Awesome movie site for horror/sleaze fans!

[Guest Captian Linger]

Blackestheart.com

 

You can order a lot of shit from them, mostly dubs of rare and out of print movies (mostly horror), porno, and even a few interesting looking documentaries (including a Rollings Stones docu with NUDE FEMALE GROUPIES:)).

 

Here's some movies that look like time well spent for the entire family: (all text taken from site)

 

       "ACCION MUTANTE (5) Beautiful letterboxed upgrade with English subs. A wacky-ass group of handicapped criminals out to terrorize normal folk, it will make you think twice next time you piss on one of those handicapped toilets or steal one of their cool parking spaces. Cool FX, gore, and great music. In Spanish with English subs, letterboxed."

 

Handicapped criminals!! You read that right, this is on my need to see list for sure.

 

     "BATTLE ROYALE (5) This is one of the most disturbing films I have seen in years, no way in hell will this ever be released here in the USA. A group of Ninth grade students are taken to a small isolated island with a map, food and various deadly weapons. They have to fight each other three days long until the last one remains and are forced to wear a special collar which will explode, when they break a rule, sending their heads flying!!!... Features high levels of depraved mind-numbing gore and bone-chilling violence. A must own for all Genre fans. So far, next to VERSUS, its the best film of the year!  How much is in your wallet??? Letterboxed with English subs."

 

A Japanese film, this sounds just amazing. Kind of like Lord of the Flies but much more evil .

 

"BRAINDEAD (5+) Directed by Peter Jackson and released here under the lame-ass title Dead Alive. First off, the unrated print of Dead Alive is NOT UNCUT! I repeat, not uncut! It is missing entire scenes, dialogue, and lots of gore, yes gore! This is the complete version from the Japanese disc with all the gore and dialogue in tact and in English! This is the bloodiest, goriest, goofiest, most over the top film ever made. If you don't like this film you ARE a loser."

 

Wow, I've only seen the crappy R rated one and I've heard that the "unrated" is way different. Well, here you have it...even MORE uncut.

 

"ROCK: ITS YOUR DECISION (4)  The latest proof that most Christians are hypocritical, moronic, delusional losers that live in a constant state of denial. Wow, what a fucking mouthful...This is a ball busting documentary from the 70's about the evils of rock music and how it warps young impressionable minds. Maybe so, but in my opinion a warped mind is better than a closed mind_This film actually makes Christians look even stupider than they really are and believe me that is no small task.  According to this film, if your child is doing drugs, flunking school, and becomes suicidal it has nothing to do with his sheltered dysfunctional family life or the fact that both parents are abusive alcoholics. No, it's the evil rock music that has taken hold of your child and turned them into an evil spawn of Satan! Fucking Christians, if heaven is full of these life-pigs I hope I go straight to hell.  Anybody with me????"

 

I'm not really a Christian basher per say...but I love propaganda films, the more ridiculous the better. I can't wait to see Black Sabbath and other bands get the proverbial Christian axe. This just sounds hilarious!

 

There's some really offensive stuff on the site that I won't cover here. But go and check out the site, there's pretty much something for every cult movie fan there.

[Guest goodhelmet]

Speaking of horror sites, a friend of mine here in San Antonio is a huge horror buff and started this site about 6 years ago. It was reviewed in Entertainment Weekly and received great reviews.

 

http://www.losman.com/

[Guest ArkhamGlobe]

Accion Mutante is hilarious. Granted, I've only seen it once, about five years ago when I worked for my local film festival, but I have some very fond memories of it.

 

Battle Royale is fucking amazing. Great action scenes spice up a wicked social satire. I can see what they mean when they say it'll probably never be released in the US (but here in Europe it's out on DVD ).