Guest Kinetic Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Any Kevin Smith film. God bless you, Kahran. Kevin Smith sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Freddy Got Fingered Haha, I loved Freddy Got Fingered. That movie is so funny on a level most people don't get. They just say it's stupid, offensive and gross. I agree, it is all of those things, but it's also very funny if you watch it on the level Tom Green made it. You really have to pay attention to get what he was doing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Speaking of bad movies, I picked up 4 new DVD's today. Which one do you consider the worst movie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 7, 2002 any let li movie, he is cheesy, too bad no one notices it yet. Let's wait a few years --Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Marky Mark Walhberg in The Big Hit Planet of Apes I too think that Star Wars is just a overrated merchadise overkill nostega piece of capitism!!!!!! After Empire Stikes Back it was all about the money. Kevin Costner Water World Postman Horror movies Jeepers Creepers 13 Ghosts Vampires Forsaken Coolio in Phat Beach Shreik as the highschool principal as a Prince mark worst satire/parody ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted April 7, 2002 any let li movie, he is cheesy, too bad no one notices it yet. Let's wait a few years --Rob I assume you mean Jet Li...and well no one is seeing his movies to witness good acting or they shouldn't be. His movies are for action and fight scenes not for watching great acting. Sometimes you have to judge movies on what they are trying to be. Straight action movies should be judged on the action not as much on the acting. So if the action sucks then a straight action movie is terrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest starvenger Report post Posted April 7, 2002 >The Replacements...ugh. Best part of the movie were the replacement cheerleaders... but why did they need replacement cheerleaders? Necessary Roughness was a better "misfits do good" football movie. Yes, you read that right. I'm saying that a movie with Sinbad in it was better than another movie. Be afraid... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 7, 2002 I actually liked the Big Hit, and I'm a huge Star Wars mark so... I really don't argee with that comment. But, I do agree that Thirteen Ghosts was complete shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted April 7, 2002 You don't like Kevin Smith movies but you like Trainspotting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 8, 2002 This will get ugly... Matrix Lord of The Rings Star Wars Episode 1 Star Wars Episode 4 I think I love you... shaved bear too, or at least on your hatred of popular movies. Besides these, here are some other movies I despise with as much emotion I can muster for something as silly as a movie. The Blair Witch Project - this is the most overrated movie of all time. Criticize it and you are accused of having no imagination. A movie like The Item, or Meet the Feebles, or Blood Dolls, these are all movies with imagination. This is shoddy (pardon me, "authentic") dizzying camera, and a bunch of whining annoying people who are afraid of nothing. Proving that every piece of crap cinema has at least ONE redeeming scene, however, the ending shot was pretty cool, even if it was ripped off of another overrated film in the "dark mockumentary" genre, Man Bites Dog. Bring it On - This movie was terrible. The trailers made it seem like a semi-interesting comedy on race relations and cheerleading, but the black cheerleaders were stereotypes and weren't even a part of most of the movie. Instead we're stuck with Kirsten Dunst, who hasn't been in a good movie since Interview with a Vampire. ONE redeeming scene: where Dunst asks the guy with The Clash shirt if that was his band. Prison of the Dead - I love Full Moon Pictures, and though I have yet to spare the time to see all 70+ of them, I already know this is one of the worst. The characters are pretentious and annoying, there isn't much gore, the monsters aren't even that cool, with sucky killings, and the film can't seem to focus on a single plot. It's just boring. ONE redeeming scene: the dialogue "I've never had sex with a zombie before, is this gonna hurt?" Those are just the three that pop into my head right now. I've seen a lot of bad movies, but all have had at least one redeeming scene. I don't think it's possible to make a movie without one, even Ed Wood has redeeming scenes, even though they were probably there on accident (although I think Ed Wood is overrated, his movies are hardly the "worst ever", but at the same time they're not the hilarious pieces of junk many in the b-movie criticism circles make them out to be). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 8, 2002 any let li movie, he is cheesy, too bad no one notices it yet. Let's wait a few years --Rob I assume you mean Jet Li...and well no one is seeing his movies to witness good acting or they shouldn't be. His movies are for action and fight scenes not for watching great acting. Sometimes you have to judge movies on what they are trying to be. Straight action movies should be judged on the action not as much on the acting. So if the action sucks then a straight action movie is terrible. I agree, and yet also disagree. I just saw The One, which is one of the most entertaining cheesy action pics I've seen in a while, and yet most of the action, since it was against a stand-in as per the case in "man against himself movies" wasn't that great, it was far from bad, but it wasn't that impressive. Jet Li, as I see it, is essentially an Asian Jean Claude Van Damme... damn, I should've saved that line for my IMDb review of the film . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 8, 2002 SPICE WORLD!!!!!! Everything is bad about this movie. EVERYTHING What?! You hated Spice World? How could you? Sporty is so hot! Hahaha... j/k, I hate when you hate on a movie like Forty Days and Forty Nights to an average teenage girl and they're like "How could you hate that movie? Josh Hartnett is so hot in it?" Ahh... to be young and in love with a celebrity. Anyway, what about Spice World's ONE redeeming scene, where they're all pregnant. At least I thought that was kinda funny/cute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted April 8, 2002 I hate Star Wars I because: bad casting Jar Jar Binks computer graphics overkill Anikin Skywalker child actor Jar Jar Binks voice as a black dusty rhodes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ajc Report post Posted April 8, 2002 The Shadow (1994) - The worst movie I ever paid to see. Alec Baldwin is one of our worst modern actors. Star Wars: Episode One - Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, pod race, talk, talk, talk, Darth Maul at the end, talk. Batman & Robin: George Clooney and Joel Schumacher ruin a franchise with a campy '60s version of the best hero on the planet. Liar, Liar (1997) - Jim Carrey is admittedly an acquired taste, but this one-joke script was garbage from beginning to end. Sixth Sense - I just don't get everyone's infatuation with this one. It's basically "Ghost" with worse acting. I wanted to slap that lil' bitch-ass boy. Unbreakable - See "Star Wars" above, with less pod racing and a slower pace... Cast Away - A very challenging role that Tom Hanks couldn't even save. Hell, by the two-hour mark I was hoping he killed himself just to take me out of my misery. Twister - When the best scene involves a cow in a tornado, you know you're watching crap. Anything with Leslie Nielsen that isn't called "Naked Gun": stuff like Spy Hard, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, Wrongfully Accused, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 8, 2002 Anything with Leslie Nielsen that isn't called "Naked Gun": stuff like Spy Hard, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, Wrongfully Accused, etc. Does this apply to 2001: A Space Travesty as well? My dad rented it, and I was probably going to watch it. Naked Gun 33 1/3 kinda sucked too though, the series got less funny with each one. Hey guess what? This is my 100th post! I'm in OVW now! Yeah! What does this have to do with movies? Not a damn thing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted April 8, 2002 The Blair Witch Project - this is the most overrated movie of all time. Criticize it and you are accused of having no imagination. A movie like The Item, or Meet the Feebles, or Blood Dolls, these are all movies with imagination. This is shoddy (pardon me, "authentic") dizzying camera, and a bunch of whining annoying people who are afraid of nothing. I strongly disagree with you, but to each his own. Proving that every piece of crap cinema has at least ONE redeeming scene, however, the ending shot was pretty cool, even if it was ripped off of another overrated film in the "dark mockumentary" genre, Man Bites Dog. Actually, the ending shot wasn't planned. (SPOILER) The directors really jumped out and knocked them down from behind, the actors didn't know it was going to happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted April 9, 2002 oh yeah, add 2001: A space Travesty to my list. Boring, stupid crap, with not one funny joke. Not one second of that was at all entertaining, and usually there is one part in a Leslie Neilson movie that's funny, but not in this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted April 9, 2002 The Blair Witch Project - this is the most overrated movie of all time. Criticize it and you are accused of having no imagination. A movie like The Item, or Meet the Feebles, or Blood Dolls, these are all movies with imagination. This is shoddy (pardon me, "authentic") dizzying camera, and a bunch of whining annoying people who are afraid of nothing. I strongly disagree with you, but to each his own. Proving that every piece of crap cinema has at least ONE redeeming scene, however, the ending shot was pretty cool, even if it was ripped off of another overrated film in the "dark mockumentary" genre, Man Bites Dog. Actually, the ending shot wasn't planned. (SPOILER) The directors really jumped out and knocked them down from behind, the actors didn't know it was going to happen. I did not know that....thats just awesome. Dames - ....BOO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kahran Ramsus Report post Posted April 9, 2002 Unbreakable - See "Star Wars" above, with less pod racing and a slower pace... You were expecting an action movie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 10, 2002 Anything that has anything remotely to do with Star Trek, and any T.V. made movie that tries to have good special effects. If your not going to do it right, don't do it at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted April 10, 2002 I'm surprised Gladiator hasn't come up. Am I the only one who thought that it was shite? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted April 10, 2002 I liked Gladiator...but in no way did it deserve to win an Oscar. Crowe shouldn't have won his Oscar last year either. But of course since this was "hey look Hollywood respects you black people" year at the Oscar he wouldn't have won this year...so i guess they are even. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
