GENESIS IV GAMBLING THREAD~!

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Back by not-so-popular demand, the gambling game! Since Genesis is the biggest pay-per-view of the year and all that jazz, we want PARTICIPATION~! If you're new, you start with $500 to distribute between all ten matches. You must spend at least $350. If the person you picked wins, you get double the amount you gambled, but if they lose, you only lose that amount. If you're returning from Ground Zero, here's the list of who has what:

 

10. Johnny Dangerous - $0 (-500~)

9. Annie - $470 (-30)

8. Quiz - $570 (+70)

7. Strangler - $585 (+85)

6. Frost - $690.74 (+190.74)

5. Show - $945 (+445)

4. Craven - $1044.70 (+544.70)

3. Conklin - $1065 (+565)

2. HVille Thugg - $1125 (+625)

1. John Duran - $1200 (+700)

 

STOP!

 

 

...don't bet on your own match!

 

 

 

 

 

CONTINUE!

 

THE CARD~

 

LET US PRAY TO GOD THE BIG MAORI DOESN'T RAPE THE POOR INNOCENT FLORJAPANIAN: Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Maori Badass" Va'aiga

 

WHO GETS THE LIVER AND ONIONS AND PUNCH AND PIE: "The Sinner" John Duran vs. English Dragon

 

MENSTRUAL CYCLE OF DOOM MATCH: Jay Dawg vs. The Boston Strangler

 

TWO OUT OF THREE COMPROMISING POSITIONS: "The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

WE KNOW WILDCHILD LIKES IT HARDCORE, BUT DOES JOHNNY REALLY WANT IT: Wildchild vs. Johhny "The Barracuda" Dangerous

 

QUAHOG WISHES THEY HAD CITIZENS LIKE THEM: "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

AMERICAN GLADIATORS MATCH FOR SOME TITLES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN DEFENDED IN 49 DAYS OR SO: Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Show) vs. Crowe and Dante Crane

 

GRUDGIFIED COCKFIGHT: Edwin MacPhisto vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami

 

SWF COMMISSIONER BRUHAHA: Dace Night (representing "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) vs. Bastion (representing the Hville Thugg) vs. Michael Craven (representing the Suicide King)

 

AND THE MAIN EVENT…

 

NO NEED FOR A WITTY SUBTITLE BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE MOST AWESOMEST MATCH EVA FOR EL TITELO: "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VS. "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD

Edited September 23, 2003 by The Superstar

[TheBostonStrangler 0]

LET US PRAY TO GOD THE BIG MAORI DOESN'T RAPE THE POOR INNOCENT FLORJAPANIAN: Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Maori Badass" Va'aiga

 

$100 on Ejiro

 

WHO GETS THE LIVER AND ONIONS AND PUNCH AND PIE: "The Sinner" John Duran vs. English Dragon

 

$10 on Duran

 

MENSTRUAL CYCLE OF DOOM MATCH: Jay Dawg vs. The Boston Strangler

 

$100,000,000,000 on Alvin and the Chipmunks

 

TWO OUT OF THREE COMPROMISING POSITIONS: "The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

$20 on Blackwell

 

WE KNOW WILDCHILD LIKES IT HARDCORE, BUT DOES JOHNNY REALLY WANT IT: Wildchild vs. Johhny "The Barracuda" Dangerous

 

$20 on Wildchild

 

QUAHOG WISHES THEY HAD CITIZENS LIKE THEM: "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

$75 on Danny

 

AMERICAN GLADIATORS MATCH FOR SOME TITLES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN DEFENDED IN 49 DAYS OR SO: Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Show) vs. Crowe and Dante Crane

 

$10 on Crow/Crane

 

GRUDGIFIED COCKFIGHT: Edwin MacPhisto vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami

 

$10 on Silent

 

SWF COMMISSIONER BRUHAHA: Dace Night (representing "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) vs. Bastion (representing the Hville Thugg) vs. Michael Craven (representing the Suicide King)

 

$100 on Bastion

 

AND THE MAIN EVENT…

 

NO NEED FOR A WITTY SUBTITLE BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE MOST AWESOMEST MATCH EVA FOR EL TITELO: "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VS. "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD

 

$200 on Flesher.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

LET US PRAY TO GOD THE BIG MAORI DOESN'T RAPE THE POOR INNOCENT FLORJAPANIAN: Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Maori Badass" Va'aiga

 

~$175 on Ejiro

 

WHO GETS THE LIVER AND ONIONS AND PUNCH AND PIE: "The Sinner" John Duran vs. English Dragon

 

~$31 on Duran

 

MENSTRUAL CYCLE OF DOOM MATCH: Jay Dawg vs. The Boston Strangler

 

~$200 on Strangler

 

TWO OUT OF THREE COMPROMISING POSITIONS: "The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

~$69 on Mak

 

WE KNOW WILDCHILD LIKES IT HARDCORE, BUT DOES JOHNNY REALLY WANT IT: Wildchild vs. Johhny "The Barracuda" Dangerous

 

~$10 on Wildchild

 

QUAHOG WISHES THEY HAD CITIZENS LIKE THEM: "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

~$30 on Danny

 

GRUDGIFIED COCKFIGHT: Edwin MacPhisto vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami

 

~$59 on Silent

 

SWF COMMISSIONER BRUHAHA: Dace Night (representing "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) vs. Bastion (representing the Hville Thugg) vs. Michael Craven (representing the Suicide King)

 

~$75 on Bastion

 

AND THE MAIN EVENT…

 

NO NEED FOR A WITTY SUBTITLE BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE MOST AWESOMEST MATCH EVA FOR EL TITELO: "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VS. "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD

 

~$200 on Flesher. Judge, PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG~!

[Crowe 0]

Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Maori Badass" Va'aiga

$25 on Ejiro Fasaki

 

 

"The Sinner" John Duran vs. English Dragon

$10 on John Duran

 

 

Jay Dawg vs. The Boston Strangler

$100 on The Boston Strangler

 

 

"The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The Sacred

One" Andrew Blackwell

$25 on Andrew Blackwell

 

 

Wildchild vs. Johhny "The Barracuda" Dangerous

$10 on Wildchild

 

 

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

$25 on Danny Williams

 

 

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami

$50 on Nathaniel Kibagami

 

Dace Night (representing "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) vs. Bastion (representing the Hville Thugg) vs. Michael Craven (representing the Suicide King)

$10 on Dace Night

 

 

"THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VS. "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD

$150 on William Hearford

[the.weej 0]

Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Maori Badass" Va'aiga

$10 on Ejiro.

 

"The Sinner" John Duran vs. English Dragon

$5 on both. I can't bet against my own JLers.

 

Jay Dawg vs. The Boston Strangler

$100 on TBS. Easy bet.

 

"The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The Sacred

One" Andrew Blackwell

$30 on Muzz.

 

Wildchild vs. Johhny "The Barracuda" Dangerous

$25 on Dub Cee.

 

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

$50 on Danny.

 

Double Jeopardy vs Crow and Dante Crane

$150 on Crow and Crane.

 

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami

$100 on Kibs.

 

Dace Night (representing "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) vs. Bastion (representing the Hville Thugg) vs. Michael Craven (representing the Suicide King)

$5 on Thugg.

 

"THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VS. "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD

$10 on Flesher.

 

Well, that's everything. Man, if I lose, I lose big.

 

-Z

[Guest Evolution]

LET US PRAY TO GOD THE BIG MAORI DOESN'T RAPE THE POOR INNOCENT FLORJAPANIAN: Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Maori Badass" Va'aiga

 

$75 on Fasaki

 

MENSTRUAL CYCLE OF DOOM MATCH: Jay Dawg vs. The Boston Strangler

 

$100 on TBS

 

TWO OUT OF THREE COMPROMISING POSITIONS: "The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

$10 on Blackwell

 

WE KNOW WILDCHILD LIKES IT HARDCORE, BUT DOES JOHNNY REALLY WANT IT: Wildchild vs. Johhny "The Barracuda" Dangerous

 

$30 on Wildchild

 

QUAHOG WISHES THEY HAD CITIZENS LIKE THEM: "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

$75 on Danny

 

AMERICAN GLADIATORS MATCH FOR SOME TITLES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN DEFENDED IN 49 DAYS OR SO: Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Show) vs. Crowe and Dante Crane

 

$20 on Crowe and Dante

 

GRUDGIFIED COCKFIGHT: Edwin MacPhisto vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami

 

$10 on Silent

 

SWF COMMISSIONER BRUHAHA: Dace Night (representing "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) vs. Bastion (representing the Hville Thugg) vs. Michael Craven (representing the Suicide King)

 

$50 on Craven

 

AND THE MAIN EVENT…

 

NO NEED FOR A WITTY SUBTITLE BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE MOST AWESOMEST MATCH EVA FOR EL TITELO: "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VS. "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD

 

$75 on Flesher

[Above Average 0]

LET US PRAY TO GOD THE BIG MAORI DOESN'T RAPE THE POOR INNOCENT FLORJAPANIAN: Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Maori Badass" Va'aiga

 

$25 on Ejiro

 

MENSTRUAL CYCLE OF DOOM MATCH: Jay Dawg vs. The Boston Strangler

 

$100 on TBS

 

TWO OUT OF THREE COMPROMISING POSITIONS: "The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

Can't bet

 

WE KNOW WILDCHILD LIKES IT HARDCORE, BUT DOES JOHNNY REALLY WANT IT: Wildchild vs. Johhny "The Barracuda" Dangerous

 

$50 on Dub Cee

 

QUAHOG WISHES THEY HAD CITIZENS LIKE THEM: "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

$100 on Danny

 

AMERICAN GLADIATORS MATCH FOR SOME TITLES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN DEFENDED IN 49 DAYS OR SO: Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Show) vs. Crowe and Dante Crane

 

$25 on Quiz and Show

 

GRUDGIFIED COCKFIGHT: Edwin MacPhisto vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami

 

$100 on Silent

 

SWF COMMISSIONER BRUHAHA: Dace Night (representing "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) vs. Bastion (representing the Hville Thugg) vs. Michael Craven (representing the Suicide King)

 

Even money

 

AND THE MAIN EVENT…

 

NO NEED FOR A WITTY SUBTITLE BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE MOST AWESOMEST MATCH EVA FOR EL TITELO: "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VS. "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD

 

Even money

[Dace59 0]

LET US PRAY TO GOD THE BIG MAORI DOESN'T RAPE THE POOR INNOCENT FLORJAPANIAN: Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Maori Badass" Va'aiga

 

$100 on Va'aiga

 

WHO GETS THE LIVER AND ONIONS AND PUNCH AND PIE: "The Sinner" John Duran vs. English Dragon

 

$20 on English Dragon

 

MENSTRUAL CYCLE OF DOOM MATCH: Jay Dawg vs. The Boston Strangler

 

$25 on Strangler

 

TWO OUT OF THREE COMPROMISING POSITIONS: "The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

$25 on Mak

 

WE KNOW WILDCHILD LIKES IT HARDCORE, BUT DOES JOHNNY REALLY WANT IT: Wildchild vs. Johhny "The Barracuda" Dangerous

 

$50 on Wildchild

 

QUAHOG WISHES THEY HAD CITIZENS LIKE THEM: "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

$100 on Danny.

 

AMERICAN GLADIATORS MATCH FOR SOME TITLES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN DEFENDED IN 49 DAYS OR SO: Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Show) vs. Crowe and Dante Crane

 

$50 on Crow and Dante

 

GRUDGIFIED COCKFIGHT: Edwin MacPhisto vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami

 

$100 on Edwin

 

SWF COMMISSIONER BRUHAHA: Dace Night (representing "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) vs. Bastion (representing the Hville Thugg) vs. Michael Craven (representing the Suicide King)

 

No Bet

 

AND THE MAIN EVENT…

 

NO NEED FOR A WITTY SUBTITLE BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE MOST AWESOMEST MATCH EVA FOR EL TITELO: "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VS. "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD

 

$30 on a writen job

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

LET US PRAY TO GOD THE BIG MAORI DOESN'T RAPE THE POOR INNOCENT FLORJAPANIAN: Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Maori Badass" Va'aiga

 

$50 on Ejiro Fasaki

 

WHO GETS THE LIVER AND ONIONS AND PUNCH AND PIE: "The Sinner" John Duran vs. English Dragon

 

$50 on English Dragon

 

MENSTRUAL CYCLE OF DOOM MATCH: Jay Dawg vs. The Boston Strangler

 

$100 on The Boston Strangler

 

TWO OUT OF THREE COMPROMISING POSITIONS: "The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell

 

$50 on Mak Francis

 

WE KNOW WILDCHILD LIKES IT HARDCORE, BUT DOES JOHNNY REALLY WANT IT: Wildchild vs. Johhny "The Barracuda" Dangerous

 

$100 on Wildchild

 

QUAHOG WISHES THEY HAD CITIZENS LIKE THEM: "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

$3.11 on TNT

 

AMERICAN GLADIATORS MATCH FOR SOME TITLES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN DEFENDED IN 49 DAYS OR SO: Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Show) vs. Crowe and Dante Crane

 

$75 on Double Jeopardy

 

GRUDGIFIED COCKFIGHT: Edwin MacPhisto vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami

 

SWF COMMISSIONER BRUHAHA: Dace Night (representing "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) vs. Bastion (representing the Hville Thugg) vs. Michael Craven (representing the Suicide King)

 

$3.75 on Dace Night

AND THE MAIN EVENT…

 

NO NEED FOR A WITTY SUBTITLE BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE MOST AWESOMEST MATCH EVA FOR EL TITELO: "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VS. "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD

 

$200 on Tom Flesher

Edited September 25, 2003 by WrestlingDeacon