Worst thing you ever done at school

[Guest alfdogg]

as in finger banging

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

ahhhh. cool.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

What I want to know is what kind of asshole do you have to be to give a girl shit for giving people head? The one who doesn't get head? You have problems with girls giving head? If you do please don't mess it up for the rest of us who like to get head. Head is good.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

well back before i learned how to control myself with pills and forcing things onto the little black ball in my stomach...

 

attacked innumerable other students for bullying and shit

 

tried to forcibly make another student fit into a locker(it dont work like on tv)

 

tried to destroy a classroom wall(like dry wall or something) by throwing a hockey skate and swinging an aluminum bat

 

went to class drunk a few times

 

lit gym mats on fire

 

in grade 6(i think) i tried to impale a girl by throwing a pencil at her(i was infront of the class giving a speech or some shit like that and i had a total meltdown with all those fuckers looking at me so i flipped)

 

tried to swing on a teacher who was being a dick to me

 

ya so thats about all i can remember right now...

 

ps: i never got in any real trouble cuz i was considered to be kinda psycho back then (finally kinda calmed down on the world when i was about 15...seven years ago)

 

and im not psycho...im just 'off'

 

a true 'columbine' threat years before there really was such a thing...

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I was caught finger banging a girl in first grade, but the teacher didn't know what to say so she didn't say much at all.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Damn, i'm just not ruthless enough.

 

Me neither.  Nothing much ever happened.  Except once in my OAC year (Grade 13), a former student who had gotten expelled for not meeting the required, gotten kicked out of his home and was living on the streets, attacked the principal with a fire axe.  The principal won the fight anyways.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

I only got in trouble 2 times ever in school. 1 was for fighting big whoop, the other stealing something, and 3, well i guess i have 3, was being searched for a potential weapon of a FUCKIN water gun.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Oh man, where to begin...

 

My junior year in high school, a bunch of kids I know from both junior and senior years had a little "prank pulling clique" (I won't give the name for fear of incrimination, lol).  I never did much of the dirty work, but since I was (and still am) a prep, and knew most of the administration, I got us hall passes, etc...all the clearance you'd need for this stuff.  

 

Things done:

 

Baby Oil on the stairs

Paintball Grenade set off in Guidance Office (I got blamed for this for no reason, with no proof, other than that I  hung out with these guys.  I asked the principal what she was smoking, and told her to call the cops if she wanted, but she had no proof and I didn't do it anyways.  Needless to say, she never bugged me again)

Football Gambling Pool

Put fish in the radiator and ceiling tiles

Rolled chicken heads down the hall

 

In 6th grade I got into a fight with a kid in gym class.  He was going around pantsing people, and tried it on me.  Needless to say, I can be a cocky SOB, so when he tried it on me, I shoved him away.  He came at me, but I knocked the wind out of him with a kick to the ribs (I took Tae Kwon Do for years).  They wanted to suspend me, but since the fight was in self defense (sorta) my mom complained, since she was a PTO president at my sisters school.  The vice principal never suspended me after my mom bitched him out, and became somewhat of a buddy, helping me out by getting me out of classes, etc.  This was during the beginning of the "Zack Era" ( I got the nickname in middle school), so some of my buddies used to call the guy "Belding")

 

The same principal got transferred to the high school the same year I was a freshman.  I thought that high school was gonna rock,but then administration wanted to cut his pay or some crap, so he got another job.  About half the high school walked out that day in protest, with yours truly one of the ringleaders of it.

 

Also in middle school, got into a HUGE fight with my girlfriend, leading to us not talking until high school.  During that time, I had people blackmail her (there were pics of her w/ one kid while she liked another) and on a class trip, dump a pitcher of water on her.

 

Was given a late pass by my chemistry teacher.  3 times meant detention.  It was my 3rd time, but I responded by eating the hall pass in front of him, to the delight of my class.  Even the teacher laughed, and I got out of it.

 

Left school during exams numerous times.  Snuck in through a side entrance and hung out in gym (friendly with the teacher).  The guys I was with walked in the front door, and got caught for skipping.

 

My ex during softmore/junior year started dating this total DICK.  I mean, if you don't wanna be with me, fine, but this kid was a Class A Tool.  He broke his ankle or something somehow, and was on crutches.  He tried to start with me in front of her to look cool, and I proceeded to kick the crutches out from under him and bitch him out, threatening to literally step all over him.  The kid never came near me again all during high school.  

 

Every morning during homeroom in high school, me and two of my good friends would take our chairs, walk out of the room with them, and just randomly place them somewhere in the school.  We used to die whenever we saw the janitors walking around, trying to figure out where the hell it came from.

 

And I was the only kid given permission to have his video camera in school.  Gotta capture the moment, lol.

[Guest hardyz1]

I never did anything too bad, but in 11th grade we had this Physics teacher who most of us(ie, the boys) HATED.  She was an ugly bitch with an annoying voice.  We always said she couldn't talk right because she had too much cum in her mouth.  

 

I was the original hater, though.  One day a couple weeks in, I wasn't doing my lab assignment because I was studying for a Trig test, and she bitched about it, and I said "It doesn't matter, we're all gonna die anyway."  She told my guidance counselor about it, as if I might be suicidal or something.  From that point, it was on.

 

I mostly did small shit, like say some smartass comments, throw garbage in the sinks, nothing major.  Eventually everybody else started to hate her, too, so it made the class fun just making fun of her.  One time, though, I took one of the transparencies for the overhead projector which had some notes on it and washed it off.  This was between periods(it was a double period class).  I didn't get caught for that.  I did get written up three times by her, I forgot what they were for, though.  But one time I brought in a carton of milk and poked a couple holes in the bottom of it, and put it in one of the lab table drawers.  The next day, I looked in the drawer and it was gone.  She thought she caught me with this, but I denied it.  I made an offhand comment that went something like, "Maybe I'll bring in some rotten eggs and put them on your chair."  She tried to write me up for this, but the bitch was unsuccessful.

 

Two other kids in her classes found out where she lived and drew maps to her house in their books, but they got caught, no punishment.

 

And the coup de grace, as they say;  I created her in Wrestlemania 2000, and beat the shit out of her with my created character.  I recorded this match and brought it to school to show in study hall.  I don't know if she ever found out about it.

 

She stopped teaching in April of that school year(she wasn't actually scheduled to be our teacher; the regular teacher had medical problems and only taught for about three weeks after the bitch left).  We like to think that we ran her off.

 

Damn that was long.  And not very interesting.  Sorry, I just never got to tell that story before.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i helped a friend of mine plant marijuana in a teacher's desk. everybody hated the teacher and he made the mistake of giving me and my buddies a month of detention. so we planted the drugs and gave the police a anymonous tip. bye bye teach.

[Guest Flyboy]

What I want to know is what kind of asshole do you have to be to give a girl shit for giving people head? The one who doesn't get head? You have problems with girls giving head? If you do please don't mess it up for the rest of us who like to get head. Head is good.

Speak on... head IS good.

 

Recently, I've spreaded word that my ex-girlfriend gave me head... now all the girls think she is a slut and all the guys wants head from her.  

 

The life...

[Guest Austin3164life]

When I was in 10th grade, this might sound wierd, but we were watching Saving Private Ryan in my AP US History class.  I, and a girl, were sitting on the couch.  She started moaning (finger gestures provided by myself) and everyone turned around.  Not really BAD, but tons of embarassment.....

[Guest]

I pressed the fire alarm.

[Guest spiny norman]

Well, one of our teachers was reading us something (I forget when, fairly early in my schooling, I think) and then had to stop because there was a slight amount of restlesness in my general direction.

 

Anyway, she said something like "We're just waiting for one silly person" yet it didn't stop.

 

So she walked over to me and saw that I had my penis hanging out. And I wasn't suspended, put on detention or anything. Just told I was a very naughty boy or something.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I wish I would have gone to Zack Malibu's school sounds like some tv-type shit. You guys are about to get me started on my rat bastardness and you don't want that.

[Guest]

Stole scale from science lab

stole numerous beakers and shit from science lab

sprayed spanish teacher with fire extinguisher in 8th grade

fingered a girl in 6th grade when we were in chorus

bitched out numerous teachers I didn't like

Stole a zip drive from the school, sold it on ebay for $50, and bought lotsa weed and alcohol.

 

This is an original story- in 7th grade my friend got in a fight with this substitute teacher who was starting shit, and shoved him over, and my friend (whos insane) just beat the shit outta him. funny thing is he didn't get in any trouble, and the sub got fired.

[Guest BookerTman]

Hey dude, I also had a guy in my class in grade 7(that must mean I'm Canadian eh? Yep) who got in a fight with the substitute teacher out in the hall. The pothead just got up and left and the teacher didn't notice. Someone told him and the sub just flipped out and went after him. Neither kicked the others ass though. I'd kill to see a teacher get whipped. I've heard of this monster in kindergarten who whipped 2 grade one kids, 2 on 1. The kid also put sand in another's mouth and urinated on 2 others. He's still attending! You can get expelled for whispering in class but you can piss on people and make 'em swallow dirt and nothing will be done to ya, I don't give a shit if he's in kindergarten.

 

I've never done much shit though, nothing compared to what I read on here. My school must be too mellow, and too small, to have shit THAT crazy happen. Though reading about guys fingering girls makes me think of the time I boned a girl in the gym for a few seconds. No one noticed except for the parties involved, and it wasn't sexual harassment. In fact, I don't even think it was a bad thing but if we were caught...

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I wish I would have gone to Zack Malibu's school sounds like some tv-type shit. You guys are about to get me started on my rat bastardness and you don't want that.

That's pretty much the same thing a friend of mine said when we were younger doing pranks and the like.  He said something along the lines of "This is like an episode of Saved By The Bell", and thus my Zack nickname started to stick.

 

I'm not gonna lie, it was a blast doing that stuff.  Oh man (sob)...I MISS HIGH SCHOOL (sob).

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

School is what you make it.

[Guest Choken One]

Well, let's see...Me personally?

 

Punched a Teacher. He deserved It. One week suspension.

 

Took my Father's race car...and trashed the Football field and rolled it into the Gym...there was a assembley...cranked the bitch up and make a doughnut and drove out. No expulsion but a Lawsuit but I managed to defer the lawsuit to the sponsers and paid nothing. But the school got a considerable donation

 

In 8th grade...stole the teachers keys and locked her in the office with a few reptile friends.

 

That's about it for me.

 

However, my Hetero-sexual life mate, Chad In the ultimate act of defiance...Stripped to his bare nude body poured Baby oil over himself and masturbated in Algebra class. X+Y=Cum.

[Guest tank_abbott]

I pissed on the bathroom walls for a month straight until I was caught and suspended

[Guest converge241]

nothing real bad except for fingering and getting oral from an ex whose mom worked there as a janitor. Afterschool in the locker area.. almost got caught as her mom came by 5 minutes after

[Guest caboose]

I'm glad this thread got bumped cos i would have forgot about it otherwise.

about three weeks ago, my friend ben had his BB gun confiscated, he had brought it with him to college, to get it fixed in the Design Technology area.

well myself and ben then hatched a plan, that would require a short person, to get the BB gun back.

two weeks ago me,and two of my friends, ben and alice(she is 5 foot nothing), we got onto college grounds at 2am on a Monday night/Tuesday morning, and having figured out all the possible lines of sight ffor the security cameras, we found a blind spot near a door at the back of the college for deliveries.

Ben and I broke the lock and we ventured in.

We had to find make our way to the staff block.

the previous week Myself and Alice had delibrately been a little vocal about our dislike of our Maths teachers and got ourselves sent to the Staff block, this was when we were able to figure out a way to get in.

and as we entered the staff block alice got on all fours and crawled into the staff block via a parcel passage.

She found the BB gun in a cupboard, exited the staff block, and away we went the same way we came in.

we escaped without being seen, and the BB gun is now residing back at Ben's house.

There was a letter sent to all students concerning the broken door, and students were asked to look out for strange looking visitors around the college.

Oh how we laughed.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Man, some of you people scare me...

 

And as far as I'm concerned:

 

Pissed on a kid in 2nd grade(it was an accident, honest to God)

 

Hit a guy in the head with a baseball after he tripped me at the field

 

Shit in one of the urinals in 2nd grade(I was young and didn't know any better)

 

Got into a fight with a fellow teammate on the football field during athletic P.E.

 

Had sex with my ex in an empty classroom.

 

Had sex with some girl on a workbench during M.E.T class in senior year(the regular teacher was out)

 

Got a blowjob in the AVC building bathroom in 11th grade

 

Poured sugar in one teacher's desk and let loose an ant farm in it.

 

Told one teacher to "fuck off" because I had a headache and wanted to lay my head down.

 

Stole a calculator once in 7th grade and never got caught.

 

Saw a guy in my 8th grade Science class masturbate when the teacher was talking(she caught him just before he came by the look of it)