2 other hazes in the wwf

[Guest]

A year or two ago (right before the time Bradshaw made TAKA his little buddy on WWF TV) Bradshaw threatened to cut off TAKA's dick.  He grabbed TAKA and put him in a chair and put a pocket knife next to his dick.  He did this because TAKA was constantly complaining about not getting a push.

 

Right when Jericho got into the WWF he began to complain about HHH.  He complained about how HHH was holding guys down and wouldn't job.  Jericho was telling guys like Benoit, Malenko, Christian, and some others.  Christian ratted to HHH about him.  Also during a match, Jericho accidently stiffed Chyna.  Chyna asked for an apology, and she didn't like Jericho's tone.  

 

Because of all this the locker room leader, the Undertaker, wanted to teach Chris Jericho a lesson.  The Undertaker grabbed Jericho and tied him up and bound him to a chair.  Jericho was crying and was pissing and crapping in his pants. Undertaker had a hammer in his hands and he used it to hit Jericho's penis.  The Undertaker purposely missed.   The Undertaker then pushed Jericho onto the floor where his piss and crap was.  HHH and 4 others were watching this incident.  They were video recording it.  Nobody has seen the videotape though.  I heard about this incident from my source, who watched the incident.  This incident happened right before the angle on TV when Jericho injured Chyna's hand with a hammer.  After the incident, Jericho became much more reserved.  

 

Jericho is still complaining about HHH.  He is still telling Christian about how he dislikes what HHH is doing.  Jericho hasn't realized that Christian has been ratting him out.   Jericho is very paranoid now.  He thinks he is being bugged by HHH.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

So Jericho doesn't know who the spy is, but you do?

[Guest]

My source says it is Christian who has been ratting Jericho out to HHH.

[Guest TheHulkster]

"Right when Jericho got into the WWF he began to complain about HHH.  He complained about how HHH was holding guys down and wouldn't job.  Jericho was telling guys like Benoit, Malenko, Christian, and some others.  Christian ratted to HHH about him.  Also during a match, Jericho accidently stiffed Chyna.  Chyna asked for an apology, and she didn't like Jericho's tone."

Chris Jericho came in to the WWF in the summer of 99. Malenko and Benoit didn't enter the WWF untill February 2000. So how and why did Jericho tell them about it?

[Guest EI Cubano]

Your sources huh? Shouldnt this go in the fantasy locker-room booking folder?

[Guest buffybeast]

Hmmm, I hadn't heard of this before.  One would think that, if this story is true, that Jericho would have wised up on talking to people about HHH since this would have happened almost three years ago.

 

Is your source a wrestler?

[Guest art_vandelay]

April Fools was yesterday, dude.

[Guest]

>Chris Jericho came in to the WWF in the summer of 99. Malenko and Benoit didn't enter the WWF until February 2000.

 

Malenko and Benoit entered the WWF in January 2000, and Jericho started to tell them about it then.  

 

>Your sources huh? Shouldnt this go in the fantasy locker-room booking folder?

 

This is real.  This is no joke.  

 

>Is your source a wrestler?

 

Yes

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

The Undertaker grabbed Jericho and tied him up and bound him to a chair.  Jericho was crying and was pissing and crapping in his pants. Undertaker had a hammer in his hands and he used it to hit Jericho's penis.  The Undertaker purposely missed.   The Undertaker then pushed Jericho onto the floor where his piss and crap was.

So would this mean he was naked?  I'm thinking if I crapped my pants, it would stay in my pants.  Can you check with your source on that?

[Guest dreamer420]

Are you friends with Bradshaw or the Undertaker?

[Guest HartFan86]

This makes no sense. You say he told Benoit and Malenko when they entered, yet all this happened before they did.

[Guest]

>>Jericho was crying and was pissing and crapping in his pants. Undertaker had a hammer in his hands and he used it to hit Jericho's penis.  The Undertaker purposely missed.   The Undertaker then pushed Jericho onto the floor where his piss and crap was.

>So would this mean he was naked?  I'm thinking if I crapped my pants, it would stay in my pants.  Can you check with your source on that?

 

I meant to say that the Undertaker pushed Jericho onto the floor where his piss was.  That was an error on my part that I said he also fell on his crap.

[Guest]

>You say he told Benoit and Malenko when they entered, yet all this happened before they did.

 

The hazing incident happened before Benoit and Malenko entered the WWF.  Jericho has still been complaining about HHH though.  And when Benoit and Malenko entered the WWF, he started complaining to them about HHH too.

[Guest]

Man, that's a load of BS.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

With all the political power HHH holds, I find it hard to believe he would allow Y2J to be the undisputed champion if he had such strong feelings against him.  There are a few others who could have held the belt until HHH came back from injury if he really felt so negatively about him.

[Guest]

>With all the political power HHH holds, I find it hard to believe he would allow Y2J to be the undisputed champion if he had such strong feelings against him.  There are a few others who could have held the belt until HHH came back from injury if he really felt so negatively about him.

 

Jericho was allowed to become champion to show that he is a failure as a champion.  Even if that doesn't make much sense due to Jericho not being booked well, it doesn't matter.  Jericho will likely never win the title again.

[Guest buffybeast]

"Jericho was allowed to become champion to show that he is a failure as a champion.  Even if that doesn't make much sense due to Jericho not being booked well, it doesn't matter.  Jericho will likely never win the title again."

 

Well, if there is anything Ultimo has said that seems likely, it is this statement.  It seems like Jericho was given the title and put in poor storylines to prove he is a pisspoor champion.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

Jericho was allowed to become champion to show that he is a failure as a champion.  Even if that doesn't make much sense due to Jericho not being booked well, it doesn't matter.  Jericho will likely never win the title again.

Is this your own opinion or did that also come from your "source"?

[Guest humongous2002]

Well I also heard that there's a secret videotape of Stephanie getting gang-bang by the whole WWF locker room including Earl Hebner busting a nut on her face, my sources told me about this.

[Guest]

>>Jericho was allowed to become champion to show that he is a failure as a champion.  Even if that doesn't make much sense due to Jericho not being booked well, it doesn't matter.  Jericho will likely never win the title again.

>Is this your own opinion or did that also come from your "source"?

 

My source

[Guest Kinetic]

A year or two ago (right before the time Bradshaw made TAKA his little buddy on WWF TV) Bradshaw threatened to cut off TAKA's dick.  He grabbed TAKA and put him in a chair and put a pocket knife next to his dick.  He did this because TAKA was constantly complaining about not getting a push.

Well, you know it's a lie right there.  If TAKA was complaining, it's not like anyone else could understand what he was saying.

[Guest EI Cubano]

From "my source"...

I think we have heard just about enough of this nonsense. Not only are you backtracking in front of everyone eyes and changing around the positioning of various puddles of human excrament, but you are speaking on behalf of your "source" who I would think would have much better things to do (like prepare for tonights Smackdown taping/Raw roster house show) than continue to play phone tag with some college kid in Boca (crazy what that IP check will do) in order to make sure that the few dozen posters active in the Smarks forum know what really happened with HHH and Jericho and TAKA. I was just "chatting" on IM with someone from one of the Big3 sites (Torch, 1wrestling, Observer) who actually DOES have sources and asked him just to make sure before I closed the thread. His response "That's ridiculous".

Anyyyyyyyway, at the risk of sounding like an ass, we aren't big on stupidity around these parts and though it should be understood, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and let you know we aren't big on people making up news. If it happens again you will be banned and you probably won't care seeing that the story you "broke" was your first post anyway, if not than you are more than welcome to stay and hang out.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

If it happens again you will be banned

I can see Ultimo's 11 year old arse right now, shutting off his computer and telling mommy his tummy hurts.  All the while crapping HIS pants everytime the phone rings or someone knocks at the door.

[Guest]

>Not only are you backtracking in front of everyone eyes and changing around the positioning of various puddles of human excrament

 

How so?  I just wasn't clear when I said Jericho was speaking to Malenko and Benoit about HHH.  I meant to say Jericho was speaking to them after the hazing incident.  And I made an error when I said Jericho was pushed onto his own piss and crap on the floor.  I didn't mean to say piss and crap, just that he was pushed onto his own piss on the floor.  Other than that, how am I backtracking and changing the positioning of my statements?  

 

>but you are speaking on behalf of your "source" who I would think would have much better things to do (like prepare for tonights Smackdown taping/Raw roster house show) than continue to play phone tag with some college kid in Boca

 

My source doesn't spend that much time with me

 

>(crazy what that IP check will do) in order to make sure that the few dozen posters active in the Smarks forum know what really happened with HHH and Jericho and TAKA. I was just "chatting" on IM with someone from one of the Big3 sites (Torch, 1wrestling, Observer) who actually DOES have sources and asked him just to make sure before I closed the thread. His response "That's ridiculous".

 

He hasn't heard about these incidents apparently.  Only a few people who do not work for the WWF know about these incidents.  

 

>I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and let you know we aren't big on people making up news.

 

I didn't make anything up.  All of this is true.

[Guest]

>you know it's a lie right there.  If TAKA was complaining, it's not like anyone else could understand what he was saying.

 

I don't know how much English TAKA knows, but I'm sure he knows at least a little.  He could easily go up to the bookers and say "PUSH ME" <points to self>.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

So you decided to come to a message board, register, and break the news to a few smarks?  Go get your mom on the computer, I want to talk to her.

[Guest]

>So you decided to come to a message board, register, and break the news to a few smarks?

 

To a lot of smarks.  I feel these incidents should be made known to others, just like the other hazing incidents were.

[Guest alfdogg]

"Well I also heard that there's a secret videotape of Stephanie getting gang-bang by the whole WWF locker room including Earl Hebner busting a nut on her face, my sources told me about this."

 

That's probably more believable than either of those other stories...

[Guest RetroRob215]

Ultimo, you're an annoying jackass.  I'm sorry I even clicked on this thread because I just wasted 3 minutes of my life hearing you talk out of your ass.  Next time you have BIG NEWS, go post in the Testing Folder, it will be greatly appreciated there.

[Guest]

I guess I have to be a reporter to be taken seriously.  I'm telling the truth about this.  Either believe me or don't.   If you want, go tell your friends about these incidents, if you don't want to, fine.