Give reasons why Batista > Mark Henry

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And as for the "not-bringing-laughter" thing:

From the Raw thread this past Monday night

 

page 260 of Austin's book:

 

"......so then I said "Debra, drink the damn beer." She refused and kept offering me some of her cookies. I gave her a punch in the eye and JR, who was in my living room, started screaming "What a rattlesnake! Those fists aren't made out of chocolate." Then, when she got up, I stunned her. I tried to explain to the cops that she provoked me by not drinking, but those sons of bitches arrested me anyway. JR nearly had a stroke trying to fend off the cops by spraying barbecue sauce in their eyes, but it didn't work. Ah well, she learned not to mess with old Stone Cold. Oh, hell yeah........"

 

Jolly good.    

LOL

 

And, not that it bothers me in the slightest, I'm not 14. Like I've said already. But WHOA, I look young for my age. BURN!!!

 

But go ahead. Why let facts stop you in your non-sensical bitching? Maybe what you should do is step the fuck off. Seriously.

Wow....let me get this straight. You posted a fictional story, using a wide variety of stereotypes that everyone's heard a million times...and that's you "bringing the entertainment"? How in the hell is your little story different than mine? You made a story comparing Austin's wife-beating to a WWE angle, I compared New Me's affinity for assraping to a WCW angle.

 

LOL

According to your logic, posting this proves that I'm funny.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

LOL OMG LOL

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

You assholes ruined my thread! Just watch out, I know where you all live, and where your shower is at!!!!!!