The One and Only Calvin Szechstein Thread!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Drops an anvil on Caboose*

[Richard 0]

*imitates Cobain shooting himself*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

are you supposed to be funny? Because you aren't.

[caboose 0]

::Caboose walks in a flattened cartoon style to a rope, pulls it, and a piano falls on CWM::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*The Panio crashes Down CWM and when he emerges he spits out the piano keys hitting Caboose*

[caboose 0]

::As each key hits Caboose, they play the 'Fur Elise'::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Gets a shotgun and puts on a deer stalking hat*

 

 

ELMER FUDD STYLE~!

[caboose 0]

::Caboose starts chewing a carrot::

 

BUGS BUNNY STYLE~!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM edges up behind Caboose*

 

CWM: IT's rabbit season so I'm going to shoot you you rascaly rabbit.

[alfdogg 0]

*hands CWM a dynamite-filled turkey*

 

*giggles*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Chows down until the dynamite is revealed*

 

D'OH

 

*boom*

[caboose 0]

::Caboose is seen being blown up into the distance...::

[Guest SP-1]

*Makes his return*

[caboose 0]

::Chair shots SpiderPoet on his return::

 

Welcome back BUD-DY...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Stares at SP for awhile before nodding at him and resumes beating on Caboose*

[Guest SP-1]

*takes the chairshot but rolls through. Comes up and matches CWM's stare before turning and . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

. . . hitting a tildeBANG~! on AngleSault!*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Waits for Sault to get to his feet...POLLYCUTTER*

[Guest Thunderkid]

*Drives by and throws canned goods at CWM & AS*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Man, Vanilla Midgets spawned some awful posting gimmicks.

[Guest Thunderkid]

I'm not a gimmick.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

and I'm not a canadian.

[Guest Anglesault]

::catches canned peas and smashes it over cwm's head::

[Guest Thunderkid]

Well, technically I am a gimmick, after all Thunderkid isn't my real name. But I'm a real person.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

and so is TMO