The mother fucking angle/edge feud

[Guest]

Edge should be down feuding with Tajiri now. Angle does not dserve this shit he's worked to hard and to long for this, so in 7 years when HHH is fianly tired of the belt he could drop it to Angle.

[Guest notJames]

Eh.

 

Who cares who Angle feuds with? As long as he's on TV putting on great matches and giving his goofy promos, I'm happy.

 

And besides, Angle will still be at his peak in 7 years while HHH will be stuck at home unemployed because his arms got too big to fit through the door.

[Guest Goodear]

My god in heaven, I actually *gasp* have to agree with Anglesault!!!  Look, Edge is fine in that pretty okay kind of way, and it wouldn't hurt Angle to work with him for a little bit.  But for the love of all thats holy, Rock and Hogan are in the Smackdown division and aren't in major feuds!  Who are you going to feud them with if not Angle?  Jesus, a Angle-Hogan feud practically writes itself and the WWF would rather have Angle in a JAF (just another feud) with Edge?  It doesn't make a lick of sense!!!  ARGH!

[Guest notJames]

Do you really think the Orange Methuselah would be able to keep up with Hogan for 10+ minutes, much less take half his offense (rolling Germans, overhead belly-to-belly)? And who do you think would win? Hmmmmm?

 

Hogan: I'm not jobbing to that little guy.

 

Vince: Whatever you say, champ.

 

Angle: Has anyone seen Edge? Does he have a program with anyone now? Please?

 

Keep Hogan away from Angle. In fact, keep Hogan in the same ward they're keeping Crybaby Nash and his *cough* torn bicep *cough*. Angle definitely doesn't deserve that kind of punishment.

[Guest]

People Angle should be feuding with:

 

1. HHH : oh sorry, i forgot these guys don't have any history together, why would they feud ???   It's not like Kurt wants to be champion or anything.

 

2. Jericho : they would have to think of a reason cuz the're both "bad guys", but there could be good matches and it might remind the fans that jericho is, in fact, good.

 

3. Storm : Storm could easily be turned face, since it's not like he's done anything to be a heel in the first place (unless you count not having a catch phrase, and I think Vince does), but you could not tell me these matches would not be totally kick ass.

 

Angle will be speared twice for every six man tag he participates in, bringing the total to 19,000 spears.

[Guest Goodear]

People Angle should be feuding with:

 

1. HHH : oh sorry, i forgot these guys don't have any history together, why would they feud    It's not like Kurt wants to be champion or anything.

 

As good as Angle is, putting him against Triple H again is way too much.  The match is way overused, although not as much as Angle-Austin.  Its as stale as the hotdog rolls that are threatening to take over my kitchen.

 

2. Jericho : they would have to think of a reason cuz the're both "bad guys", but there could be good matches and it might remind the fans that Jericho is, in fact, good.

 

Having the top two heels face off leads to the obvious question of what the heck to do with your faces.

 

3. Storm : Storm could easily be turned face, since it's not like he's done anything to be a heel in the first place (unless you count not having a catch phrase, and I think Vince does), but you could not tell me these matches would not be totally kick ass.

 

Wait, I thought the problem with Edge was that he was a midcarder... and you want to replace him with STORM???  Eek.  Can you be serious for a moment?

[Guest Goodear]

Do you really think the Orange Methuselah would be able to keep up with [Angle] for 10+ minutes, much less take half his offense (rolling Germans, overhead belly-to-belly)? And who do you think would win? Hmmmmm?

 

Hogan: I'm not jobbing to that little guy.

 

Vince: Whatever you say, champ.

 

Angle: Has anyone seen Edge? Does he have a program with anyone now? Please?

 

Keep Hogan away from Angle. In fact, keep Hogan in the same ward they're keeping Crybaby Nash and his *cough* torn bicep *cough*. Angle definitely doesn't deserve that kind of punishment.

First off, I doubt Nash is faking tearing his bicep since they can like X-ray it and all sorts of other medical stuff.

 

Secondly, Hogan has never really had a problem taking other guys offense that I know about.  I'm not sure Angle could fling Hogan around like he would Jericho, but I'm sure Angle could manage if he had to.  And considering the current landscape of wrestling every week, Hogan would have to see the ceiling a couple of times, that is just the way things work anymore.

[Guest notJames]

Yeah, I know, the torn bicep is probably not a work, but you can bet Big Daddy Bitch will be milking it for all it's worth.

 

Nash: Oh man, it's been 14 months, but I think my arm's starting to feel a lot better. BTW, I'm still getting paid, right?

 

Hall: Yep.

 

Nash: Damn, I think the pain's coming back. How 'bout passing me another beer, Scott?

 

Hall: What?

 

Crowd: WHAT?

 

Undertaker: Still kissing your sisters, huh?

 

(Oops, sorry, got off on another tangent...)

 

I'm still not sold on the idea that Hogan is willing to give the rub to smaller guys. Sure he sold for the Rock, but they're viewed as on the same level playing field. I doubt he feels the same about Your Olympic Hero.

[Guest treble charged]

After reading this thread, I have come to the conclusion that there is absolutely no pleasing Anglesault.

[Guest notJames]

Took you that long, huh?

 

[Guest treble charged]

I can just imagine:

The WWF devotes an entire PPV to Angle destroying everyone in the company without any help.  After pinning every other wrestler and unifying every WWF title, Angle is on top of the world.  Anglesault, watching at home, in un-impressed, "Did you notice how it took him 2.5 seconds to beat HHH when he beat everyone else in 2 seconds?" he later posts on the SmarkBoard.  "And he had to be in the same ring as Test, of all people!  Dammit, Kurt is being buried".

[Guest]

a Hogan angle feud over who the real American Icon is would be good for Kurt however after Hogan jobbed at mania i dont expect him to job again. ever

[Guest]

Anglesault is right. Kurt does not deserve this bullshit. Edge fucking sucks. His character sucks really bad, he is not funny at all, and he is okay in the ring. Angle should really fued with the Rock!

[Guest treble charged]

The thing is, you can make the excuse that most of the guys in the WWF are being misused.

 

For example, I am a big Lance Storm fan, and I wish that he was on TV more often than he is now.  However, I have never started a thread bitching and moaning about how he doesn't deserve to be in the position he is in now.  Hell, I'd kill for an Edge/Storm fued right about now.  Point is, you complain once or twice, you may get people to see your point and agree with you.  Complain once or twice an hour, people stop agreeing with you, and now they just consider you a nuisance.

[Guest Singular]

Why not just wait until after their encounter at Backlash to start the Edge bashing.

I think they can put on a great show.  Even if Edge isn't up to Angle's level in the ring, Angle can stil carry Edge IF he has to.

[Guest chirs3]

It's impossible to beat someone in two seconds.

 

The pinfall takes three.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

It's impossible to beat someone in two seconds.

 

The pinfall takes three.

 

What about a Submission?

[Guest Anglesault]

People Angle should be feuding with:

 

 

 

3. Storm : Storm could easily be turned face, since it's not like he's done anything to be a heel in the first place (unless you count not having a catch phrase, and I think Vince does), but you could not tell me these matches would not be totally kick ass.

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Yes, Storm is much better than Edge.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Yes, Storm is much better than Edge.

 

Storm is also much lower on the card than Edge.

[Guest Anglesault]

After reading this thread, I have come to the conclusion that there is absolutely no pleasing Anglesault.

I was happy as hell October 00-February 01, June 01-Early December 01, and January and February of this year.

[Guest Anglesault]

Yes, Storm is much better than Edge.

 

Storm is also much lower on the card than Edge.

Duh. You missed the sarcasm in my post. Maybe you should have taken it with "A Grain of Salt."

 

God, this gimmick rules.

[Guest Anglesault]

Does anyone else see the Angle/Albert/Christian vs. Edge/Scotty/DDP six man of Mid Card damnation?

[Guest Anglesault]

BTW, Kahran, we need better Euro pictures.

[Guest]

Hi, I'm new.

 

I think the reason they have Angle working with Edge is simple.  Angle is over, and they want to use his heat to try and get Edge over, since the WWF has high hopes for Edge as a future main eventer.  Angle can job to Edge and it won't hurt him because he is so over, while Edge can benefit from it.  They used The Rock in the same manner a few years back, having him feud with guys like Mark Henry, Billy Gunn, The Big Bossman and The Big Show.  Sure, they can have Angle feud with The Rock AGAIN ??? but the WWF has to at least try and elevate some of the newer guys.

[Guest Cataclysm911]

Hi, I'm new.

 

I think the reason they have Angle working with Edge is simple.  Angle is over, and they want to use his heat to try and get Edge over, since the WWF has high hopes for Edge as a future main eventer.  Angle can job to Edge and it won't hurt him because he is so over, while Edge can benefit from it.  They used The Rock in the same manner a few years back, having him feud with guys like Mark Henry, Billy Gunn, The Big Bossman and The Big Show.  Sure, they can have Angle feud with The Rock AGAIN ??? but the WWF has to at least try and elevate some of the newer guys.

Oh my fucking goodness. Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellars. I thought that I was like the only person on Earth who had seen this movie!

 

Oh well, I can still claim to be the only viewer of "Demonicus" The Demon Gladiator from Hell.

 

LOL!

[Guest notJames]

Oh my fucking goodness. Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellars. I thought that I was like the only person on Earth who had seen this movie!

You're not the only one...

 

[... frets over having lived through early 80s crap cinema and actually remembering it...]

 

[Guest Austin3164life]

Edge is not a terrible worker, but years behind Angle in terms of skill.  Bottom line is, Angle should be Main Eventing, without question.  LoL, it's humorous when Anglesault mentions that January 7 is a day "which will live in WWF infamy".  He's right.  Triple H's return signaled the reunion of the Clique, and the systematic depush of Angle, Austin, Jericho, and possibly RVD.  Plus, the Rock has gone from dishing out insults, to being Hogan's "lil' buddy".  Angle should be at the top spot he was right around the time Triple H was returning.  Damn the clique.....

[Guest chirs3]

What about a submission?

 

Show me a wrestler who can, from the moment the bell rings, lock on an effective submission and get the guy to tap in two seconds.

 

The ONLY way that could happen is if there was a pre-match beatdown.

 

Edit: I take it back.

 

You could win by KO or DQ within two seconds.

[Guest Anglesault]

Hi, I'm new.

 

Hi.

 

I think the reason they have Angle working with Edge is simple.  Angle is over, and they want to use his heat to try and get Edge over, since the WWF has high hopes for Edge as a future main eventer.  

 

Well, duh. The point is, Angle shouldn't be doing it.

 

 

 

Angle can job to Edge and it won't hurt him because he is so over, while Edge can benefit from it.  

 

I can see it hurting him a good deal.

 

 

 

They used The Rock in the same manner a few years back, having him feud with guys like Mark Henry, Billy Gunn, The Big Bossman and The Big Show.  

 

The difference is Rock was a face and thus was beaten after being impaled with a railroad spike. Angle is a heel and will lose to midcarders CLEANLY if they make him the midcarders JOB boy.

 

 

 

Sure, they can have Angle feud with The Rock AGAIN ???

 

What would be wrong with that?

 

 

 

but the WWF has to at least try and elevate some of the newer guys.

 

Yes. But why must it be Kurt Angle doing it EVERY time?

[Guest Austin3164life]

Like Anglesault says, it can hurt Angle a bit if he jobs out to Edge in their feud.  Angle is not a totally seasoned vet and legend where he can just job to people.  Angle is still developing his status in the WWF.  He should be in the Main Event right now, cementing that status he deserves.  I see where Anglesault is coming from.....