankrupt. Canadian Wrestling Federation have gone bankrupt. We made $1440000 off merchandise this month. Gail Kim in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Technique (1 point); Charisma (2 points); Johnny Spade in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Over (1 point); Technique (1 point); Charisma (2 points); Eric Gracie in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Over (1 point); Speed (2 points); Spanky in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Over (1 point); Technique (1 point); Brawling (2 points); Speed (2 points); Charisma (2 points); Tom Carter in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Speed (1 point); Technique (1 point); Over (2 points); Brawling (2 points); Jeremy Lopez in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Over (1 point); Brawling (1 point); Speed (1 point); Charisma (1 point); UPN don’t want a TV deal. 82% image at Cult. Lost over $2 million last month. Released Jeremy Lopez, Nicole Bass & Victoria. Terminated Gail Kim’s contract. Changed to monthly model. PWE Adrenaline Rush- 18 January 2004. Increased advertising. Reduced risk level. Sent promo tape to Color Vision. Friday 16th January Hardcore Holly has stated he has a drug problem. Sent to rehab. Sunday 18th January PWE Adrenaline Rush Chris Hero comes out onto the ramp, and announces that he has brought an ally into the promotion. Out comes Spanky, making his debut, cementing this new alliance. Spanky gained 1 point of overness from this segment. Overall Rating: 70% No Gimmick Needed vs Chris Hero and Spanky. Match Background: Spanky is making his debut at this show. The Match: Cade hits a right hand. BIG clothesline on Spanky. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spanky counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Spanky hits a rolling kick on Cade. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Spanky crushes Cade with a running senton. Tag to Chris Hero. Cade gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Cade counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Tag between Garrison Cade and Orlando Jordan. STIFF~! chop lights up Hero who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Chris Hero charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Hooks the leg for a two count. Orlando Jordan hits a stalling suplex on Hero. Tag between Orlando Jordan and Garrison Cade. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Garrison Cade just KILLS Chris Hero! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Chris Hero avoids a Garrison Cade avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Chris Hero snap suplexes Cade HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Hero is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Tag to Spanky. Spin kick by Spanky to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Garrison Cade gets knocked to the ground by Spanky, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Left Turn At Alberquerque! 1....2....3. Hero \ Spanky climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory. My Opinion: Solid bout, but they could do a lot better. *** Overall Rating: 72% Crowd Reaction: 57% Match Quality: 88% Juventud Guerrera is in the ring. Nova comes out, and challenges him to a match tonight. The challenge is accepted. Overall Rating: 72% Paul London vs Scoot Andrews. Match Background: London is making his debut at this show. The Match: Spinning back kick from Paul London. Paul London connects with a back heel kick on Scoot and gets back up quickly. Flying elbow from Paul London connects. Implant DDT by Paul London! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Scoot Andrews reverses a hip toss. Second rope flying axe handle, London goes down. One day, Scoot might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Lightning kick by Scoot on London. Hooks the leg for a two count. London backdrops Scoot Andrews out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Paul London. Springboard reverse elbow by Paul London. Excellent move. Looks like Muta has giving out lessons. Covers for a quick two count. Springboard dropkick from Paul London. Nicely done. Pin, but Scoot is out just before the three count. London walks into a drop toe hold. Scoot hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. London counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Paul London hits a rolling kick on Scoot. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Paul London floors Scoot Andrews...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - London Calling, forget about it. 1....2...3! Paul London extends his hand to Scoot...but it is ignored! My Opinion: I'd love to see a rematch and see if they can top this. **** Scoot Andrews lost 1 point of overness from this match. Paul London gained 2 points of overness from this match. Overall Rating: 79% Crowd Reaction: 60% Match Quality: 99% Edge is backstage. He was building up the feud with Batista. Well, that's just...neat! Overall Rating: 82% William Regal vs Johnny B. Badd. Match Background: This is a continuation of the Badd vs Regal feud. The Match: Johnny B. Badd hits a rolling kick on Regal. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Nice piledriver on Regal. Covers for a quick two count. William Regal comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. William Regal hits some punches. How generic. Big dropkick by William Regal, who got a ton of air on the move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by Regal who held onto that one for ages. Pin, but Badd is out just before the three count. Badd gets caught with a short powerbomb from Regal. Badd counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Spear by Johnny B. Badd. Covers for a quick two count. Tor-NADO DDT from Johnny B. Badd, Regal got planted! Pin, but Regal is out just before the three count. Fallaway slam by Johnny B. Badd puts down William Regal. Regal gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Regal blocks a kick from Johnny B. Badd. Regal slams Johnny B. Badd down and motions to the crowd. William Regal brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Badd in the ring! Johnny B. Badd tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Regal goes to the eyes! William Regal quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Johnny B. Badd collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Johnny B. Badd got screwed! Johnny B. Badd has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles. My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match! Overall Rating: 78% Crowd Reaction: 77% Match Quality: 79% Nick Mondo vs The Messiah. Match Background: This will be a last man standing bout. This is a continuation of the Mondo vs Messiah feud. The Match: Mondo eats a trash can, but not the contents in it, obviously. Spear by The Messiah. Nick Mondo powers out of a The Messiah headlock. Messiah is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Running knee lift from Nick Mondo. The referee counts: 2....3...4....but Messiah stands up. Mondo chair shots The Messiah. Fallaway slam by Nick Mondo puts down The Messiah. Messiah blocks a kick from Nick Mondo. Full nelson slam on Mondo. The referee is counting: 5....6....Nick Mondo is back up. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by The Messiah just KILLS Nick Mondo! The referee gets to a seven count....and Nick Mondo gets back up. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Nick Mondo by Messiah. Remember when that was a legit finish? Mondo gets thrown over the table. Messiah goes for a splash but Mondo puts the knees up. Nick Mondo with a spinning neckbreaker on Messiah. High Angle DDT by Nick Mondo just SPIKES The Messiah down! The Messiah can barely stand. Mondo Sledge! The referee counts to 10, this match is over! Nick Mondo climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory My Opinion: I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. If I left it up to you, you'd probably think it was the greatest match ever! Keep trying... Overall Rating: 77% Crowd Reaction: 68% Match Quality: 87% Juventud Guerrera vs Nova. Match Background: Juvi and Nova have been feuding recently. This match is for the PWE Cruiserweight title. Juventud Guerrera has been PWE Cruiserweight champion since 25 November 2003. The Match: Juvi just WAFFLES Nova with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Nova counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Standing leg lariat by Nova on Juvi. Juvi reverses an irish whip...and Nova runs into the referee! Vicious kick to the teeth from Nova. Cover, but there's no one to count for Nova! Juvi blocks a punch. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Lightning kick by Juvi on Nova. Covers for a quick two count. DDT from the top rope by Juventud Guerrera. That looked KILLER! Pin, but Nova is out just before the three count. Nova is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Lightning kick by Nova on Juvi. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Juvi counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! The bell rings, and this match has come to a time limit draw. The fight has started up again! Juventud Guerrera attacks Nova, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. My Opinion: As close to a ***** match as possible...but unfortunately, it was missing something, so I can only give it ****3/4. The PWE Cruiserweight title has gained in image. Overall Rating: 92% Crowd Reaction: 86% Match Quality: 99% Batista vs Edge. Match Background: This is a continuation of the Batista vs Edge feud. Edge has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the PWE World Heavyweight title. Batista has been PWE World Heavyweight champion since 25 November 2003. The Match: Batista hits some punches. How generic. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Batista ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. BAAACK Body drop by Edge gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. BAAACK Body drop by Edge gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Edge kicks Batista in the gut to reverse the momentum. Edge with a spinning neckbreaker on Batista. Nice piledriver on Batista. There's a two count on the pin. Batista reverses a hip toss. Spear by Batista. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Edge. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Batista drops an elbow...but Edge moves out of the way. Edge scoops and slams Batista. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Batista blocks a punch. Fallaway slam by Batista puts down Edge. Edge is in trouble. Sitout Powerbomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Edge leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Batista comes running as well, and Edge gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. My Opinion: *** rating for an above average match. Overall Rating: 84% Crowd Reaction: 86% Match Quality: 81% (Well that’s the best match between them so far) Overall Rating: 80% (Finally got 80% without needing to hire open-contracted guys like last time) We got a 0.39 buy rate for 'PWE Adrenaline Rush'! The attendance was 5642 people. We made $975000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $84630 from ticket sales. (Shows what an increase in advertising can do) Released Chavo Guerrero Jr & Hardcore Holly. Sunday 01 Febuary, 2004 ECWA, CZW & AAA have gone bankrupt. We made $1440000 off merchandise this month. Eric Gracie in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Technique (1 point); Speed (2 points); Charisma (2 points); Tom Carter in Impact Pro Wrestling has improved in the following areas: Brawling (1 point); Charisma (2 points); Color Vision don’t want a TV deal. 87% Public Image Cult Level. Increased advertising. Lost nearly 2 million last month. Changed PPV to weekly model. Hired Matt Sydal. Sent to development, his morale sunk to 5% Released Matt Sydal. Sent promo tapes to some company. Tuesday 03 Febuary, 2004 PWE All-Stars Week Thirteen No Gimmick Needed are in the ring. Out from the crowd come Doug Basham and Johnny Spade, who run in and start a beat down. The Revolution use the element of surprise, and leave No Gimmick Needed down in the ring. Orlando Jordan gained 3 points of overness from this segment. Johnny Spade gained 1 point of overness from this segment. Overall Rating: 58% (Well Spade isn’t over at all, and Cade/Jordan aern’t much. So I guess that’s why this segment rated so low) A video is played, hyping Juventud Guerrera. Overall Rating: 80% Nick Mondo vs The Messiah. Match Background: This will be a tables bout. Mondo and Messiah have been feuding for quite some time now. The Match: The Messiah goes to suplex Mondo through a table, but he slips out the backdoor. Big piledriver on Mondo. Mondo kicks The Messiah in the gut to reverse the momentum. Nick Mondo hits some punches. How generic. Fallaway slam by Nick Mondo puts down The Messiah. Nick Mondo goes to slam Messiah through a table, but he manages to escape. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on The Messiah by Mondo. Remember when that was a legit finish? Messiah counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Massive backbreaker on Mondo and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by The Messiah just KILLS Nick Mondo! Flying shoulder tackle by Messiah sends Mondo CRASHING to the mat. The Messiah pulls Mondo onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Mondo blocks a punch. BAAACK Body drop by Messiah gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Powerbomb on Messiah. Mondo climbs onto the table with The Messiah and hits a bodyslam through it for the win! Nick Mondo is still in the ring celebrating. The Messiah pushes the referee away. The Messiah spins Mondo around. The Messiah hits the The Godsmack! My Opinion: All it gets is a ***1\2 rating from me. Deal with it. Overall Rating: 81% Crowd Reaction: 75% Match Quality: 87% We see Edge warming up backstage. Overall Rating: 85% Third Dimension vs Enemies Of The State. Match Background: This is a continuation of the La Resistance vs Lords Of The Ring feud. This is a continuation of the Badd vs Regal feud. La Resistance are the reigning PWE Tag-Team champions, and have been since 14 October 2003. The Match: Back suplex on Dupree. Dupree gets caught with a short powerbomb from Dinsmore. Dinsmore tags out to Rob Conway. Rene Dupree takes a knee lift from Conway. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Back heel kick from Conway on Dupree but it misses by miles. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Johnny B. Badd. Conway \ Badd whip Dupree into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hard back suplex on Dupree. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Dupree flips out of a Johnny B. Badd bodyslam attempt. Fallaway slam by Rene Dupree puts down Johnny B. Badd. Dupree tags out to Sylvain Grenier. Johnny B. Badd charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Sylvain Grenier just KILLS Johnny B. Badd! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! BIG clothesline on Badd. Tag to William Regal. Badd takes a headbutt from William Regal. Vertical suplex by William Regal. Badd blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Tag between Johnny B. Badd and Nick Dinsmore. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Dinsmore. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Regal tags out to Rene Dupree. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Rene Dupree ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Rene Dupree misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Nick Dinsmore floors Rene Dupree. Here it comes...Crossface! Rene Dupree taps! My Opinion: A wise man once said 'Can I get a side of bland with that bland'. He's dead now, though. That's what this match was...bland. ** Overall Rating: 69% Crowd Reaction: 63% Match Quality: 76% Batista is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Edge. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up. Overall Rating: 76% Spanky vs Scoot Andrews vs Paul London vs Christian York. Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. The Match: Scoot just WAFFLES York with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Second rope flying axe handle, York goes down. One day, Scoot might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. There's a two count on the pin. Scoot charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tag to Spanky. Spanky hits a rolling kick on Scoot. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Back heel kick off the second rope, Scoot goes down. Cover, but there's no one to count for Spanky! Scoot takes a flying neckbreaker from Spanky. Scoot reverses a Spanky hammerlock. Scoot tags out to Paul London. VICIOUS lightning kick by London on Spanky. London uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Spanky powers out of a headlock. Spanky hits a dropkick on Paul London and gets right back up. Tiger suplex on London. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! ONE...TWO...THREE. Spanky defeats London. Spanky walks into a high dropkick from Christian York, almost losing several teeth in the process. Second rope flying axe handle, Spanky goes down. One day, York might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. There's a two count on the pin. Super kick by Christian York. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Spanky pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Springboard dropkick from Spanky. Nicely done. Tag between Spanky and Scoot Andrews. Tiger suplex on York. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Scoot Andrews pins York. Scoot Andrews strikes Spanky. Scoot Andrews misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Scoot is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Scoot Andrews powers out of a Spanky headlock. Spin kick by Scoot Andrews to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Spanky slugs Scoot Andrews, sending him down into the corner. While Spanky fires up the crowd, Scoot is removing the turnbuckle pad! Spanky comes over...but Scoot grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Spanky face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Scoot Andrews rolls up the stunned Spanky, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Scoot Andrews. My Opinion: Let me practice my math. 13 quarter stars equal a ***1\4 rating, right? Yeah, it does. That's what you get. Overall Rating: 76% Crowd Reaction: 65% Match Quality: 88% Juventud Guerrera vs Nova. Match Background: Juvi and Nova have been feuding recently. This match is for the PWE Cruiserweight title. Juventud Guerrera has been PWE Cruiserweight champion since 25 November 2003. The Match: Juvi hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Juvi walks into a drop toe hold. Nova kicks the leg, knocks Juvi down, and goes to work on it. Juventud Guerrera charges, Nova moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Tor-NADO DDT from Nova, Juvi got planted! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Nova drops an elbow...but Juventud Guerrera moves out of the way. Spin kick by Juventud Guerrera to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. VICIOUS lightning kick by Juvi on Nova. There's a two count on the pin. SHINING WIZARD~! on Nova by Juvi! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Nova reverses a Juventud Guerrera hammerlock. Super kick by Nova. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Juvi blocks a punch. The referee tries to separate the two grapplers...and gets knocked over and trampled on as they brawl! That's enough, the referee calls for the bell - double DQ! Nova offers a handshake to Juvi...and he accepts it! No! Juventud Guerrera levels Nova with a cheap shot right hand! Juventud Guerrera spins Nova around. Juventud Guerrera hits the Juvi Driver! Nova has been floored after the match. My Opinion: I don't do it often, but this match was EVERYTHING and a bag of chips... ***** baby!! (Woo! *****) The PWE Cruiserweight title has gained in image. Overall Rating: 94% Crowd Reaction: 89% Match Quality: 100% Batista vs Edge. Match Background: This will be a cage bout. This is a continuation of the Batista vs Edge feud. Edge has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the PWE World Heavyweight title. Batista has been PWE World Heavyweight champion since 25 November 2003. The Match: Edge launches Batista into the cage wall. Nice piledriver on Batista. Batista reverses a hip toss. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Batista ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. BIG clothesline on Edge. Batista throws Edge into the cage. BIG clothesline on Edge. Batista and Edge climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Batista charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Massive backbreaker on Batista and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Edge scores with a standing spinebuster. BIG clothesline on Batista. Edge throws Batista into the cage. Batista blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Batista slams Edge down and motions to the crowd. Batista scores with a big spinebuster. Batista moves in for the kill. Sitout Powerbomb!!! That shook the ring. Batista climbs the cage, Edge can only look on in despair. Batista escapes for the win! My Opinion: This match gets two stars from me. Nothing more, nothing less. ** Overall Rating: 81% Crowd Reaction: 86% Match Quality: 71% Overall Rating: 80% (Got 80% again!) We got a 0.12 buy rate for 'PWE All-Stars Week Thirteen'! The attendance was 1911 people. We made $300000 from pay-per-view revenue. We made $28665 from ticket sales. Christian York & Nick Mondo want to be higher up the card. I make them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
