Big show mistaken for beached whale

[Guest crandamaniac]

Palm Beach, Fla) - Rescuers worked frantically for over

ten hours Sunday, to get a beached whale back out into the

sea, until they realized the whale wasn't a whale at all.  It was

500 pound WWF superstar the Big Show, whose real name

is Paul Wight.

 

The mix-up occurred as a Palm Beach resident,

Marge Olson, was walking along the beach when she thought

she spotted a beached whale.  "I saw what I thought had to

be a whale stuck in the sand.  It was just kind of rolling around,

making these terrible noises and the smell was unbearable.

I ran back to my condo and called 911."  As it turned out, there

was a simple explanation for this.  Chief Whale Rescuer,

Charles Jordan gave us the details.  "Paul went and

got smashed the night before and he simply passed out on the

beach.  The rolling around, the terrible noises, and the foul smell,

were just a result of Paul's massive hangover and a case of

very severe gas."

 

Unfortunately, the rescue squad also believed that

they were dealing with a real whale, until very late that night.

Charles Jordan says that in Palm Beach this isn't surprising

at all.  "We're a real confused bunch down here.  I think that is

obvious to just about everyone in America.  Hell I thought

he was a real whale for about the first ten hours we worked on

him.  Then he started mumbling something about 'being forced

to work on Raw' and I started getting a little freaked

out.  Finally one of my co-workers recognized him from all the

television wrestling shows. I just wish we would have realized

it sooner. I went and stuck my hand in what I though was the

whale's blowhole, trying to make sure its' airflow wasn't blocked

I'm going to have to go home and soak that hand in disinfectant

for about a week now. "

 

Paul Wight could also face legal troubles as a result of

the whale mix-up.  There is a law in Palm Beach that strictly

prohibits anyone from impersonating a beached whale.  The

maximum sentence for such an offence is three to five years,

plus a $1,000 fine.  It is unclear whether prosecutors will file

charges against Mr. Wight at this time.

[Guest]

Dont make fun of his weight, its bad enough Jim Ross does it.

[Guest TheDames7]

Thanks for the idea.  

 

Name a superstar, and you fill in what he's mistaken for ok?

 

HHH is mistaken for.....

 

Dames - Fill It In

[Guest Anglesault]

HHH is mistaken for a sloth

 

Steve Austin is mistaken for....

[Guest TheDames7]

The bailiff on Night Court.  

 

Chris Jericho is mistaken for...

 

Dames - You Love Me Dont You

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Chris Benoit (JR does it all the time, BY-GAWD)

 

Brock Lesnar is mistaken for...

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

Sid Vicious and Scott Steiner's love child.

 

The Rock is mistaken for.....

[Guest crandamaniac]

Derek Jeter mixed w/ a muppet

 

X-pac is mistaken for...

[Guest Risk]

The 1-2-3 Kid.

 

Buff Bagwell is mistaken for...

[Guest TheDames7]

An ever gayer George Michael.

 

Booker T is mistaken for...

 

Dames - Got this thread OVER.

[Guest Anglesault]

a wrestler.

 

Edge is mistaken for...

[Guest DrEvil]

an underpushed wrestler

 

RVD is mistaken for...

[Guest buffybeast]

a good wrestler.

 

Sexy Albert is mistaken for.....

[Guest DrEvil]

Geroge the animal Steele and a gorilla's love child.

 

Lance Storm is mistaken for...

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

a big fat hairy pig.

 

Billy n Chuck are mistaken for...

[Guest HartFan86]

The Ambigously Gay Duo!

 

Raven is mistaken for...

[Guest Goodear]

... MOPPY!  (well.... hair wise anyway)

 

Jeff Hardy is mistaken for....

[Guest y2jailbait]

A Heterosexual!

 

Stevie Ray is mistaken for............

[Guest TheDames7]

A fruitbooty.

 

The Ultimate Warrior is mistaken for...

 

Dames - No, not me!

[Guest Anglesault]

A sane man.

 

Test is mistaken for...

[Guest]

Kevin Nash when he could work.

 

It's a mistake 'cause Nash never could work.

 

Aldo Montoya is mistaken for...

[Guest TheDames7]

Shane O'Mac's BUTT buddy.

 

Stephanie McMahon is mistaken for...

 

Dames - Her Husband

[Guest Anglesault]

Kevin Nash when he could work.

 

It's a mistake 'cause Nash never could work.

And Test can?

[Guest TheDames7]

I think about it this way.....do you think Nash could have had a good match with Shane McMahon at SummerSlam 99?

 

Dames - Doubts It

[Guest]

A talented booker.

 

Kurt Angle is mistaken for...

[Guest Anglesault]

A main eventer.

 

Scott Hall is mistaken for...

[Guest HartFan86]

A Monkey.

 

Hurricane is mistaken for..

[Guest Anglesault]

I think about it this way.....do you think Nash could have had a good match with Shane McMahon at SummerSlam 99?

 

Dames - Doubts It

That was ALL shane.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Speedball

 

Paul Heyman is mistaken for...

[Guest TheDames7]

I think about it this way.....do you think Nash could have had a good match with Shane McMahon at SummerSlam 99?

 

Dames - Doubts It

That was ALL shane.

Do you really think Nash can hit a flying elbow off the top to the center of the ring?  Test sold for Shane pretty good....something that Nash is just incapable of doing these days.  

 

Dames - Doesn't Run on Diesel Power