Since we were all marks once

[Guest Shaved Bear]

what was the most markish thing you have either said or done...

 

i remember when i was a little kid, i wanted to be a "bad guy" so i wouldnt have to face Earthquake, but then I would have to face the Hulkster, so I decided I could never be a wrestler

 

you guys?

[Guest notJames]

When my high school had jello wrestling, my friend Frank and I made up this elaborate angle where he was the manager of a face and I was the manager of the heel. The heel got beat by a fluke pin, but then we gave him and his manager a beatdown on the way to the dressing room. So Frank challenged me to a match, and we had this whole 5 minute match planned out with lots of super cool moves and counters.

 

Unfortunately, we didn't count on the jello being completely non-conducive to running, so most of our moves looked half-assed. Plus, the ref cut our match time to almost a minute because one of the bigger guys wanted to have another match, WITHOUT TELLING US! Needless to say, the bell rang, and Frank and I beat up the ref, then threw jello all over the gym floor.

 

The wrestling guys never came back.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I remember throwing a royal fit after Hulk Hogan lost to the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania.  I was so upset when Hulk lost to him that I stopped watching the WWF for 2 years out of protest because Hogan lost.  

 

The only reason I started watching again was because I heard Ric Flair was in the WWF, which was odd because I had heard of Flair, and knew he was a legend, despite the fact that I never remembered even watching the NWA or having any way of even hearing about Flair, yet somehow I knew about him.

[Guest razazteca]

after a long day of drinking at a frat party I went back my apartment and was challanged by roommate Fat Redneck.  He was the Heel since he blindsided me with Irish Whip to the door.  I sold it doing a Flair Flop onto the coach, he went for the pin....but he forgot Cardnial Rule #1 always hook a leg, which he forgot, I kickout and push him to the floor where I worked him UFC Kimo/Paul Varlens style ground and pound for 2 minutes.  Cardnial Rule #2 was broken, he turn his back on me trying to defend my punches, so I applied the Tazmission for the win at 5:35.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I was never really much of a mark.  My parents basically turned me into a smark during the first show that I ever watched (March 1988 Saturday Night's Main Event).  I was getting all the newsletters and everything pretty much from the start.

 

I still mark out on occasion.

[Guest y2jailbait]

Well, me and a couple of friends would have mock wrestling matches at our houses. My house was Madison Square Garden; because it was the nicest. My friend Ronald's house was the Georgia Dome; cause it was hella huge! and my friend Dawson's house was ECW arena; because it was basically a beer hall. But the most mark-ful things weve done is when we ever had a problem with someone in our group of friends, we'd settle it in the ring. Man, we kicked each others asses and by the end of the night, we'd be back to being friends, just because we had to work together in the match and didnt wanna kill each other. Man, those were the days!

[Guest Wheat Cracker Experience]

I actually cried during a pay-per-view.  No, not when Liz and Randy got back together, not when the Undertaker died, are you ready for this?  It actually brought a tear to my eye. . . when Sapphire turned on Dusty Rhodes.

[Guest]

I remember being so upset that Andre turned "bad" and challenged Hogan. It made no sence to me and I wanted Hogan go kick his big ass, LoL.

 

Also, when I was a kid I always had one favorite "Good guy" and one favorite "Bad Guy."

 

Good guy; Randy Savage

 

Bad Guy; Bret Hart/Hart Foundation. (Tag Team not Stable)

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

I remember being incredibly frustrated when The Steiner Brothers (who I loved) beat Terry Gordy and Steve Williams, the WCW tag champions, only for me to realise it was a non-title match. I just couldn't understand the point of a non-title match.

[Guest dreamer420]

My worst is actually subscribing to WWF Magazine back in the early 90's.  Good thing I was a little kid and my parents got it for me because I don't buy that kind of stuff now.  The Magazine was pretty good back then.  I remember going nuts when it arrived every month in the mail.