...talkin' bout my Velocidential

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Representing the green team we have:

Billy Gunn vs. Doug Basham

WGTT~! vs. A Masturbation Advocate and an Ass-Raping Enthusiast

Invariably some other matches involving jobbers, hopefully one of which jobs to Ultimo Dragon.

Plus SmackDown RecapDown.

 

Representing the orange team:

Kurt Angle goes to the Big Easy for amateur wrestling.

A special look at Bubba Ray Dudley's diary. Insert your own jokes.

An up-close look at Scott Steiner's debut. IIRC, his debut involved Stephanie lying on a table with her legs spread.

 

Which team will win the Battle Of Velocidential? 2ne in 2night!

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A special look at Bubba Ray Dudley's diary. Insert your own jokes.

Bubba quoting from his diary:"My dad taught me to never like those damn Frenchmen. He said they never gave us Americans anything beneficial to us and have been out to destroy Americans since after every World War we got involved in."

 

Bubba talking:"La Resistance, I hope you two are listening, you American-hating sons of bitches!"

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A special look at Bubba Ray Dudley's diary. Insert your own jokes.

Dear Diary,

I know when everyone's around at recess I bully that new French boy Sylvan, but I just don't want my friends to know that I think he's so dreamy! What should I do, diary? I'm so confused. When ever he smiles at me, I melt inside. But I don't want anyone to make fun of me for liking "green-yay," as they call him, so I have to say I hate him. But when I'm alone with him, I want to help him get the experience he needs.

 

Well, it's time for the Afterschool Special, so I'll write back tomorrow, diary.

 

xoxoxoxoxo

Bubba

[Guest LatinoHeat]

Is Confidential a repeat?

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Is Confidential a repeat?

Yes.

 

The "Dudley Diary" housed a hilarious moment, where Tommy Dreamer shows off his hidden talents in the "Claw Game".

[Guest Bobby Cox is God]

Billy Gunn kicks it off. Torrie Wilson decided not to wear anything to the ring tonight.

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Ooh, Tazz on color. Ernest Miller should just attempt to wrestle.

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Where has Cat gone? Don't leave us Cat!

 

Gunn's haircut sucks

[Guest Bobby Cox is God]

Three people are watching this shit tonight? I shoulda stayed with the Best of the Midnights instead flippin this on.

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I remember seeing Shannon Moore Vs. a jobber and a very excellent Kidman Vs. Tajiri for the number one CW contender match when I saw Velocity live Tuesday night.

[Guest Ram]

I like these Family Guy-esque skits where something absurd is happening in the foreground or background.

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Did they say anything about Miller's whereabouts?

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Did Josh just say "nipples are flying all over the place"??

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Did Josh just say "nipples are flying all over the place"??

Yes. Yes he did. Then Tazz said "BOOOOOOOOP, that's the sound it makes when your areolae get smashed." That was the most bizarre interchange in a looooooong time.

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Choking with the tag rope!!!

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ReRun

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ReRun

I almost forgot Confidential was going to be a repeat tonight due to the holiday. It's always like that for those who didn't know about it before.

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Wow, recap is up 9 minutes after the show ends. That's gotta be a record for this site.