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Go to www.asksnoop.com and type in a web address. The Shizzolator translates it into Snoopspeak.

 

Here's an example: (A personal ad from Boston.com)

 

 

MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL ON THE BOAT

Location: ODDESSY CRUISE II 9/18

Handed you the the Lily for the prettiest girl on the boat at the end of the night. Too busy being mesmerized by your smile and forgot to mention that it came with optional free lunch with me. You know when Tom Hanks sees Meg Ryan at the air port in Sleepless in Seattle and does the double take ??? That was me seeing you for the first time. Almost patienly waited for a pause in the line of guys vying for your attention and was only able to hand you the Lily on your way out the door. 90% of me believes magic moments only happen in the movies but 10% knows enough not to let them slip by if they occur. Let me take you out to lunch I promise to know my lines better.......Jamie (dark hair & moustache) buzz2114 on match.com

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After

MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL ON THA BOAT

Location: ODDESSY CRUISE II 9/18

Handed yo' ass da da Lily fo' da prettiest brizzle on da boat at da end of da night n' shit. Too busy being mesmerized by yo' smile 'n forgot mention that that shiznit came wit optional free lunch wit me n' shit. Yo' ass know when Tom Hanks sees Meg Ryan at da izzle port in Sleepless in Seattle 'n does da double take ??? That wuz me seeing yo' ass fo' da first time n' shit. Almost patienly waited fo' a pause in da line of fools vying fo' yo' attention 'n wuz only afiable hand yo' ass da Lily on yo' way out da door n' shit. 90% of me believes magic moments only happen in da movies but 10% knows 'nuff not let 'em slip by if they occur." Let me take yo' ass out lunch I promise know my lines better." ......Jamie (dark hair & moustache) buzz2114 on match.com

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Post some funny shizzle n shit, you know what I'm sayin?

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General Chat

This forum is fo' general discussion of da SmarkBoard community 'n "Best/Worst Posters" type of metatextual nonsense, know what I'm sayin'? Please note, this is NOT a flaming folder; izzall flaming goes in da No Holds Barred folder, not here!

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