Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2003 (edited) VOICE OVER Last Sunday, at Dirty Deeds... Y2Jailbait vs JINGUS Jailbait's STF is still on! JINGUS.... TAPS! JESSE It's over! JR But we have no official! JESSE Dan is the official! JR I think he has other things on his plate! Indeed, Dan has just thrown back his right hand and SLAPPED Stephen Joseph across the face! SJ's head is snapped around, but he turns back with a grin. SJ knees Dan in the gut, grabs him by the neck and, running, throws him out over the top rope to the floor! Jailbait releases JINGUS and comes over at SJ, who slides out of the ring himself, shaking his head and smiling at Jailbait. Jailbait steps onto the bottom rope, leaning forwards and shouting at Stephen...not noticing the frame of JINGUS up and behind him! Y2J turns! KICK! WHAM! DEVILBOMB! JINGUS collapses onto Jailbait! Our official crawls over, barely aware, and slowly counts! ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DING DING DING Announcer: The winner of the match.....JINGUS! Blurricane vs Bizarro Bizarro reaches the top and tries to grab the briefcase when Blurricane swings back…and breaks the kendo stick over Bizarro’s back!!! Bizarro lets out an incredibly loud scream as the fans cheer loudly and chant “holy shit.” Blurricane then stands up on the very top and for the first time in months….he does the *HOKEY THUMBS UP* and the crowd goes insane!! Blurricane then grabs Bizarro by the throat, lifts him up, and Chokeslams him all the way down to the roof of level 2……and he breaks through!!! JR GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! BIZARRO JUST BROKE THROUGH THE CAGE!! JESSE Holy Sh*t!!! There goes my money!!! Blurricane then reaches up and grabs the briefcase!! JR YES!! YES! YES!!! HE DID IT. HE DID IT!!! NA TITLE: PRL vs K-NESS PRL and K-NESS both hit each other in the face with chairs at the same time. They both fall back first onto the mat as the crowd groans and chant "Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!" JR: UNBELIVEABLE. We have basically seen it all in this match-up. Jesse: JR, I just thought of something. If the referee counts to 10 and both men are out, then this match is a draw and K-NESS keeps the NA Title! JR: In that case, I think it would be best if K-NESS just laid on the mat until the count of 10. Jesse: What if PRL gets up before then. JR: I highly doubt it. 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 5.... PRL starts to move. 6..... 7..... PRL gets one knee up. 8..... 9.... PRL gets up. K-NESS is still lying on the mat knocked out. 10 JR: 10? 10? 10?!!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AW, SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* Jesse: YES! YES! YES! YES! PRL HAS DONE IT! HE'S FINALLY DONE IT! WE GOT A NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION! WE GOT A NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION!!!! Ring Annoucer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match.......and NEW OaOasT North American Champion, PUERTO RICAN LIGGGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTTNNNNNINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! OAOAST WORLD TITLE: Calvin Szechstein vs Jay Darring Jay gives the "thumbs down" gesture to Calvin, to a ROAR from the crowd! JR: NOW we're gonna see the KT Driller! NOBODY kicks out of that, it's ended careers, it's broken necks! WAIT A SECOND, someone's slid into the ring through the crowd! Jay doesn't see him, he's got Jay's arm! He hooks it behind Jay's neck, picks him up in a reverse DVD position, and DRIVES JAY DOWN NECK-FIRST! JR: THAT'S A CUTTTHROAT SUPLEX! JESSE: AND THAT'S THE SAME GUY THAT INTERFERED IN JAY'S MATCH AT ANGLESLAM! The resemblance to Darring is UNCANNY! The mystery man, with the startling resemblance to Jay Darring, heads to the outside and watches the rest of the action. Calvin has recovered from the Axel slam, he's groggy, he's crawling...crawling...there's the cover! 1!!!! 2!!!! 3!!!! NO! DARRING GETS A SHOULDER UP! JR: OH MAN, what a close fall! Calvin is FUMING. He grabs Jay's legs, and picks him up in the Code Red Clash position--- IT HITS! 1!!!!! 2!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESSE: And that's it. Ring Announcers: Your winner, and STILL OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, CALVIN SZECHSTEIN! JESSE: Let this be a lesson to all you doubters, all you negative nancy boys, CALVIN SZECHSTEIN IS FOR REAL! He took everything Jay Darring could throw at him, and he STILL came out on top! He truly is a champion for the new era! JR: I have a feeling this is far from over though, Jesse, not after what just went down with this mystery man! JESSE: Wait a second, he's gonna speak.... The mystery man has indeed procured a microphone.... MYSTERY MAN: Jay, Jay, Jay, you've always been a disappointment to me, and to Mom and Dad -you're a failure, a misguided soul...and I'm going to set you on the right path, LITTLE BROTHER! JR: THAT'S HIS BROTHER?! Jesse: ...Now it all makes sense, heh, even Jay's family hates him. Nice to know I'm far from alone. The battered Jay is in the ring, staring holes at his older brother as he heads back through the crowd, as Szechstein celebrates with his title belt on the turnbuckles. The camera focuses in on Jay as he mutters something, tears in his eyes. "Mike, why? why?" JR: He's crying, Jesse. Jesse: My heart is *breaking* JR. Heh. Suddenly, the lights go out! JESSE: Oh lord, what now? "Tubular Bells" plays, and a giant "?" similar to the Batman signal goes around in the crowd for a few seconds, then disappears. The lights come on, and a masked man is shown standing behind Jay. JR: Who the hell's that? Jay turns around, and the masked man kicks him in the stomach, and picks him up in a powerbomb...then truns it into a STUNNER in midair! JR: Oh mah gawd~! That masked man has attacked Jay Darring! What in the hell is going on? The masked man pulls out a black kendo stick and starts beating Darring with it. The referee tries to step in, and gets nailed in the gut with the stick! JR: My GAWD, he just took out the referee! Jesse: Who the hell is this guy, Ross? Calvin is standing outside the ring, and gets hit with a SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP~! JR: And now Calvin gets laid out with a Space Flying Tiger Drop! Jesse: He's not done yet, Ross, he's going to get some more of Darring! Jay is still out in the ring, so the masked man ascends the top rope and delivers a FIVE-STAR FROG SPLASH~! JR: MAH GAWD JAY DARRING MAY BE BROKEN IN HALF! The masked man then grabs the belt, plants a foot on Jay's chest and poses with it. JR: Who the hell is this masked man, and what vendetta does he have with Darring and Calvin? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- STATIC ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Voiceover Dirty Deeds are done. The new world beckons... Edited September 28, 2003 by Mystery Eskimo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2003 (edited) BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! PYRO! MUSIC! SCREAMING FANS! TWO MIDDLE AGED MEN! JR BAH GAWD! WELCOME TO INTENSEZONE! JESSE Good evening, I'm Jesse "The Body" Ventura, and I'd like to congratulate both our NEW North American Champion Puerto Rican Lightning an the man who is STILL OAOAST World Champion, Calvin Szechstein! JR Dirty Deeds was an action packed event, fans, and I for one can not WAIT to see the fall out tonite! JESSE And I know what we have up first, Jim Ross. JR A hot match? An INTENSE promo? JESSE No, better- Dan Black in his office. JR *groans* We cut to Dan's office. Seated behind his large desk, Dan is deep in thought, watching a plasma screen television intently. A knock on the door interupts him. BLACK Enter! A young, attractive brunette enters, carrying clipboard and pen. BLACK Ah, Jennifer...how's your first day going? JENNIFER Very well, thank you Mr. Black....everyone here is very friendly. JR BAH GAWD! Dan used IZ money to hire himself a secretary! JESSE Shut up, Jim Ross! BLACK Well, I can be friendly too... Dan beckons Jennifer to sit on his desk. Jennifer blushes and looks down. JENNIFER I actually...just came in to tell you there's someone here to see you. BLACK Oh...oh, yeah, I knew that. Well, I'm very busy, but send them in. Jennifer nods, and leaves. BLACK What I could do with that- Dan is thankfully cut off by another knock. BLACK Enter. Another knock. BLACK *sighing* Come IN! The watching crowd POPS as the legendary luchador NAZ MISTRY walks into the room! JR BAH GAWD! NAZ! NAZ IS HERE ON INTENSEZONE! BLACK Oh...I know you...Naz...Naz... NAZ You know damn well who I am! We've wrestled together! You know, back when you were Eskimo! BLACK *angrily* We don't talk about that here, thank you. What the hell do you want? Naz's demeanor drops from aggresive to pleading. NAZ Well.....it seems HeldDown holds no future for me...so...I need... BLACK A job? Is that what you're saying? NAZ Well...yeah... BLACK And why the hell do I want a HeldDown reject on my show? NAZ Look, I need money, I'll do anything, training, road agent- BLACK Assistant? NAZ Sure...I guess... BLACK I need a solid team to back up my GMship...especially with that Stephen Joseph sticking his nose in...that no good, interfering, egotisical- NAZ Anyway...so when can I start? BLACK Don't interrupt me! -maniacal, cowardly, two faced- NAZ I get it, you don't like SJ! BLACK I told you not- that's it, no job! NAZ Dan...Mr.Black... BLACK I know...I have a match for you. Win, and you'll have an IntenseZone competitors contract AND a job on my staff. Ok? NAZ Hell yeah! Who am I facing? BLACK Oh, just some guy...you might know him...JINGUS POP! from the crowd NAZ *gulping* JINGUS?....but...but... BLACK Off you go now, and prepare. A stunned Naz leaves, as Black sits back, a smile on his face. JR Well, I- "What the hell is this sh*t, Black?" We fade back on backstage, in the GM's office, where a furious Calvin Szechstein stands, title belt strapped around the waist of his Versacci suit as he glares angrily down at a seated Dan Black. Calvin fumes as he continues speaking. "You remember how I beat Jay two nights ago, Dan? But I can't even get no interference - three guys come into that match, everyone one of them hits me. I win the match because of some brotherly sob story! And now, the kicker to end all kickers, you let some unknown assf*ck come in at the end of my match to catch me while I'm tired with his finisher? I'm not one to swear, Dan, but Jesus f*cking Christ, take better care of your investments!" Calvin stares down at Black, who takes a deep breath before standing up. "Look, Calvin, I understand your problems here. Really, I do. I've been doing my best as General Manager of IntenseZone, but I can't control everybody..." "Well then hire some f*cking security!" Calvin roars, the censors acting quickly. "I don't appreciate having people interrupt my moment of celebration! HeldDown! made sure that I could celebrate, but you just let everybody in your damn fed come down and steal some rub from me. I look like a f*cking whore now, Dan, and I blame you completely. As a lesson to you, I'm awarding this month's title shot to heldDown. Now don't trifle with your luck, Dan; I like you and all, but if one more IntenseZone wrestler lays his hands on me, so help me God I will beat the everloving hell out of him, and then I will come back here and do the same to you. Are we clear?" Dan sighs, rubbing his temples. "Crystal, Calvin." "Thank you. You realize I wasn't even supposed to be here tonight? I scored tickets to a Justin Timberlake concert. And now that you and I are clear on my demands, I think I'm going to go over there." Calvin grins. "I'll try to snag you an autograph." Calvin exits, as Black sits back down, rubbing his temples even further. "Please, God, let this be a short night..." JR BAH GAWD! The OAOAST champion is NOT HAPPY! Plus, Naz Mistry vs JINGUS, tonight on IntenseZone! Don't go away, we'll be right back! COMMERCIALS Edited October 1, 2003 by Mystery Eskimo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 CUE: Rock You Like a Hurricane (The fans explode as The Blurricane comes flying out of the stage amidst a blast of pyro. Blurricane lands and swooshes down to the ring where he slides in and grabs a mic.) JR This past Sunday Blurricane overcame the odds and finally won back his contract!! Bizarro is gone and all is right once again! JESSE I’d rather have Bizarro. This guy bugs me. BLURRICANE It is good to be back! (The fans cheer) The last three months have been hell for me. I lost my freedom and my contract, but now I am back! At Dirty Deeds Bizarro took me to the limit and I will give him that, but that is all I will give him. Father is in prison and Bizarro is jobless. All is…what the hell??? (Someone jumped the barricade and slid into the ring in front of Blurricane.) JR A fan has just jumped into the ring. JESSE That’s no fan JR!! Look!! (The crowd boos and OAOAST Officials rush out as we see that the intruder is Bizarro, but Bizarro begs to have a moment to say his peace. Blurricane waves off the officials as Bizarro takes a mic.) BLURRICANE Whazzamaddawityou? You lost your contract and you aren’t allowed to be here. BIZARRO I’m not here to cause trouble. (The fans start chanting “Bizarro Sucks”) You don’t…you don’t understand. I have no place to go. Father is in prison and without his grant money for the clone project or my money from wrestling I can’t afford the house. I don’t have the workers because you turned them on me and now I have nothing!! You took everything away from me!! BLURRICANE You tried to take everything from me remember! BIZARRO At least you had a roof over your head!! (Bizarro falls to his knees) I realize now that I was wrong. I believed in Father and loved him. He truly was my father and without him I have nothing. You had every right to fight back and I don’t fault you for that, but I’m asking you now to have pity on me! (The fans boo and chant “cry baby” at Bizarro) I have nothing left!! I don’t even have a name!! BLURRICANE Why should I pity you? Why should I even trust you? BIZARRO You shouldn’t. All I ask is that you give me a job. I’ll clean your house and do all the chores Father made you do. I want to start over! BLURRICANE And if I do this you’ll just turn on me whenever you get the chance. BIZARRO No I promise that I won’t!! Give me a chance. (Blurricane looks up at the crowd, but they say no. The fans boo and chant “kick his ass.”) BIZARRO You’re a hero. You’re not like I am. You have it in you to do what’s right and I’m asking you now to give me a chance to redeem myself! BLURRICANE You’re only doing this because you have no place to go. It’s self preservation not a desire to change! You don’t want redemption. You want to live. BIZARRO Maybe I do, but would a hero just leave a man to die?? If I even show signs of turning on you then just throw me out, but at least give me a try. BLURRICANE Very well then. I’ll give you a chance. But you will have to work harder than you ever have before. You will have to prove to me that you are sincere or you will be out on the streets. BIZARRO Thank you. And one last thing…please give me a name. Father never gave me a proper name and I don’t deserve the name of Bizarro. BLURRICANE Fine…you will be known as Judas. A fitting name for you, but unlike him you won’t meet your end hanging from a tree. If you really want redemption you’ll have to work for it. BIZARRO Then Judas it is. Thank you. (Bizarro stands up and goes to the back as the fans boo him, but Blurricane raises his hand to quiet the crowd out of pity for Judas.) JESSE How humiliating!! This is not how Bizarro should have to act! He could have found someone else to help him out. JR Maybe he didn’t want someone else because he truly wants to change? We still have more to come tonight. Don’t go away! COMMERCIALS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 JR: WELCOME BACK! We're about to hear from a man who's making a big name for himself here on IntenseZone! The pryo explodes, the music hits and THE SHUFFLE~! makes his way to the ring, dancing and slapping hands with the crowd. He's wearing his trademark shorts and wife beater shirt, today the shirt says "It's not a beer gut, it's a gas tank for a DANCE~! Machine!!" on the front- and has a dancing silhouette with the word "The" above it and "Shuffle" below.. Shuffle slides under the ropes and grabs a mic as it's thrown to him. Shuffle: I know you're all expecting me to come out here and tell you how much I have THE HATE~! for G Money, and how I'm going to beat him into the ground the next time we meat... but that's not what THE SHUFFLE~! is about. All I know is that The Shuffle is undefeated since he's joined OAOAST, he's feeling good and tonight, he came here to have fun and make y'all DANCE~!. JIM: B'AH GAWD, DANCING!? Shuffle: G Money can try and kick my ass all he wants, but nothing is going to stop me from coming and out entertaining the crowd. Tonight- I'm going to teach you all how to do the B. DIDDY SHUFFLE~!. And to do that- I need a little help. Shuffle pauses and walks around the ring, looking out on the crowd, as if he's wondering who he should ask for help. Finally he stops and glances at the announcer's table. Shuffle: "Jim Ross!!! JR, I need you to come up here and help me show the people how to get down". JR looks hesitant. Jesse (with an evil grin on his face): "Come on JR- get up there!" Shuffle: "JR, I know what you're thinking... You're thinking 'I'm a big fat white man, I shouldn't be dancing'... well JR- I to am a big fat white guy- and that doesn't stop me from being the SHUFFLE BOMB~! Dropping, Hip-Hopping, KICK ASS BLASTING~!, Super Long Lasting!! most dancinist, most sexiest, most entertaining new addition to INTENSE ZONE~!. Come on JR- I know that everybody in this arena wants to see you some up and cut a little Shuffle with me". Shuffle leads the crowd in the "JR, JR" chant. Some boos are mixed it- but JR, with some help from Jesse finally gets up and makes his way to the ring. Shuffle: "OK, now can I get a little music?" A beat comes on- and Shuffle turns to JR Jesse:"On the behalf of the OAOAST, Intense Zone and the Network- I'd like to apologize for what we're all about to see" Shuffle: "OK, now JR, I'll go slow this first time, you just follow me, it's pretty easy" Shuffle starts to gyrate and trust on stage- moving slowly through the steps of the B. DIDDY SHUFFLE~!, JR follows him slowly- looking very embarrassed and running out of breath. Jesse: "I'm going to be sick" Shuffle and JR keep dancing- JR still lagging behind as Shuffle picks up the pace Shuffle: "Come on JR, more thrust less pelvis... that's right- you're getting it... GO JR, GO JR" The crowd starts to chat with Shuffle... JR looks very red faced and very out of breath. The music starts to fade out and the dancing stops. Shuffle gives JR a pat on the back, JR goes for a handshake, but Shuffle gives him a big hug. JR walks back to the announce table, Jesse is sitting there grinning and laughing. Shuffle walks back up the ramp, dancing and high-fiving... when he reaches the top G.Money comes up and NAILS~! him in the face with a chair. Jesse: "Shuffle just got what he deserved for making me watch this tub of goo dance!!" JR, gasping for breath: "Huff, Huff" Money puts the boots to Shuffle, throws down a couple more chair shots- drops the chair, crack THE SMIRK~! and walks out. Medics run to the Shuffle's aid and help him backstage. JR: "Pant, Gasp, Huff" Jesse: "If we're lucky, Money hit Shuffle hard enough so that he won't remember how to dance anymore" JR: "Cough, Wheeze, Gasp" Jesse (to the medics):"After you boys are done with the dancing queen- you might come check on JR here, there's a change he might just Shane Douglas all over this table" COMMERCIALS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 (edited) We come back from the break with a nervous looking Naz Mistry already in the ring, twitching his shoulders and bouncing on the spot. JR Welcome back fans...and next up we have the match Dan Black made earlier tonight- Naz Mistry must defeat JINGUS for a job here on IntenseZone! JESSE JINGUS got lucky in defeating Jailbait at Dirty Deeds- JR It was Jailbait's own self styled boss that cost him the match! JESSE -but I think Naz can pull of a shock win here! Verdi's "Reqium" fills the arena, as the huge shape of the Devilman walks down to the ring. As JINGUS reaches ringside, Naz gulps and runs forwards, jumping up on to the top rope, before flipping himself forwards out of the ring at JINGUS with a SHOOTING STAR PRESS! JINGUS stands his ground....and CATCHES Naz! The monster lifts Naz up into a gorilla press position, and THROWS him back into the ring over the top rope! Naz crashes to the mat, and JINGUS follows him in, as we get the official start of the match. DING DING DING JR Well, BAH GAWD, Naz tried to get a jump on JINGUS, but the Devilman was ready. JESSE It was good thinking from Naz...but I guess he made it too easy for J. JINGUS goes down and covers Mistry! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! JINGUS grabs the winded Naz and whips him off the ropes. Naz ducks down on his return, avoiding the huge swing J makes and reaching the ropes on the other side. Naz bounces back again, and this time slides down, going through the legs of JINGUS and coming up behind him. The Devilman slowly turns his heavy body, and eats a dropkick to the jaw! JINGUS staggers a little but doesn't go down. Naz ducks out of the ring and leaps up top, before launching a missile dropkick into the chest of JINGUS! The big man STILL doesn't go down! Naz looks at J and shakes his head, but begins to unload on JINGUS with a flurry of hard chops to his wide chest. JINGUS absorbs the blows comfortably, and cuts Naz off with a punch that leaves Naz's ears ringing. A whip, and JINGUS shoulderblocks Mistry down hard. Cover: ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Big J has Naz in his clutches again, and scoops him up, lifting him into the air with another gorilla press! Naz struggles, however, and manages to slip out of JINGUS' clutches and fall on his feet to the mat. Naz unleashes ANOTHER dropkick, this time to the back of JINGUS, and the impact throws JINGUS forward into the corner, where he slams into the turnbuckles. Mistry is behind JINGUS, grabbing a handful of tights and rolling him up with an effort! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! JR Naz has to find something more than that to get the pin. We saw JINGUS's leg get picked apart by Y2Jailbait at Dirty Deeds- perhaps Naz should go after that limb. JESSE Well, Naz has been absent for a while. Perhaps he doesn't know about that injury. After all, Dan threw him into this match with no warning, he had no time to prepare or research his opponent. Both men are up, and Naz drives his shoulder into JINGUS' stomach, doubling him up. Naz grabs J into a front face lock and brings him around into the corner. Mistry hops onto the top, sitting on the top turnbuckle with the facelock still on. Naz leaps off, attempting a tornado DDT, but JINGUS just shoves him away with the turn, and Naz bounces away. Mistry charges back in, but JINGUS lifts up a massive leg and Naz eats BIG BOOT! The luchador is nearly decapitated! The cover! ONE! TWO! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-KICKOUT! JINGUS shakes out his leg, perhaps still feeling the effects of Jailbait's attack. Naz is in no state to notice, however, and JINGUS is quickly back on the attack. A whip into the corner, and J crushes his body onto Naz's with an avalanche. Naz staggers out, and JINGUS draws him in, swinging him up and around and PLANTING his body to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. JINGUS thinks about a cover, but instead picks up Naz like a ragdoll and throws him over his shoulder. JINGUS goes into the corner and puts Naz on the top rope. J starts to climb up after him! JR JINGUS going up top! He has the match in control, he doesn't need to risk this! JESSE He's showboating, Jim Ross! I don't like this new JINGUS! The Devilman applies a front facelock and grabs Naz's tights, before leaning back, pulling his opponent off the top rope! JR SUPAHPLEX, BAH GAWD! But Naz twists in the air, turning and escaping J's grip, so that the superplex turns into a body press! Naz is on top of JINGUS with the cover! ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-KICKOUT! JR So close to a contract for Naz! JINGUS is getting to his feet, barely slowed by the move, and Naz runs to the ropes. Mistry jumps onto the second cable and uses it to springboard back around at J! Naz wraps his legs around the head of JINGUS and flips him over with a hurricanrana! The cover! ONE! TWO! THRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE-KICKOUT! JR Naz needs to keep this pace up to stand any chance! JESSE That's right Jim Ross- but wrestling with so many risks means he can't afford a single mistake. Naz vaults back to the top rope as JINGUS rises once more. Naz jumps high, coming down behind JINGUS and grabbing his tights as he falls, looking to drag him over and down to the mat with a sunset flip off the top. JINGUS topples for a second, but then regains his balance and just SITS down on Naz's chest! Our referee counts it! ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEE-SHOULDER UP! JR BAH GAWD, I thought that was it for Naz! JESSE He's fighting hard, for his career here in the OAOAST! JINGUS pulls Naz up, and signals for the Devilbomb! The crowd POPS in anticipation, but as J has Naz in position, Mistry jackhammers his arm up with a LOW BLOW that our myopic official somehow misses! Naz escapes JINGUS's arms and drops him with a DDT! Naz collects BOOS from the fans as he heads up top, pointing at the fallen body of JINGUS and nodding. Naz stands aloft, before jumping forward and flipping rapidly over and over, DETONATING his body onto the Devilman's with a 450 press! Cover! ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NO! KICKOUT! Naz can't believe it, as he pulls himself up, clutching his own ribs where he slammed into the monster. The referee shrugs and holds up two fingers only. Naz turns back to JINGUS and attempts to pick the Devilman up...but its not needed, as J rises under his own power! KICK! WHAM! DEVILBOMB! Naz is driven into the canvas like a nail! ONE! TWO! TWO AND A HALF! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DING DING DING Announcer: Ladies and Gentlmen, here is your winner- JINGUS! JR BAH GAWD, Naz put up a hell of a fight, but JINGUS is on a roll here on his return and he picks up another win. Can anyone stop the Devilman? JESSE He got lucky again, Jim Ross. The referee's count was too slow on Naz's pins! JR While Jesse talks some more garbage, we'll take a break! Don't go away! COMMERCIALS Edited September 30, 2003 by Mystery Eskimo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 We return to IntenseZone and find ourselves once more in the office of Dan Black. There's another knock on his door. BLACK What now? The door swings open, and Y2JAILBAIT enters. There's a look on Y2J's face that suggests he's not too happy with the IntenseZone General Manager. BLACK Jailbait...good. Hey, did you see Naz? What an idiot. I- JAILBAIT I didn't come here to talk 'bout Naz, man. It's about DIRTY DEEDS! BLACK Yeah, it's a shame you couldn't get the win, but don't worry, you'll make it up to me. JAILBAIT What? I had that match WON, until you stuck your nose in! BLACK You ungrateful- I was ensuring you DID win! It's not my fault you screwed up! JAILBAIT Hey, no one talks to Y2Jailbait that way! If you- BLACK What? No one? Not the guy who got you out of prison? Not the guy who's paying for you to be free? Huh? JAILBAIT ..... BLACK No, I thought not. Don't give me any SHIT, Jailbait, I don't need it! You're here to back me up, not to tell me anything! Got it? JAILBAIT ...... BLACK I SAID...got it? JAILBAIT (mumbling) I got it... BLACK Good. Now get out. JAILBAIT pauses, staring a hole in Dan, before finally turning and walking out. JR Jailbait none too happy with Dan Black, and I can't blame him! JESSE Jailbait needs to remember why he's here. JR There could be more troubles ahead for these two men down the line. Jailbait is not the kind of man to be pushed around. Now let's get to- JESSE Wait- another visitor for Dan! KNOCK KNOCK BLACK Oh, for the love of God...(sighing) Come in... The shaky body of Naz Mistry slumps into the room. BLACK Naz...well...you tried. Now go, you're making my office look untidy. NAZ Look, I need this....give me another chance...I almost had him! BLACK I need JINGUS stopped, not ALMOST stopped. Go back to Mexico, or wherever the hell you're from. NAZ Ok...ok...I understand...look, would you just to one thing for me? BLACK Probably not, but go ahead. NAZ Sign this, for my niece? She's a huge fan. BLACK Well...*pompously* anything for my public... Naz hands Dan a sheet of paper, which Dan scribbles on without looking. BLACK Now, I don't ever want to see you here again. NAZ Well...that would be kinda hard, with my new job and all... BLACK Look, I told you, no job! NAZ This SIGNED CONTRACT says different! JR BAH GAWD! Naz tricked Dan into signing his contract! Dan's ego got the better of him! BLACK What the- you little bastard! Where did you get that? NAZ Your secretary, Jennifer, gave it to me. BLACK Goddamit- look, hand it over, and I won't kick your ass! Naz shakes his head. Dan gets up and makes to come round the table, but Naz sprints out of the room, waving the contract and shouting to all the wrestlers he passes. Dan doesn't pursue, instead sitting back at his desk. BLACK Well...a job he wanted, a job he's got. I'm sure I can think of a few ways Mr. Mistry could be useful... There's a dark smirk on the face of Dan Black as we cut to- COMMERCIALS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2003 *(Cut to the annoucer's table with Jim Ross and Jesse "The Body" Ventura.)* JR: Welcome back fans to IntenseZone! We have had a great night here so far. Jesse: And it is just about to get even better because coming up next, Puerto Rican Lightning, the NEW OaOasT North American Champion, will be out here to speak to the fans, the same fans who have booed him and thrown garbage at him, and have chanted "P.R. Sucks!" Those same fans will have to deal with PRL being the North American Champion alongside being the Puerto Rican Champion from now on! JR: Unfortunately, Jesse is right. Fans, this past Sunday at Dirty Deeds, Puerto Rican Lightning took on the NA Champion, K-NESS in a Last Man Standing Match. That match was a memorable 25 minute brawl which saw BOTH men pull out all the stops to become NA Champion. This match saw Puerto Rican give K-NESS a Styles Clash on the chair. Give K-NESS the Annexation of Puerto Rico. K-NESS get up several times when he should have been knocked out unconscicious. And saw both men knock each other out with chairs at the exact same time! Jesse: It was a hard fought contest. Both men gave it their all to be the champion, but in the end, PRL was the Last Man Standing!!! JR: Sadly, he was. IntenseZone has a new North American Champion. IntenseZone may never be the same again. *(CUE: PRL/K-NESS Video Package):* *The Dirty Deeds logo pops up onto the screen. The screen cuts to crowd shots. The screen then cuts to PRL's and K-NESS' entrances at the PPV. "Adrenaline" by Gavin Rossdale of Bush begins playing. As the opening chords are played we heard JR speak.* JR: A Last Man Standing Match for the North American Title. Can PRL win the NA belt after 4 unsucessful tries? Or will PRL's record in NA Title matches be 0-5? You don't even feel the pain (pain, pain, pain) PRL tells the Lightning Crew to leave the ring. JR: This maybe THE most important match in K-NESS and PRL's lives! Too much is not enough Nobody said this stuff makes any sense We're hooked again Clips of the beginning of the match: K-NESS giving PRL the running forearm. PRL giving K-NESS The Mad Cappa Crusher 2003. The point of no return PRL doing his signature leapfrogs followed by a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. See how the buildings burn Light up the night Such a pretty sight PRL giving K-NESS a Dragon Screw Leg whip. K-NESS giving PRL an enzguri. Adrenaline keeps me in the game PRL and K-NESS getting up. Adrenaline You don't even feel the pain PRL attacking K-NESS. PRL trying to do the Sharpshooter but K-NESS escaping. Wilder than your wildest dreams (Wildest dreams) When you're going to the extremes (going to the extremes) It takes adrenaline JR: PRL turning K-NESS around, and is now stomping a mudhole in him. He puts him onto the top turnbuckle, and he's climbing the top rope. This can't be good. What's PRL trying to do? PRL gives K-NESS a Superplex. Through an empty night It's only you and I that understand There is no plan Puerto Rican Lightning putting on K-NESS' towel around his neck and giving K-NESS a High Angle Exploder. Then the Jugigatame. Follow by the Rolling Back Suplexes and a Top Rope Kneedrop; all K-NESS moves. get closer to the thrill Only time will kill K-NESS giving PRL a Belly-To-Belly Suplex. PRL low-blowing K-NESS. s in your eyes It's so alive Cut to K-NESS clotheslining PRL onto the floor. K-NESS throwing PRL to the steps. Adrenaline keeps me in the game Cut to PRL smashing a steel chair onto K-NESS' right arm which is resting on the ringpost. Adrenaline You don't even feel the pain A close-up shot of K-NESS holding his right arm in pain. i]Wilder than your wildest dreams (wildest dreams) When you go to the extremes (go the extremes) It takes Adrenaline[/i] K-NESS gets up after being hit in the right arm with the chair. PRL hitting K-NESS in the legs with the chair several times. K-NESS struggling to get up. Run through the speeds of sound PRL trying to hit K-NESS with the chair but missing and instead hitting the rope causing the chair to hit PRL. Everything slows you down And the colors that surround you (Colors that surround you) K-NESS giving PRL a lariat with his left arm. K-NESS with the Rolling Backdrop Suplexes. I bleed into the well (Bleed into the well)* PRL screaming in pain. anyhing you really need K-NESS giving PRL a Top Rope Kneedrop. a way to find the speed PRL giving K-NESS a Latin Slam (Rock Bottom). and then you will achieve Escape velocity Cut to PRL giving K-NESS the "Free Puerto Rico Now!" (Gory Bomb). Cut to PRL giving K-NESS a Styles Clash on the chair. *As the song hits an instrumental, the video cuts to both men getting up after the Styles Clash.* JR: This match has taken a toll on both these men. Both men want this belt so badly that they are sacrificing their bodies for it. They want the chance to be called the North American Champion!!! Too much is not enough Nobody gave it up PRL giving K-NESS a F.U. Elbow Drop. Cut to PRL giving K-NESS the Puerto Rico Elbow. I'm not the kind to lay down and die Cut to PRL giving K-NESS the Annexation of Puerto Rico on the chair. Adrenaline keeps me in the game Cut to PRL giving K-NESS the four flying forearms. Adrenaline You don't even feel the pain A close-up shot of K-NESS in pain. Wilder than your wildest dreams (Wildest dreams) When you go to the extremes (Go to the extremes) You need Adrenaline Cut to different shots from the match. Adrenaline Screaming out your name K-NESS locking the Ganso STF on PRL and PRL tapping. Adrenaline You don't even feel the pain PRL lying on the mat in pain. []Wilder than your wildest dreams (Wildest dreams) When you go to the extremes (Go to the extremes) You taste Adrenaline[/i] More shots from the match. *The video cuts to the ending with Puerto Rican Lightning and K-NESS hitting each other in the face with chairs at the same time.* JR: UNBELIVEABLE. We have basically seen it all in this match-up. *PRL and K-NESS are lying on the mat. PRL begins to get up.* You don't even feel the pain You don't even feel the pain PRL gets up at the count of 9. K-NESS is still out as the referee counts 10. JR: 10? 10? 10?!!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AW, SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* Jesse: YES! YES! YES! YES! PRL HAS DONE IT! HE'S FINALLY DONE IT! WE GOT A NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION! WE GOT A NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION!!!! Ring Annoucer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match.......and NEW OaOasT North American Champion, PUERTO RICAN LIGGGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTTNNNNNINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! We're going to extremes There's nothing in between "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against The Machine starts up. The crowd is booing quite loudly, probalby the loudest they have ever booed PRL as garbage is thrown into the ring. Puerto Rican Lightning, dazed and tired, manages enough strength to raise his arms and flip the middle finger to the crowd. He looks at K-NESS and spits at him as he smiles evily and jumps up and down. JR: Ladies and gentlemen, as much I hate to admit it, we got a new OaOasT North American Champion. Puerto Rican Lightning, after 4 unsucessful tries, has won the North American Title for the very first time. *It's where I want to be You don't even feel the pain* Cut to The Lightning Crew coming out to celebrate. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez gives PRL a kiss. Vitamin X gives PRL a high five. And Mr. Boricua gives PRL a big hug. The Lightning Crew raise the hands of PRL who is tired and sweaty as the crowd continues booing. PRL is handed the Puerto Rican Championship and hugs both his old belt and his new belt. K-NESS is being helped to the back by officals and referees. *Cut to PRL doing the Kurt Angle-esque celebration crying his eyes out and hugging and kissing his belts. The lights go out and a single blue spotlight is shown on PRL. He puts the North American Title belt in the center of the ring and kneels behind it, bowing down to the belt as if the belt was his god.* You don't even feel the pain Going to the extremes No one feels the pain PRL does the HBK pose with both his belts to massive boos. The fans can still not believe PRL is actually the North American Champion. PRL raises the OaOasT North American belt on his right hand and the Puerto Rican Championship belt on his left hand. He raises both belts for the crowd to see in the middle of the ring while pyro shoots off from the ringposts. I'm going to the extremes There's nothing in between There's nothing in between I'm going to the extremes I'm going to the extremes PRL goes to all four turnbuckles and raises the North American & Puerto Rican Championships as he sneers to the crowd. The crowd boos PRL loudly and throw trash to the ring. He jaws with the fans as garbage continues to fill the ring. There's nothing in between Red, white, and blue confetti and ballons pop out from the top of the arena. Fireworks hit causing the crowd to cheer. Flyers then fall from the arena with "CONGRADULATIONS PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING-NEW OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION!" written on them. PRL looks at one of the flyers and hugs the Lightning Crew. Mr. Boricua puts PRL on his shoulders and leads him across the ring. Vitamin X and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez chant "P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!" while the fans chant "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" PRL raises the NA Title on top of Mr. Boricua's shoulders You don't even feel the pain Feel the pain Feel the pain Feel the pain Feel the pain Feel the pain Feel the pain You don't even feel the pain PRL raises the North American and Puerto Rican Championships on the turnbuckles one more time then leaves the ring. The crowd continues booing him and throwing garbage in his direction. The Lightning Crew all leave the ring. At the top of the entrance ramp, PRL raises his two belts together. The crowd boos once more and The Lightning Crew leaves. Going to the extremes You don't even feel the pain Jesse: Starting this week on IntenseZone, THIS MAN RIGHT HERE will main event every show. THIS MAN will dominate the show. THIS MAN RIGHT HERE will hold IZ's biggest title belt. Puerto Rican Lightning will main event every IntenseZone for as long as he's NA Champion. JR: Well, BAH GAWD, you're right and- "Quiet" hits up, signalling the arrival of Dan Black! JR BLACK? AGAIN? just what this show needs! We'll take a break- perhaps he'll be gone by the time we're back! COMMERCIALS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2003 As we come back, Dan is in the ring, mic in hand, looking a little angry. BLACK Blah blah blah blah BLAH! That's all I've heard tonight! Well now it's time for ME to talk, and you all to listen! Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BLACK Oh, I'm not asking you- I'm TELLING you! I have some announcements, so all of you, sit down and SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BLACK Firstly...I'm proud to annouce next week's show will be the SEASON PREMIERE of IntenseZone! IZ has needed a change of image for some time, and this is the perfect opporunity. New logo. New music. New set. And changes. Plenty of changes. First- Mr. Jesse Ventura. You stood up to me at Dirty Deeds. You did it on IntenseZone, last month. Now, I respect someone who stands up for themselves. But when it disrespects me, I don't like it. Simple. So, Jess- you're out. Fired. Gone. See ya. JR BAH GAWD! HE CAN'T- BLACK Shut your fat face, Jim! I can see you wheezing away down there! Listen up! Now, Jesse is gone. Jim, the shows all yours. JR BAH GAWD, he just wants to punish me more! JESSE I won't stand for this, Jim Ross. No one crosses "The Body" like this. You wait and see. BLACK Now, my next announcement. PRL! Dan turns to PRL and nods. BLACK Congratulations on your North American title- I can't think of a better champion. And I know you'll be a fighting champion. But you don't need to be tonight. No NA title defence tonight. Or next week, unless you want to, because I'm removing the mandatory NA title defence. Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JR This is blatant favouritism! BLACK And my final change...for the moment...I want more matches, more competition on IntenseZone. So, I'm proud to introduce THE INTENSE FIVE! What is this? Simple. A top five rankings system. The wrestler ranked number one will be IntenseZone's number one contender to the OAOAST World Title, and the champion will HAVE to defend against that man, on IntenseZone, within 30 days! Calvin- see what happens when you run your mouth off at me? Over the next few weeks, the first Intense Five will be chosen. So, everyone in the back, get your working boots on. This is a chance to make a huge name for yourselves. And finally- well, you know what? I've told you all enough for one night. There's more coming, don't worry. But for now- goodnight. This show is OVER. The lights drop out. Audio cuts. STATIC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2003 Audio fizzes back. Camera cuts shakily on again. ::Cut to, the back:: Stephen Joseph and Dan Black are yelling furiously at each other next to a black limo. Jailbait leers angrily at Joseph, and Jingus is doing his best to keep Stephen from stepping over a line. Both men cannot calm down. Dan Black: You're NOT needed anymore Stephen. Get it? Intensezone is a success now, whether you like it or not, and its under MY rule. I don't need you, we don't need you. Go back to corporate and bother me next month for your insignificant announcements. Stephen Joseph: Ingrate! After all we did, we started together! I may not have been the best, but I stuck with it through alot of crap. It's not your efforts that are making iZ a better show than hD. It's the wrestler's! Them, not you. Go on, leave and be a coward. I will ALWAYS be here. Jingus: Back down Stephen. Now is not the time. Dan Black: It'll never be your time! Driver, lets go! Dan Black and Jailbait close their doors and the limo speeds out of the parking garage. The camera pans back around to Stephen and Jingus. Stephen: I think it worked. Jingus: What worked? Female Voice: Umm, excuse me? Stephen: Yes? Female Voice: I have this for you Stephen. The two men turn around, and reveal Dan's newly hired secretary Jennifer! She hands Stephen an thick manilla envelope. Stephen: Thanks Jennifer. I appreciate why you're doing this. Jennifer: Let's just say, this is for a friend. Jennifer walks off. Jingus: What is that? Stephen: ::opens the manilla folder:: Dan's plans buddy. All his plans. You know what they say about plans right? Jingus: Indeed I do. Stephen: ::smiling:: The best laid plans oft go awry...:: ::fade to black:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
