Mini rant - jimmy snuka: drugs, coverup, murder?

[Guest EI Cubano]

Whats up, I have got a few PM's from people asking about a Jimmy Snuka reference I made in a column and once and about a mysterious thread in the forum about his. While I can't find that thread for the life of me (looked for ten minutes), most seem to know bits and peices of the Jimmy Snuka's darker side down but I thought I would fill in the lines because people seem to be interested.

 

Jimmy Snuka was easily the second most over babyface in the WWF in the early 80's and an allie to Hulk Hogan who was on the road to becoming arguably the most popular professional wrestler of all time. The fans loved him Vince McMahon loved the money he was bringing in, and on the outside it was a mutally beneficial relationship.

 

However, things were much rockier within. Snuka came with a good deal of excess baggage. Snuka was illiterate, which alone lead to a great deal of inconvenience for the WWF having to verbally tell Snuka what all of his dates were, his match structure and the likes. Even with the WWF telling Snuka what his match schedule was, he still missed a good amount of dates.

 

Snuka also had serious problems with drugs, and a particularly fondness for snorting multiple lines of coke if memory serves correct. Sometime in the mid 80's Snuka was caught on the border with narcotics taped to his thigh/genital area and he was also known for blacking out on more than one occassion before important matches.

 

These instances made Snuka look like a boy scout compared to the events of 1983 in Pennsylvania. Snuka returned to his hotel after a WWF card to supposedly find his (much younger) girlfriend unable to breathe correctly and shortly thereafter she died.

 

Two accounts of this event exist, Snuka's account, and what many people claim to be the true event.

 

According to the "Superfly", he was driving with his girlfriend and in typical Snuka fashion, they were throwing back some booze in the car. When the two stopped to relieve themselves, Snuka's girlfiend fell backwards and cracked her head on the concrete. While she thought nothing of this at the time, she found herself choaking for air later in the evening and passing away.

 

Now I don't understand understand a few things here. Jimmy Snuka did not have a drivers liscense and his girlfriend was driving. When she stepped out of the car, she was so inibriated that she couldn't even stand up correctly. Now as a guy who spends a good deal of time drunk (yet doesn't drive drunk by the way), I know for a fact that your abilities to control a car, stay straight without swerving and reflexes go FAR before your sense of balance. A person can be completely incapable of safely operating a car, have blurry and streaky vision yet can still stand fine after about eight shots. So Snuka's girlfriend was driving for a decent amount of time without running the car off the road yet crashed to the ground when she stepped out of the car? It could happen, but not overly likely.

 

Another very questionable occurence was the fact that Snuka's girlfriend (I wish I could remember her name so that I wouldn't have to keep calling her that) not only fell and hit her head on the concrete, but fractured her entire skull. People don't call me Dr. Bower for a reason, but chances are I think I could damn sure tell the difference between a bump on my head and a FRACTURED fucking skull. Snuka's story changed several times including claiming that he shoved her in the hotel room accidentally after a minor arguement and that the roadside story was a lie.

 

Regardless, when she died that evening many speculated that it took Snuka entirely too long to call an ambulance. Investigators also claimed that Snuka froze up, pretending to be his character who knew little English (even though Snuka did) and let Vince McMahon do all the speaking for him. With McMahon's shrewd knowledge of the law, he made a good spokesperson and many speculate that Vince spent some serious money to keep the story from getting out of control.

 

The case hit the courts but was abandoned by just about everyone involved in the middle due to lack of funding and some other legal ranglings Snuka had found himself in the middle of.

 

Do I think he intentionally did this to his girlfriend? Damn right I do. Someone wrote a really good article on this a few years back (an article I would kill to have these days as the author knew a hell of a lot more than I do) and dug up the autopsy report which showed recent injuries of abuse that seemed to come at the same time as the fractured skull, indicating a struggle, not just a fall.

 

Jimmy Snuka is also infamous for beating the living hell out of his ex wife on a regular occurence and going so far as to break several of her ribs. Snuka also told an ex at one point that he could kill her and dump her in the woods and no one would ever know. One would this this would be more than enough evidence to present a strong case against the event being an "accident".

 

The case has never officially been closed but chances are it has not been dusted off for over a decade. Snuka is a free man with no repercussions and the his girlfriends family never saw any mony as far as I know.

 

Well, wasn't that enlightening?

 

Hope that helped anyone who wanted to know, don't you kind of wish you didnt now?

[Guest Shawn]

Hope that helped anyone who wanted to know, don't you kind of wish you didnt now?

You got that right. Ugh...

[Guest mastermind]

Sooppaa Soooppaa Fly. No one I know ever heard of this and won't from me. Damn. It's been said that Vince use to actually tell Piper to get in trouble with the law to increase the whacked out character he had. The 80's wwf I tell ya nothing like it.

[Guest Tony149]

Hey, Jay, I found this thru a google search, and it includes his girlfriend's name and age.

 

 

FOR VINCE MCMAHON, THE HUNDRED MILLION Dollar Man, wrestler Jimmy (Superfly) Snuka made for a challenging tag-team partner. The World Wrestling Federation's second-most-popular star in the early eighties, Snuka was an illiterate immigrant from Fiji, prone to bouts with the law that threatened his green card, and a drug abuser who often missed bookings. During a Middle East tour in the summer of 1985, fellow wrestlers say, customs officials in Kuwait caught him with controlled substances taped to his body, and he was allowed to leave the country only after some fancy footwork.

But Snuka's near-*Midnight Express* experience in the Persian Gulf was child's play compared to what happened on May 10, 1983. That night, after finishing his last match at the WWF TV taping at the Lehigh County Agricultural Hall in Allentown, Pennsylvania, he returned to Room 427 of the George Washington Motor Lodge in nearby Whitehall to find his girlfriend of nearly a year, Nancy Argentino, gasping for air. Two hours later, this 23-year-old wrestling fan – who'd worked as a dentist's assistant in Brooklyn and dropped out of Brooklyn Community College to travel with Snuka – was pronounced dead at Allentown Sacred Heart Medical Center of "undetermined craniocerebral injuries."

"Upon viewing the body and speaking to the pathologist, I immediately suspected foul play and so notified the district attorney," Lehigh County Coroner Wayne Snyder told me on a recent trip to Allentown. In '83, Snyder was deputy to Coroner Robert Weir.

Yet no charges were filed in the case, no coroner's inquest was held, and no evidence was presented to a grand jury. Officially the case is still open – meaning Argentino's death was never ruled either an accident or a homicide – though the original two-month-long investigation has been inactive for nine years. Under Pennsylvania's unusually broad exemptions from freedom of information laws, the Whitehall Township Police Department has so far refused my requests for access to the file.

Of particular interest would be two documents: the autopsy and the transcript of the interrogation of Snuka immediately thereafter. One local official involved in the investigation, as well as one of the Argentino family's lawyers, told me the autopsy showed marks on the victim other than the fractured skull. And former Whitehall police supervisor of detectives Al Fitzinger remembered that the forensic pathologist, Dr. Isadore Mihalakis, confronted Snuka to ask him why he'd waited so long before calling an ambulance. Gerald Procanyn, the current supervisor of detectives, who worked on the case nine years ago, maintained that Snuka cooperated fully with investigators after being informed of his right to have a lawyer present, and was accompanied only by McMahon. Another investigator, however, saw things differently; he said Snuka invoked his naïve jungle-boy wrestler's gimmick as a way of playing dumb. "I've seen that trick before," the investigator said. "He was letting McMahon act as his mouthpiece."

Another curious circumstance was the presence at the interrogation of William Platt, the county district attorney. According to experts, chief prosecutors rarely interview suspects, especially in early stages of investigations, for the obvious reason that they may become witnesses and hence have to recuse themselves from handling the subsequent trials.

Detective Procanyn gave me the following summary of Snuka's story: On the afternoon before she died, Snuka and his girlfriend were driving his purple Lincoln Continental from Connecticut to Allentown for the WWF taping. They'd been drinking, and they stopped by the side of the road – the spot was never determined, but perhaps it was near the intersection of Routes 22 and 33 – to relieve their bladders. In the process, Argentino slipped on mossy ground near a guard rail and struck the back of her head. Thinking nothing of it, she proceeded to drive the car the rest of the way to the motel (Snuka didn't have a driver's license) and, after they checked in, picked up take-out food at the nearby City View Diner. Snuka had no idea she was in any kind of distress until he returned late that night from the matches at the Agricultural Hall. Procanyn said Snuka's story never wavered, and no contradictory evidence was found.

Curiously, contemporary news coverage, such as the front page of the next day's Allentown Morning Call, made no mention of a scenario of peeing by the roadside; it focused, instead, on the question of whether Argentino fell or was pushed in the motel room. Nine years later the reporter, Tim Blangger, vividly recalled that at one point in his interview of Procanyn, the detective grabbed him by the shoulders in a speculative reenactment of how Snuka might have shoved the woman more strongly than he intended.

Procacyn also claimed to have no knowledge of any subsequent action by the Argentino family, except for a few communications between a lawyer and D.A. Platt over settling the funeral bill. In fact, the Argentinos commissioned two separate private investigations, and it's difficult to believe that Procanyn was unaware of them. The first investigator, New York lawyer Richard Cushing, traveled to Allentown, conducted extensive interviews, and aggressively demanded access to medical records and other files. "It was a very peculiar situation," Cushing told me. "I came away feeling Snuka should have been indicted. The police and the D.A. felt otherwise. The D.A. seemed like a nice enough person who wanted to do nothing. There was fear, I think, on two counts: fear of the amount of money the World Wrestling Federation had, and physical fear of the size of these people."

Even so, Cushing declined to represent the family in a wrongful-death civil suit against Snuka. The lawyer cited the fact that Snuka and Argentino weren't married, that they didn't have children, and that she wasn't working, which would make it difficult to establish loss of consortium. "Moreover, Vince McMahon made it clear to me that her reputation would be besmirched. As a lawyer, I had to determine if a contingency [fee] was in order; my business decision, not my moral judgment, was no. The family wasn't pleased. They had a typical working-class family's anger that justice wasn't done."

Through the generosity of Nancy Argentino's father's boss, the family then retained a Park Avenue law firm. The report filed by its private investigator shows that Snuka was as creative outside the ring as he was inside it. To the Whitehall police officer who responded to the first emergency call, Snuka said "he and Nancy were fooling around outside the motel room door when he inadvertently pushed Nancy and she fell striking her head." An emergency room nurse heard him state that "they were very tired and they got into an argument resulting in an accidental pushing incident. Ms. Argentino fell back and hit her head." In the official police interrogation, Snuka first floated the peed-on-the-roadside theory. Finally, in a meeting with the hospital chaplain, he said he and Argentino had been stopped by the side of the road and had a lovers' quarrel: "He accidentally shoved Ms. Argentino who then fell backwards hitting her head on the pavement. They then arrived at the motel and went to bed. The next morning Ms. Argentino complained that she was ill and stayed in bed…. When he came home from the taping, he observed that Ms. Argentino was clearly in bad shape."

In 1985, the Argentinos obtained a $500,000 default judgment against Snuka in U.S. District Court in Philadelphia. The family never collected a dime; Snuka's lawyers withdrew from the case, stating that they hadn't been paid, and Snuka filed an affidavit claiming he was broke and unemployed and owed the IRS $75,000 in back taxes. Since '83, the 49-year-old Snuka has been in and out of rehab centers and has wrestled off and on both in Japan and throughout this country. His original WWF stint extended two and a half years past Argentino's death; his most recent ended earlier this year. According to the wrestling grapevine, he's now trying to promote independent shows in, of all places, Salt Lake City, but my efforts to track him down there were unsuccessful.

Proving negligence, of course, is different than proving involuntary manslaughter or murder. But critics of the criminal investigation find fishy the failure of the police to examine seriously Snuka's history of drug abuse and violence against women. Former wrestling great Buddy Rogers, who'd been hired by McMahon to serve as Snuka's TV "manager" and to get him to important matches on time, said he stopped driving with the Superfly after he brazenly snorted coke when they were in the car together. "Jimmy could be a sweet person, but on that stuff he was totally uncontrollable," said Rogers, who was also Snuka's neighbor on Coles Mill Road in Haddonfield, New Jersey. Snuka's wife, with whom he had four children, befriended Rodgers' wife. "Jimmy used to beat the shit out of that woman," Rogers said. "She would show up at our house, bruised and battered. But she couldn't leave him – he had her hooked on the same junk he was using."

Nancy Argentino's younger sister remembered once being threatened by Snuka when they were alone at the family's home in Flatbush. "I could kick you and put my hands around your throat and nobody would know," he allegedly said. After Nancy's death, family members said, they received a series of phone calls from a woman who identified herself as a former Snuka girlfriend who'd tried to warn Nancy away from him. Snuka, said the woman, had once broken her ribs, and had a thing about pushing women back against walls.

Finally, there was the incident involving Snuka and Argentino at a Howard Johnson's in Salina, N.Y., outside Syracuse, just three months before Allentown. The motel owner, hearing noise from their room, called the police, who found Snuka and Argentino running naked down the hallway. It took eight deputy sheriffs and a police dog to subdue Snuka. Argentino sustained a bruise of her right thumb. Snuka pleaded guilty to violent felony assault with intent to cause injury, received a conditional discharge on counts of third-degree assault, harassment, and obstruction of a government official, and donated $1,500 to a deputy sheriffs' survivors' fund. Whitehall police later decided this was all the result of "a nervous desk clerk," Detective Procanyn told me.

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ACCORDING TO ATTORNEY CUSHING, MCMAHON MADE a remark at one point in their discussions that was at once insightful and chilling. "Look, I'm in the garbage business," the promoter said. "If you think I'm going to be hurt by the revelation that one of my wrestlers is really a violent individual, you're mistaken."

Six months after Nancy Argentino died, the Village Voice ran a prescient article entitled "Mat Madness" by the late columnist Arthur Bell, weather vane of the lower-Manhattan gay-arts demimonde. After attending a Madison Square Garden show headlined by a bout between Superfly Snuka and The Magnificent Muraco, Bell, who knew next to nothing about wrestling, commented on the spectacle's graphic references to bodily functions and on its barely sublimated undercurrents of sexual dominance and sadomasochism. "Take my word," Bell declared, "by the end of 1984 wrestling will be the most popular sport in New York since mugging." He concluded with a vignette at the Garden stage exit, where a swarm of fans, led by a woman named Bea from West Orange, converged to taunt the wrestlers as they emerged in their street clothes.

"Hey, Superfly," Bea shouted to Snuka. "You goddam fuckin' murderer. When are you gonna kill another girl?"

[Guest RickyB]

Yeah, I knew about this from the artical that was just posted there.  There's a lot of stuff that goes on behind the scenes in Wrestling that you'd never believe.  Stuff like what happened with Jimmy Snuka was actually kind of common before the WWF went National.

[Guest dreamer420]

Thanks for the articles guys.  I have been curious about this topic for a little while now too, since I seen it mentioned somewhere else.

[Guest]

He's still, in all fairness, a legend to the sport.

 

I wont comment on his personal life, however.

[Guest Maurizio C... Version 2]

... and to think PWI once quoted Rocky maivia saying he wanted to emulate Snuka...

[Guest]

bumped

[Guest humongous2002]

Well there was an article in Penthouse back in the early 90's(yes I used to read the articles to) and they were talking about the biggest scandals of the WWF, the Snuka story was mentioned there,the sexual harrasment lawsuit with the ring boys and of course Dr. Zahorian. One more thing I just recently purchased an old wwf wrestling tape from 1981 and I happen to notice that there was always a doctor on ringside in case a wrestler got "hurt", the weird thing is the name of the doctor was Zahorian, believe it or not.

[Guest notJames]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but back in the day, when wrestling was passed off as legit, promoters had to have doctors at ringside to comply with federal and/or state regulations, like boxing. It's not unlikely that the same doctor in the steroid scandals also worked as their "official" medical figurehead.

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

Man....I tell you a lot of weird stuff goes on backstage.

When you watch it on TV and see all the great stuff and hear Mick Foley's funny backstage stories you think "Wow I want to be a wrestler! It's my dream!" then when you hear about this stuff and hear about backstage horror stories that are WAY the opposite of what Foley said you think "Screw that! I'm not going withing 100 miles of that place!"