The One and Only Calvin Szechstein Thread!

[Chuck Woolery 0]

Yes, and as CWM's best friend I can say whatever I want.

 

Nyeh.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

who are you again?

[Chuck Woolery 0]

I'm the guy who wishes he was The Upright Man.

[Guest The Shad0w]

If that was a sarcastic post it was a damn articulate one.

Thank you.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you killed the thread!

 

*Smacks Shad0w with a chair*

[Adam 0]

*spears shadow as soon as he gets up*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*As chosun dusts himself off CWM comes up behind him and gives him a Scorpian Deathdrop.*

[Adam 0]

*Chosun may be down, but AXEL~! comes from nowhere and gives CWM and Axel Slam!*

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Celebrates his MOD POWER~!::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

BOO!

 

"We want Jingus"

[Chuck Woolery 0]

Who is this "we" you speak of? As your best friend, I'd advise you against giving in to such foolish temptations.

[Zack Malibu 0]

CWM is turning this into a SHOOT FEUD~!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Damn right

 

http://pub68.ezboard.com/fundergroundsmark...topicID=6.topic

[Zack Malibu 0]

You bastard. You make me cry like that again and I swear, we're gonna have words.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I better start seeing some more votes for Zack in the poster tourney finals.

 

PK

Parka

CC

Calvin

Rags

 

...I'm looking at YOU...and YOU...well, ALL OF YOU!

[Stephen Joseph 0]

hey i voted for you

 

you should job to me now

[Zack Malibu 0]

hey i voted for you

 

you should job to me now

I did job to you, in May of this year.

 

So meh.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

You bastard. You make me cry like that again and I swear, we're gonna have words.

everyone knows I'm the master of the shoot. Want an example?

 

*Ahem*

 

I thought we were friends Zack. I've supported you since you joined this board, I've given you advice on your relationships and stood up for you when people have flamed you. I've done EVERYTHING for you, because I thought we were friends. And then when Popick STOLE my creation from me and my TRUE friends called him on it what did you do? YOU sided with him and you took MY spot! You took my mod spot and you TOOK my power. You made yourself into the biggest world Champ ever, you selfish prick you.

 

I trusted you. I counted on you. I was there for you but you were NEVER there for me!

 

I hate you Zack. and you're new Mod power won't stop me from obliverating you.

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Cameras stop rolling, so CWM and Zack sit down and have a beer or 20.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

canadian?

[Zack Malibu 0]

You know it!

 

::Toasts::

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

::drinks the beer with Zack and CWM, which only adds to his already drunkenness::

 

 

Hey...you know what...WE'RE the real Evolution, man...me...I'm Flair...Zack, you're HHH...CWM?...You're Flair...I mean...Flair...wait...ok....let me start ov...

 

 

::collapses:

[Stephen Joseph 0]

hey i voted for you

 

you should job to me now

I did job to you, in May of this year.

 

So meh.

Oh...

 

Yeah...

 

 

I guess you did deserve my vote after all

 

Thanks!

[alfdogg 0]

*drinks the Jim Beam in What's sig and bashes Popick over the head with the empty bottle. Goes to the top of the truck to jump off on Popick, but falls off*

[Zack Malibu 0]

It's neck and neck with me and Ripper people...VOTE DAMN YOU, VOTE!

 

You'll be a part of history if you do!

[Stephen Joseph 0]

*drinks the Jim Beam in What's sig and bashes Popick over the head with the empty bottle. Goes to the top of the truck to jump off on Popick, but falls off*

Popick wakes up, sees Alfdogg passed out on the ground...

 

Stephen climbs up and nails a 5 Star Alf Splash on Alf!

 

Griping his stomach, Stephen walks off, muttering something about getting JB from What?

[Zack Malibu 0]

What?

[Stephen Joseph 0]

WHAT?

 

+1

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

Oh my god, stop screaming my name when I got a hangoveR!!!~

 

 

 

 

*does the "Jim Beam truck" thing and sprays Zack, alfdogg, CWM, and Popick with Jim Beam.

 

 

 

 

"WHOOOOOOO *belch*....OOOOOOOO!!"

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::drinks the beer with Zack and CWM, which only adds to his already drunkenness::

 

 

Hey...you know what...WE'RE the real Evolution, man...me...I'm Flair...Zack, you're HHH...CWM?...You're Flair...I mean...Flair...wait...ok....let me start ov...

 

 

::collapses:

cwm: seriously who are you?