Dorm Daze directors stopped by my school

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Their names were David and Scott Hillenbrand, just in case you wanted to know. They've directed 'Hostile Takeover', then 'King Cobra' (with Pat Morita and Scott Hillenbrand and some giant snake. "There are countless things in this film that are truly laughable, including the scene where Pat Morita tells Hillenbrand that he injects himself with snake venom to acquire an immunity to it. You can see the regret in Pat's eyes. He knows this is a stinky movie, and he hates having to say what he's saying."), and also 'Pinata: Survival Island' aka 'Demon Island', starring Jaime Pressly ("DEMON ISLAND is such a bad movie that it doesn't even give the people who seeks it out to watch it in the first place what they came for."). Pinata: Survival Island is about some teens in Mexico who are haunted by a demon inside a pinata.

 

No, that is not some joke.

 

Anyways.. they're the guys behind 'National Lampoon's Dorm Daze' (starring Tatiyana Ali, Topanga, The Shermanator, Ham Porter and Boti Bliss as the hooker)

 

I came into the thing thinking that the NL movies have sucked lately. And even after they talked, and we saw the other trailers, and after I got a movie poster. I had to check on the movie.

 

Well, the critics say.. it sucks.

 

"It's not just that "Dorm" is crass, juvenile and full of toilet humor. That's standard stuff for raunchy comedies. The killer is that it's totally devoid of humor. At a preview screening, college-age viewers -- the movie's prime target audience -- were walking out less than halfway through. I was jealous."

 

"The longer the film runs, the more interesting a watchdial becomes."

 

Ya know, my poster will stay with me. No matter how badly the film bombs. Just because it might become valuable crap.

 

Anybody else heard of this movie?

 

For a movie with some good looking people (Fishel) and some funny people (Patrick Renna), you'd think a better movie would come out, but from what I've seen and heard, it ain't happening.

 

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