Bossman on tv

[Guest]

I mean honestly. Sure D'lo paralyzes/near-paralyzes people with the Liger bomb, but he can wrestle, he can talk, and he was even over, hell he was the first euro-continental champion. But then, just because of the Droz thing, he lost his titles, and was taken off of TV for god knows how long. So anyway, he tears up OVW, Ross kisses his BUTT, he gets drafted, and then last night, what happens?

 

BOSSMAN!

 

WITH PERFECT!

 

WEARING A BADGE!

 

IT'S WRESTLEMANIA: THE ARCADE GAME ALL OVER AGAIN FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

 

Here, let me hold the booker's hand, so thier (her) hand doesn't shake and they get crayon all over themselves. And go slow, they get confused.

 

Deeeeee-Looooooo, verrrrrrrrseeeeeees, Boooooookerrrrrrrrrrr.  

 

Now let's see how long it takes them to read it.

[Guest HartFan86]

LOL!

[Guest Anglesault]

I like Booker walking.

[Guest muzanisa]

Wrestlemania the arcade game. Those entrances were great, but beating the LOD was such a pain, not as bad as Andre/Dibiase in Superstars but..

 

Not Booker though. Comes out against Regal and says that's my belt. Take it from there (Regal's still the Euro champ right?The only ones I'm sure about anymore are HHH and RVD being the tag champs).

[Guest Anglesault]

We don't want Regal to walk?

[Guest]

BOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

don't get me wrong, that was fairly hilarious, and i prefer Booker upright, but WHAT THE FUCK!!!

 

I realize a lot of people don't remember this, or maybe wern't even around to see it, but D'Lo was WAY over when he won those titles, people loved his big goofy ass, even if he wasn't wearing that big chestplate thingy. Sure he made a royal, Billy Gunn level screw up, but it was an accident. Owen didn't get taken off tv for a year and a half, did he? I guess my real point is even the crappiest wrestler on Raw (Lita, I'm looking at you) should be on instead of Bossman. Especially if he insists on wearing a badge and being so fat he has to stop in the middle of the match and puke!

[Guest Anglesault]

BOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

don't get me wrong, that was fairly hilarious, and i prefer Booker upright, but WHAT THE FUCK!!!

 

I realize a lot of people don't remember this, or maybe wern't even around to see it, but D'Lo was WAY over when he won those titles, people loved his big goofy ass, even if he wasn't wearing that big chestplate thingy. Sure he made a royal, Billy Gunn level screw up, but it was an accident. Owen didn't get taken off tv for a year and a half, did he? I guess my real point is even the crappiest wrestler on Raw (Lita, I'm looking at you) should be on instead of Bossman. Especially if he insists on wearing a badge and being so fat he has to stop in the middle of the match and puke!

D-Lo also dropped GMS at Royal Rumble 2000. Two droppings was more than enough to sour me on D-Lo

[Guest JHawk]

The answer should be simple.  Put him back on TV but tell him flat out to drop the Liger bomb from his moveset.

 

Oh, sorry, that's logical and we're talking McMahon booking here.

[Guest dreamer420]

I agree JHawk.  D'Lo should drop any powerbomb varations that he does from his moveset.  Then he should be back on TV.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

When he comes back, let's get him into the Guerrero/RVD feud and we can finally settle the frog splash battle once and for all. And, yes, D-Lo's gotta drop the Running Lygerbomb of Paralyzing Doom.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Or let him use it against Bradshaw.

[Guest]

I guess my real point is even the crappiest wrestler on Raw (Lita, I'm looking at you) should be on instead of Bossman. Especially if he insists on wearing a badge and being so fat he has to stop in the middle of the match and puke!

When did he puke during Raw? He drolled to sell the ballshot but thats it.