The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted September 13, 2003 OOC: This promo is just a simple intro and is also explaining my ring hiatus...hopefully I can turn this into a series leading up to when I come back down the road *********************************** I only hope we never lose sight of one thing...that it was all started by a mouse - Walt Disney The hustling and bustling of another beautiful September day in Walt Disney World, the camera panning around Main Street, USA of the Magic Kingdom to see children rushing away from their parents - who are busy spending all of their hard earned cash on trinkets that will invariably take up counter, shelf, and drawer space before being forgotten forever or sold at a very cheap price. The camera moves slowly down the street, showing off the beauty of capitalism and family values. Polymer balloons are being handed out in bunches, only to be lost to the sky later in the day, causing the flood of a crying child. It's really quite sad. Around the corner and toward the Main Street barber shop, when suddenly from backstage appears THE APOSTLE?! dressed in full custodial costume, ready to pan and broom his way into the hearts of millions. A smile is plastered on his face and he seems to be in quite the dapper mood, a small Disney nametag showing off the name "Alan" with a small engraving of his special magical moment - "Mall Brawl Five". With a little bounce in his step he begins to make his way down Main Street, barely paying any attention to the SJL camera that just happens to be following him. In the middle of the street a trolleycar has stopped and many beautifully dressed lads and lasses are busy dancing and singing up a storm for the guests around them. The Apostle finally speaks toward the camera. You see...back at the turn of the century leading into the 1900s...people used to just stop traffic and jump out of their cars and begin singing and dancing for no real rhyme or reason...but somehow everyone always knew the right moves and all the words... This little quote causes a bit of laughter to the guests within hearing distance, getting him a couple smiling faces as he tips his bright yellow hat and continues down Main Street, waving to various people and even pointing out helpful little trivia points. Now...Walt Disney's name is the ONLY one to face Cinderella Castle on Main Street...his name is above the train station and above the ice cream shoppe, because Walt really loved ice cream. With guests almost asking for HIS autograph, the Apostle quickly moves toward the safety of the Crystal Palace restaurant, where suddenly a teen runs up to him and almost dives in front of him boy: Aren't you the Apostle!? AC: No no...well...okay...I was the Apostle, but now you can simply call me Alan...Alan Clark...the Happiest Guy On Earth! boy: Ummm...if you say so... AC: Why yes I do...have you ridden the Jungle Cruise yet? Best ride in the park! boy: No I haven't... AC: Well go! Ask for Al...you'll laugh till you HURT! And have a Magical Disney Day! The teen runs off toward Adventureland as Alan finally notices the SJL camera almost right in his face. With a little wink and a smile, he finally addresses the camera AC: Ladies and Gentlemen, let me be the first to welcome you to the Magic Kingdom! On behalf of the Walt Disney Company and the SJL, I would like to remind you that for the safety and comfort of others that there is no smoking in the park except for in designated smoking areas. The parade is at 3 o'clock and the park closes at 7 with Fantasy In The Sky Fireworks! You know they are guarenteed to make your wish come true! Now...alot of you out there may be wondering exactly what I am doing here. Well, Disney has been looking for ways to increase their profits and are in desperate need of a new demographic. Somebody most have mentioned wrestling fans because they came to the SJL looking for a spokesperson. Luckily I was outside the main offices and was offered the chance of a lifetime to be a Disney guest and media relations host. It is my duty to go above and beyond my every day actions to perform in what Disney would see as the best light...they just don't really care if I wrestle. But...Disney has QUITE the training program lined up for me as I get to learn everything there is to know about the company and how it does its business...so I have been kept away from the ring to lessen my distractions in my new working environments. Today I am doing a bit of sweeping and trash collection for the guests, and next week I get to learn how to run some of the Attractions! I've asked to be put on the Jungle Cruise...and I hope I get my wish. But for now my training will continue...my match last night with Judge was just a bit of a bad break for me, but Disney has assured me that things that like won't be happening much again after my training is complete. Honestly...I have been looking forward to a bit of a vacation...and what better way to spend it than in the Happiest Place On Earth...even if a little work will be involved. Well...I have to get back to work...but remember... it's a world of laughter...a world of tears... it's a world of hope...and a world of fears... there's so much that we share... that it's time we're aware... it's a small world after all... Seeya Real Soon Kids! With those last four words, Alan Clark smiles into the camera and walks off and back down Main Street. The camera pans left and over the heads of the guests, focusing in on the 'Partners' statue in the middle of the Cinderella Castle Courtyard, fading out over Walt Disney's face...all the way to the wonderful world of color bars... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted September 13, 2003 I like it, can't say it's not the weirdest gimmick of recent times. But still, cool. The whole idea of it makes me chuckle and you're a damn good writer. Enjoy your break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
