Promo: a chance for a win...

[Guest]

(The cameraman opens the door, and the camera shines on T-Bone, who is putting on his boots, getting ready to work out, hoping to get a victory tomorrow on Metal.)

 

"The World TV Title...T-Bone, the Steak Sauce Covered Bastard, has a shot at the World TV Title. You think you are funny, King? You think you can just put these JTTS out so that your "boys" can get the easy victories? Well, this just in..."

 

(The camera zooms in on T-Bone's determined face.)

 

"This little Jobber to the Stars is not going to back down, especially to the likes of some cocky ass, no-good, punk bitch, like Kojack. Kojack, you are so cocky, that if you knew somebody was flipping a two-headed coin AGAINST you, and he called heads, you would STILL think you could win!

 

(T-Bone's expression goes from determination to disbelief.)

 

"You think that you are Bill Goldberg...except that you aren't an awesome specimen, and you CAN be beaten. You only wish that you could back up what you talk in that ring. Your TV Title win was a fluke, and on Metal, I'm going to show you why it was. This little Jobber is going to go PORTERHOUSE on your ass, and there isn't a thing that you, or King, or ANYBODY can do about it. Kojack...all your titles...are belong...to The Steak Sauce Covered Bastard."

 

(The camera fades out...)

[Guest Shawn]

Hey, that was pretty good. Keep up the good work there, T-Bone.

 

The Fallen Angel snickers, "Steak sauce-covered bastard..."

[Guest ErekT2k]

Kojack, you are so cocky, that if you knew somebody was flipping a two-headed coin AGAINST you, and he called heads, you would STILL think you could win!

 

So true........

 

You think that you are Bill Goldberg...except that you aren't an awesome specimen, and you CAN be beaten

 

Hahahaha, classic. Just classic.

 

 

This little Jobber is going to go PORTERHOUSE on your ass

 

LOL! This guy is hilarious! Keep up the good work T-Bone.