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Tyrese is not a good actor, all he did was eat fast food in the movie! Some of the rappers put up a better performance than Tyrese. 2F2F at least was about street racing, Bad Boys 2 went everywhere with its subplots.

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True Story:

 

My cousin dated Theresa Randle when living in California.

By date do you mean "date" or DATE...

 

*does explicit gesture with hands to explain what he means*

 

*remembers Zack can't see him and that was pretty pointless*

 

*sees lady that sits across from him did see him...hopefully she smiles*

 

...

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

*shes not smiling*

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ahem...

 

The cars represented on both Fast and Furious movies are the cars that can back it up. The people in these movies aren't the idiots who throw on stickers and body kits and claim that their base model Civic is a race car despite doing no engine work. So you stand corrected.

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True Story:

 

My cousin dated Theresa Randle when living in California.

By date do you mean "date" or DATE...

 

*does explicit gesture with hands to explain what he means*

 

*remembers Zack can't see him and that was pretty pointless*

 

*sees lady that sits across from him did see him...hopefully she smiles*

 

...

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

*shes not smiling*

Dated, as in for a while. So yeah, I'm assuming what you're thinking.

 

Lucky bastard got to meet Toni Braxton too.

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Martin Lawrence sucks a donkey's ass. I've never found him funny.

Martin in "Nothing to Lose" 0wns your face!

 

 

"I'm-- I'm Nick Beam.That's what I told her. I'm Nick Beam. And Nick Beam ain't puttin' up with that bullshit. She'd have been crying, you know? "Oh, Nick, please take me back. Please, please, Nick. It was only one time." I'm gone "one time" your ass. Nick Beam is the master of his fate, the ruler of his destiny. So if you wanna cry on somebody's shoulder, why don't you cry on Superdick? As for Nick Beam, I'm fit, lit, and I damn sure ain't takin' no shit. So you can get the fuck out. That's what I'd 'a told the bitch. *cuts eggs* Dats what I'da told da bitch."

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True Story:

 

My cousin dated Theresa Randle when living in California.

By date do you mean "date" or DATE...

 

*does explicit gesture with hands to explain what he means*

 

*remembers Zack can't see him and that was pretty pointless*

 

*sees lady that sits across from him did see him...hopefully she smiles*

 

...

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

*shes not smiling*

Dated, as in for a while. So yeah, I'm assuming what you're thinking.

 

Lucky bastard got to meet Toni Braxton too.

Oh, you could go to Phipps Plaza in atlanta like any day of the week and see Toni back in her "I'm spending money for no reason what so ever." Days. She is like 3 feet tall.

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How about Blue Streak? That movie was one of the funniest movies I had seen in ages. Hopefully the sequel is just as good.

 

"...you just said you had a big cat in your pants."

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True Story:

 

My cousin dated Theresa Randle when living in California.

By date do you mean "date" or DATE...

 

*does explicit gesture with hands to explain what he means*

 

*remembers Zack can't see him and that was pretty pointless*

 

*sees lady that sits across from him did see him...hopefully she smiles*

 

...

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

*shes not smiling*

Dated, as in for a while. So yeah, I'm assuming what you're thinking.

 

Lucky bastard got to meet Toni Braxton too.

Oh, you could go to Phipps Plaza in atlanta like any day of the week and see Toni back in her "I'm spending money for no reason what so ever." Days. She is like 3 feet tall.

Yeah, but Toni is one of Zack's "dream women", so I got that one tossed in my face quite a bit. You figure family would hook a brother up, but nooo. Then again, it probably had to do with the fact that I was barely 16.

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"Leaving pizzas around you is like leaving me around some candy..." *starts chomping teeth*

"I'll eat's it up!"

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How about when he bursts into the police meeting by accident, and has to take questions?

 

Cop (who is one of the Spanish cops from Bad Boys):"What do you think we should do about the (insert name of gun here)."

 

Martin:"What do YOU think we should do about it?"

 

Cop:"I think we should scrap it."

 

Martin:"Then scrap it. You know why? Cuz YOU want it!"

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Nothing to Lose was good. Blue Streak owes itself to Dave Chapelle.

Holy shit, I forgot Dave played his friend.

 

"All I know is that he's gay. GAY GAY GAY!"

"and he said that I was ugly and that I couldn't read to good."

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Any movie that has to be this bad, I must see.

 

It can't be any worse than 2F2F....can it?

Don't kid yourself. 2 Fast 2 Furious was good.

I actually enjoyed 2 Fast a lot more than I did the first one. But I'm beginning to become curious to see how truly bad this movie is.

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The Brit critics are mainly just bashing Gigli because everyone else is doing so. It really isn't as bad as all that, I actually would give it *1/2 for the crazed Pacino cameo and a few other slightly amusing parts.

 

And yes, I did go to see this at the theater mainly to see how bad it would be.

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ahem...

 

The cars represented on both Fast and Furious movies are the cars that can back it up. The people in these movies aren't the idiots who throw on stickers and body kits and claim that their base model Civic is a race car despite doing no engine work. So you stand corrected.

Actually reading the quarter miles the fastest car in that movie was the Camaro SS. So once again Rice Burners fail.

Oh and that Charger in the first Fast and Furious....that was a damn fast car...and it wasn't a rice burner....

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