Guest crandamaniac Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 Palm Beach, Fla) - Rescuers worked frantically for over ten hours Sunday, to get a beached whale back out into the sea, until they realized the whale wasn't a whale at all. It was 500 pound WWF superstar the Big Show, whose real name is Paul Wight. The mix-up occurred as a Palm Beach resident, Marge Olson, was walking along the beach when she thought she spotted a beached whale. "I saw what I thought had to be a whale stuck in the sand. It was just kind of rolling around, making these terrible noises and the smell was unbearable. I ran back to my condo and called 911." As it turned out, there was a simple explanation for this. Chief Whale Rescuer, Charles Jordan gave us the details. "Paul went and got smashed the night before and he simply passed out on the beach. The rolling around, the terrible noises, and the foul smell, were just a result of Paul's massive hangover and a case of very severe gas." Unfortunately, the rescue squad also believed that they were dealing with a real whale, until very late that night. Charles Jordan says that in Palm Beach this isn't surprising at all. "We're a real confused bunch down here. I think that is obvious to just about everyone in America. Hell I thought he was a real whale for about the first ten hours we worked on him. Then he started mumbling something about 'being forced to work on Raw' and I started getting a little freaked out. Finally one of my co-workers recognized him from all the television wrestling shows. I just wish we would have realized it sooner. I went and stuck my hand in what I though was the whale's blowhole, trying to make sure its' airflow wasn't blocked I'm going to have to go home and soak that hand in disinfectant for about a week now. " Paul Wight could also face legal troubles as a result of the whale mix-up. There is a law in Palm Beach that strictly prohibits anyone from impersonating a beached whale. The maximum sentence for such an offence is three to five years, plus a $1,000 fine. It is unclear whether prosecutors will file charges against Mr. Wight at this time.
Guest Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 Dont make fun of his weight, its bad enough Jim Ross does it.
Guest TheDames7 Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 Thanks for the idea. Name a superstar, and you fill in what he's mistaken for ok? HHH is mistaken for..... Dames - Fill It In
Guest Anglesault Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 HHH is mistaken for a sloth Steve Austin is mistaken for....
Guest TheDames7 Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 The bailiff on Night Court. Chris Jericho is mistaken for... Dames - You Love Me Dont You
Guest The Man in Blak Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 Chris Benoit (JR does it all the time, BY-GAWD) Brock Lesnar is mistaken for...
Guest oldschoolwrestling Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 Sid Vicious and Scott Steiner's love child. The Rock is mistaken for.....
Guest crandamaniac Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 Derek Jeter mixed w/ a muppet X-pac is mistaken for...
Guest Risk Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 The 1-2-3 Kid. Buff Bagwell is mistaken for...
Guest TheDames7 Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 An ever gayer George Michael. Booker T is mistaken for... Dames - Got this thread OVER.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 a wrestler. Edge is mistaken for...
Guest DrEvil Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 an underpushed wrestler RVD is mistaken for...
Guest buffybeast Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 a good wrestler. Sexy Albert is mistaken for.....
Guest DrEvil Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 Geroge the animal Steele and a gorilla's love child. Lance Storm is mistaken for...
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 a big fat hairy pig. Billy n Chuck are mistaken for...
Guest HartFan86 Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 The Ambigously Gay Duo! Raven is mistaken for...
Guest Goodear Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 ... MOPPY! (well.... hair wise anyway) Jeff Hardy is mistaken for....
Guest y2jailbait Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 A Heterosexual! Stevie Ray is mistaken for............
Guest TheDames7 Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 A fruitbooty. The Ultimate Warrior is mistaken for... Dames - No, not me!
Guest Anglesault Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 A sane man. Test is mistaken for...
Guest Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 Kevin Nash when he could work. It's a mistake 'cause Nash never could work. Aldo Montoya is mistaken for...
Guest TheDames7 Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 Shane O'Mac's BUTT buddy. Stephanie McMahon is mistaken for... Dames - Her Husband
Guest Anglesault Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 Kevin Nash when he could work. It's a mistake 'cause Nash never could work. And Test can?
Guest TheDames7 Posted April 1, 2002 Report Posted April 1, 2002 I think about it this way.....do you think Nash could have had a good match with Shane McMahon at SummerSlam 99? Dames - Doubts It
Guest Posted April 2, 2002 Report Posted April 2, 2002 A talented booker. Kurt Angle is mistaken for...
Guest Anglesault Posted April 2, 2002 Report Posted April 2, 2002 A main eventer. Scott Hall is mistaken for...
Guest HartFan86 Posted April 2, 2002 Report Posted April 2, 2002 A Monkey. Hurricane is mistaken for..
Guest Anglesault Posted April 2, 2002 Report Posted April 2, 2002 I think about it this way.....do you think Nash could have had a good match with Shane McMahon at SummerSlam 99? Dames - Doubts It That was ALL shane.
Guest The Masked Yodeler Posted April 2, 2002 Report Posted April 2, 2002 Speedball Paul Heyman is mistaken for...
Guest TheDames7 Posted April 2, 2002 Report Posted April 2, 2002 I think about it this way.....do you think Nash could have had a good match with Shane McMahon at SummerSlam 99? Dames - Doubts It That was ALL shane. Do you really think Nash can hit a flying elbow off the top to the center of the ring? Test sold for Shane pretty good....something that Nash is just incapable of doing these days. Dames - Doesn't Run on Diesel Power
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