Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 The Title is self-explanatory, but here's the gist of it. This "Promotion" features all of the gimmicks inducted into wrestlecrap just about. Some Names that WEREN'T Were listed in the left over section when the site closed, such as Harlem Heat 2000, Damian Demento etc. etc. Some wrestlers had more than one gimmick, so to look like I'm trying, I'll TRY and avoid having someone wrestle themself. LOL. With the HUGE Roster, I don't expect this to last THAT long, but with 4 Shows a week & a PPV every month, at least some good crap will come out of it. Please Note: Suggestions are welcome due to the over populated roster. Also note that since it is too large, over time I will probably dispose of the ones I hardly use or never use period. So without further ado... WRESTLECRAP ROSTER: "Hole In One" Barry Darsow "Playboy" Buddy Rose Ted Arcidi Thurman Plugg "The Natural" Butch Reed Abe Knuckleball Schwartz Adam Bomb Adrian Adonis Akeem Aldo Montoya Alexandra York "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes Arachniman Asya Avatar Bastion Booger Battle Kat Beaver Cleavage Bertha Faye Big Bully Busick Big Josh Big Machine Big T. Black Blood Black Scorpion Blackjack Bradshaw Blackjack Windham Blacktop Bully Black Bart Bodacious Bart Bombastic Bob Booty Man Brakkus Braun The Leprechaun Brother Love Bushwhacker Butch Bushwhacker Luke Buzzkill Captain Mike Rotundo Chaz The Christmas Creature Cloudy Coach Corporal Kirschner Damian Demento David Arquette Dead Eye Dick Dean Douglas Ding Dong #1 Ding Dong #2 Dink "Double J" Jeff Jarrett Duke Droese Dutch Mantell El Matador Eli Blu El Gigante Evad Sullivan Faarooq Asadd "Diesel" "Razor Ramon" Firebreaker Chip Flash Funk Freddy Joe Floyd Frenchy Martin Friar Ferguson G.I. Bro Giant Gonzales Giant Machine Giant Silva Glacier Gobbeldy Gooker Golga Greg Valentine Guardian Angel Henry Godwinn Honky Tonk Man Hunter-Hearst Helmsley Ingus Jynx Irwin R. Shyster Issac Yankem D.D.S. Jacob Blu Jameson Jason The Terrible Jean-Pierre Lafitte Jimmy Grafiti Jimmy Jack Funk Johnny B. Badd Johnny Ace The Juicer Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw Kama Kamala KISS Demon Kurrgan Kwang Kwee Wee Loch Ness "Real Mans Man" Steven Regal Ludvig Borga Mabel Fatu (Making a Difference) Man Mountain Rock Mantaur Marcus Bagwell Max Moon Meat Michael Wall$treet Midnight Rider Mo Mr. J.L. Nailz Naked Mideon The Narcissist Nightmare Freddy Nikolai Volkoff (USA Lover) Norman The Lunatic Oklahoma Outback Jack Oz P.N. News Papa Shango Phantasio Phineas Godwinn Prince Iaukea "Real Double J" Jesse Jammes Red Rooster Rekon Renegade Reo Rogerts Repo Man Rocky Miavia Rockabilly Run-In Man Saba Simba Salvatore Sincere Sammy Sapphire Scotty Riggs The Shark Shane Douglas Shockmaster Skinner Slick Sniper Steve McMichael Steven Dunn Stevie Ray Super Machine "That 70's Guy" Mike Awesome The Berserker The Dog "The Dragon" Ricky Steamboat The Genius Rick "The Model" Martel The Goon The Ringmaster The Stalker The Sultan The Warlord The Warrior The Wizard The Yeti Tiger Ali Singh Timothy Well T.L. Hopper Todd Champion Trucker Norm TT2000 Travis TT2000 Troy Tugboat Sgt. Slaughter "The Undertaker" Van Hammer Vince Russo Who Wildo Jynx Wrecking Crew #1 Wrecking Crew #2 Xanta Klaus Zan Panser Zeus Zodiac Tag Teams: American Males (Marcus Bagwell & Scotty Riggs) Blu Brothers (Jacob & Eli Blu) The Desperados (Black Bart & Dead Eye Dick) "Diesel" & "Razor Ramon" Dungeon Of Doom (Zodiac & Shark) Dynamic Dudes (Shane Douglas & Johnny Ace) Harlem Heat 2000 (Big T. & Stevie Ray) Jynx Brothers (Wildo & Ingus Jynx) Men On A Mission (Mabel & Mo) Minnesota Wrecking Crew 2 (W. Crew #1 & 2) New Blackjacks (Blackjack Bradshaw & Windham) New Midnight Express (Bombastic Bob & Bodacious Bart) Rhythm & Blues (Honky Tonk Man & Greg Valentine) Tekno Team 2000 (Travis & Troy) The Bushwhackers (Butch & Luke) The Ding Dongs (Ding Dong #1 & 2) The Godwinns (Henry & Phineas Godwinn) The Machines (Big Machine & Super Machine) The Oddities (Golga & Kurrgan) The Patriots (Firebreaker Chip & Todd Champion) Truth Commission (Rekon & Sniper) Well Dunn (Steven Dunn & Timothy Well) Championship Belts: With The Extra Large Roster Size, There are a bit of championships. WCW World Heavyweight Championship WCW United States Championship WCW Foreign Championship WCW Jobber Championship WCW Tag Team Championship WCW United States Tag Team Championship WCW Jobber Tag Team Championship
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 (All Ratings Done by Scott Keith) WCW PRIMETIME WRESTLING!!! (January 3rd, 2003): United States Championship Tournament; Quarter-Finals: - Black Blood def. Saba Simba (6:47): Battle of former superstars doing everything possible to make money. Simba controls most of the match with chops and rest holds, but Black Blood blocks a sunset flip and holds onto the ropes to pick up the win to advance. ** Rating for a Perfectly Acceptable Match. - Arachniman def. Damian Demento (8:12): Outside of Arachnimans high flying offense, the only stuff we see from Demento are claw holds and roundhouse rights. Arachniman hits a flying cross body off the top rope to defeat the demented one. *1/2. Demento no-sold most of Arachnimans offense, knocking down the rating. - Michael Wall$treet def. Tugboat (4:04): Pretty quick match, probably either Tugboat was injured for they needed to keep it short. Wall$treet avoids Tugboats mighty splash and locks on a sleeper hold to put down Tugboat for the fluke. * Too short to mean anything but not totally worthless. - Guardian Angel def. Jean-Pierre Lafitte (10:29): Pretty good match in a battle of the big(ger) men. Match started off slow but the crowd was into it pretty much the whole time. Guardian avoids a missle dropkick from the top rope and nails the side slam out of nowhere to notch the duke. **3/4 Match of the Night so far. Better than what I would have suspected. United States Championship Semi-Finals: - Arachniman def. Black Blood (3:13): Another surprisingly short match, and thank heaven for that. Sloppy match with a terrible finish. Arachniman gets the win with a botched school boy. 1/2* For one or two minor moments, but otherwise a bland match. - Michael Wall$treet def. Guardian Angel (11:18): Both men spend most of the match brawling until Wall$treet goes to his dreaded abdominal stretch of doom. Angel misses a corner splash and Wall$treet rolls him up and puts his feet on the ropes for leverage to win. Angel argues the call but the referee doesn't want to hear of it...so Angel socks him one. BOO! *1/2 Too long for what we were given. NON TOURNAMENT MATCHES: - Akeem def. P.N. News (5:07): AAAAH!!!! Keep this away from me! This match was good for a snack rade, because it SUCKED. AKeem wins with the Air Africa Splash. -**. Yup. Dipped WAY into the negative stars for that one. - Nailz def. Max Moon (7:23): Another blah-ish match. Moon keeps the match going his way with some inovative top rope moonsaults and dropkicks, but Nailz chokes the life out of the man from the moon and that earns him a cheap win. **1/2 SURPRISINGLY GOOD! Thanks all to Max Moon I would say. - Six-Man Tag Team Match: The Dungeon Of Doom (Zodiac, Shark, Kamala) def. Aldo Montoya, Glacier, Mr. J.L. (13:10): Your average 6-Man when building up a heel stable. Mr. J.L. puts on a great effort to get a good match and also takes the blunt of the punishment. Faces get a mild comeback with Glacier getting several two counts on Zodiac, but a Kamala splash takes him out and The Shark puts the icing on the cake with the vertical splash. **1/2 Pretty decent match, but again nothing too special. United States Championship Tournament Finals: - Michael Wall$treet def. Arachniman to become the 1st U.S Champion (8:19): I'm sure they could have chosen a more believable finalist than Arachniman, but this IS Wrestlecrap, so it makes sense. Same formula as the previous matches from these two. arachniman keeps a fast pace going until getting caught with a lunging clothesline and Wall$treet finishes him off with the Stock Market Crash! * I guess seeing these two a third time wasn't my cup of tea tonight.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted November 1, 2003 Report Posted November 1, 2003 WCW TUESDAY NIGHT TITANS!!! (JAnuary 7th, 2003): World Tag Team Championship Tournament; Quarter-Finals: - Rhythm & Blues def. The Bushwhackers (8:30): To the shock of everyone, this was a surprisngly good match. The Whackers had the crowd eating out of the palm of their hands, but that wasn't enough to get the win. Honky Tonk Man pinned Luke after the Shake Rattle & Roll neck breaker. **1/2 Lets hope everyone else that sucks is motivated tonight. - The Machines (Big & Super Machine) def. Well Dunn (6:43): And we get miracle number two. Obviously a Squash Match as Well Dunn are pretty much the biggest JTTS Tag Team on the face of the earth. Super Machine caught Steven Dunn coming off the top rope with a powerslam, allowing them to advance to the semi-finals. **1/2. Another decent outing. - Dynamic Dudes def. Minnesota Wrecking Crew 2 (14:24): Good match, but a little too long. The middle portion when the MWC were on offense seemed to drag on forever. The Dudes came back with a series of double dropkicks and Johnny Ace nails a dropkick on WC Member #2 off Douglas' shoulders for the hard fought win. **3/4. The String continues but it might end next. - Dungeon of Doom (Zodiac & Shark) def. The Jynx Brothers (9:38): I was wrong. The Jynx Bros. held their own well against the DoD, but the Shark's massive size crushed Ingus with a sit down splash, giving him and Zodiac the pinfall. ** Worst match of the Night so Far. WCW World Tag Team Championship; Semi-Finals: - Rhythm & Blues def. The Machines (11:05): Big time brawl drains most of the match, but the heels come back, making The Big Machine face in peril. Valentine misses a second rope elbow drop allowing Super Machine to get the hot tag, but a well timed knee to the back by HTM leaves him vulnerable to a small package by Valentine for the shocking pinfall victory. *** Really good, but this can't go on forever damn it! - Dynamic Dudes def. Dungeon of Doom (5:37): With the DoD push to the moon in place, the Dudes get the win, but only via disqualification when Zodiac beat the tar out of Johnny Ace with a steel chair. Douglas took a beating from The Shark, putting both men's health in jeopardy for the big finals later in the show. ** For a decent contest. NON-TOURNAMENT MATCHES: - Ted Arcidi def. Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz (4:21): Semi-decent, but a definite skipable match. Arcidi pulls off his two big moves. The Powerslam and Bear Hug, winning the match with the latter. Schwartz got in some good offense, but nothing enough to get it past a * rating. - The Narcissist def. Battle Kat (2:56): Big Time Squash Match. Battle Kat gets in maybe three or four strikes before The Narcissist tears him apart. Running Forearm knocks the Kat out cold, giving Narcissist the win via a one finger pin. 1/2* Because it showed off Narcissist, otherwise it disserved nothing. - El Gigante No Contest Giant Machine (8:19): Well this was the first TRULLY shitty match of the night. WEAK ASS BRAWLING for the whole match leads to a Double Count-Out. -*. Well, we can't have good matches all night, especially the singles matches. WCW World Tag Team Championship Tournament Finals: Rhythm & Blues def. Dynamic Dudes (7:03) to become the 1st World Tag Team Champions: Both Memembers of the DD were barely able to make it to the ring after the ass-kicking handed to them by the Dungeon of Doom. Both men tried their best, but Douglas was put away with Valentines figure four leg lock, making R&B the first ever Tag Champions. **3/4 for another pretty decent match, ending the show with a semi-positive note. The Losers have a little tiff after the match, but they reconcile their differences and head back to the locker room.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 WCW SUPERSTARS!!! (January 11th, 2003) WCW Jobber Championship Tournament; Quarter-Finals: - Booty Man def. Papa Shango (6:11): Average as can be match. Match is filled with some brawling, with Shango taking the advantage by blowing sparks in Booty Mans face. Booty Man came back with a high knee and put Shango away with the sleeper hold. ** - Ludvig Borga def. Johnny B. Badd (7:49): Nothing here. Badd did nothing here outside of trying to over-come Borga with some fancy foot work, but Borga's amatuer boxing came into play as he pummeled Badd into the ground and finished him off with the Torture Rack. 1/2* Because I mark for Borga and nothing else. - The Goon def. Avatar: (4:33): Avatar keeps the match going his way most of the time catching The Goon off guard with arm drags and dropkicks. The Goon blocked a super-plex, turning the match his way and nailed an elbow drop off the top rope to pick up the shocking pinfall. **1/2 Pretty decent, at least better than the opener, but a bit on the short side. - Max Moon def. Black Scorpion (11:41): Best Match of the opening round. Scorpion took everything Moon could dish out and was able to put Moon down for some near falls but even the Scorpions black magic wasn't enough as Moon pinned him following a High cross body press off the top rope to advance. *** Moon faces Borga in the next round. WCW Jobber Championship Tournament Semi-Finals: - The Goon def. Booty Man (5:39): Another quick match. One wonders how awful The Goon trully is, which makes him the front runner for the title. Booty Man misses a knee in the corner, giving the Goon enough time to roll him up to get a shot in the finals. ** Average as hell match and a bit boring. - Max Moon def. Ludvig Borga (9:53): Moon picks up the Disqualification after Borga beat him over the head with a steel chair. Moon got a somewhat good match out of Borga but definitely not as good as his match earlier in the night. *1/2. Hopefully Moon can recover enough for the Finals. - Eight-Man Tag Team Elimination Match: Jimmy Jack Funk, "The Natural" Butch Reed, Outback Jack, The Genius def. Evad Sullivan, Firebreaker Chip, Oz, Norman The Lunatic (23:06): (*1/2) 1.) Outback Jack pinned by Evad Sullivan (4:23) 2.) The Genius pinned by Oz (7:09) 3.) Firebreaker Chip pinned by Butch Reed (11:35) 4.) Oz pinned by Butch Reed (13:53) 5.) Norman The Lunatic submits to Jimmy Jack Funk (17:32) 6.) Evad Sullivan pinned by Jimmy Jack Funk (23:06) Survivor(s): Jimmy Jack Funk & Butch Reed - WCW Jobber Championship Tournament Finals: The Goon def. Max Moon (12:47) to become the 1st Jobber Champion: Max Moon came out and nearly won the title after taking a serious beating from Borga earlier in the night. Moon steals the show somewhat with another good match, but it wasn't enough as Goon caught him off the top rope with a vicious powerslam, enough to pick up the win and the title. *** Moon's second 3-star match of the night.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 WCW Wrestling Challenge!! (January 12th, 2003) WCW Jobber Tag Team Championship Tournament; Quarter-Finals: - Men On A Mission def. Arachniman & Battle Kat (7:39): From United States championship Finalist to Opening Round jobber of the Jobber Tag Team Titles, Arachniman tries making the best of the match but it wasn't too good. When Mo is in against either opponent it was decent but Mabels fat plodding offense just slowed it down way too much. Mabel pins Arachniman with the fat ass big splash. *1/2. - The Ding Dongs def. Tekno Team 2000 (5:56): BLAH! I hate tekno team 2000...and The Ding Dongs too I guess. Travis attempts botching a dropkick but sadly connects with it on one of the Dongs mid-way into the match. Dongs use a few types of suplexes and slams while the other rings a bell in his corner ig you "weeeeell". Ding Dongs finish off Troy with a slam and elbow combo, a pretty weak double team finisher. * For a weak match with a weak ending. Word of the match: Weak. - The Godwinns def. The Desperados (10:03): BOO!!!! Forget this. Outside of brawling, the only thing resembling a wrestling move was Henry O.'s NUMEROUS Body Slams. Brawling Brawlingh Brawling and the Slop Drop finishes Dead Eye Dick. 1/2* For a CRAPPY Match!!! Why is all the crap longer than the good stuff. - Dungeon Of Doom (Kamala & The Yeti) def. The Patriots (8:10): We had Shark & Zodiac fail the win some titles in the World Tag Title Tournament, so now we get two lesser members to try and snag gold. They make the best of this first round match, beating Todd Champion & Firebreaker Chip in easy fassion, with Kamala pinning Champion. *1/2 Mediocre match, but what would you expect from these four? 4-Stars? I think not. WCW Jobber Tag Team Championship; Semi-Finals: - The Ding Dongs def. Men On A Mission (9:18): Holy Crap! Who injected these guys with work rate?!!? The Ding Dongs show good team work, double teaming Mo as much as possible to wear him down and prevent a tag from Mabel, a good thing in my book. Ding Dong misses a knee drop, allowing Mabel to come in and kill him. Corner splashes put him on the canvas, but Mabel goes the extra mile for a top rope splash, but a little mis-communication has Mabel slip and fall hard to the canvas and one of the Ding Dongs rolls over on him, a large feat indeed, getting the upset win. **3/4 Way too good for what we should have expected. - Dungeon Of Doom (Kamala & The Yeti) def. The Godwinns (8:17): Finally, a shitty match. The Godwinns don't seem to step up after their last shit-fest, and facing the Kamala/Yeti combo just makes the fans want to get up and go to the bathroom, get some nachos, soda, maybe a hot dog...anyway I'm rambling. The Yeti pins Phineas after a botched Chokeslam. DUD and thats all!!! No stars For You! - The Renegade def. Phantasio (0:51): Hey, isn't Warrior in this promotion.....uh-oh. DREAM FEUD! Rent-a-gade with clothesline clothesline clothesline slam splash to win it in less than a minute. 1/2* Because I feel sorry for Phantasio getting in zero offense. - Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat def. Big Bully Busick (4:42): Steamboat can't get a good match out of Busick, plus he can't even go by his full name, but I'll say it anyway since everyone will know it IS really him. Busick starts off the match with rights, but Dragon takes him down with his signature arm drags and chops and nails the Dragon Leap for the win. *1/4 He tried but he failed. WCW Jobber Tag Team Championship Tournament Finals: The Ding Dongs def. The Dungeon Of Doom (Kamala & The Yeti) to become the 1st Jobber Tag Champions (11:00): Can we just skip this match? Because God knows it will not be too good. Outside the normal rest holds and brawling, nothing really happens. Heels take over but The Yeti accidentally big boots Diesel...I meant Kamala, in the face. How did I make that error? Hehehe...Yeti is sent to the outside and the Ding Dong of your choice covers the fallen Kamala for another fluke win, giving them the tag straps! ** For a passable match, but not by any means good.
Guest La Marka Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 The Ding Dongs def. The Dungeon Of Doom (Kamala & The Yeti) to become the 1st Jobber Tag Champions Jim Herd was right all along. The bell will get them over.
Richard Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 So are there faces and heels or are you doing the shades of gray thing?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted November 2, 2003 Report Posted November 2, 2003 Once I'm able to get some feuds going (after getting Champions together) I'm going to start distingushing heels and faces. Or I'll do the easy thing and do WCW Crap v. WWF Crap and make one of the companies the face. lol. Hmmm...Who should be in my World Title Tournament?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 WCW Primetime Wrestling !!! (January 13th, 2003):[/i] WCW International Championship Tournament- Quarter-Finals: - Blacktop Bully def. Run-In Man (0:13): Run-In Man ran in during Bully's entrance, head butted him...and ran away as the bell had sounded. Bully won by count-out. DUD. - Red Rooster def. P.N. News (4:11): Crowd was dead for the whole match and the wrestling was lacking. Rooster won with some kind of diving press on the fat rapper. DUD AGAIN. - Faarooq Asad def. Aldo Montoya (6:34): Asad had this match turned into a Hardcore Rules Match. Asad put Montoya threw a table with the Dominator to pick up the win. 1/2* BLEH! Worst Show so far. - Outback Jack def. Big Bully Busick: (5:06): Another shitty match. Outback Jack pulled out the victory with the boomerang clothesline! Probably the worst finishers I haver ever seen. 1/2* again. WCW International Championship Tournament; Semi-Finals: - Red Rooster def. Blacktop Bully (7:39): Best match of the night...sadly, it still sucked. Slow plodding offense from Bully ends when Rooster comes off the top rope with a cross body press. * For a few bright spots in this one. - Faarooq Asad def. Outback Jack (6:58): Whoever booked this show disserves a cookie for making it trully crappy. Faarooq caught Outback on the top rope and was able to nail a super-plex of doom to advance to the finals to face the Red Rooster. DUD Let's hope that the Red Rooster wins so the champion can have matches over one star. - Eight-Man Tag Team Match: The Dungeon of Doom (Zodiac, Shark, The Yeti, Braun the Leprechaun) def. Ted Arcidi, Adam Bomb, Brakkus, Freddy Joe Floyd (14:45): The Team with NO Chance of winning controls the early part by destroying Braun, but the Yeti & Shark were enough to take over the match for good. Arcidi got ther hot tag from floyd late in the match but just couldn't do anything and Shark nailed the vertical splash (A.K.A BUTT Drop of Doom) to snag another big victory. ** For a decent contest, but it wasn't too over with the crowd. WCW International Championship Tournament Finals: Red Rooster def. Faarooq Asad (11:28) to become the 1st International Champion: How sad is it that this match was the WORST match of the night? Niether man brought their A Game....or even D-game, as the match was just crap with sloppy messing up and fuck ups everywhere. Rooster eventually got the pin with a cross body press to become the first champion. -** Sadly this was match added onto every other match brings the total star ratings overall to ** out of eight matches. That means each match was 1/4*
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted November 3, 2003 Report Posted November 3, 2003 Gooker, Akeem, and The Shockmaster are all going to be in the World Title Tourny. I just can't decide who should win....
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