OAOAST IntenseZone - 9/9/03

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

Voice over: Last week, on INTENSEZONE!

 

Eskimo: Would you sign this statement, just confirming my innocence, that I never harmed you?

 

Clarissa: Of course, it'd be a pleasure.

 

:: Eskimo is handed a clipboard and pen from ringside, which he passes to Clarissa. She signs quickly and smiles ::

 

Eskimo: Thanks...this means a lot to me...

 

Jesse: Is he....crying?

JR: The man's been through HELL, Jess! It's finally over!

 

Clarissa takes a step forwards....and gives Eskimo a big hug! The crowd POPS again. Eskimo hoists Clarissa up by her waist, holding her in the air. She giggles, and waves to the crowd!

 

JR: What a touching scene, what-

 

:: Eskimo suddenly grips Clarissa tighter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Steps forward.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And DRIVES Clarissa down to the mat with a HUGE SPINEBUSTAH! ::

 

JR: MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD!

 

:: The crowd ERUPTS in boos! Eskimo stands over Clarissa and SPITS on her! ::

 

Eskimo: You DUMB BITCH! Did you think I'd forgive you for what you did to me? FUCK YOU!

 

Cut to...

 

Eskimo: I'd like to welcome Calvin officially to IntenseZone....in my position as the NEW General Manager!

 

JR

WHAT?

 

JESSE

Banky's gone, Jim Ross, and Eskimo's in!

 

JR

But how could the board sanction that after what Eskimo did to Clarissa?

 

The crowd BOOS!

 

Eskimo: In case you're all wondering...after Banky's little temper tantrum earlier, the board were frantic. No one was here. No one could help. Then I came along.

 

BOOS!

 

Eskimo: I've been here in the OAOAST a long time....the board respect me...trust me...enough to give me an unbreakable contract!

 

JR

BAH GAWD! THIS MAN HAS TOTALLY CHANGED!

 

Eskimo: Oh, and one more thing...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eskimo grabs his face, taking his mask in his hand....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and pulls it off!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The camera fades on a close up of Black's face....and fades back in, to the same face, sitting at a brand new desk in an expensively refurbished office. Black grins.

 

Black

Welcome, welcome to the first IZ of the Black Era...sure, things might be a little strange at first...

 

A bitter look appears on the face of Dan.

 

Black

...there'll be no more masks or drunk, talking fish...but I can promise you one thing...the very best of OAOAST compeition...

 

Dan sits back in his chair, now smiling thinly.

 

Black

All under MY terms, of course...

 

The camera cuts to music, explosions, IZ is on the air!

Edited September 10, 2003 by LaParkaYourCar

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

JR:

Fans, we just have had an arrival backstage, err well, a limo arriving in the parking lot but so far, no one has come out. We’ve got a cameraman and Teddy Long hustling backstage to see if they can find out anything

 

Jesse

Doesn’t the guy at the gate check these cars?

 

JR

Well, you’ve got a point there. But we don’t know what’s going on.

 

 

Teddy (on audio)

JR! I’m entering the parking lot

 

JR

Thanks Teddy. Let’s go backstage now and follow Mr. Long

 

Teddy (live in the parking lot)

As you can see behind me, there’s a black limo that just pulled into the corporate parking space normally reserved for Bill Watts or Tony the Body. This has got to be a big announcement concerning what’s happened here at IntenseZone in the last week. I’m walking over to the car JR

 

JR (on audio)

Can you see who is inside

 

Jesse (on audio)

The damn windows are tinted! Not unless it’s a glow-in-the-dark-martian!

 

Teddy

Cut the playa hating ya Minnesotan cracka! ::crowd pops!:: Hey, hey, can I have a word with you sir? (Teddy speaks into the car window)

 

The engine cranks off, and the chauffer opens up his door, and walks around to the other side as Teddy hollers at him to answer his questions. Mr. Wright (he has a name-tag) motions for Teddy to step back from the limo, and after Teddy and the cameraman do, he opens the door. Slowly, two glistening black shoes step out of the door handle, revealing black pants. The man, standing about 6 foot 2 inches, exits and stands with his back to the camera while pulling out a black briefcase. His shirt is a fiery red, his hair a burnt red, and we can see glasses.

 

Teddy

Playa! Who are you?

 

The man turns around, flashing a smile at the camera

 

Teddy

What are you doing here!

 

JR (on audio)

It can’t be, he

 

Jesse (on audio)

He was retired!

 

The man walks past the camera, muttering something about “business” and “Dan Black”. Mr. Wright opens the parking lot door, and the man exits into the OAOAST arena.

 

Teddy

JR, Can you believe it?

 

JR

I can’t! Stephen Joseph is BACK! But why?

 

Jesse

But HOW!

 

JR:

And he’s headed to the ring!

 

 

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CUE: Awww Nawww by Nappy Roots.

 

JR

The crowd here is on its feet. Listen to them ::Crowd is chanting "Ste-phen!"

Jesse

This man is breaching his contract!

JR

We'll have to wait and see!

 

And Stephen Joseph, carrying his briefcase, walks out from underneath the AngleTron to the loudest reaction of his life. It's obviously affecting him, as he walks down from the rampway and heading towards the ring. He's in business mode, not slapping hands, but not upset that they're outstretched either. Walking up the steel ring steps, Stephen pauses and bows to the crowd, drawing them to louder cheers. He smiles, and turns to bend down, sliding between the middle ropes and finds himself in the ring, again. He pulls a headset out from his coat pocket and puts it on, adjusting the mic.

 

Stephen

It's good to be back.

 

(And the crowd goes wild again, cheering for one of the longest-running OAOAST wrestlers. )

 

 

Stephen

However, I am not here to wrestle. I'm retired, as you all saw at AngleSlam, Caboose retired me from active wrestling.

 

(Crowd boos)

 

But, what happened afterwards was ... unexpected. You see, I knew I would have to be leaving soon. I've got a new job, and I'm about to be married, and with the prospect of little ones running around in a few years, they'd probably appreciate having a dad who can run around and play ball with them. No thanks to Caboose trying to end my ability to walk, as you can see, I'm still fine!

 

Now, what brings me out here. That's right, a new job. You see, when I got on that boat, Tony was there. Tony had a proposal, and it was a hell of a deal. Starting with Dirty Deeds, I am now a Vice-President of OAOAST Entertainment! How about that eh? Myself and Tony will be taking turns leading the production of the pay-per-view. This is great, because it allows me to make sure shows like IntenseZone are bringing us the quality matches you pay for, matches that weren't delivered on at AngleSlam.

 

AND that brings me to why I came here tonight. It's a historical fact, I used to produce IntenseZone back in the days when it was the ONLY show in town, and it was a damn fine show. Now...there's problems, not the least of which is its management. We went from me, to Damian, to Banky, and now to DAN BLACK? WHO THE FUCK IS DAN BLACK?

 

The intro to Smashing Pumpkins' "Quiet" blasts out, and the crowd erupts in boos as the man formerly known as Mystery Eskimo, "Ice Heart" Dan Black appears under the AngleTron. A look of digust is etched across the face of Black as he walks quickly down to the ring, sliding in and GRABBING a mic from an official.

 

Dan

Who am I?! Who are YOU? You look like a guy I used to know, but hell, he's retired, you can't be him!

 

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Dan

You know, I'm the best damn thing that ever happened to this show. Steve, when you were GM, what did you do? You ran around playing God. Dames- some Scott Keith wannabe? Banky- oh, you'll have to remind me who THAT is, he's such a non-entity he totally slips my mind at times.

 

Black pauses, staring straight into the eyes of the man opposite him.

 

Dan

I busted my ass under that damn mask for over a year for this show, and what did it get me? Well, things change. This is my show, this is MY HOUSE!

 

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Stephen

Oh really, this is your show Dan? Need I remind you, just as easy as Banky and Damian were removed, you can be removed too. IntenseZone needs to bring to the table the matches they've brought in the past. I'm out to bring the best entertainment for the dollar for all OAOAST fans every month, and when that month is my responsibility, I'm damn sure going to make sure my P's and Q's are in order.

 

Dan

Oh, don't worry Steve. I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to be here, every week, making sure of something of my own- that I get the respect I deserve. You can have your new job, you can do what the hell you like- but stay away from me or I can promise you, you'll regret it.

 

Stephen

Fine, Fine. Be that way. But know this Dan. I'm watching you, and I'll be back next week. Next week I announce the first match for Dirty Deeds. You and me Dan, we have quite a history, and I haven't forgotten. And I'm sure, in case things get out of control with you, there's a contract somewhere waiting for me to kick your ass again!

 

Crowd: Ste-phen! Ste-phen!

 

Dan

Oh, oh that's great! Resorting to physical violence already? I guess a leopard never does change its spots. But you know, you're right. All the time we spent together in this place, Stevie, our paths never seem to run together, do they...and I'd welcome the chance to beat you down one more time!

 

The crowd heats up in anticipation of a brawl!

 

Dan

Calm down, idiots. I'm afraid I'm already booked in a match tonight.

 

JR

BAH GAWD! Who has to face Dan Black?

 

Dan turns to the announce table and grins evilly.

 

Dan

Jim Ross! I'll see you a little later! One on one! No disqualification! I hope you bought your tights...and Steve, please, I don't want to see you out there...so here's a little additional rule to the match- any wrestler interfering will recieve an automatic one year suspension from appearing on IntenseZone.

 

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOS!

 

Stephen

Jim...I'm sorry. Black, you play your little games, just remember, I'll be watching you. I'll be watching real close.

 

The crowd pops as both Dan and Stephen throw down their mics and stare at each other, almost nose to nose.

 

Jesse

Jim Ross- you're going in the ring!

 

JR

It's great to see Stephen back...but...Damn Black, that son of a bitch! I'm not a wrestler! This isn't right!

 

Jesse

You better go get ready, Jim! Let's get a break!

 

COMMERCIALS

Edited September 10, 2003 by Big Poppa Popick

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

Jesse

Welcome back, fans! I'm in a unique position of calling this next match on my own, as Jim Ross is in the ring, ready to face Dan Black!

 

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is set for one fall and there are NO disqualifications. Introducing, already in the ring, from Oklahama, Jim ROSS!

 

The fans POP as JR, dressed in his street clothes, gives a small,

nervous wave.

 

Jesse

We saw last week that Dan Black blames JR for giving him the Mystery Eskimo gimmick- a gimmick which Black feels has ruined his career up until now!

 

Announcer: Aaaaand his opponent...from London, England...weighing 234lbs..."Ice Heart", Dan BLACK!

 

No music plays. Nothing happens. Until suddenly a figure appears out of the crowd, and slides into the ring behind JR, knocking the commentator to the mat with a stiff blow!

 

Jesse

That's Dan Black! A cheap shot to an announcer- this almost makes me feel sorry for Jim!

 

The crowd begins a merciless BOOING of Black, as he stomps a mudhole in JR. Black picks up the rotund commentator, kicks him in the gut and DDT's him down. Ross is motionless as Black walks round the ring, grinning and holding his arms up in celebration.

 

Jesse

Poor JR...last week I admired Dan for standing up for himself...but this...

 

Black pulls JR up with an effort, kicks him in the gut again and gives him a BLACKOUT!

 

(Stone cold stunner)

 

Dan jumps onto the fallen JR and slaps on the HEART OF ICE!

 

(Crippler crossface)

 

Black is laughing maniacally as he wrenches in the hold....but suddenly...

 

"Aaaw Naaaw!"

 

The crowd erupts at the prospect of Stephen Joseph!

 

Black releases the hold and leaps to his feet, staring at the entrance way, screaming obscenities.

 

We hear a THUNK of something being dropped at the announce table.

 

And the crowd ROARS as we see Jesse "The Body" Ventura in the ring behind Black! Dan turns to see what the noise is, and Jesse charges in, clotheslining Black out over the top rope!

 

Jesse beckons a group of medics into the ring to check on JR, as he tries to help his announce partner up.

 

Outside the ring, Dan has a mic once more.

 

Black

Ventura- you bastard- thats it! You're off IZ for a year!

 

Suddenly, the AngleTron flickers into life, and the crowd POPS for the face of Stephen Joseph.

 

Stephen

I'm sorry Dan- seems from your contract you only stipulated WRESTLERS couldn't interfere. Last time I checked, Jesse is an announcer. This is what I'll be doing every week, Dan, watching you, making sure the people get what the best...so you better get used to it.

 

Black throws down his mic and storms away, pushing a cameraman to the ground as he tries to get too close. Without announcers, we simply CUT.

 

COMMERCIALS

Edited September 10, 2003 by LaParkaYourCar

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[We return from commercials to see Jesse Ventura, alone in the broadcast booth, a somber look on his face.]

 

Jesse: Ladies and gentleman, I'm in shock at the actions of our new general manager, Dan Black. I mean, he's taken a complete 180, or maybe this dark side has been with him all along. He's crossed a line, he hurt my broadcast colleague, my best friend, and worst of all, I HAVE TO DO PLAY-BY-PLAY! I CAN'T BE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT! Anyway, here's the rundown for tonight- Black has booked Shootin' Blanks, I mean "Shooter Jay" Darring and Shocker against the team of Puerto Rican Lightning and the NEW OAOAST champion, Calvin Szechstein. In our main event, we've got K-NESS defending the North American title against the REAL Genetic Freak, Bizarro Blurricane. I guess...hey wait a minute. What are you doing back out here?

 

JR (Slowly moving to the table)

Bah gawd...I'm not dead......this show will go on and I'm announcing dammit!! Dan Black will not break me!! Just give me a second to catch my breath.

 

JESSE

Are you sure about this?

 

JR

I'm damn sure.....what do we have next?

 

JESSE

I think an interview with Blurricane.

 

JR

Ladies and gentlemen right now I am going to do a special interview with The Blurricane live via satellite from his home. He is not allowed to be at the arena because he is not an OAOAST wrestler........but I will still get his thoughts.

 

JESSE

Take it easy on him Blurricane.

 

(We cut to the Angletron where Blurricane is sitting in his home, dressed in casual clothes and no mask as the crowd erupts. A “Blurricane” chant rings out from the fans.)

 

JR

Blurricane thank you for taking the time to talk to us.

 

BLURRICANE

Thank you JR. It’s good to be home, in a place where I’m not ordered around.

 

JESSE

You mean to tell me your parents don’t order you around there at home? Or do they just not come down to the basement that often?

 

JR

Jess will you stop? I’m doing this interview. I’m sorry about that Blurricane. What are your plans now?

 

BLURRICANE

Well I plan on getting my contract back.

 

THAT’S NOT HAPPENING!

 

JR

Jesse!! I said stop!

 

JESSE

I didn’t say that!

 

JR

Oh good gawd no!

 

BIZARRO

Number 13 you have no chance in hell of getting that contract back!!

 

(Bizarro walks out from behind the curtain with a mic in hand and faces the Angletron as the crowd boos him loudly.)

 

BLURRICANE

What are you going to do? Avoid me? You can’t avoid me because you want to make me pay remember! I know you want to fight me so what are you afraid of? Aren’t you physically perfect?

 

BIZARRO

I am perfect and I’ve already beat you! You will pay for what you did for Father, but you’re not getting that contract back!

 

BLURRICANE

Well then I guess I’ll just stay here at home. I can find a job and be just fine and you’ll never see me again. (The crowd boos that idea) You will never get your revenge on me that way beeotch! (The fans cheer)

 

BIZARRO (Looking very pissed)

Listen here you idiot! I don’t even know what a beeotch is! However, I am not letting you fool me into giving that contract up!

 

BLURRICANE

Whazzamaddawityou? Father is gone to prison! I’m not talking some white collar prison. I’m talking a federal pound me in the ass prison!! (Blurricane gets up and makes thrusting motions) I know you wanna kill me!

 

BIZARRO

You will not break me!! I’m not listening! (Bizarro plugs his ears as the fans chant “Blurricane”)

 

BLURRICANE

We all know that you didn’t really get so good from genetic experiments! You got that way from shooting roids in your ass!

 

BIZARRO (Now pulling at his hair)

You son of a bitch!! I am a perfect athlete! I have never done steroids!

 

BLURRICANE

Be careful pulling at that hair or it might fall out. You know how hair thins out when you’re on roids!

 

BIZARRO (Almost crying)

You idiot!! I will kill you! You know you can’t beat me!

 

BLURRICANE

Wanna bet?

 

BIZARRO

I know without a doubt that I can beat you!!

 

BLURRICANE

You think you can beat me in any kind of match?

 

BIZARRO

I could beat you in every kind of match you moron!!

 

BLURRICANE

Even a Triple Cage Match!?

 

BIZARRO

Yes!! Didn’t you hear me!?

 

BLURRICANE

So we’re on then?

 

BIZARRO

Yes!! I’ll kill you!

 

BLURRICANE

And the contract will be on the line?

 

BIZARRO

Fine anything! I know I can beat you!!

 

BLURRICANE

Good. I’ll see you at Dirty Deeds then in a Triple Cage Match!

 

BIZARRO

Bring it bitch!

 

(Bizarro walks backstage as we cut back to the announcers’ table where JR and Jesse are shocked)

 

JR

Bah gawd we’re going to have a Triple Cage Match at Dirty Deeds between Blurricane and Bizarro!

 

JESSE

He tricked Bizarro into that match JR! This isn’t right!

 

JR

It seems to me that Bizarro knows what he’s doing. At Dirty Deeds those two men will fight in a three level cage with the contract hanging at the top and I for one can’t wait..........I need some oxygen.....and an ice pack.

 

(Commercial)

Edited September 10, 2003 by LaParkaYourCar

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JR: Now fans, moving right along, tonight we will see a slobberknocker of a tag match as the OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion, Calvin Schzerstein, teams up with IntenseZone's very own, and very hated, Puerto Rican Lightning to take on IZ's premiere Tag Team, Featured Attraction!

 

Jesse: That's right Jim Ross. Two of OaOasT's best will team up in what is defintley a dream match.

 

JR: Shooter Jay Daring and Shocker are an excellent team.

 

Jesse: Not them! I was talking about Calvin and PRL. The World Champ and the Puerto Rican Champ, together, in the same ring, in the same match is a dream come true. I will defintley be rooting for them tonight.

 

JR: Meanwhile, it seems like Puerto Rican Lightning's quest to become the OaOasT North American Champion hasn't ended yet. Our cameras caught a little altercation that took place last week on IntenseZone.

 

Jesse: That little punk K-Ness got in PRL's face again last week! Why must he always do that?

 

JR: Let the fans be the judge of that. Folks, let us take you back to last week's IZ, as some interesting goings on happen backstage.

*The camera takes us to the backstage area where we find Puerto Rican Champion, Puerto Rican Lightning walking through the area. He is dressed in his street attire (Puerto Rican Flag bandana, Puerto Rico Flag basketball jersey, and black baggy pants and black boots), and is holding his Puerto Rican Championship over his left shoulder. The crowd boos PRL the moment he is shown, and the "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" chants begin immediatley. PRL smiles as he finds the person he was looking for.*

 

Puerto Rican Lightning: Calvin! Yo Calvin! Wat up?

 

*The camera reveals that OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion, Calvin Scwzerstien is also backstage. He turns around and greets PRL with a handshake as PRL admires the OaOasT Heavyweight Title belt over Calvin's right shoulder. The crowd boos Calvin heavily and boos even louder since two of the OaOasT's biggest heels are in the same place at the same time.*

 

Puerto Rican Lightning: Hey Calvin, I just want to congradulate on your win last Sunday at AngleSlam 2: Screams of No Reply. You did the OaOasT a big service by dethroning that HACK Zack Malibu. And I just like to say from one champion (points to P.R. Title) to another (points to the OaOasT World Title), that it feels great that the OaOasT finally has a champion I like. YOU are the embodiment of greatness. YOU are the symbol of excellence. YOU are the type of champion the OaOasT SHOULD have. Not HACK Malibu. And I gotta say, you upsetting Zack was as great as me upsetting The Mad Cappa a few months ago! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

 

*The crowd boos what PRL said as Calvin smiles evily. The crowd starts chanting "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" Calvin begins to speak.*

 

Calvin: Thank You, P.R. Thanks for the kind words. It does feel great to have someone on IntenseZone I know I can trust.

 

PRL: Say, since we're on good terms, would it be alright if I like, have a match with you for the OaOasT Heavyweight Championship? Come on. Do it for your friend.

Calvin(thinking it over): Hmmmmmm. Well, tell you what. Since you ask so nicely, and since I respect you as an athelete and a human being, I will gladly defend my belt against you sometime in the future.

 

PRL: Alright. You know I'm gonna hold you on that right?

 

Calvin: Sure. You'll have your shot. Trust me.

 

PRL: Okay. Thanks man, I owe you one. Later.

 

*PRL and Calvin shake hands. Calvin leaves while PRL finds someone else he's been wanting to talk to. PRL runs with an angry look on his face.*

 

Lightning: Hey K-Ness! I want to speak to you! K-Ness!

*The camera shows K-Ness stretching before his match.

 

The crowd pops for the OaOasT North American Champion as PRL meets up K-Ness who has stopped stretching. PRL and K-Ness engage in a staredown.*

 

PRL: K-Ness, may I ask what the hell were you doing interfering in my 10 Minute Open Challenge Sunday at AngleSlam?

 

K-Ness: YOU were the one who said any OaOasT wrestler could be in it. Plus, I wanted to step in before you started your horrendous singing.

 

*The crowd pops for K-Ness' insults. PRL blushes but remains calm.*

 

Jesse: How dare he insult PRL's vocal skills?

 

Puerto Rican: My singing is NOT bad, but that's besides the point. You attack me right after the match. You had no right to do that and what's worst is that The Mad CRAPPA had to stick his nose in my buisness once again! What. Is there some conspiracy against me that you and Mad Cappa are doing. Are you and Mad Cappa working together to bring me down? TELL ME!

 

K-Ness: PRL, you are overreacting. Geez, why you being such a pussy? I can see why Mad Cappa and "Shooter" Jay Darring are able to beat you up all the time and why you need the Lightning Crew to do your dirty work.

 

*The crowd pops once more at K-Ness' comments. Small chants of "K-Ness! K-Ness! K-Ness!" fill the arena as Lightning is fuming. K-Ness goes back to stretching but PRL pulls him back.*

 

Puerto Rican Lightning: You better watch what you say K-SUCK. Many men have talked shit about me and have ended up in the hospital because of it. Look at Mad Cappa. You also have what I want. The North American Championship. So, if I were you, I would be careful what I say because that NA Title won't be around your waist for long. Cherish the time you're champion, because it will soon disappear. And you will be the next to suffer a P.R. Nightmare. Watch out for the lightning strikes. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

*Before P.R. can leave, K-Ness turns him around and throws a left jab at him. PRL responds back with a right and the two are engage in a brawl. The crowd pops for the brawl but it is soon stop when OaOasT referees and officals come in to break it up. The crowd boos as PRL and K-Ness are held back. The Lightning Crew come and hold PRL back while PRL screams "THIS AIN'T OVER K-NESS! WATCH YOUR BACK!!!" The segment ends with PRL and K-Ness still being held back by OaOasT referees and officals.*

 

*Cut back to the annoucer's table with Jim Ross and Jesse "The Body" Ventura.*

 

JR: Some interesting stuff going on backstage.

 

Jesse: It sickens me the way it seems everyone is out to make PRL suffer. First Mad Cappa, then Jay Darring, and now K-Ness. Can't the poor guy have some peace? Does he have a bulls-eye on his back?

 

JR: It does seem that PRL is a marked man on IZ, but that is because of his attitude and his insistence on defending that bogus title.

 

Jesse: IT IS NOT A BOGUS TITLE!

 

JR: Yes it is, Jes.

 

Jesse: K-Ness is going to regret the day he messed with Puerto Rican Lightning.

 

JR: This night is gonna drive me crazy....could someone please get me that ice pack?

Edited September 10, 2003 by LaParkaYourCar

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*The oh-to-familar lightning bolt hits the entrance stage. Smoke and fog fill up the entrance stage as the crowd boos knowing who is coming out. Small chants of "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" can be heard as the AngleTron shows a Puerto Rico flag waving proudly. Pyro goes off from the entrance as the AngleTron shows the words, in big blocky letters, PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING.*

 

JR: Speaking of PRL, look who is coming out right now.

Jesse: The best wrestler in the world today!

JR: I would highly disagree with that Jes.

 

*"Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against The Machine starts up as the crowd booing continues. The crowds booing gets louder as the crowd anticipates the arrival of The Lightning Crew. Then, the booing gets even louder as from the fog comes each and every member of The Lightning Crew. Each member gets boo from Mr. Boricua, who is carrying a tattered book with writing looked to be from a 5-year-old. Vitamin X is out next with his stun-taser that he used on The Mad Cappa. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is next, wearing a green tight t-shirt, and black tight jeans with black heels. And finally, from the fog comes Puerto Rican Lightning, arrogrant and cocky as usual. The booing is the loudest for him, of course, as he proudly displays his Puerto Rican Championship belt. He is wearing his street clothes, the same he wore last week, and leads The Lightning Crew to the ring, doing his Curt Henning gum swat along the way.*

 

Jesse: Once again, PRL is looking great as is Lindsay Gonzalez, who, might I say, is looking more beautiful by the day.

JR: The crowd ain't too happy to have Puerto Rican Lightning here today.

Jesse: Just like every single time he's out here. When will the fans learn that PRL is a great athelete. A great leader. A great human being. These fans should be on their hands and knees and bowing down to the greatness that is Puerto Rican Lightning!

JR: I could go on and on about how wrong you are, but this is only a 2 hour show.

 

*The boos continue as PRL sneers at the crowd. He then enters the ring as the "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" chants continue to shower Lightning. Puerto Rican Lightning gives the belt to Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez who lies down in front of PRL. PRL does the HBK pose as pyro goes off behind him. The crowd pops for the pyro. Puerto Rican grabs back the Puerto Rican Championship and poses with the belt on the top turnbuckle. The crowd boos as usual as garbage is thrown into the ring. PRL poses on the other turnbuckle. He demands for a microphone as "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against The Machine dies down.*

 

Jesse: Now, bear witness to the greatness that is PRL!

 

*Before PRL can speak, "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" is heard throughout the arena. PRL sneers at the fans and cuts in while the chants are still continuing.*

 

Puerto Rican Lightning: Chant "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" are you want, because I am the ONLY one going home with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez!

 

*The crowd boos PRL's comments as PRL kisses Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. Lindsay smiles as "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" starts up once again.*

 

Puerto Rican Lightning: Hey. Chant "P.R. Sucks!" all you want. Because I am the ONLY one that gets to go home to his $20 million mansion!

 

*The crowd boos once more, and some "Asshole!" chants are heard throughout the arena to go along with the "P.R. Sucks!" chants.*

 

Puerto Rican Lightning: And chant "P.R. Sucks!" all you want because I am the ONLY one, the ONLY ONE, going home the Puerto Rican Champion!

 

*The crowd boos some more and as usual, the "P.R. Sucks!" chants continue. PRL raises the belt for the fans to see.*

 

Lightning: I think I have figured out why you people boo me. It's jealousy. That's all it is. Pure, simple jealousy. You pieces of trailer park white trash know you will NEVER have what I have. Face it, you are patheic low-lives who I am better than. So, you boo me because you know no nothing better to do. You chant "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" like it will affect me. Like it scares me. Like I hide in my dressing room going "I can't go out there! Those people will chant "P.R. Sucks!" Instead of being just a little intelligent and chanting "P.R! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!"

 

*The "P.R.! P.R.!" chants morph back into "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" PRL sneers.*

 

Jesse: These fans are morons, Jim Ross.

JR: I think its unfair to speak that way about our fans, Jes.

Jesse: They're rooting for probalby the only guy in the OaOasT worthy of cheers!

JR: Your exagerations amuse me, Jesse.

 

*The chants continue as PRL begins to speak.*

 

PRL: This is exactly what you do. You boo the wrong people. Me and The Lightning Crew. Calvin Scherztein and Totally Endorsed. And who do you people cheer for? That HACK Zack Malibu.

 

*The crowd pops for the mere mention of Zack's name.*

 

PRL: Blurricane.

 

*The crowd pops again for the mere mention of Blurricane's name.*

 

PRL: Shocker

 

*The crowd pops again.*

 

PRL: "Shooter" Jay Darring

 

*Crowd pops.*

 

PRL(pissed off): THE MAD CAPPA!

 

*Big cheers for PRL's nemesis. Some "Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!" chants are heard throughout the arena.*

 

PRL: And K-Ness.

 

*More big cheers for the North American Champion. "K-Ness" chants are also heard.*

 

Puerto Rican: You people root for the wrong wrestlers. The lazy. The lucky. The undeserving. Try to be smart for a change and vote for the strong. The great ones. The deserving ones. Which brings me to one K-Ness. K-Ness, you have what I want. The North American Championship. And seeing as how you are undeserving of that belt since you won it on a fluke. And seeing as how I've been SCREWED out of the NA Title again, and again, and again, and again, I think its time that I got what I deserved and took that NA Title away from you!

 

*The crowd boos. PRL just sneers.*

 

JR: PRL better not be overconfident.

Jesse: PRL isn't overconfident. HE KNOWS HE CAN BEAT K-NESS!

 

Lightning: Now, I'm sure you people are asking yourselves (In a stereotypical southern accent): "Hey, PRL. How come you ain't defendin' your P.R. Title against K-Ness huh-yuk." (Normal voice): Well, Billy-Bob and Mary-Ann, the reason I WON'T defend my Puerto Rican Championship, and haven't in a while is because of a rule in the Puerto Rican Championship Rulebook. According to Rule #101 of the Puerto Rican Championship Rulebook: "The Puerto Rican Champion cannot defend the Puerto Rican Championship the same month of his/her birthday." Since my birthday is in September, then I apoligize, but I am unable to defend the Puerto Rican Championship this month.

 

*The crowd boos PRL's obvious lies. PRL smiles as the "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" chants continue loudly.*

 

JR: What kind of bogus rule is that? PRL is just doing all he can to keep the Puerto Rican Championship!

Jesse: What kind of birthday present should I get PRL?

 

*The boos continue as Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez holds up the book Mr. Boricua was holding on the way to the ring. The book has a brown cover with the words "Puerto Rican Championship Rulebook" written in red letters in script. Inside are pieces of paper burnt and smeared with ketchup and handwriting that looks like it was written by a 5-year-old. Lindsay has the book turned to the page where Rule #101 is listed. Just like the rest, it looks like it was written by a 5-year-old.*

 

PRL: BUT! The good news is that, due to this rule, I am now able to concetrate 100% on becoming Puerto Rican Champion! And that is why I am out here today.

 

JR: Finally!

 

Lightning: K-SUCK. I am asking, nay, DEMANDING that you come out here right now and face me mano-a-mano. I have something I would like to say.

 

JR: Is K-Ness going to come out to face PRL?

Jesse: Not unless he is smart and wants to remain injureless. He's going to deal with the Lightning Crew.

JR: K-Ness has a lot of guts, I'm sure he can take it.

Jesse: No Chance.

 

*Finally, "Trans-Magic" hits causing the crowd to pop. The lights go out as the crowd waits anxiously for the arrival of K-Ness. The crowd pops louder as a blue light shows K-Ness coming through the curtain, towel around his head as usual. He acknowledges the crowd with two fists in the air, then enters the ring, with the North American Title around his waist. He engages in a staredown with PRL then demands a microphone. "Trans-Magic" stops as the crowd begins a "K-Ness!" chant.*

 

JR: This should be good, folks.

 

K-Ness: So, what do you want? You wanted me out here, I'm here. You got something to say say it! I ain't got all day. I DO have to defend MY title later tonight you know. Or are do you want me to hear your awful singing up close?

 

*The crowd pops for K-Ness' wisecrack. PRL sneers at K-Ness as the crowd waits for one of them to speak.*

 

PRL: MY SINGING AIN'T BAD! But that ain't why I'm here. Last week, all I did was let you know what you did at AngleSlam 2 was uncall for. What did you do in response? You attacked me. You attacked me even though it was unprovoked!

 

*PRL starts jumping up and down like a little baby as the crowd pops. PRL cools down and continues with anger in his eyes.*

 

Lightning: Well, I don't take kindly to that kind of action. ESPECIALLY WHEN I DIDN'T PROVOKE IT! YOU have been a thorn on my side since AngleSlam. It's bad enough I have to deal with it with Mad CRAPPA, I don't need some scrawny little weakling who's a fluke champion!

 

*The crowd boos PRL's comments.*

 

JR: Now those comments are uncalled for!

Jesse: PRL is just telling it like it is, Jim Ross.

 

PRL: So, since you so want to interfere in my life, I'll do the same. That is why, tonight, I am challenging you to a match. But, it is not going to be some boring one-on-one match. No, no. I am challenging you......to a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH for the North American Championship at Dirty Deeds!

 

*The crowd pops for PRL's challenge. K-Ness is a little angry but thinks it over. The crowd chants "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!"*

 

JR: Will K-Ness accept?

 

K-Ness: I ACCEPT!

 

*The crowd pops as PRL smiles evily.*

 

JR: Oh boy! This is going to be a slobberknocker! PRL vs. K-Ness. Last Man Standing Match for the North American Championship at Dirty Deeds!

 

K-Ness: Is that all?

PRL: Yes, K-Ness. You may leave.

 

*K-Ness begins to leave, when suddenly, PRL grabs the Puerto Rican Championship and smashes it across the head of K-Ness. The crowd boos as PRL begins to put the boots to K-Ness. He takes off his FUBU Puerto Rico jersey and chokes K-Ness with it.*

 

JR: Now come on, this is uncall for!

Jesse: Hey, K-Ness ask for it!

JR: And how did he do that, Jes?

Jesse: By continuing to be a pain in the ass!

 

*Puerto Rican waits for K-Ness to get up....and delievers the P.R. Nightmare on K-Ness! He beats down some more and then grabs the mic.*

 

PRL: Tick toc. Tick toc. Tick toc. Tick toc. K-Ness, (stands over K-Ness) your time as NA Champ is slipping away. Cherish the time you got left, because, come September 29th, Dirty Deeds, it will all go away. I have been screwed enough times. It will end.You have 3 weeks left as NA Champ. Enjoy it, because once it ends, you will suffer a P.R. Nightmare as I BECOME THE NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

*"Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against The Machine starts up again as the crowd boos. The crowd chants "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" as PRL grabs the North American Championship and raises it along with the Puerto Rican Championship to the boos of the crowd. He throws the NA Title down and leaves the ring along with The Lightning Crew.*

 

JR: That low-life. That miserable piece of crap! He has no business being in the OaOasT!

Jesse: Be careful what you say, Jim Ross. Come September 29th, PRL might become the North American Champion!

JR: Let's hope not.

Jesse: Just watch!

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JESSE

JR I think you should take a break. You don't look so good. I'll handle this match myself.

 

JR

Okay, but I'll be back.

 

RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a tag team match.

 

[Cue: "Get on Top" by Red Hot Chili Peppers]

 

RA:

Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 421 pounds, the team of Shocker and "Shooter" Jay Darring, FEATURED ATTRACTION!

 

[Jay and Shocker make their way down to the ring. Shocker is strutting around ringside slapping hands with the fans, but Jay has an odd look on his face and simply enters the ring.]

 

Jesse: The former tag team champions have a task tonight I don't think they can overcome. The NEW World Champion and the GREATEST Puerto Rican champion in OAOAST history are about to make their way to the ring!

 

[Cue "Grand Champ" by DMX]

 

RING ANNOUNCER:

And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 399 pounds, the OAOAST Puerto Rican Champion, Puerto Rican Lightning, and the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, CALVIN SZECHSTEIN!

 

Jesse: The champ getting a sneak preview at the song that's gonna burn up the charts next week thanks to his NEWEST sponsor, Sam Goody! And boy does it ever fit!

 

Puerto Rican Lightning and Calvin Szechstein, gold gleaming from their shoulders, step out from the entranceway...

 

WAIT A SECOND, JAY MAKES A MAD CHARGE AT PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING AND TACKLES HIM! Shocker follows suit and starts wailing away on Calvin!

 

Jesse: Absolutely no love lost between "Shooter" Jay Darring and Puerto Rican Lightning. I notice Lauren's not out tonight- a shame, I figured she's want another dose of PRL's Latino Heat!

 

Jay roughly drags PRL back to the ring by the hair, and RAMS HIM INTO THE POLE! PRL is dazed, and Jay flings him back into the ring. Irish whip into the corner- Jay charges and connects with a big flying forearm! He mounts the turnbuckles and starts punching away! The crowd chants along...

 

1!

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10!

 

PRL drops face-first to the canvas after that brutal assault, but Jay isn't done...he picks him up, hooks him for a suplex, pumps twice- SPIKES HIM RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!

 

Jesse: He tried to kill him with that brainbuster! There's a cover!

 

1!

 

2!

 

KICKOUT!

 

Jesse: Ha ha, it'll take more than that to beat the Puerto Rican champion! He's come oh so close to winning the North American title, and I have a feeling he'll finally get double gold at Dirty Deeds!

 

Jay tags out to Shocker, who quickly pounces on the recovering PRL and BLASTS him with a discus clothesline! He jumps over his fallen body...STANDING MOONSAULT!

 

1!

 

 

2!

 

 

KICKOUT!

 

Jesse: PRL may be the manliest of men, but he better tag the World champ in ASAP or this could end early!

 

Shocker: "Come On!" Shocker claps his hands, encouraging the crowd to get behind him. He hits the ropes....

 

 

ONLY TO GET THEM PULLED DOWN BY CALVIN! SHOCKER CRASHES WITH A HARD THUD TO THE OUTSIDE!

 

Jesse: That's why he's a champion for a new era, always thinking, unlike that moron Malibu.

 

Calvin quickly takes advantage of the situation. He picks up the stunned Shocker, hooks his head- DDT ON THE FLOOR!

 

Jesse: Hey, it's legal.

 

PRL is getting up as Shocker is thrown back into the ring by Calvin. He NAILS Shocker with a clothesline, he picks him up again...irish whip, leapfrog, Calvin trips Shocker!

 

Jesse: Still legal.

 

Shocker lands right on his face, gets up to one knee- SHINING WIZARD BY PRL!

 

Jesse: Picture perfect display of athleticism by the Puerto Rican champion.

 

PRL: "It's over!" He picks up the dazed Shocker, grabs a waistlock- BAM! German suplex! BAM! Another one! BAM! He completes the rolling german trifecta! He hangs onto the bridge!

 

 

1!

 

 

2!

 

 

SHOULDER UP!

 

Jesse: That had to be "on instinct" as JR would say.

 

PRL tags out to Calvin, to LOUD boos! Chants of "SELLOUT! SELLOUT!" greet the new champion, and he flips off the crowd!

 

Jesse: What a sign of disrespect from these scummy fans! Finally they have a champion they should be proud of! What ignorance.

 

PRL holds the woozy Shocker up- HARD slap to the face by the champ! PRL leaves the ring as Calvin tucks Shockers head between his legs- he lifts him up vertically- SPIKES him on his head with a piledriver!

 

Jesse: He calls that the Triple P- Pepsi Plunge Piledriver!

 

Cover!

 

 

1!

 

 

2!

 

 

KICKOUT!

 

Jesse: Damn, time for Calvin to break out the big guns.

 

Calvin is apparently thinking the same thing, because he heads to the top rope! He poses on the top rope- Shocker is still down- FREDDY VS. JASON FROG SPLASH!

 

 

 

IT HITS! COVER!

 

 

1!

 

 

 

2!

 

 

 

2.99999!

 

 

Jesse: Come on Calvin! Finish him off!

 

Calvin: "It's over!" He heads to the top rope again. Shocker is prone, Calvin makes a throat-cutting gesture. THE FUBU 450 SPLASH!

 

 

 

MISSES!

 

Calvin shoots up to his feet clutching his chest, and Shocker is slowly getting to his feet. Calvin charges, tries a clothesline, ducked by Shocker. STANDING ENZIGUIRI CRACKS CALVIN IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!

 

Jesse: What a lucky shot by Shocker! Both men are down!

 

The referee puts on the count...

 

1

 

 

2

 

 

3

 

They're crawling towards the corner

 

 

 

4

 

 

5

 

 

 

6

 

Almost there....

 

7

 

 

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THERE'S THE TAG!

 

Jesse: Uh oh, it's pier six time.

 

PRL is in, Jay is in! ROARING ELBOW TO PRL! He's gets back to his feet- LEG LARIAT DROPS PRL AGAIN! Jay, "Get up you piece of shit!" PRL gets back up, tries a spinkick, ducked- STIFF~! Superkick! Cover!

 

 

1!

 

 

 

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Calvin makes the save!

 

 

Jesse: Calvin is a tag team veteran, he knows how to take care of business in these matches!

 

Calvin and Jay face off for the first time, and the crowd is on their feet! Both men start firing punches off at each other, Calvin grabs a headlock, Jay throws him off into the ropes, Calvin drops him with a shoulderblock, he hits the ropes again, Jay ducks down, Calvin bounces off one more time- boot to the gut by Jay! He grabs a double-underhook- he's got him up!

 

Jesse: Uh-oh, Colt 45 time!

 

NO! PRL clips the knee and Calvin crashes down on top of him!

 

 

1!

 

 

2!

 

 

SHOCKER SAVES!

 

 

Jesse: What a brilliant move by PRL! He's not only a tough manly man, he's smart too!

 

Shocker tries to grab PRL- no! Kick to the groin! Shocker doubles over in pain! PRL launches Shocker to the outside!

 

Jesse: Now it's over, time for some two-on-one action!

 

As Jesse speaks those words, K-NESS comes sprinting down to the ring! He takes the Puerto Rican title from the announce table! PRL sees it, and stops to scream at K-NESS! K-NESS hops on the apron, Shocker tries to take the PR title away from him-HE DOES!

 

BUT HE WHIPS AROUND AND HITS CALVIN IN THE FACE BY ACCIDENT!

 

Jesse: Oh no way! Disaster has struck! The champ's pretty face has been damaged!

 

PRL is stunned, and Calvin is out! Jay takes advantage of the distraction and kicks PRL in the gut! Double-underhook, he's got PRL hanging-upside down- TIGER DRIVER '91! HIS NECK JUST WENT CRUNCH!

 

Jesse: He's trying to break his neck! He really is trying to end PRL's career!

 

PRL is down and folded in half, Calvin is still down, Jay picks him up, he's got him in a Fireman's carry.

 

Jesse: Oh no...

 

 

KT DRILLER! KT DRILL HITS! COVER ON CALVIN!

 

1!

 

 

 

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3!!!!!!

 

RA: Your winners of the match- FEATURED ATTRACTION!

 

Jesse: Dammit, dammit! Jay gets a cheap victory on the World Champion! He's going to ask for a title shot now, which means I have to see him on TV EVEN MORE! NOOOO!!!!! Why me? WHY ME?

 

Featured Attraction are celebrating in the ring, raising their arms in victory for the appreciative crowd. Jay stands over Calvin.

 

Jay: "Calvin, get ready for the Harsh Reality that I'm coming for that pretty little belt. DEAL WITH IT!"

 

We fade out as "Get on Top" rocks the arena, and the crowd cheers like crazy!

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The show returns as "Let Me Clear My Throat" by DJ Kool is already playing as The Mad Cappa has a mic in his hand as he is sitting down with the crowd!

The Mad Cappa: Hey everybody, welcome back! And now, the debut of DA' STREET CORNER!

(The crowd cheers as Da' Street Corner intro screen plays on! They return as Cappa walks through the crowd!)

Jesse: What in the hell is Cappa up to now? He shouldn't have shown up after not winning the Revolution Cup for IZ!

JR: Well, he did have a hell of a match against The Dark One!

Jesse: So? He didn't win it at the end and that was all that counted!

Cappa: Yo yo yo! What up everybody! You all would be wondering what I'm doing out here instead of the ring!

Jesse: YEAH!

Cappa: As ya'll know, I love each and every one of you all!

(The crowd cheers madly!)

Jesse: What a suck up to the crowd!

JR: Shut up Jesse!

Cappa: Also, I love being on this show and that was why it was painful during those months I was gone! Well, I'm here to stay and hang with all you people!

(The crowd is cheering!)

Cappa: The doctors told me that I wouldn't be able to wrestle again after the terrible beatdown! (Boos from the crowd!) I was stubborn however, and I was determined to come back! However, I came back from the beatdown I had from the hands of the Lightning Crew (major BOOS and "PRL sucks" chants!) a little TOO early! Not to top it off, I had very intense matches with Jailbait (crowd boos), Bizarro ("Blurricane" chants pop up!), and last but not least, the Revolution Cup champion from Helddown, Axel.

Jesse: He shouldn't have come back at all JR!

JR: But he did and he showed enormous amount of courage to bounce back from that beatdown!

Cappa: Well, I didn't exactly heal enough to continue for a while. So for now, I'm going to recover. But since I love this show and everyone of you all, I now have my own show here! Instead of having a "set", I'm doing it with the people!

(The people are cheering!)

Cappa: (Asking a hot looking asian female) Who is your favorite superstar ma'am?

Asian Female: Um (*giggle*), Mad Cappa!

Cappa: Excellent! (*Wink*) (Goes over to ask a male fan with an OAOAST t-shirt on) Sir, who is your favorite?

OAOAST fan: (yelling) MAD CAPPA!

Cappa: That's always good to hear!

Jesse: JR, he is brainwashing the people to like him!

JR: Maybe it's because the people actually love him!

Cappa: (Goes over to a little boy) Hey buddy, who is your favorite?

Little Boy: Wad Cabba! (The females and some males go "awwww!")

Cappa: Aaawwww, ain't that cute!

Jesse: He's tricked that little boy JR! That ain't right!

JR: Oh won't you just shut up?!

Cappa: Also, I have a treat to show you all! I have dug this out of the archives to remind everybody what I used to be before my injuries, back when I still had a shot of being a somebody! From now on, I will show a "From the Archives" segment as part of Da Street Corner! So here we go! (Crowd cheers!)

(A film reel plays up on the screen with a "From the Archives" graphic over it. A black screen plays up with the words "May 12, 2003 Intense Zone")

We're back once again with Mr. Boricua's Birthday Bash. All the presents have been unwrapped and there are paper and drinks lying around. The crowd boos the moment PRL is shown. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is shown putting her head on Lightning's shoulder. Lightning smiles as he looks at her then the Puerto Rican Championship. Chants of "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!"

Puerto Rican Lightning: Ah. Like I said, I feel great. I got my girl, my bodyguard, and most important, my belt with me. The Mad CRAPPA is nowhere to be found and we are celebrating Mr. Boricua's birthday. Yes, there is nothing that can possibly go wrong now.

PRL smiles...but his smile quickly turns into worry as he looks at the T.V. screen. The camera shows the parking lot and centers on Mr. Boricua's corvette.

Jesse: What the hell is going on?

JR: The WarZone concept is making for a hell of a show, no one knows what could happen next!

The camera zooms in to a certain area of the lot as loud honks are heard! The Mad Cappa shows up from the darkness as he is guiding something!

JR: It's Mad Cappa!

Jesse: No! What the hell is he doing here? He's already had a match! He should just go take a shower now and go back to the hotel! HE SHOULD NOT BE HERE NOW!

*HONK HONK*

A huge cement truck shows up! The truck accidentally runs over some lights in the process! The crowd cheers madly as the camera cuts back to Puerto Rican Lightning, who is shocked.

JR: This probalby won't end up good for Puerto Rican Lightning!

Jesse: You damn right it won't! Cappa's mission in life is to make Lightning's life a living hell! How dare Cappa do this!

Cappa directs the truck to Mr. Boricua's black corvette. Cappa takes his trusty bat and smashes one of the windows!

Jesse: That car cost millions of dollars! Cappa is just destroying it in seconds!

JR: And the fans are loving every minute of it!

The crowd cheers wildly. The cement truck driver comes out and directs the pourer through the windows at Cappa's command!

Puerto Rican Lightning, Mr. Boricua, and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez are all shown pleading for the cement truck not to do what they think it is going to do.

PRL: NOOOO!!!!

Cement is now coming out of the truck and into the car! The crowd is going wild.

JR: CEMENT! CEMENT! CEMENT!

Jesse: You always wonder how low PRL will go? How can you justify what Cappa is doing right now?!!

So much cement is poured in that all the other windows shatter as the cement overflows! Cappa is laughing loudly!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Happy Birthday, Mr. Boricua! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Jesse: Mr. Boricua must be heartbroken! His best gift is gone! All gone! Cappa should be ashamed of himself! That no good street punk! He should be ashamed of himself!

The cement truck driver stops the flow and drives away as Cappa walks away in glee! Some production members then walk over as they gasp in the awe of the destroyed car!

The camera cuts to PRL, Mr. Boricua, and Lindsay. They are simply stunned. PRL is furious. He leaves the dressing room as Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez comforts Mr. Boricua who is crying.

JR: BAW GAWD, business is about to pick up!

Jesse: Puerto Rican is looking for some payback.

(A black screen plays up with a "later that night...." graphic on it.)

The kitchen door swings open as The Mad Cappa and Puerto Rican Lightning are trading blows! All of the chefs in the kitchen run away in shock! They crash over to the stove area!

JR: It is utter chaos here, Jess.

Jesse: And I am loving every minute of it! HAHAHA!

JR: Mad Cappa smashes Lightning’s face on the stove top! Lightning elbows Cappa on the gut as Cappa steps back!

Lightning grabs a hot pan from the stove and swings at Cappa, but Cappa ducks and charges Lightning to the stove! A pot of boiling water gets knocked over both Cappa and Lightning!

JR: OH MY! THE MAD CAPPA AND PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING HAVE PROBALBY BEEN BURNED BY THAT STEAMING HOT WATER!!!

They are both screaming in pain! “AAAAAGGGGHHHH!” Cappa takes a couple of steps back as Lightning grabs an another pot and throws it at Cappa! Cappa gets hit! Cappa charges at Lightning as Lightning opens up the oven door! Lightning steps out of the way as Cappa spears right into the oven!

JR: Puerto Rican Lightning grabbing a broom and breaks it on Cappa’s back!

Cappa gets out and smacks Lightning with a pin! Cappa grabs Lightning, smashes Lightning’s face on the oven door that is still open, and places his hand near the edge as Cappa slams it shut! However, Lightning snatches his hand away at the nick of time!

Jesse: Great move by Lightning. His intelligence really plays a part here. He must outsmart Mad Cappa at every turn!

The Mad Cappa grabs a cookie sheet and smacks it over Lightning’s back! Lightning leans forward as he knocks open the fridgerator! Lightning grabs a bottle of ketchup. Lightning takes an egg and cracks it open near Cappa’s eyes! Cappa goes down and takes a jar of mayonnaise. He breaks it open over Lightning’s head!

JR: And Lightning goes down!

Cappa kicks down at Lightning a couple of times. Cappa goes to get a beer. He open it, takes a couple of chugs, and slams it near Lightning! Lightning rolls away and grabs a bag of flour. Lightning gets back and smacks the bag at Cappa as lots of flour fly everywhere and on Cappa and Lightning!

JR: BAW GAWD! Things are a mess back there!

Jesse: I hate to be the guy who cleans this up.

JR: They probalby will continue fightning until one of them is not breathing!

Lightning uses the cloud of flour as a chance to run away! As soon as the flour settles, Cappa runs out after Lightning. Cappa opens an another door as an another cameraman is on the other side. They are all in the cafeteria now!

JR: And we now head into the cafertia now!

Jesse: P.R. hyping "School's Out" this way.

JR: Cappa grabbing hold of Lightning and glides him on the table through all the items!

Lots of plates and glasses shatter and lots of food gets thrown off!

JR: Cappa gets up on the table and goes for a legdrop, but Lightning tosses some hot coffee at Cappa’s face!

Jesse: HA!

Cappa clutches his face in agony! They both get off the table as Lightning throws a bag of chips! Cappa grabs a big bag of popcorn and smacks it over Lightning’s back! Lightning sells it like he was hit by a chair! Cappa slams some ice cubes near Lightning. Cappa grabs Lightning, smacks his head on the table, and sets him up on the table. Cappa gets up and does a CAPPABOMB through the table! The table breaks big time!

JR: CAPPABOMB! CAPPABOMB! CAPPABOMB!

Lightning however also smacks Cappa’s head with a glass bowl during the CAPPABOMB! Cappa also goes down! Lightning slowly crawls away, then gets up to run away as Cappa slowly gets up. Cappa then runs out after Lightning! The camera loses feed as Lightning darts out of the door!

Jesse: No! Not now!

 

JR: Wait. We are now following them.

 

Jesse: They better JR! I am loving this all!

 

A cameraman runs to the streets as The Mad Cappa and Puerto Rican Lightning are slugging away at a bus stop! They are giving each other stiff punches!

 

JR: Cappa Irish whips Lightning onto a soda vending machine!

 

Lightning hits the machine so hard that a soda pops out! Cappa opens it up and starts drinking it. He immediately spits it out at Lightning’s eyes! He yells out, “YUCK! DIET”! He smacks the can at Lightning’s face!

 

JR: What a sign of disrespect from Cappa!

 

Jesse: Didn't his parents teach him any manners?!

 

Cappa takes out a cigarette, lights it up, takes a couple of puffs, and proceeds to burn a mark on Lightning’s face! Lightning goes to clutch his face!

 

Jesse: The Mad Cappa is defintley NOT a role model for children unlike Puerto Rican Lightning!

 

JR: Cappa trying to rip out a STOP sign and smacks it over Lightning’s back! Cappa now taking Lightning over to a phone booth.

 

The phone rings. Cappa answers it, “Hey. You want to speak to a loser? Well, here he is!” He wraps the phone cord around Lightning’s neck!

 

JR: Some harsh words from The Mad Cappa! He deserves his shot at the Puerto Rican Championship!

 

He chokes Lightning for a couple of seconds as Lightning low blows Cappa and slams his head on a newspaper stand! Lightning sees a baby about to have a lollipop. So he goes over to steal the candy from the baby! The baby starts crying!

 

JR: What a role model, Puerto Rican is!

 

The mom complains and takes out the pepper spray! Lightning knocks over the mother and takes the pepper spray! He then goes over to spray at Cappa’s face!

 

JR: That no good--

 

Jesse: Easy, JR!

 

JR: Cappa cowers his face as he screams, “AAAAAGGGGHHHH”! Cappa is in serious pain. Cappa is woozy and...

 

OH MY! GOODNESS GRACIOUS! PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING HAS JUST SUPERKICKED THE MAD CAPPA THROUGH THAT PLATE GLASS WINDOW!!!

 

Lightning gets up and runs to the actual street! Cappa catches up slowly behind him as they are slugging away in the street! Lots of cars stop as they honk for them to move out of the way!

 

Lightning grabs Cappa and smacks his head on the car’s hood! Lightning then opens the driver’s door and tries to carjack the car ala Grand Theft Auto!

 

JR: Puerto Rican Lightning should be arrested!

 

However, the driver puts up a fight and punches him in the gut as the driver yells out, “PUNK ASS BITCH”! The driver speeds away! Cappa grabs Lightning and walks over to the other side of the street as they disappear into the woods!

 

(They return to the regular show as Cappa is in another part of the crowd! The crowd gives "CAP-PA" chants!)

Jesse: Cappa trying to re live the past, it ain't going to work! That is just pathetic!

 

JR: Well, he did get more respect for going after PRL!

 

Jesse: That ain't fair! He's the best the OAOAST has right now, besides our World Heavyweight champion Calvin Szechstein!

 

Cappa: Now you see, that was the shit! In case these people forgot, it's Warzone rules bay-bee! Also, PRL and those damn lightning crew pussies will pay for trying to eridicate me! Coming up with "Mad Cappa crusher" moves, OOOH how orginial! Ugh! Also, one last thing, Calvin Schizers or whatever in the hell your last name is, you are the OAOAST World champion, and that means I will be gunning for you! Just don't ask! Just accept it!

 

(Cappa runs all around the crowd to celebrate as "Let Me Clear my Throat" by DJ Kool plays up! The crowd gives him some cigarettes to smoke and some beer to drink!)

 

Jesse: Some role model he is! Showing these kids these bad habits! Cappa should just go away! He takes up space!

 

JR: Well, he is for the people, unlike someone I know of!

 

Jesse: What are you thinking?!

 

JR: Nevermind, let's go to commercial break!

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::The lights in the arena go out and 'Cochise' by Audioslave starts up over the sound system igniting the crowd into a complete round of boos.

 

A strobe light appears on the ramp as Caboose merely walks out instead of his usual more dramatic rafter entrance.

 

JR: What the hell is Caboose doing out here? He is now solely a HeldDown competetitor!

 

Jesse: Your saying this show doesn't need a star?! Because the ratings will tell you otherwise!

 

JR: I'm happy to have the big OAOAST stars on IntenseZone, but Caboose was allowed on IZ only before his match with Stephen Jospeh. Now that Joseph is retired, Caboose has to go back to HeldDown!

 

Jesse: Well lets hear what Caboose has to say before we go spouting our mouths off.

 

Caboose steps into the ring and goes to step onto the second rope, but instead steps back off and gives the finger to the crowd earning him more heat from the crowd.

 

JR: Thats not quite the reaction we are used to hearing for Caboose.

 

Jesse: I'm sure Caboose doesn't give two shits what this crowd think of him.

 

JR: That maybe true, but Caboose has earnt the fans hatred.

 

Jesse: Caboose has earnt the respect of me, and that matters more.

 

JR: Whatever Jesse...

 

Caboose calls for a mic and snatches it out of the hand of the ringside crewmember and goes straight into a tirade...

Caboose: I finally know how things work around here. I retire that sonofabitch fair and square...

 

(Crowd boos heavily with one or two cheers from the anti-Popick members of the crowd)

 

Caboose: ...And he gets a payrise, a cushy office job and cheers from you ingrate fans.

 

(Big time boos)

 

Caboose: Me? You ask? What do I get? I get 15,000 dumb inbred redneck bastards booing every step I take! What part of that makes sense? None of it, I'll tell you that much for free.

 

JR: Caboose seems a lttle bitter...

 

Jesse: With good cause Ross.

 

Caboose: Well fuck you too! You no good useless pieces of shit!

 

(Crowd erupts in boos and heckles)

 

JR: OH MY! I apologise for Caboose's language.

 

Caboose: Remember when Joseph was trying to kill your beloved Zack Malibu. Who saved the day? ME! Yet now, when I get rid of him, you guys hate me for it. Well so be it. Not that I gave a crap about you pricks in the first place, but from now on, I'm going to do exactly what you dont want to see.

 

(Crowd Boos)

 

JR: What does he mean by that?!

 

Jesse: Exactly what he said...

 

Caboose: You guys want me to go back stage and kick Clavin Schnitzel's ass for the strap?!

 

(Crowd cheers)

 

Caboose: Well I won't. Calvin is a good man. He's got my endorsement.

 

(Crowd boos)

 

Caboose: Like I said, I finally know how it works. You act like a jackass and you get what you want. Well lets see if I can act like Caboose and get what I want.

 

(Crowd boos more)

 

Caboose: From now on its about me, and me only. Every half-witted superstar in the back is on notice. Sooner or later, and you better hope its sooner, I'm going to come for each of you. When its all said and done, when all the dust has settled and all the smoke has cleared, I'll be standing here, and all you punk bitches will go the same way as Popick. Retired. Not because I've forced you to. But out of fear of me.

 

(Crowd starts to throw litter)

 

Caboose: And hey Popick, I retired you once, I can retire you from another job too. Don't fuck with me now your all corporate. Or next time I'll make sure you can't get another job. Not even cutting the grass at your local retard centre, where you, Peter and Tony play backgammon on the weekends.

 

(Crowd completely rounds on Caboose and chants ASSHOLE!)

 

Caboose: Fuck you all, I'm out of here.

 

Caboose drops the mic and walks straight up the ramp without reacting to anything as the crowd throw litter and boo him literally out of the building.

 

JR: Caboose is outright disgusting. What has come over him lately.

 

Jesse: He finally figured out how things work I guess.

 

JR: What does he mean by that?

 

Jesse: Are you going to retire like Popick, Ross? I hope so.

Fade...::

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JESSE

How are you feeling there JR?

 

JR

A lot better now. I think I'm fully recovered and ready to call our main event.

 

JESSE

Okay

 

JR

Well fans it’s time for the North American Title Match. Bizarro somehow managed to weasel his way into a title shot tonight.

 

JESSE

Weasel his way in?? He deserves it JR!

 

JR

We’ll see if he deserves it or not.

 

RING ANNOUNCER

This match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the North American Championship!

 

CUE: Blackened

 

RING ANNOUNCER

Coming to the ring…weighing in at 190 pounds…from Parts Unknown…BIZARRO BLURRICANE!!!!

 

(Bizarro slowly rises from the stage as the music builds. A spotlight shines on him as the fans boo loudly. Bizarro walks to the ring still looking pissed from earlier, but he also looks focused as he steps into the ring and flips off the fans. He then poses in the corner as his music dies out.)

 

CUE: Trans-magic

 

RING ANNOUNCER

Coming to the ring…weighing in at 221 pounds…from Samar, Philippines…K-NESS!!!!

 

(A blue light follows K-Ness as he walks to the ring with his towel around his neck. K-Ness looks focused, but he is quickly cut off by Bizarro who has exited the ring and begins punching K-Ness)

 

JR

What the hell is he doing? Get it in the....the....

 

JESSE

The ring? Are you sure you're okay JR?

 

Bizarro dazes K-Ness with a hard right hand to the head. He then grabs K-Ness’ towel and begins choking him with it, which draws the ref outside. The ref comes over and yells at Bizarro to stop choking or he’ll throw the match out. Bizarro lets go of the choke and rolls K-Ness into the ring before scaling the turnbuckles and waiting for him to stand.

 

*DING DING DING*

 

K-Ness stands and Bizarro comes off with a Missile Dropkick, but K-Ness swats him away, causing him to hit the mat hard. K-Ness pulls him up quickly and goes for a High Angle Exploder, but Bizarro elbows his way out. He then hits the ropes and comes back with a hard Clothesline to K-Ness that takes him off his feet. Cover.

 

One…No!!!

 

JR

It’s going to take a lot more than that to take out the NA champ!

 

JESSE

Well yeah JR the match just started.

 

Both men reach their feet and lock up. Bizarro shoves K-Ness into the corner as the ref asks for a clean break, but Bizarro drives a knee into K-Ness’ gut and whips him to the opposite corner where he immediately plants another knee to the gut. Bizarro then pulls him out and into his arms where he hits a Gut Buster. Cover.

 

One…Two..No!!

 

Bizarro pulls him back to his feet, kicks him in the gut, and goes for a DDT, but K-Ness grabs him around the waist, lifts him up, and brings him down into an Inverted Atomic Drop! Bizarro is dazed by the sudden blow to his nether region as K-Ness grabs an Arm Wringer and elbows Bizarro’s arm. K-Ness then wrenches back on the Arm Wringer before dropping down quickly and tossing Bizarro across the ring with an Armdrag! The crowd politely applauds the move as Bizarro stands back up and shakes his arm out.

 

JR

K-Ness obviously has the experience factor in his favor here.

 

JESSE

Are you just listing off every cliche you know?

 

JR

My mind isn't in the right place after my match...I'm sorry.

 

Bizarro and K-Ness lock up in the middle of the ring and Bizarro gets an Arm Wringer of his own. K-Ness flips around until the hold is loosened and then reverses into a Hammerlock before tripping Bizarro up and driving him to the mat. K-Ness presses his feet against the mat and leans all his weight into the Hammerlock causing Bizarro to yell out in pain. The fans start up a “LET’S GO K-NESS” chant as he continues putting his weight into it. Bizarro reaches for the ropes, but K-Ness hooks Bizarro’s other arm and pulls him into a standing position. He now has Bizarro’s arms double chicken winged and prepares for the Release Tiger Suplex ’85, but Bizarro shakes his head no as the crowd says yes! He then kicks his feet up and pushes off the ropes sending K-Ness crashing to the mat with Bizarro landing on top of him. Bizarro turns over and hooks the leg.

 

One…Two…No!!!

 

Bizarro quickly bounces off the ropes and goes for a Senton Splash, but no one is home! K-Ness pulls him to his feet, whips him to the ropes, and goes for a Western Lariat, but Bizarro ducks. Bizarro comes bouncing back and quickly hits a Bulldog on K-Ness. Bizarro then hits the ropes again and hits an Elbow Drop to the gut of K-Ness. Cover.

 

One…Two…No!!

 

JR

Bizarro is trying to just drive the air out of K-Ness.

 

JESSE

You see there are so many ways that Bizarro can beat you!

 

Bizarro pulls him to his feet and drives his shoulder into K-Ness’ gut, pinning him into the corner. He then hits two more shoulder thrusts before taking off for the opposite corner. Bizarro then comes running in and hits a Spear to K-Ness’ midsection! He then pulls him out to the middle of the ring and locks in an Abdominal Stretch!

 

JR

The Abdominal Stretch! This move was created by…

 

JESSE

Yeah we know! It was created by Wilber Snidely in 1904! Who cares!?

 

Bizarro begins to pound on K-Ness while he holds him in the stretch. You can hear the smack as he nails K-Ness over and over on his side and gut. The ref asks if K-Ness wants to quit, but K-Ness says now. Bizarro then reaches back and pulls on the top rope for leverage, but the ref cannot see it because he’s focusing on K-Ness. The fans boo and try to get the ref’s attention, but he just ignores them. Once Bizarro sees that the ref is about to look up he lets go of the top rope, but the ref notices the shaking ropes and questions him. Bizarro of course says no, but the fans shout yes!

 

JR

Bah gawd he’s using the top rope for leverage!!

 

JESSE

Wow you're more alert than ever. You should always have a match....what am I saying??

 

The ref goes back to asking K-Ness if he wants to quit, which allows Bizarro to reach back and grab the top rope again. This time the ref looks up and catches him. The ref yells at Bizarro to let go, but Bizarro just pulls back harder to spite him. The ref then goes to kick Bizarro’s arm, but Bizarro lets go at the last second and the ref misses. So Bizarro puts his hand back on the top rope for one last pull before shoving K-Ness to the mat. The ref is yelling at Bizarro to stop or he’ll disqualify him, but Bizarro doesn’t pay attention. He then pulls K-Ness to his feet and backs him into the corner again. This time Bizarro gets a running start and hits a Low Dropkick to his gut. K-Ness stumbles out of the corner and falls face down. Bizarro then rolls him over and covers.

 

One…Two…No!!

 

Bizarro pulls him back to his feet and grabs him for a Vertical Suplex, but Bizarro drops him stomach first across the top rope instead of to the mat. He holds on and lifts him up again only to drop him one more time onto the rope. He then takes off across the ring and goes to Spear him off the apron, but K-Ness moves at the last second and Bizarro goes flying out of the ring and hits hard on the outside mat! The crowd cheers as K-Ness drops down and slowly picks Bizarro up. K-Ness is showing signs of pain as he whips Bizarro towards the steps and Bizarro hits hard. K-Ness then rolls Bizarro into the ring and climbs to the top. K-Ness measures the distance and leaps off for a Top Rope Kneedrop and connects!

 

One…Two…Three..No!!!

 

K-Ness looks shocked after Bizarro narrowly kicks out of the pin, but the ref assures him it was two. K-Ness then picks Bizarro up and hits a Backdrop Suplex, which he continues for Rolling Backdrop Suplexes, but after the second one Bizarro rakes K-Ness’ eyes to break the move. Bizarro drops down to one knee out of fatigue as K-Ness tries to regain clear sight. K-Ness sees Bizarro kneeling and comes running in, but Bizarro leaps to his feet and Clotheslines him out of his boots!

 

JR

Good gawd Bizarro caught him coming in!!

 

JESSE

Was he playing possum? Brilliant!!

 

Both men lie on the mat trying to regain their strength as the ref starts a 10 count. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…Bizarro starts to pull himself up using the ropes…8…9…Bizarro goes to grab K-Ness, but gets rolled up!

 

One…Two…Thre..No!!

 

Bizarro becomes frustrated and goes to kick him in the head, but K-Ness catches his foot and stands up. K-Ness then hits a quick Dragon Screw and immediately goes for a Sharpshooter! Bizarro frantically makes it to the ropes before he can lock the move in and the ref calls for a break. K-Ness decides to not let go of his legs and instead he pulls him out from the ropes as Bizarro holds on for dear life. With one hard tug, Bizarro is yanked from the ropes and hits the mat hard on the back of his head!

 

JESSE

That’s not fair!! He should have broken the hold!

 

JR

Why don’t you get in there and tell the ref or K-Ness it’s not fair?

 

JESSE

What do you think I’m stupid?

 

K-Ness pulls Bizarro to his feet and goes for the Release Tiger Suplex ’85 again. The fans are on their feet as the wait for K-Ness’ brutal finisher, but Bizarro uses his leg strength to shove K-Ness back into the corner a few times, breaking the hold. Bizarro, noticing that the ref won’t be able to see through him, kicks back slightly and hits a low blow on K-Ness. The fans boo as loud as they can and try to point it out to the ref, but Bizarro is keeping K-Ness from falling over in the corner.

 

JR

Now that’s not fair!! Come on ref couldn’t you see that?

 

Bizarro then picks K-Ness up and sits him on the top turnbuckle. The fans buzz in anticipation for what’s coming next as Bizarro shoves him back a little and sits on the top turnbuckle in front of him. He then puts K-Ness on his shoulder and readies to toss him forward.

 

JR

Bah gawd this is shades of Dean Malenko!!

 

JESSE

Oh no he’s not going to try a top rope gut buster is he??

 

Bizarro stands up on the second turnbuckle and lifts K-Ness slightly, but suddenly K-Ness comes to life and spins off Bizarro’s back, catching him by the head and hitting a DDT!!

 

JR

Bah gawd!!! Bah gawd!! K-Ness just reversed it into a DDT!!

 

JESSE

Holy Sh*t!!!

 

K-Ness slowly makes the cover as the fans are on their feet cheering the move.

 

One…Two…Three..No!!! K-Ness was pulled out of the ring by…PRL!!!

 

JR

What the hell is going on here!?

 

PRL pulled K-Ness off Bizarro at the last second and is stomping him outside. The ref sees this and calls for the bell.

 

*DING DING DING*

 

RING ANNOUNCER

Here's your winner by way of Disqualification.......K-NESS!!!!

 

PRL picks K-Ness up and tries to whip him to the steps, but K-Ness reverses it. PRL goes flipping head over heels when he hits the steps, causing the fans to erupt. PRL pulls himself to his feet as K-Ness comes in to clothesline him over the barricade, but PRL ducks and back body drops him over. K-Ness somehow manages to land on his feet and grabs PRL by the hair and spins him around. K-Ness rams PRL’s head into the barricade and then climbs back over. He then tries to ram PRL into the post, but PRL reverses it and slams K-Ness into the post. PRL tries to stomp him, but the OAOAST Officials are out and pull the two men apart. PRL tries to throw some last minute kicks at K-Ness as the officials separate the two of them.

 

JR

Bah gawd all hell has broken loose!! I’m sorry folks, but we have to go!

 

JESSE

Let them fight! Come on!

 

JR

Ladies and gentlemen I’m Jim Ross for Jesse Ventura saying good night!

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CREDITS:

 

Producers

Shooter Jay

LaParkaYourCar

 

Writers

Shooter Jay

The Mad Cappa

LaParkaYourCar

Caboose

Michael Joel Benoit

Big Poppa Popick

Mystery Eskimo

 

© 2003 OAOAST Productions