OAOAST IntenseZone - 10/21/03

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

 

*BOOM, BA BOOM, BOOM DA BOOM, BOOM, B-B-B-B-BOOM DA BOOM BOOM!*

 

That's the sound of PYRO~! and the sound of screaming fans in a sold out arena, for the October 20th edition of the premier OAOAST wrestling program, INTENSEZONE~!

 

JIM ROSS:

JUST SIX DAYS AWAY FROM WORLD WITHOUT END, AND 11 BEFORE HALLOWEEN, IT'S FRIGHT NIGHT ON INTENSEZONE! We've got one of the most-anticipated matches in IntenseZone history TONIGHT, as in the main event, Calvin Szechstein takes on JINGUS, with the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE ON THE LINE!

 

But that's not all fans, it's a tag team grudge match, as The Shuffle and the Mad Cappa take on the returning Dangerous A and G. Money! The hatred between these four men runs deep, and it's gonna EXPLODE tonight on IntenseZone!

 

We've also got the debuting Colombian Heat taking on the Blurricane! With less than one week to go before Blurricane's big shot at the North American championship, Colombian Heat is looking to soften up the challenger for his boss! All this and more on Intense-

 

"Hell's Bells" hits and El Dandy makes his way down, serenaded by strobe lights.

 

JR: I almost forgot fans, it's time for the fan favorite and OAOAST legend, El Dandy, to step into the ring against the mysterious Shadow!

 

Gary Michael Cappetta: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Sonoma, California, and weighing in at 275 pounds, ELLLLLLL DANDY!

 

JR: "There is El Dandy, set to meet the Shadow here tonight...and he will have his hands full, let me tell you.

 

The lights go out and "Tubular Bells" plays as a giant "?" flashes around the crowd. Shadow makes his way out through the lighted entranceway, as the light follows him down the aisle.

 

Ring Announcer: His opponent, making his way down the aisle...THE SHAAAAAAADOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!

 

El Dandy is waiting on the top rope, and hits Shadow with a bodypress in the aisle!!!

 

*bell rings*

 

JR: El Dandy wastes no time getting on the offense, and that's what he has to do against this guy...obviously he was watching last week against K-Ness.

 

El Dandy delivers fists to the head of Shadow, then throws him into the post. He gives him a belly-to-belly suplex on the floor, then goes for a pump kick...but Shadow ducks and he kicks the post! Shadow then grabs him, and GERMAN SUPLEXES HIM INTO THE POST!

 

JR: "MY GAWD, he may have just snapped his neck with that one!"

 

Shadow throws the limp El Dandy into the ring, and sets him up...

 

 

 

THE ENIGMA~!!!!!

 

 

1....

 

 

 

2.....

 

 

 

3!!!!!!

 

JR: "Holy shit, it's over already!!! Shadow wasn't working by the hour tonight. That was certainly impressive."

 

Shadow goes to the outside and searches under the ring.

 

JR: "Now wait just a damn minute here...ya won the damn match, now get the hell out of here!"

 

Shadow comes out with a steel chair and a spool of BARBED WIRE~!!! He fervuously begins wrapping the barbed wire around the chair.

 

JR: "I think El Dandy's about to be shown to a very painful seat..."

 

Shadow rolls into the ring as El Dandy finally makes it to his feet, and nails him in the HEAD with the chair!!! El Dandy is down and bleeding profusely as Shadow whacks him in the back with it, then turns him over and lays the chair on him. He then goes back under the ring and comes out with another chair. Shadow scales the top rope...and delivers the SHADOW SPLASH WITH THE CHAIR ONTO THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR AND EL DANDY~!!!

 

JR: "AW MAH GAWD!!! GET THAT GUY THE FUCK OUT OF THE RING!!! EL DANDY MAY HAVE PERMANENT INTERNAL INJURIES HERE!!!"

 

Shadow then grabs a microphone.

 

JR: "Well, Shadow wants to say something here. These are the first words we will here from whoever this piece of garbage is..."

 

Shadow, in Dark Helmet-ish voice: This Sunday...World Without End...each and every one of you...will find out.

 

Shadow leaves the ring as Tubular Bells plays.

 

JR: "Find out? What the hell does he mean by that? Whatever it is folks, you can bet your asses that WWE just got a LOT more interesting."

 

[commercial]

Edited October 22, 2003 by DuskTillDawn

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

[We have RETURNED~!]

 

JR: Fans, I'm still in shock over what we've just seen in our opening match. This enigma, this demented mystery man, the Shadow, has just destroyed an OAOAST legend, one-half of one of the greatest tag teams this company has ever seen. First Shocker last week, and now El Dandy. If anything, this proves that the newcomers to IntenseZone are major forces to be reckoned with. I understand the champion, Calvin Szechstein has arrived, and he's backstage with Dan Black. Can we get a camera back there?

 

We're backstage, the camera panning through a corridor until it enters a dressing room. Inside sits the one and only OAOAST World Champion, Calvin Szechstein, a towel over his head, a cigarette in his hand.

 

The arena crowd, watching on the AngleTron, BOOOOOs the champ, who looks up at the camera and smiles.

 

CALVIN

Dan...you came to wish me luck?

 

The camera moves around to show IZ GM Dan Black standing in the door way, his face in the shadows.

 

CALVIN

Oh, and you brought a camera? Wanted to get some tape to watch to remind yourself of a time your contender hadn't been humiliated?

 

DAN

If you're talking about JINGUS, he's far from my contender...believe it or not Cal, I want you to win tonight.

 

CALVIN

Sweet of you to say, DB. But I do have to prepare, so if you don't mind shutting the door on your way out?

 

DAN

In a moment.

 

CALVIN

No, I-

 

DAN

Shut up and listen! You burst into my office last week, telling me how you're going to destroy IntenseZone? MY show?

 

CALVIN

Hey, its nothing personal. Like I said, I like you Dan, you and I should be on the same page.

 

DAN

I wish we were, Cal. But you seem to be forgetting- as World Champion, you don't just represent HeldDown, you represent the whole of the OAOAST, including IntenseZone.

 

Now, I don't want to destroy HeldDown, I want to see it succeed alongside IZ. I want the OAOAST to go from strength to strength- all under my leadership, of course.

 

CALVIN

Careful Dan, you're almost sounding like a company man...like... Stephen Joseph.

 

Dan steps out of the shadow, a furious look on his face.

 

DAN

I. am. NOTHING. Like. Him.

 

CALVIN

Whatever. You're boring me, Dan.

 

DAN

Cal...I'm still going to be rooting for you out there. You think I wanted that freak to be I5 number one? Truth be told, I'd like to be out there myself...

 

CALVIN

You havn't wrestled in months, Danny boy. You wouldn't stand a chance.

 

DAN

Maybe not. But my power over this show is absolute, just remember that, Cal...if I have to have you here everyweek, defending that title, I will.

 

CALVIN

It'd be a pleasure, DB. So, you done?

 

Dan backs away into the shadows once more.

 

DAN

For now...good luck, Cal...you'll need it...

 

The camera retreats with Dan Black, and we cut back to Mr. James Ross.

 

JR

Another tense confrontation between Calvin and Dan...both relatively new to positions of power, and I think everyone expected them to work together...but it seems a mutual pride in their respective shows is driving a wedge between them...

 

Say what you like about either man's methods - and believe me, I deplore Dan Black more than most - but they're fiercely competitive and want their brand to succeed.

 

We'll see how Calvin fares in our main event, for the World Title, against the monstrous JINGUS!

 

[commercial break]

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

(back from ze commercials)

 

JR: Fans, we're just a short time away before the OAOAST World Title FINALLY comes to IntenseZone, Tonight's JINGUS' night, I can feel-

 

[The arena lights shut off, plunging everything into darkness. A single green spotlight illuminates the entranceway, and "Lies" by Evanescence begins to play.]

 

You will never be strong enough

You will never be good enough

You were never conceived in love

You will not rise above

 

"The Professional" Mike Darring walks out from behind the curtain, dressed to the nines in his monogrammed golf shirt and neatly pressed dress pants. Mike smirks at the crowd, his eyes implacable through his Oakley sunglasses.

 

Rest in me and I'll comfort you

I have lived and I died for you

Abide in me and I vow to you

I will never forsake you.

 

Mike enters the ring, snatching the microphone and shooing away Gary Michael Cappetta with a wave of his hand.

 

Crowd: "FUCK YOU MIKEY! *clap, clap, clap clap clap* "FUCK YOU MIKEY!" *clap, clap, clap clap clap*

 

MIKE:

I love you guys, you've been getting me all kinds of lovely ladies. Your informative chants just echo throughout the arena, telling them all to fuck me, and lately, they've been doing exactly that.

 

The crowd boos heavily as the elder Darring continues.

 

MIKE:

We're just six days away from me teaching my poor, misguided brother the error of his ways, and taking him out of this wretched shithole. Truth be told, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this. I really hate getting my hands dirty. I showed my brother what I was capable of with Shocker, as a warning. I tried to...reason with his "girlfriend" as a warning. Well, Jay, you get ONE FINAL warning before you make the biggest mistake of your life at World Without End. Let me take you back to what happened to my dear brother last week on IntenseZone.

 

[the IZtron flashes a photo of Jay Darring, down on his back and bloodied by an unknown assailant.]

 

MIKE:

Beautiful, isn't it? You see, it turns out I'm not the only one who has a chip on his shoulder regarding the little Darring, and it just so happens, he's a former business partner of mine...ladies and gentlemen, I give you...ORION!

 

["Headstrong" by Trapt cues up, and out walks a very angry Orion, F13 title belt slung over his shoulder. He shakes hands with "The Professional" and takes the microphone from him.

 

ORION:

That's right Mike, and I'd like to thank you, in public, for funding my show, "Friday Nightmare." I'm really sorry it couldn't pull through.

 

MIKE:

Don't worry my friend, you've paid me back in full with that attack last week. After all, we know why the show failed.

 

ORION:

EXACTLY! IT WAS ALL "SHOOTER" JAY DARRING'S FAULT! Jay, you promised me a match against Ragdoll for my show! You promised me a match for the ages, a main event that would put Friday Nightmare on the map! And what happens, showtime rolls around, and you're not there! Instead, you were off teaching that tramp of yours the Elephant Posture, you unprofessional fuck! You cost me almost all of my hard-earned money and you cost me my dignity-Eric Bischoff called me just to laugh! I know you're not man enough to fess up to your shortcomings Jay, so I'll tell you what, if you come out here and accept the beatdown you soooo richly deserve, I'll put this F13 title on the line!

 

JR: What a lying SOB Orion is...wait a second, from the crowd!

 

"SHOOTER" JAY DARRING HAS HIT THE RING! NEITHER MAN SEES HIM!

 

YAKUZA KICK TO MIKE! HE FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE! Orion, thinking quickly, BLASTS him in the face with the F13 title! Jay drops like a sack of bricks! Orion covers, but there's no referee!

 

ORION:

Ring the bell, get a ref out here!

 

*DING DING DING*

 

A referee dashes into the ring to make the count!

 

 

1!

 

 

 

 

2!

 

 

 

 

SHOULDER UP!

 

JR: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'VE GOT AN IMPROMPTU F13 TITLE MATCH ON OUR HANDS, WE'VE GOTTA GO TO COMMERCIAL, DON'T GO AWAY!

 

[Commercials]

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

JR: We're back from commercial fans, and so far this match has been all Orion, after that heinous belt shot from behind!

 

Orion is stomping away on the fallen Jay Darring, with hard shots to his head and lower back. He picks Jay up, irish whip, he goes chest-first into the corner, Orion charges and hits Jay with a running dropkick to the back!

 

JR: The 315 by Orion! Jay has collapsed!

 

Orion with a cover, he hooks the leg...

 

1....

 

 

 

2....

 

 

Kickout by Jay. Orion keeps up the agression, he picks him up, and hooks him up for a suplex. Orion snap suplexes Jay hard to the mat, and follows up with an elbowdrop- another cover!

 

 

1.....

 

 

2....

 

 

 

Another kickout!

 

 

JR: Jay has had so many distractions this month, his brother harassing him, his girlfriend Lauren leaving to pursue her dreams on HeldDown. Does Jay still have the focus, the killer instinct, to beat someone of Orion's caliber?

 

Orion: "WHO'S THE MAN NOW!?" The crowd boos loudly for the cocky F13 Champion as he picks up the challenger again. Irish whip, Jay bounces off the ropes, SPINEBUSTER by Orion!

 

JR: You can really see that Mike Darring has gotten inside his younger brother's head. This match has been all Orion, and Jay doesn't seem to have the will to fight back.

 

Jay is prone on the mat, Orion is heading to the top rope...

 

JR: Orion going for his patented Lo Down frog splash, it's finished off some of the best here in OAOAST!

 

Orion is on the top turnbuckle, and points to himself, taunting the crowd.

 

JR: He may be taking too much time!

 

ORION LAUNCHES OFF THE TOP WITH THE LO DOWN!

 

 

 

AND MISSES!

 

 

Jay moves out of the way! Orion shoots up, clutching his chest, and drops to one knee. Jay, with a burst of energy, jumps off of Orion's knee and CRACKS him in the head with the Shining Enziguiri!

 

JR: WHAT A DESPERATION MOVE BY JAY! HE MAY HAVE A CHANCE NOW, BUT HE CAN'T CAPITALIZE!

 

The referee puts on the count...

 

1

 

 

2

 

 

3

 

 

4

 

 

Neither man is moving.

 

 

5

 

 

 

6

 

 

 

7

 

 

Jay and Orion are on their hands and knees.

 

 

8

 

 

9

 

 

Both competitors are on their feet. Orion tries a bunch- blocked! HARD CHOP by Jay! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! Jay grabs the stunned Orion's arm for an irish whip. Orion bounces off- JAY CHARGES AND CONNECTS WITH A LEG LARIAT! ORION GOES DOWN!

 

JR: The fog has cleared from the brain of "Shooter" Jay Darring, he's on fire!

 

Jay presses his advantage by quickly picking up Orion, another irish whip, Orion bounces off- STIFF~! Superkick! NO! Ducked by Orion! He tries a clothesline- Jay ducks and dashes behind him. He grabs a half-nelson, AND SPIKES HIM ON HIS HEAD WITH THE FORESHADOW!

 

JR: FORESHADOW! FORESHADOW! THIS COULD BE IT! NEW CHAMPION! COVER!

 

 

1!

 

 

 

2!

 

 

 

 

SHOULDER UP AT 2.9!

 

JR: SO CLOSE!

 

Jay picks him up, "AFTERTHOUGHT!"

 

JR: He's going for the kill!

 

Jay hooks Orion's head from behind, he swings his other arm to finish, NO! Orion shoves him off into the ropes! Jay bounces off stomach first, and Orion catches him with an inverted atomic drop! Jay is stunned! Orion throws him into the ropes again, Jay with a satellite headscissors...

 

 

NO! JAY GRABS ORIONS ARMS COMING DOWN, TAKING ORION DOWN ONTO HIS STOMACH! HE HOOKS THE OTHER ARM AND FLIPS INTO THE HARSH REALITY!

 

JR: HARSH REALITY, HE'S GOT HIM, HE'S GOT HIM! NOBODY ESCAPES THE HARSH REALITY!

 

Jay is screaming, "TAP TAP TAP!" The crowd is chanting along with him, "TAP, TAP, TAP!"

 

Orion fighting for dear life, he's flailing his legs, trying to hold on....

 

 

HE TAPS OUT!

 

JR: HE TAPPED! HE TAPPED! WE'VE GOT A NEW F13 CHAMPION! DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!

 

CAPPETTA:

Your winner of the match, and NEEEEWWW OAOAST F13 CHAMPION, "SHOOTER" JAY DARRING!

 

JR: Business, has just picked up six days before World Without End! How is this going to affect his match with his brother?

 

"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!" Mike Darring, holding an ice pack to his head from the Yakuza Kick, has emerged from the back.

 

JR: Looks like we're about to find out.

 

 

Jay has been awarded the title belt in the ring as Mike stomps down to the ring. The younger Darring cradles the belt in his arms, while meanwhile Orion is pouting in the corner. He runs over to Mike, screaming something incoherent.

 

MIKE:

I'll take care of it, get out of here.

 

Orion heads to the back, sullen.

 

 

MIKE:

DAMMIT! WHY DOES THIS FUCKING COMPANY KEEP GIVING MY WORTHLESS BROTHER TITLE MATCHES!

 

JR: Orion made that challenge!

 

MIKE:

I DON'T FUCKING GET WHY THIS LITTLE IDIOT KEEPS GETTING PUT IN THE SPOTLIGHT! HE'S A PSYCHOLOGICAL BASKET CASE! HE'S GOING TO GIVE A BLACK EYE TO THIS COMPANY, AND TO MY FAMILY! YOU FUCKING MORONS IN CORPORATE, FIRE HIM! FIRE HIM!

 

"Hang on there, you greased up wackjob!"

 

JR: There's Peter Cone! The newest member of Corporate!

 

Peter Cone, enters the ring, standing between both men.

 

CONE:

Michael, who the hell are you to decide what goes around here? Jay Darring is the biggest star this show has, the ace of IntenseZone! He's one of the top five merchandise sellers period! You claim he's a liability, you want him gone, you'll have to EARN that right! You two have a match at World Without End, well, not only with that F13 title be on the line, there'll be some extra special stipulations. If Mike Darring wins that match, the following IntenseZone, he gets to put Jay against an opponent of his choosing, and if Jay loses that match, he is GONE from the OAOAST!

 

Jay, shocked at that announcement, starts yelling at him. "What the fuck Cone, are you out of your fucking mind?"

 

CONE:

Hang on, Jay, hang on, you'll like this next part. If "Shooter" Jay Darring wins that match, "The Professional" Mike Darring is BANNED FROM THE OAOAST FOREVER!

 

The crowd POPS for that announcement, as Mike stomps his feet in anger! He turns around and stares daggers at Cone.

 

MIKE:

You know what? That's fine, that's fine. I'll prove I'm the better man at World Without End, just as I've been our entire lives. Jay, get ready to pack your bags, little boy.

 

Mike stalks off to the back as "Lies" plays. Jay turns around, and holds up his new championship belt, before leaving with Peter Cone to the applause of the crowd!

 

JR: WHAT A BOMBSHELL THAT'S BEEN DROPPED RIGHT HERE ON INTENSEZONE! TITLES ARE ON THE LINE, CAREERS ARE ON THE LINE, IN ONE MATCH BETWEEN TWO SIBLING RIVALS! BUSINESS HAS PICKED UP, BIGTIME!

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

(The commercials, they are OVAH!)

 

(Earlier this week)

 

(The scene opens up at a prison. We go inside to a room where people come to visit the inmates. The room is set up with little booths where you can talk using the phone while sitting on either side of a glass wall. As we zoom in we see Judas sitting at one of the booths. After a few seconds Father appears on the other side.)

 

FATHER

Number 14 why have you come here?

 

JUDAS

Don’t call me that.

 

FATHER

What!? So it’s true. You really have turned your back on me?

 

JUDAS

My name is Judas now and I have changed.

 

FATHER

You ingrate!! I made you and I raised you!!! Without me you are nothing!

 

JUDAS

That’s not true. I don’t need you. You never treated me like a human. To you I was just a means to make money.

 

FATHER

You aren’t human! Do you realize that you don’t even have a soul!! You’re an empty shell and when it is all said and done you will have nothing to live for!! You’re a clone and that means you’re no better than a machine!

 

JUDAS

You’re wrong!

 

FATHER

You know it’s true! Look deep inside yourself and you will see that there is nothing there!! Do you really think that this redemption quest is going to lead anywhere!?

 

JUDAS

I’m leaving now Father and I will never return here again. I do have a soul and I do have something to live for. The only person who is empty around here is you. You will rot away in this place for the rest of your life and you will die alone. Goodbye…Father.

 

(Judas gets up and leaves as the prison guard escorts Father away. We then cut outside where Judas gets into a car that is driven by Blurricane.)

 

BLURRICANE

How did it go?

 

JUDAS

.....

 

BLURRICANE

That bad huh? This was the first step of your journey. Whatever he said to you means nothing because he has no control over your life anymore! Let’s go home.

 

(Judas stares blankly into space and Blurricane drives off as we fade out.)

Edited October 22, 2003 by DuskTillDawn

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

The camera cuts backstage, where 4 large security men are holding back Y2Jailbait from storming into Dan Black's office!

 

Jailbait pushes one man aside, but gets taken down to the floor. Dan himself, disturbed by the noise, comes out of his office.

 

BLACK

Ah...Jailbait...I see you met my new security team. Allow me to introduce them...let Jailbait free, guys, I think he'll behave.

 

Jailbait pulls himself away as the 4 men line up in front of Black. Each wears a black top with the IZ logo on the heart.

 

BLACK

Each of these men are trained professional wrestlers. Perhaps they're good enough to compete on IntenseZone, perhaps not. I don't really care right now, and neither should they- they're going to be well paid for this security job, but I wanted guys who know the business. So, let me present-

 

JAILBAIT

I REALLY don't care, Dan. We need to talk about what happened last week.

 

BLACK

In a moment. First, this is Jake Karma...former marine...

 

Karma, dark hair, at 6'6 and 300lbs is the biggest of the security men, nods at Jailbait, no emotion showing in his grey eyes.

 

BLACK

Next, Steve Scott...

 

Scott grins at Jailbait mockingly. A smaller, lighter man, SS stands confidently.

 

BLACK

Thirdly, a man who frankly, I know nothing about, but I've seen what he can do. He likes to be called HADES...

 

Hades is black masked, silent, 6'1 and 280lbs. He stands, motionless.

 

BLACK

Yeah...not big on the charisma, this one. Anyway, last...

 

The fourth men is standing slightly behind the huge body of Karma, and as he steps around we see he...is actually a she...

 

BLACK

Well, a group of four men can get so out of hand...a woman is needed to take control, now and again...this is Angel...Angel Steel.

 

Angel smiles at Jailbait. A striking brunette, tall and slightly muscular, Steel crosses her arms as Jailbait and Dan both look on admiringly for a beat, before snapping back into it.

 

BLACK

Anyway...Blackheart Security. Thought you should meet. Run along now, team. You have your orders...

 

Black's security turn and walk off as one. Black watches them go, grinning.

 

BLACK

Great, aren't they? It's amazing what extra funds are available for in the budget, when- ARGH!

 

Jailbait grabs the collar of Dan's expensive shirt and forces him up against the wall!

 

JAILBAIT

Have you forgotten you attacked me from behind last week, man? What the hell was that?

 

BLACK

Just a lesson for you to obey me, that all my friend.

 

JAILBAIT

I've had enough! I want out!

 

BLACK

Out is back to jail.

 

JAILBAIT

There must be another way, you-

 

BLACK

Now now, language...but maybe there is a way...

 

JAILBAIT

What?

 

BLACK

That old fool, Jesse Ventura, challenged me to a match last week...but how about, at WORLD WITHOUT END, we make it a tag team match...You and I against Ventura and some partner...

 

JAILBAIT

You and me on the same team again? Never!

 

BLACK

Ah, but you havn't heard the terms...if you get the pin or submission for our team, I'll release you from your contract to me.

 

JAILBAIT

Really?

 

BLACK

Really. I need Jesse off my back. Help me do that, you can walk free.

 

Jailbait considers...and reluctantly nods.

 

JR

BAH GAWD! Black's power brings Jailbait around, but he has a shot at freedom- if he can take out Jesse! Who will "The Body" have as his partner? We'll find out, at World Without End!

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

[i have seen the end of commercials, and it is GOOD!]

 

CUE: No Chance in Hell

 

JR

Ugh, do we have to deal with him this early?

 

(The fans begin booing as the curtain opens. Suddenly the boos turn to cheers as a group of people dressed up like the Lightning Crew come out.)

 

JR

Bah gawd that’s not the Lightning Crew…its Blurricane and the clones and they’re dressed up like PRL and Company!!

 

(Blurricane and clones dressed as Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, Columbian Heat, Thomas Rodregueiz, and even Lindsay. The reach the ring and Blurricane takes the mic.)

 

JR

PRL has to be livid backstage!!

 

BLURRICANE (as PRL)

Hey maing…listen up! Dat Blurricane could be lurking anywhere around here cause he’s shifty you know!

 

COLUMBIAN HEAT CLONE

You’re so right boss. You’re the greatest boss.

 

BLURRICANE (as PRL)

Of course I am. Now where’s my bitch at?

 

COLUMBIAN HEAT CLONE

Right here boss.

 

BLURRICANE (as PRL)

Not you idiot! My woman!

 

LINDSAY CLONE

Like totally. You’re so totally dumb Cuban Heat.

 

COLUMBIAN HEAT CLONE

Umm…It’s Columbian.

 

LINDSAY CLONE

Yeah it is…totally!

 

VITAMIN X CLONE

Dude PRL I think your woman is a man!

 

BLURRICANE (as PRL)

Who are you???

 

VITAMIN X CLONE

I’m Vitamin X…I’m part of your group.

 

BLURRICANE (as PRL)

Oh…yeah. She aint no man you freak!!

 

THOMAS CLONE

Of course not! The PR Rule book plainly states that no men are allowed in the Lightning Crew!

 

MR. BORICUA CLONE

Uhhhh…Blurricane…uhhh…he come to ring soon.

 

BLURRICANE (as PRL)

That’s good Boricua. Here’s a treat.

 

VITAMIN X CLONE

Don’t worry man I have Blurricane beat!!

 

BLURRICANE (as PRL)

Who are you??? Blurricane is mine! I’ll beat him with my super body odor powers!!

 

LINDSAY CLONE

You don’t smell bad…you smell like…like…like something that smells good!

 

BLURRICANE (as PRL)

Don’t worry baby I…

 

CUE: No Chance in Hell

 

JR

Uh oh…I knew this would happen!

 

(PRL and Columbian Heat come out to a chorus of boos.)

 

PRL

Yeah you’re real funny. We’ll see who’s laughing when Columbian Heat kills you! At first I wanted him to leave some of you for me, but now I don’t care if he rips you apart.

 

BLURRICANE

The truth hurts doesn’t it!? Bring on that smelly beast!

 

PRL

You’ll get him before the night is over! So rest up because it’s gonna be a long night!

 

(PRL and Columbian Heat walk off as we fade to commercial.)

Edited October 22, 2003 by DuskTillDawn

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

::The Following is a paid announcement of INTENSEzone::

 

INTENSEzone. The Original.

INTENSEzone. The Franchise

HeldDOWN. Imitation

 

INTENSEzone. The Real Deal.

 

In a business where competition is vicious, only INTENSEzone has the proven streak of continuous broadcast.

 

HOME OF THE OAOAST

since April 2002.

 

FACT: HeldDOWN has twice shut down production because of poor management and poor ratings.

 

FACT: HeldDOWN frequently mismanaged OAOAST talent, leading to several lawsuits and talent quittings.

 

FACT: Even today, HeldDOWN resorts to relying on iZ talent to keep it fresh.

 

 

InnovateZ.

 

Less yackin', more whackin'.

 

IntenseZone, Tuesday Night just got hotter

The innovation has arrived!

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

JR: Fans, because of the Intense nature of our now infamous rivalry with HeldDown, Dan Black and the iZ production staff have decided that you, the OAOAST fan, will begin tonight reliving the greatest moments in INTENSEzone history. Each week a classic match will be aired. Tonight, we look back at Dan Black's first title win, as Masked Mystery Eskimo challenges one Big Poppa Popick, our own Stephen Joseph today, for the United States Title. Now, the United States Title was eventually merged into the Television title, becoming the USTV title that EvenflowDDT, Big Poppa Popick, and Angle-Plex held. It's lineage is now in the North American Title that was formed during an image shakeup in Fall 2002. Fans, from June 3rd 2002 at OAOAST arena, our match!

 

----wavy lines transition from JR's speech to the match itself, coming in after introductions have been given.----

 

The Mystery Eskimo sleds down to the ring…motioning like he has a belt as well. The ref rings the bell, and we're off.

 

Tie-up into a grounding headlock and hold by BPP who pulls TME up and hits a front facecrusher…BPP throws Eskimo to the ropes but TME counters and hits the boots to BPP.

 

Eskimo takes BPP down with an armbar, but as BPP powers out and hits another front facecrusher

 

Both men up, be Eskimo is faster and hits 2 snap suplexes in quick succession. He goes for the third, but BPP powers out and grounds Eskimo with a headlock submission. BPP pulls Eskimo up, but TME clubs the back of the BPP's head and puts BPP into an abdominal stretch, BPP tries to whip out but Eskimo pulls him back in with a twirl backbreaker and into an flipping armbar

 

Tie-up…BPP misses a punch which allows Eskimo to hit a another snap suplex.. BPP counters as TME pulls him up and hits a Stalling BrainBuster…BPP whips Eskimo into the corner, but Eskimo with a desperation armbar to get out!

 

AnglePlex comes down and interrupts the match, allowing Eskimo to hit successive DDT's. BPP avoids the third and hits a suplex. While still holding on, BPP picks Eskimo up and hits another Stalling BrainBuster.

 

BPP tries to whip Eskimo, but TME holds on and hits a DDT that looks like it hit BPP in the neck. BPP is dazed, but whatever Eskimo had planned fails as BPP counters with successive stalling suplexes.

 

BPP whips Eskimo in the corner, but TME dodges and hits the FROSTBITE FACELOCK! but BPP is too near the ropes and immediately grabs them.

Pickup by Eskimo, and another snap suplex by TME. BPP up and Eskimo this time with a kick to the gut…GutBuster! BPP is out near the ropes.

 

BPP plays possum and suckers Eskimo in for a suplex…and a chop, and a whip to the rops…but Eskimo flies out and hits a twirl backbreaker on BPP, but BPP lands on his feet rather than his back and hits Eskimo with a spinning elbow strike….

 

BPP whips Eskimo but TME holds on and does a whip himself, but follows it up with a FareWell! BPP staggers up and goes down to the DDT, but once again BPP is too near the ropes. TME picks BPP up and hits a Bodyslam, picking him up again and clubbing him down. But BPP still has come gas in him, and hits a facecrusher on Eskimo

 

The two exchange punches, but Eskimo with another gutwrench bomb into an armbar, but once again BPP is too mear the ropes.

 

Eskimo with some punches, but one misses and BPP sets up for the Finality. AnglePlex up on the apron distracting BPP, Eskimo quickly locks in the FrostBite FaceLock and after a minute, BPP can't make it to the ropes. His hand falls three times.

 

WINNER, BY KNOCKOUT, and NEW US CHAMP, ESKIMO!

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

::Camera returns to iZ, the Black logo on the bottom right of the screen. Stephen Joseph comes into view::

 

STEPHEN JOSEPH

He did that just to remind me of that.

 

JINGUS

...

 

STEPHEN JOSEPH

That moment always bothered me. The one win he got, well, it came because that runt had to interfere. You know?

 

JINGUS

...

 

STEPHEN JOSEPH

You listening?

 

JINGUS

...

 

STEPHEN JOSEPH

You know why we're still here on iZ right JINGUS. Yes, part of it is because I want you to get the title. Everyone says you're past due, and dammit, that's the truth. And now..Blackheart security

 

JINGUS

I'm winning the belt.

 

STEPHEN JOSEPH

What about Blackheart Security

 

JINGUS

If they show. Fodder, meet Cannon

 

STEPHEN JOSEPH

But JINGUS, we're still here, and with guys like Jesse and Peter backing us up, because everyone in corporate knows what Eskimo err Dan Black did after winning. All those mergers and name changes. We had to do that because when he had the belt, he built it up just to destroy its legacy. We had to make people forget!

 

JINGUS

::grunts::

 

STEPHEN JOSEPH

He'll do the same thing here. Build up iZ in his image, and then burn it to the ground just because he can. So we watch, and we wait...

 

JINGUS

hD is worried.

 

STEPHEN JOSEPH

Calvin is worried.

 

JINGUS

Pretty tough to be the best show when the champ's on the other.

 

STEPHEN JOSEPH

Which is why you're beating Calvin tonight. Then hD can't pull its strings, Dan can't pull his, and finally us boys at the desk can actually control things for once. Put an end to all this acrimony.

 

JINGUS

That's not why I'm beating Calvin tonight

 

STEPHEN JOSEPH

huh?

 

JINGUS

I'm beating Calvin tonight because he's a twerp of a man, and tarnishing the belt some good men have worn. Plus, I need a new belt...broke my old one.

 

STEPHEN JOSEPH

All you can eat ribs again?

 

JINGUS

...

 

STEPHEN JOSEPH

I'll leave you to warm up. I've got some research to do. Dan might not like this archive idea after all.

 

JINGUS

No? Next week he'll have a moment for the archives. JINGUS pinning Calvin. New OAOAST Champ. He'll love that moment.

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

JR: All right folks, it's time to head back to the ring for the first of our scheduled contests for this evening! IntenseZone resident superhero, the Blurricane, against the deadly Colombian Heat. His mission is clear, maim and injure the Blurricane, so Puerto Rican Lightning doesn't have to defend the title at World Without End!

 

CUE: No Chance in Hell

 

GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA

Coming to the ring…from Bogota, Columbia…weighing in at 173 pounds…COLUMBIAN HEAT!!!!

 

JR

This is the debut of the newest member of the Lightning Crew. I can’t believe how big this group is becoming and I’m sure no one else can believe it either. Blurricane better watch out because Columbian Heat is pissed!

 

(Columbian Heat comes out along with PRL to loud boos and chants of “PR Sucks.” Heat and PRL enter the ring and pose on the turnbuckles as the music dies out.)

 

CUE: Rock You Like a Hurricane

 

GARY MICHAEL CAPPETA

Coming to the ring…from Parts Unknown…weighing in at 190 pounds…THE BLURRICANE!!!!

 

(Blurricane flies out of the stage and comes swooshing to the ring, but Heat quickly hits a Slingshot Plancha onto him!)

 

JR

Columbian Heat has just started this match with a bang!!!

 

Heat pulls him back up and sends him hard into the ring steps! Blurricane slams hard into the steps and Heat tosses him back into the ring.

 

*DING DING DING*

 

Heat then climbs to the top and waits for Blurricane to stand before leaping off with a Cross Body, but Blurricane rolls through it and goes for a cover.

 

One…No!!!

 

Both men make it to their feet and lock up for the first time. Blurricane goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Heat blocks the move and hits a deep Armdrag! As Blurricane begins to stand again Heat grabs him, whips him to the ropes, and hits a Dropkick that sends him back down.

 

JR

This guy is quick as a hiccup and he’s got Blurricane stunned!

 

PRL applauds Heat’s moves on the outside as the fans boo and call him names. Heat catches Blurricane as he’s standing up and goes for a Gangsta Slam, but Blurricane elbows his way out and Snapmares him over. Blurricane runs to the other side of the ring and goes for a Shining Black, but Heat ducks the move and Blurricane misses. Heat then pulls Blurricane back to his feet and goes for a Hurricanrana, but Blurricane counters into a Sitout Powerbomb! Cover.

 

One…Two…No!!!

 

Blurricane then pulls Heat up, whips him to the ropes, but Heat reverses and hits a Clothesline. Heat then rests in the corner for a second while Blurricane slowly stands. As Blurricane gets up Heat grabs him and hits a Swinging Neckbreaker. Cover.

 

One…Two…No!!!

 

JR

Every time Blurricane gets momentum he’s cut off by another move by Heat!

 

Heat gets up and poses for the crowd as the shower him with boos. PRL flips off the crowd and cheers Heat on as he catches a standing Blurricane with the Drive-by! Cover.

 

One…Two…No!!

 

Heat then pulls him up and goes for a Pump Handle Suplex, but Blurricane blocks it and elbows his way out. Blurricane then hits the ropes for a Neckbreaker Takedown. Cover.

 

One…Two…No!!!

 

Heat bails to the outside for a breather as PRL comes around to talk strategy. Blurricane comes running in and goes for a Spaceman Plancha, but Heat hits a Dropkick to Blurricane as he comes down!!

 

JR

Bah gawd Heat just dropkicked Blurricane out of mid air!!!

 

Heat and PRL roll Blurricane back into the ring causing the ref to come out and yell at PRL. Heat climbs to the top rope and goes for The Fatal Mistake, but Blurricane gets his knees up and Heat bounces off. Both men are laid out in the ring as the ref slides back in and begins a 10 count.

 

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…Blurricane starts to move…8…Heat begins to move…9…Blurricane pulls himself up and goes for a cover.

 

One…Two…Three..No!!

 

Blurricane and Heat both make it to their feet and Blurricane grabs him for a Chokeslam, but Heat fights his way out. Heat grabs Blurricane for the Pimp Juice, but Blurricane fights his way out and hits the Chokeslam! Blurricane goes for a cover, but PRL is in the ring and he knocks Blurricane off of Heat.

 

*DING DING DING*

 

PRL picks Blurricane up for the PR Nightmare, but Blurricane fights his way out and hits the Chokeslam! Blurricane then pulls off one of his elbow pads and throws it in PRL’s face before bouncing off the ropes twice and hitting the Puerto Rico Elbow!!

 

JR

Bah gawd Blurricane just hit PRL’s move!!!

 

GARY MICHAEL CAPPETTA

Here’s your winner by way of Disqualification…THE BLURRICANE!!!

 

(Blurricane exits the ring and celebrates as the fans are on their feet cheering. PRL gets up and yells at Blurricane to get back in the ring, but Blurricane just waves as he walks to the back.)

 

JR: The Blurricane has been ON FIRE this month! PRL better enjoy his last few days with that title, because I've got a feeling after World Without End, it's going around the waist of someone this brand can be proud of!

 

(commercials)

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

RJD2's "The Horror" hits, the pyro explodes and Shuffle walks onto the ramp. He's got a serious look on his face.

 

JR: We're back fans, and it's time to get down, because the Shuffle's on his way to the ring and he's got something to say!

 

"Cut the music", yells Shuffle as he stands at the top of the ramp.

 

"It seems like some people are letting my cheerful exterior trick them into thinking that I can be played with. Some people think that because I dance, and because I like to have a good time that I'm just a target as they try and make a name for themselves in IZ."

 

"Those people, or should I say... that person IS WRONG."

 

"Since he's started in IZ, G. Money has been taking cheap shots at me. I kicked his ass fair and square the first night we were here, and he cheap shotted me after the match. I come out and get down with JR, and he sneaks up and hits me with a chair. And worst of all, least weak he cheats AGAIN and gets me eliminated at the first IZ 5 match."

 

"So I've come out here to say that I'm done playing around. I'm demanding a match with Money's worthless ass at 'World Without End'. In that match I'm going to show Money just how dead serious I can be. So no dancing, no playing around- not until I pound his ass into the mat, the referee counts to three, and then I'll do the B. DIDDY SHUFFLE~! all over his ass!!!"

 

"Money, unless you're an even more gutless sack of crap than I think you are, you'll accept this match. You'll agree to come out and fight me, no low blows, no chairs, none of your usual bullshit. Just you and me, face-to-face, in the ring. Where we already know that I'm better than you. I beat your ass once, I beat Naz Mistry- you've lost to me and needed help to win your only other match. So with a resume like that, you've got a hell of a lot to prove- and it's too bad that at the end of our match- the only thing you'll prove is that a no good, cheating, asshole has no place in IZ of the OAOAST."

 

Shuffle drops the mic and walks back off stage...

 

JR: Strong words from the Shuffle, that tag match tonight is going to be a real slobber-

 

SUDDENLY, "What's My Name" by Snoop Doggy Dogg begins blaring on the PA, and on the Angletron is the wide smiling face of...TED WEDDY! BACKED UP BY THE ODD SQUAD OF GARY BUSEY AND J TRAIN!

 

JR: WHAT THE HELL? THEY'RE HELDDOWN TALENT!

 

TED:

Well, hellooooo, my fellow Americans, it's your Presssident, TED WEDDY, AND I GOT SUMTIN' TO SAY!

 

J-TRAIN:

BELIE DAT, FOOL! BEEA BEEA!

 

TED:

I've been in the OAOAOAOAST for FOUR FREAKIN' months, and how many PPVs have I been on, A BIG FAT FUCKING ZERO! And whose fault is that? HELDDOWN, AND TIM MOOOOOYYSEY! MOYSEY HAS BEEN SCRREEEWWWING ME since I got here! Everything that's been said about HeldDown, IT'S ALL TRUE!

 

HELDDOWN CAN KISS MY ASS AND LICK MY BALLS! THERE'S BACKSTAGE POLITICS, THERE'S BRRRRIBERY, THERE'S BLLLOWJOBS FOR PUSHES! YEAH, NORTHSTAR WAS RIGHT ABOUT TIM AND ALIX SPEZIA! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

 

I've been HeldDown on HeldDown! It is corrupt, and it's going to go down the fucking drain! I want to be on IntenseZone, the FUCKING FUTURE of OAOAST! PLLLLEASE SIGN ME DAN BLACK! If you get Ted Weddy, you not only get a super-fly ho bangin' pimp slapping studmuffin, but as Prrresident of the United States, a secret agent, the voice of Tommy Pickles on Rugrats, and a professional hockey player, I bring you STAR POWER! You already know Gary Busey!

 

GARY:

How do you do.

 

TED:

THERE'S MORE!

 

Entering from the side, here comes Al Bundy, Mark McGwire, that fat guy from Still Standing, Barney the Purple Dinosaur, Jim Belushi, Kate Winslet, Alfonso Soriano, and Ephram from Everwood!

 

THE CELEBS:

WE'RE ALL FRIENDS OF TED WEDDY!

 

TED:

And not only will I bring you cellllllebrities, I'll do one better. HeldDown doesn't want me on PPV, too bad. At WWE, I'M COMING FOR THAT COCKJOCKEY SLUTBAG TIM MOOYYYYSEY!

 

J-TRAIN:

BEEA! BEEA! THAT'S THE REALLY REAL, THE REAL DEAL, MOYSA, YOU DEALIN' WITH A YOUNG CASSIUS CLAY, A YOUNG SMOKEY JOE FRAZIER, HE'S GONNA MAKE YA...

 

CELEBS:

TOSS....HIS....SALAD!

 

The AngleTron shuts off.

 

JR:

Uh, wow, we've heard from Ted Weddy, the strangest man in OAOAST, giving the scuttlebutt on our so-called "competition." Even bigger news, it looks like we've got our first defection! Ted Weddy's coming to IntenseZone! Folks, we need to take a break, that tag match is up NEXT!

Edited October 22, 2003 by DuskTillDawn

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

JR: We are back from commercials and the match that is coming up will be sure to be one heck of a slobberknocker! We got the tag match between the Dangerous A teaming up with the egomanical G-Money against The Shuffle and The Mad Cappa! This will be Dangerous A’s first match since spring time!

 

(Arena goes black, green spotlight comes out to the centre of the ramp as “For the Love of Money” by the O’ Jays plays up! G-Money walks out to boos from the audience as green pyro goes off both sides of the ramp way! The pyro finishes, the arena lights come back up as G-Money continues down to the ring. Once in the right side, he takes his silver tracksuit and runs the ropes as he warms up while waiting for his partner Dangerous A!)

 

Ring Announcer: All the way from across the Atlantic in Salisbury, England, weighing in at 245 lbs., here’s G-Money!

 

Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!

 

JR: (sarcasm) G-Money sure got his fans out there!

 

(The ring blacks out as “Don’t Stay” by Linkin Park hits up! Dangerous A coolly walks out with a spotlight on him from the entrance all the way as he gets to the center of the ring! DA then hits every ring post and holds both fists to the crowd half heartedly as the crowd boos him loudly! DA then shrugs off the crowd by saying “whatever”!)

 

JR: Here comes the scourge of the orient, Dangerous A!

 

Gary Cappetta: And his partner, from far away from his homeland of Japan, all the way from the golden oasis in the west of Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 240 lbs., DDDDDDDAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGERROUS AAAAAAAA!!!

 

Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!

 

(Dangerous A and G-Money look at each other as they look like that they are together to get rid of their opponents.)

 

(A loud burst of pyro pops up from the stage as “The Horror” by RJD2 plays up. Dangerous A and G-Money are pumped up looking at the stage as they wait!)

 

Ring Announcer: The opponents, the man famous for the B. Diddy shuffle, from Lynwood, Washington, The Shuffle!

 

Crowd: YEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

 

(The Shuffle walks out and stops out at the stage entrance! DA and G-Money tell him to get down to the ring! The Shuffle then does a Scott Hall type of pointing to the entrance as “Act A Fool” by Ludacris plays up! The Mad Cappa creeps out from the curtains to loud cheers with an Indiana Jones hat to his new theme song! Cappa and Shuffle knock knuckles together and they storm the ring!

 

JR: OH! IT’S GETTING STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(They all four start slugging away at each other as the referee tries to restore order! Cappa and DA trade blows as Shuffle and G-Money beat away at each other! DA tries to Irish whip Cappa, but Cappa reverses the whip into a whip of his own! Cappa dropkicks DA out of the ring while Shuffle knocks G-Money over the top rope at the same time!)

 

JR: DA AND G-MONEY OUT OF THE RING, OUT OF THE RING, BAH GAWD, THEY ARE OUT OF THE RING!

 

(Cappa and Shuffle run to the center of the ring as The

 

Shuffle proceeds to do the B. Diddy shuffle while The Mad Cappa does a windmill! The crowd starts cheering loudly!)

 

JR: A and Money don’t look too pleased with this!

 

(DA and G-Money look pissed off as they roll back in underneath the ropes and take them down! DA stiff kicks Shuffle’s face while G-Money elbows onto Cappa’s back. Shuffle clutches his face while DA scoops him up for a suplex! Cappa gets up and locks up with G-Money. G-Money yanks Cappa's left arm into a hammerlock and then pushes Cappa down! DA grabs Shuffle's right leg as he tries to wind it in, but Shuffle holds on DA to roll out! G-Money proceeds to stomp down on Cappa's back! Cappa rolls out of the ring as G-Money turns his focus to Shuffle! G-Money asks DA to double team on Shuffle, but DA gives him a cold look and whips Shuffle to G-Money! G-Money turns it into a side suplex! Shuffle quickly gets up and chops G-Money! G-Money responds with a chop of his own! The crowd oos every one of the chops! Their chops get louder and more vicious! Eventually G-Money turns back to recover! Shuffle takes this time to dropkick G-Money! G-Money rolls out of the ring..... right into Cappa! Cappa does THE IMPACT~! on G-Money! He rolls him back into the ring as Shuffle goes for the cover.

 

1....................................2........................kickout!

 

Shuffle tries to pick him up for a suplex, but DA distracts the ref as G-Money pokes Shuffle right on the eyes! Cappa yells out to the ref about it! The ref goes over to Cappa as DA exchanges himself with G-Money without tagging in! The crowd boos! DA drags Shuffle to the middle of the ring as he smashes Shuffle's left knee onto the mat! Shuffle turns around and kicks DA in the gut! Shuffle then tries to suplex DA, but DA blocks it and turns it into a tiger suplex! DA goes for the cover.

 

1.................................2....Cappa breaks it up!

 

(Suddenly, the cameras turn fuzzy as they lose reception! The screen turns into a colorful bars across! A minute later, it turns into a Technical Difficulties screen for about 5 minutes. They return to a JR sitting behind the announcer's booth.)

 

JR: We apologize for the sudden loss of feed! It's that damn weather around here! That damn lightning! However, as they say, the show must go on and they have still been fighting out there! Dangerous A and G-Money have defineatly taken control of this match, but The Mad Cappa did at least get a BUST A CAP! On DA! But DA kicked out quickly and answered with a Yakuza kick and slapped on the STF! Shuffle broke it up and OH MY! We should return to the action!

 

The ref pushes Cappa back to the corner as DA takes this moment to try to suplex Shuffle again, but Shuffle blocks it and counters with a KICK ASS BLASTA~! DA goes down! Shuffle for the cover.

 

1........................................2..kickup!

 

 

JR: ONLY ONE SECOND AWAY FROM WINNING!

DA is pissed off and attempts to grab Shuffle for a gutwrench driver, but Cappa shoves Shuffle out of the way! G-Money comes in as Shuffle rolls right into a Goldleaf! DA then grabs hold of Cappa and does the gutwrench driver! Cappa is out!

 

 

1..........................................2....................................

....3!!!!!!!

 

JR: DA AND MONEY WIN! DA AND MONEY WIN! SHUFFLE IS LOCKED IN! CAPPA IS SO GONE! BAH GAWD, WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER!

 

Dangerous A and G-Money win the match! However, with the bell ringing off, G-Money holds on while DA picks up Cappa again!

 

JR: NOT AN ANOTHER ONE!

 

DA does an another gutwrench driver! Cappa lands on his neck! Cappa pretty much lays out stiff as he clutches his neck!

 

JR: We must go to a commercial right now!

 

Instead, the camera remains rolling, focusing on one man dashing to the ring. IT'S THUNDERKID! THUNDERKID MAKES HIS WAY THROUGH THE CROWD AND ATTACKS THE FACES!!!!

 

JR: BAH GAWD, it's THUNDERKID!!! We haven't seen TK in months!!!

 

TK grabs Cappa and hits him with an ORANGE CRUSH~! He then picks Shuffle up...THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!! TK, DA, and G-Money all stomp away at the faces, then pose together in the center of the ring!

 

JR: THUNDERKID IS BACK!!! And he's sided with DA and G-Money! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? AW! MAH!! GAWD!!!

 

(They fade out to commercial break.)

Edited October 22, 2003 by DuskTillDawn

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

JR: We're mere moments away from one of the biggest title matches in OAOAST history, but first, let's kick it to Gary Michael Cappetta backstage, for the rundown of the card for OAOAST World Without End THIS SUNDAY ON PAY PER VIEW!

 

Gary Cappetta: Well, fans, this Sunday, October 26, the OaOasT will be proud to present to you....OaOasT World Without End. World Without End is a presentation of both the IntenseZone and heldDown brands so you will see the best of both brands on one night and that night is this Sunday, October 26th.

 

11 great matches are planned for World Without End and at this pay-per-view, you will see The Mad One, The Mad Cappa take on Dan Black's newest acquistion, Dangerous A. Dangerous A shocked us all by going against what he believed in to sell his soul to Mr. Black. The Mad Cappa, still feeling the effects of Puerto Rican Lightning's attack on him back in May, was the first person Dangerous A targeted when he joined Mr. Black. Needless to say, Cappa wasn't pleased and is looking for vengeance against the Scourge At The Orient this Sunday at World Without End!

 

You will also see an IntenseZone first. A Brother vs. Brother match. IZ's #1 favorite superstar, "Shooter" Jay Darring takes on his brother "The Professional" Mike Darring. The F13 title will be on the line, but that's the least of Jay's worries. He's battling for his livelihood, against his most dangerous opponent, his own flesh and blood.

 

IntenseZone also brings to you G. Money vs. The Shuffle. These two newcomers are making their OaOasT pay-per-view at World Without End and have been at each other's throat for a while. Their feud will come to a boiling point at the pay-per-view. I, for one, cannot wait.

 

IZ will also bring you a match between Lightning Crew charter member Vitamin X and newcomer Chris Sandsbury. Sandsbury took a big risk in challenging a member of the Lightning Crew for his first PPV match but he feels confident he can defeat X. You can be sure, though, that the Lightning Crew will defintley have X's back in this matchup.

 

In a OaOasT North American Championship Match, the Champion, "The P.R. Menace" Puerto Rican Lightning takes on everybody's favorite superhero, Blurricane. Blurricane claims he is worthy of a shot but PRL claims that he is Blurricane's kyprtonite. Will that claim be proven this Sunday at World Without End? Will PRL's NA Title reign end at 1 month? Or will PRL show the world that he is indeed Blurricane's kyprtonite? You defintley don't wanna miss this match as it could have a profound effect on IntenseZone!

 

Speaking of a match that could have a profound effect on IntenseZone, the IZ main event will DEFINTLEY shake the foundation of IZ. IntenseZone General Manager Dan Black and Jailbait take on the team of JINGUS and Jesse "The Body" Ventura. This feud has been brewing ever since Black was named IZ GM and you can be sure that Stephen Joseph will be involved in this match somehow!

 

On the HeldDown side, we will see the OaOasT ppv debut of Panther as he takes on the Dark One Axel in a No Holds Barred Matchup. Axel is pissed off that Panther was able to get a victory over him last week on HeldDown, so expect Axel to be hell bent on crippling the young Panther in his OaOasT PPV debut.

 

We will also see the Pissed off Prep Zack Malibu take on CWM in a match with a stipulation as yet to be annouced. We DON'T want you to watch HeldDown to find out what the stipulation is. Just wait till the pay-per-view and be suprised.

 

HeldDown will also bring you a Barbed-Wire Match for the OaOasT X Title. The Champion, Ragdoll takes on Mad Matt in a re-match from last month's Dirty Deeds. Their last match was brutal. I just can't imagine how much more dangerous this match will be. With the hatred these two have. And the matches these two have had. And a Barbed-Wire match? This will be bloody, brutal, and barbaric and you don't want to miss it! It's happening this Sunday at World Without End. Don't miss it!

 

The OaOasT World Tag Team Titles will be defended at World Without End. The Champs, The Dream Machines will take on the new tag team of TNT. The Dream Machines are intent on keeping their belts around their waist, but can TNT pull the upset?

 

And the main event. The big one. The match for the OaOasT World Heavyweight Championship. OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion, Calvin Szechstein takes on the Female Phemon of the OaOasT, the beautiful and talented Crystal. If Crystal wins, she will become the first female OaOasT World Champion ins OaOasT history. If Calvin wins, then we will have to deal with another month of Calvin's World Title reign. What will happen? Will Calvin's reign finally end? Tune in to World Without End to find out.

 

And that's not all folks! You will also see in action, The Shadow, K-NESS, Sly Summers and more. Fans, do not miss OaOasT World Without End. Sunday, October 26 at 8p.m. eastern standard time only on pay-per-view. Call your local cable or satelite operator and order now!!!

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

OAOAST World Heavyweight Title

Calvin Szechstein © vs. JINGUS

 

JR

Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time for the main event. This is the first OAOAST World Title defence we have had here on IntenseZone for quite some time. You’ve seen and heard the build up, and I’m sure you can feel from the atmosphere inside the stadium tonight that this is going to be a huge match. Will we see an OAOAST legend at last break through, or will Calvin take a huge step to becoming a legend himself? We’ll find out, very soon.

 

Verdi’s “Requiem” plays out, as the arena lights dim. White and red pyro blasts out ferociously, as the Devilman, JINGUS, appears under the AngleTron. JINGUS walks calmly to the ring, his mask concealing the emotions which must surely be running across his face. The crowd is already behind the Devilman, chanting his name and cheering him to the ring.

 

JINGUS climbs into the ring and shakes hands with our referee and our announcer, Gary Capetta.

 

The lights go back up.

 

BOOM!

 

“3!”

 

BOOM!

 

“2!”

 

BOOM!

 

“1!”

 

“I’m the Bomb!”

 

Calvin’s music starts up, and the arena’s mood changes abruptly as the one and only Calvin Szechstein walks down, unaccompanied, face set, eyes locked on the monster in the ring.

 

JR

Calvin appearing without any members of Totally Endorsed- I think he feels he has something to prove here in his first title defence on IntenseZone, a show he sees as a target!

 

Szechstein slides into the ring and holds up his title belt, pointing at it and smiling mockingly at JINGUS. Our referee stands between the two men, as the music cuts and Gary Michael Capetta prepares to give us the boxing style introductions.

 

JINGUS leans back in the corner, eyes facing down to the mat.

 

GMC

Ladies and Gentlemen, THIS is your main event of the evening and it IS for the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

 

Crowd POPS!

 

GMC

Introducing first the challenger to my left…from the DEPTHS OF HELL...weighing in at a MONSTROUS three hundred and fifty pounds, and standing six feet, five inches tall…he is an OAOAST veteran, a two time tag team champion of the World…the master of the Devilbomb, I present to you:

 

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 

The Devilman raises a hand in salute to the crowd and comes out of his corner, rolling his massive shoulders back and flexing out.

 

GMC

And his opponent…from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing one hundred and ninety seven pounds, standing five foot eleven inches….he is the leader of Totally Endorsed, a former 24/7 Champion, and currently the OAOAST Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD! Ladies and Gentlemen…Callllllllllllllllvin SZEEEEECCCCCCCCCCHSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

 

Calvin nods confidently and hands over the shining OAOAST World Title belt to our referee. GMC leaves the ring as the ref briefly explains the rules and pats each man down. Calvin and JINGUS stare a hole in one another, each tensed and ready for the bell.

 

DING DING DING

 

JR

BAH GAWD, it’s on folks! World Title on the line! The biggest match in JINGUS’s career!

 

JINGUS faces down Calvin, throws back his head and lets out a ROAR of epic proportions! Calvin tries to look unfazed…but is there a small gulp in his throat?

 

The Devilman and the World Champion circle each other, with Calvin wringing out his wrists. At last Szechstein stops and beckons JINGUS to him, holding out his hands for a test of strength.

 

JR

Is Calvin CRAZIER THAN A PET COON? There’s no way he can match power with JINGUS!

 

The monster looks at Calvin and shrugs, advancing on the World Champ…who promptly kicks him hard in the midsection! JINGUS clutches his stomach, slightly winded, and Calvin runs to the ropes, springing off and driving his shoulder into the body of JINGUS with a shoulder block!

 

JINGUS doesn’t move.

 

Calvin runs to the ropes again, flinging himself at J with another shoulder block!

 

JINGUS doesn’t move.

 

Calvin tries a third time to knock his opponent to the mat, and lunges with another block, but JINGUS steps to one side and allows Calvin to connect with only air. Unbalanced, Calvin turns around and eats a BIG BOOT to the face as JINGUS elevates his huge leg into the air!

 

Szechstein falls to the mat, holding his nose, but begins to scramble up. JINGUS is on top of him however, and lands a pair of massive, clubbing forearms to the back of Calvin that pound him back down. The Devilman grabs CS by the scruff of the neck with one hand and hauls him up, before flinging him like a rag doll into the corner. JINGUS measures his opponent before beginning to pick him apart with a series of brutal, stiff punches to the head and upper body that leave the crowd yelling its approval.

 

JR

JINGUS is just DEMOLISHING Calvin with his sheer power! The Devilman has over 150lbs in weight and half a foot in height on Szechstein…Calvin can’t afford to get trapped in situations like this or this match will be over quicker than a goose buying flapjack!

 

With Calvin dizzy in the corner, JINGUS grabs his right arm and whips him all the way across the ring to the opposite corner. The Devilman waits for the champ to crunch into the turnbuckles before charging after him with an AVALANCHE that…MISSES!

 

JR

BAH GAWD! Calvin rolled aside at the last POSSIBLE minute!

 

JINGUS slams into the turnbuckle shoulder first, and bounces off. The monster stays on his feet but holds his right shoulder.

 

JR

We saw JINGUS’ shoulder get picked apart by PRL and G Money during the I5 match last week, and from the pain he’s experiencing here I’d say that injury is far from healed.

 

Calvin, having rolled up to a crouch, sees JINGUS’ discomfort. As the Devilman turns, Szechstein jumps up and into the air, snapping his boots into that very shoulder with a dropkick! JINGUS staggers and again holds his hurt arm, as Calvin springs back to his feet and grabs a hold of it. Calvin tries to whip JINGUS, but J stands his ground. Szechstein feints to try again, but as JINGUS resists Calvin quickly drops the arm and instead aims a hard kick at the right knee of the monster. Another hard kick, and Calvin rapidly retakes the arm, and with JINGUS wincing from the pain of the kicks, the OAOAST champ this time manages a whip to the ropes.

 

JR

Good strategy from Calvin, peppering JINGUS with quick blows- he needs to move fast, strike with speed and stop JINGUS getting his hands on him!

 

JINGUS bounces off the ropes and Calvin leap frogs over him. As JINGUS returns, Calvin drops down and looks to monkey flips the monster, but JINGUS grabs a hold of his raised legs! Slowly, the Devilman pulls Calvin up by them, leaving the champion hanging down the monster’s body, shouting in protest!

 

JINGUS keeps a hold, turns, and runs straight at the corner, SMASHING Calvin’s body into the turnbuckles face first! Calvin flops back off the pads and JINGUS covers him:

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KICKOUT!

 

The challenger wastes no time in drawing Calvin back to his feet, and drives his knee into the gut of the champ. JINGUS wraps his arms around the waist of Calvin and twists him up with a gutwrench, attempting to spin into a powerbomb, but Calvin flips out of his clutches and lands on his feet. JINGUS roars in with a lariat attempt, but CS ducks, jumping around and onto the back of JINGUS in the crucifix position! Calvin twitches his body, trying to pull JINGUS over, but the weight is too much and JINGUS is able to gain control of the situation.

 

JINGUS flips Calvin off his back on to his shoulders, in a torture rack position, before flipping around, spinning Calvin down to the mat with an F5!

 

JR

MAH GAWD, F5 connects! We’re only minutes into this match!

 

Cover!

 

ONE!

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO AND A HALF!

 

 

 

 

 

Calvin gets his foot on the ropes!

 

JR

I’ve never seen JINGUS with that- he’s busting out new moves with the importance of this match!

 

JINGUS pulls Calvin off the ropes and grabs him up. The Devilman wraps his arms around Calvin and spins him around with a belly to belly suplex that grinds Calvin into the mat! Cover!

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KICKOUT!

 

JR

Calvin displaying some fortitude under the assault of these power moves…JINGUS isn’t a technical wrestler, he’s not going to use armbars and headlocks to wear down an opponent- he’s going to grab them and throw them around the ring till they’ve had enough!

 

The Devilman scoops Calvin up, but allows Szechstein just a fraction too much time, and that’s enough for the champ to reach up and jab the eye of JINGUS through his mask. As JINGUS clutches at his face, Calvin pushes him back onto the ropes. CS places JINGUS’ right arm over the top rope and then steps out onto the apron. Calvin grips JINGUS’ wrist in both hands, and then jumps to the floor, snapping the rope into the arm of the monster! JINGUS roars and steps away from the ropes, holding his shoulder, as Calvin scampers up the ring steps and to the top rope! JINGUS turns, and Calvin leaps off, landing a missile dropkick to the shoulder that knocks JINGUS down!

 

Calvin covers!

 

ONE!

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

JINGUS throws Calvin off and gets to his feet! The Devilman lumbers in at CS, who backs away into the corner and ducks his upper body under the top rope. The referee gets into the path of JINGUS, blocking his approach, and calls for Calvin to come back into the ring. Calvin shakes his head, pointing at JINGUS and gesturing for him to back off.

 

JR

Stalling from Calvin…and to be honest, for once I can’t blame him!

 

JINGUS shakes his head in frustration and moves in, but our official once more is in the way. The instant the big man turns his attention to the referee, Calvin pounces, kicking hard at the right knee of JINGUS once more. Another pair of kicks, and Calvin whips JINGUS to the ropes. As the monster bounces back, Calvin drops down and snaps his feet into the path of the monster, tripping him with a drop toe hold that bounces JINGUS’ face off the mat!

 

With JINGUS lying face down, Calvin quickly ascends to the top rope. He takes a brief moment to take in the packed arena, before leaping forward, extending his leg and connecting with a guillotine leg drop to the back of the neck! With an effort, CS rolls JINGUS onto his back for the cover:

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KICKOUT!

 

Calvin wisely gets straight back to the attack, slowly getting JINGUS to his feet. Szechstein takes a grip on JINGUS’ right arm, and, with the Devilman still dazed, is able to run forward towards the corner and pull JINGUS with him. The champion grabs the top of the Devilman’s red trunks and, whilst running, fling JINGUS hard forwards so that his right shoulder collides with the ring post with a sickening thud!

 

The fans draw in their breath as JINGUS lies on the second rope in the corner, his shoulder up against the unforgiving steel. Calvin turns and raises his arms in celebration, grinning and nodding his head. The crowd raise another shower of BOOOOOS for the Totally Endorsed leader…which suddenly change to huge cheers! Calvin momentarily looks confused at the change in reaction…but a light dawns on his face, and he swallows. CS slowly turns, to find the Devilman towering over him, breathing hard, eyes ablaze…

 

KICK!

 

 

 

 

WHAM!

 

 

 

 

 

DEVILBO- NO! Calvin counters as JINGUS brings him up, swinging out, grabbing the Devilman’s head and driving it down to the mat with a DDT!

 

JR

BAH GAWD, not many survive a Devilbomb attempt! Perhaps the injured shoulder is weakening the grip of JINGUS!

 

The cover!

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO AND A HALF!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KICKOUT!

 

Calvin leaves JINGUS lying on his back, and heads up top once more….measuring his opponent…before leaping off, crunching his body up and then SLAMMING it out and down onto the chest and right shoulder of JINGUS with a huge frog splash! Calvin bounces off, and clutches his stomach, clearly in pain from the impact with the hard body of the challenger.

 

Gasping for air, Calvin drags himself over and hooks up a huge leg!

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO AND A HALF!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KICKOUT!

 

 

 

Calvin rolls of JINGUS and lies on his back, holding his gut still…and seemingly gets an idea. With JINGUS still prone, he grabs his right arm at the wrist with both hands, drops back and locks on a cross arm breaker! Szechstein uses his boots for greater leverage, and rocks back, tearing at the shoulder of his opponent!

 

JR

Calvin going for the submission…JINGUS has got to be in a world of hurt!

 

JINGUS indeed is grunting with pain as Calvin punishes the arm. The Devilman tries to sit up, but for once Calvin has the power advantage, with all his weight dragging on JINGUS’ weakened arm, and CS pulls him back to the mat. The crowd gets behind the challenger, clapping and stomping for his escape. The monster starts to use his legs to edge across the mat…as the referee asks if he wants to give it up…and JINGUS’ free arm starts to waver!

 

JR

It’s the biggest match of his life, but JINGUS could have his arm damaged FOR life if he can’t escape!

 

JINGUS strains across the canvas…extends his left leg…and makes the ropes! The official counts the break, before having to force Calvin off! Szechstein backs away as the referee checks on JINGUS, who nods firmly that he’s going to continue.

 

With his arm now hanging, JINGUS gets to his feet and moves in on Calvin, who quickly kicks the knee again, and then grabs the head of JINGUS in both hands, dropping down and executing a swift jawbreaker.

The Devilman staggers away, and Calvin runs after him and jumps onto his huge back, snapping on a sleeper hold with both arms! CS has his legs wrapped around the giants midriff as he attempts to cut off all the air.

 

JINGUS staggers under the pressure, and tries to spin around and flick CS off his back, but Calvin holds tight. As the lack of air increases, JINGUS drops down to one knee, allowing CS to get his feet on the mat. Calvin uses the leverage to drop back, pulling JINGUS head down and CRACKING it into the canvas with a sleeper slam! The cover!

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO AND A HALF!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-KICKOUT!

 

Cries of relief from the crowd, who are growing increasingly concerned over the punishment JINGUS has absorbed.

 

CS wipes his brow, and flings the sweat onto the body of JINGUS, before grabbing for the cross arm breaker once more! JINGUS comes alive at the threat and fights him off with a blow from his left hand, and follows with a headbutt as he gets to his feet! The BUTT knocks Szechstein to the mat, but he’s quickly back up and just CHARGES straight at his opponent!

 

JINGUS turns side on, shielding his right side from attack, and uses his left to snatch the rushing Calvin up and POWER him to the mat with a droopy dog one arm judo slam! Cover!

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO AND A HALF!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-KICKOUT!

 

JR

BAH GAWD! That was close! Perhaps if it’d been JINGUS’ stronger right hand it would have been!

 

JINGUS hauls Calvin up and goes for a whip across the ring, but Calvin drops down and slides out of the ring to the floor, where he supports himself on the railing. JINGUS shrugs and CHARGES!

 

The Devilman LAUNCHES himself out over the top rope with a plancha straight at Calvin, as flash bulbs pop and the crowd roars!

 

But the champion sees him coming at the last minute and jumps aside, and JINGUS smashes into the rail, nearly flattening the rows of people behind it! JINGUS clutches his shoulder and howls in pain!

 

JR

HOLY- he just nearly broke his body in HALF, BAH GAWD!

 

Calvin smiles thinly as JINGUS lies in agony, but quickly grabs him up and rolls him into the ring. CS considers the cover but instead heads up top yet again. Szechstein leaps off, gaining huge elevation, extending the point of his right elbow out alongside him and DRIVING it- into the mat! JINGUS rolls aside!

 

Calvin bounces off the mat, holding his elbow, as JINGUS uses his left arm and the ropes to pull himself up. CS is up and turns into a CLAWSLAM! Szechstein’s body is almost driven through the ring with the impact! JINGUS flop on top!

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO AND A HALF!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

 

NO!

 

 

KICKOUT!

 

JR

MAH GAWD, inches away from a new champion! INCHES, BAH GAWD!

 

The crowd was sure that was it, and let out a cry of disappointment….that grows louder, and turns into BOOOOOOOOS as Dan Black walks slowly down to ringside…

 

JR

Aww, crap, why’s he out here? This is a damn good match, we don’t need him sticking his nose in!

 

Rather than making to interfere however, Dan stands at the top of the ramp, arms folded, looking on. A camera pans over him, and picks up on him telling the crowd “I’m just here to watch, just watch…”

 

Meanwhile, JINGUS is up in the ring and drags Calvin with him. A whip to the ropes, but Calvin ducks under the LARIAT FROM HELL! Szechstein rebounds, coming up behind JINGUS, but the Devilman spins around with surprising speed!

 

KICK!

 

 

 

WHAM!

 

 

 

 

 

 

But Calvin escapes the Devilbomb again, this time spinning around onto the back of JINGUS and locking on a Dragon Sleeper! Calvin’s arm is wrapped tightly around the throat of the monster, and he pulls back hard, his legs once more wrapped around the torso of the Devilman.

 

Calvin wrenches back, trying to put J out, but JINGUS turns and runs backwards into the corner, crushing CS onto the turnbuckles with all his weight!

 

But Calvin HOLDS ON! JINGUS, looking more shaky now, tries again, but CS still holds on!

 

JR

BAH GAWD, what grip from Calvin not to be knocked to the mat, what-

 

Jim is interrupted as, with a twitch of his shoulders, JINGUS flips Calvin off his back and down to his side, in the reverse DVD position!

 

The crowd heats up as they anticipate a huge move, and they get it, as JINGUS jumps down to the side and DETONATES Calvin into the mat with the BURNING HELL HAMMER!

 

JR

That put PRL away last week to bring JINGUS here! It’s over! NEW CHAMPION!

 

JINGUS shakes his head clear, and rolls over…makes the cover!

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO AND A HALF!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NO!

 

 

 

 

KICKOUT!

 

 

JR

HOLY CRAP! Calvin kicked out of the Burning Hammer! BAH GAWD, this man wants to keep the OAOAST Title!

 

The crowd, and JINGUS, are as shocked as our rotund commentator. The Devilman gets to his feet, shaking his head.

 

JR

The clawslam FAILED! The burning hammer FAILED! Two Devilbombs countered! What does JINGUS have to do to walk away with the title?

 

JINGUS turns, and looks up top. And steps towards the corner. And onto the bottom rope. To the middle. To the top rope, facing out of the ring.

 

The crowd is shouting, yelling in excitement and worry. Calvin lies on his back, prone, defenceless.

 

JR

What in GAWDS NAME is he going for?!

 

JINGUS balances precariously on the top rope, and before he can slip jumps backwards, going head over heels and executing a MOONSAULT that brings his huge frame CRUSHING onto Calvin’s exposed body!

 

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

 

JR

JINGUS-SAULT! JINGUS-SAULT! I NEVER THOUGHT HE COULD PULL SOMETHING LIKE THAT OFF! BAH GAWD, HOW BADLY DOES HE WANT THIS!

 

JINGUS bounces off Calvin with the impact, but falls forward again, draping an arm!

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO AND A HALF!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NO!

 

 

 

 

 

SHOULDER UP!

 

The arena almost has a collective heart attack as Calvin raises a shoulder barely an inch off the mat at the last possible second!

 

Dan Black looks on still, no expression on his face.

 

JINGUS slowly picks himself up, holding his wrecked shoulder again. There’s not a twitch of life from Calvin as the Devilman hauls him up.

 

KICK!

 

 

 

 

WHAM!

 

 

 

JR

Devilbomb! Third time lucky!

 

DEVILBOM- But JINGUS’ shoulder gives out, and Calvin falls to the mat, safely! JINGUS is clutching his shoulder as Calvin is up, turns and whips him tiredly to the ropes. JINGUS lumbers back, and Calvin ducks down and drives his shoulder into the monster’s gut. Szechstein runs to the ropes with JINGUS doubled up, leaps into the air and delivers an axe kick to the back of the head that drops JINGUS down onto all fours!

 

Calvin, invigorated by his offence, steps out of the ring and heads up top yet again! JINGUS slowly turns, staggering up and around, and Calvin leaps at him, extending his legs and looking for a flying rana- but JINGUS has his arms around him and POWERBOMBS him down to the mat!

 

HUGE pop from the crowd!

 

JR

Not the Devilbomb, but this could be it!

 

JINGUS holds on for the cover!

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO AND A HALF!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO AND THREE QUARTERS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NO!

 

KICKOUT AGAIN!

 

JR

BAH-BAH- I’M LOST FOR WORDS! WHAT MORE CAN JINGUS DO?

 

Jingus leaves the body of Calvin battered on the mat, and heads out onto the apron. He climbs slowly to the bottom rope, then the middle, then the top. Calvin is attempting to get up, and the referee comes over to check on him for a second.

 

In that second, it happens.

 

Dan Black, OAOAST title belt in hand, leaps onto the apron and CRACKS JINGUS in the right leg with the belt. The leg gives out and JINGUS falls, crotching himself on the top. Calvin sees what the referee doesn’t and forces himself up. The crowd BOOS Dan Black to hell as he walks away, and Calvin runs, jumping up the ropes, snapping his legs around JINGUS’ head and with a supreme effort drags him off with a frankensteiner!

 

JINGUS lands hard on his right shoulder and clutches it, as Calvin picks himself up and vaults back to the top rope! There’s no pose, as Calvin takes his chance and leaps forward, revolving over and over and SMASHING onto JINGUS with the 450 splash!

 

The impact half knocks Calvin away, but with a huge effort of will he hooks up a leg!

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO AND A HALF!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO AND THREE QUARTERS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JINGUS KICKS OUT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUT THE BELL RINGS!

 

 

 

 

 

DING DING DING

 

GMC

Here is your winner and STILL OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, CALVIN SZECHSTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

 

JR

BAH GAWD! WHAT HAPPENED?! JINGUS KICKED OUT? WE NEED A REPLAY HERE!

 

We cut to replay, slowed down, showing the referee’s hand slowly coming down for the third strike…JINGUS’ shoulder starts to rise…but as the hand hits the mat it’s still down!

 

JR

MAH GAWD! Calvin did it! He beat JINGUS! I don’t believe it! It took a timely intervention from Dan Black, but Calvin is still the World Champion!

 

That man in question, Dan Black, is walking back up the ramp, no expression on his face, as Calvin picks himself up, lovingly clutching his title belt. JINGUS sits in a crouch, not moving, dismayed at somehow having lost the match.

 

JR

We’re almost out of time, but don’t forget World Without End, this Sunday, only on Pay Per View! I’ve been Jim Ross- what a match, what a battle, what a night- I’ll see you Sunday, from everyone at IntenseZone, good night!

Edited October 22, 2003 by DuskTillDawn

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

[However, instead of the credits, we cut to the back!]

 

Dan Black steps into an awaiting limo, and it speeds away from the arena. Footsteps echo from behind the cameraman. It's Stephen Joseph, followed by a limping JINGUS. Stephen stares out into the parking lot and the leaving limo as JINGUS comes up. Stephen pauses to put a hand on JINGUS's shoulder.

 

Stephen Joseph

It's okay.

 

JINGUS

Not. Okay.

 

Jesse Ventura walks from behind, escorted by the lovely Jennifer.

 

Jesse

He left?

 

Stephen Joseph

Yes.

 

Jesse

Then I think I know who I want as my partner.

 

Stephen Joseph

You mean our partner. Jennifer, you got that changed right?

 

Jennifer

Yes sir. It's done.

 

Stephen Joseph

See...Now when Dan checks his messages tomorrow, he won't know who he's facing at World Without End.

 

Jesse

And our informant?

 

Stephen Joseph

Exactly where we want him. JINGUS, you ready

 

JINGUS

Born. Ready.

Stephen turns as the camera now pans directly into JINGUS's face, a mask of torment, blood, sweat, and pain etched into one hell-driven expression. It hands on JINGUS's face, eyes burning into the camera as it fades into black, the eyes the last visible objects on the darkened lens.

 

JINGUS

This. Is. Not. Okay.

 

(Fade out)

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

CREDITS

 

PRODUCER:

Jay "DuskTillDawn" D

 

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