The official kurt angle's jokes post

[Guest Maurizio C... Version 2]

Since Kurt Angle has quickly become the new X Pac (Awesome talent but sucky career path), and as we're very fond on talent... I opened this thread where we basically shit on the guy with jokes, etc. anything that basically craps on the guy. Why?

 

Because it's funny

 

Here's a few ones I created (I hope). Feel free to contribute. if this thread is successfull we can open new ones for Hogan, nash & Co.

 

1) "Hey dude. How old is Kurt Angle?"

"Very old. Yesterday news old, if that's what you mean"

 

2) "God! Kurt's so low on this ppv he might start smelling like feet"

[Guest]

those are the two most obnoxious unfunny jokes I've ever heard in my entire life

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

wow that was just Horrible...

[Guest crandamaniac]

Since Kurt Angle has quickly become the new X Pac

That right there is even funnier then any of the jokes you had

 

OUCH!

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Since im barely aake i found them kinda funny. BTW, Xpac is higer on the car dnow then angle. (shudders).

[Guest]

thats pathetic. Angle is a great talent and making jokes about him because one guy on the board likes him is sad. Plus Anglesault is right about the Angle edge feud

[Guest caboose]

why even bother.

the truth is that angle is the best in the world right now.

Bar NONE.

[Guest Maurizio C... Version 2]

Ok, those jokes were lame (those were kurt Angle's jokes. They HAD to be lame). If I can be serious for one moment:

 

Kurt Angle IS a great wrestler who will go down in mediocrity because of his poor sense of self preservation. While at the beginning he was wrestling's next best thing, now he's just HHH bitch. He act like a goof on monday, then like a warrior on thursday, and all of a sudden Vince himself asks himself "why doesn't Kurt sell as a threat and his matches, so good and athletic, don't interest the general public?" while ignoring the fact that Kurt's been inconsistent since the beginning.

[Guest]

Best thing to od to angle. TURN HIM FACE. Remember the poularity from July-October?! AMAZING!

[Guest Singular]

His promos sucked as a face.  I much prefer the whinny, self centered, ego maniac we all know and love... Well mabey not love, but you get the idea.

[Guest Anglesault]

His promos sucked as a face.  I much prefer the whinny, self centered, ego maniac we all know and love... Well mabey not love, but you get the idea.

I just realized something. Kurt CAN be a face and keep his curretn character. We all want him to be a whiney, self centered egomaniac. I think the Rock proved that that character can be a face. Maybe if they just make Kurt the annoying clueless putz fighting for the good guys?

[Guest]

Ok, those jokes were lame (those were kurt Angle's jokes. They HAD to be lame). If I can be serious for one moment:

When did Kurt ever say those?

 

Kurt Angle IS a great wrestler who will go down in mediocrity because of his poor sense of self preservation. While at the beginning he was wrestling's next best thing, now he's just HHH bitch. He act like a goof on monday, then like a warrior on thursday, and all of a sudden Vince himself asks himself "why doesn't Kurt sell as a threat and his matches, so good and athletic, don't interest the general public?" while ignoring the fact that Kurt's been inconsistent since the beginning.

He's not inconsistent. He always acts like a good but a dangerous one. What shows are you watching?

[Guest Maurizio C... Version 2]

ghast, angle's jokes in the sense that they were jokes ON Angle, sorry for my grammar but since ANYONE knows I'm italian I thought anyone caught what I meant.

 

Plus, Kurt's gimmick is that he's a dangerous jerk? that's the problem... no one takes him seriously when he acts straight and goes for the gold.

[Guest]

If you knew enough english to maek it clear it why should you being Italian have something to with it? And those jokes totally fucking sucked. Has anyone ever told you how not funny you are?

[Guest Anglesault]

Has anyone ever told you (Maurizio C) how not funny you are?

Many, many times.

[Guest Maurizio C... Version 2]

Geez, this new generation of Smarks really go the distance to hurt you

 

where's Chocken One when you need him...