Kaertos 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 SWF Smarkdown 10-27-2003 LIVE from the SOLD-OUT SBC Center in San Antonio, Texas! Matches due by 8:00 PM Eastern Send to: Suicide King Singles Match for the United States Title #1 Contendership Va'aiga v. Quiz Va'aiga's attitude change in recent weeks has been vexing to the new Commissioner who considered the Maori Badass a valuable ally. However, Stevens is a fair man and cannot argue with results. Va'aiga has been on a tear since Genesis and deserves a shot at some gold. But to get it, he will have to go through the formidible skills of the one and only Quiz, who will look to work off some of the anger he has been feeling since he lost the tag straps. Rules: Standard singles match Word Limit: 4500 Send to: realitycheck Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Title #1 Contendership Bastion v. Erek Taylor Special Guest Referee: The Boston Strangler Ever since Bastion appeared in the SWF he has been doing a great job of getting on the Commissioner's bad side. The same goes for Taylor, who reappeared at G4 only to play mind games with one of the Commissioner's allies. So... Question: Two guys you really dislike have been tearing up the joint and deserve a whiff of Gold. Solution: Pit them against each other and hope for the best, but make sure someone you trust is in charge. Grand Slam wants TBS to snap out of this funk Taylor has put him in. Putting him in matches hasn't worked, so maybe being in charge of his nemesis' match might help. Rules: Standard singles match, but TBS is the ref and will call it as he sees it. TBS may write a match if he wants, but is not required to do so. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 The "Don't pull the Commissioner's punk card" Match Micheal Craven v. Xero & Jay Dawg The Commissioner made it very clear what would happen if he were threatened or attacked in any way. Well, Craven stepped over the line on Storm. On Lockdown, he got to main event the show with the World Champ. This week... he gets his punishment. Rules: Craven will start the match handcuffed to the top turnbuckle in the corner nearest the announce table. He will be wearing a blindfold and 30 pound weights on his ankles. Xero & JD get to start the match with any weapon they want, but those will be the only legal weapons in the match. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Grand Slam Singles Match for the United States Title "The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous © v. CIA In a battle of the secret agents, Johnny gets a chance to show the world what kind of a US Champ he will be by defending against the cagey veteran CIA. But CIA is no pushover and, after a long layoff, is hungry for SWF gold. Rules: Standard singles match Word Limit: 5500 Send to: Suicide King Tag Team Match Xstacy & WildChild v. Justice & Rule Mere days after being freed from the evil clutches of J&R, WC has the change to get some payback. For a partner, he has chosen someone with a similar style and an impressive track record, the new ICTV Champion, X. This one promises to be an absolute killer match, so the Commish signed it as fast as he could. Rules: Standard tag match Word Limit: 6000 Send to: Grand Slam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Dub Cee in the Main Event? You're mocking me, aren't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Nice choice of partners WC. BTW: CIA, I need your stats, please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 The "Don't pull the Commissioner's punk card" Match Micheal Craven v. Xero & Jay Dawg Rules: Craven will start the match handcuffed to the top turnbuckle in the corner nearest the announce table. He will be wearing a blindfold and 30 pound weights on his ankles. Xero & JD get to start the match with any weapon they want, but those will be the only legal weapons in the match. Mark Stevens: Bringing new meaning to the phrase "don't cross the boss". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Quality card there, Marky Mark. Muchas gracias for staying up late to put it together for us. Should be a fun show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaertos 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2003 Wow... 4 comments on the card? This must be an all-time low. I figured I'd get a least a few posts out of the Craven match... heck, at the very least I thought Craven might comment! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crippler Crossface 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2003 I was going to comment, but I'm not sure what I was going to write would have been more than a constant stream of cussing. Oh, and this stip = weirdest stip EVER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2003 *waits to read the winning match, which has a Pikachu run-in for the save* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Xstasy Report post Posted October 27, 2003 Hey guys... my comptuer is broken down, so I won't be able to make this show. Whoever is booking the next show, please do not book me. I'm gonna lose internet in a few minutes, so I hope this message makes it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2003 Hey guys... my comptuer is broken down, so I won't be able to make this show. Whoever is booking the next show, please do not book me. I'm gonna lose internet in a few minutes, so I hope this message makes it. ... Damn all! Nothing against you, X, I know you had no control over this, but I hate writing against a no-show that I know is going to happen. No malice towards you, just ticked off at the situation itself. Oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2003 ... Well, at least now I know what happened... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted October 28, 2003 sigh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites