Guest crusen86 Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 SJL Metal Card, April 10th Thoth Is The Juiciest of Losers Due Date: 3pm BT, Wedneday Arena: The Melon Arena, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Singles Match - send to Edwin MacPhisto The Reaper vs. Tod deKindes - Both men lost on Crimson. Now they fight. Duh. - Word Limit: 3501 Hardcore Match - send to Suicide King Jack The Ripper vs. Cutthroat vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson - First fall wins. The returning cerial killer managed to get the duke over old rival, The Reaper, on Crimson. Cutthroat on the other hand, came oh so close to getting his frst win on Crimson. TNT won his first match. Now, they fight and stuff. - Word Limit: 4001 Find The Briefcase Match - send to Suicide King Poisyn vs. Randy Turner - Matt Myers is back in the JL, and, erm, he's calling himself Poisyn! We here at CC don't really have any clue as to how that's pronounced, but so it goes. His first match is against Randy Turner - but this is no ordinary match. Somewhere in the locker room/behind the scenes areas of the arena is a briefcase. Inside that briefcase is $5. These two guys will beat the crap out of either other in order to not only gain a victory, but $5 as well. To win, show the referee the case. He'll be chasing the action... - Word Limit: 4001 TV Title Match - send to HVille Thugg T-Bone © vs. Kojack vs. Frost - First pin wins. Frost came oh so close on Crimson, whilst Kojack was defeated by T-Bone to gain the belt last week. He gets his rematch here, along with Frost because I'm nice. - Word Limit: 4501 Singles Match - send to HVilleThugg Mike Van Siclen vs. Mafia - MVS gets his return European Title shot on Metal. Until then, he has to deal with the on/off Mafia. Mafia could find himself in line for a shot at the belt with a win here. - Word Limit: 4001 Tag Match - send to Suicide King Tom Flesher/Z vs. Shawn Brody/? - Poor Brody. The fool is alienating everyone he knows. If the fool can't come up with a tag partner, it's going to be a handicap match. Nasty. - Word Limit: 4501 MAIN EVENT - send to Edwin MacPhisto Tag Match Stryke/Jacob Helmsley vs. Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum - Stryke has officially lost his mind, giving Ash a shot at the World title, that match set to happen on either Metal or Crimson. Since Jacob beat the hell out of Ash in that match, he gets to team up with Stryke against XF9. Will Stryke's plan fall into place? Ash apparently can't write, but he can help out since it's a tag match. - Word Limit: 6001
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Looks like a solid card, and what's this? Is that a tag match I see? Looks to be reallt good as long as there aren't as many default wins as there were on Crimson.
Guest Ace309 Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 <Lisa Simpson mode> Where'd you get five bucks? I want five bucks!!!! </Lisa Simpson mode>
Guest Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Get ready for the best T-Bone match ever...WHY? Because I...GOT TO, MISTER!
Guest midnight_burn Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Looks like quite a good card, some nice matches. And i get another tag-ariffic main event, hopefully me and Jacob can pull something good out and beat XF9. But with how talented both Ash and Erek are, it'll be a darn tough job.
Guest redbaron51 Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Sweet I am rewarded for my victory, and I won't have a match all week.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Best card ever, because of the briefcase match. Five bucks to win? I want in on that match! Woo for menial cash!
Guest redbaron51 Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 To really piss them off make the 5 bucks in Canadian so its worthless
Guest Tod deKindes Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Can't find The Reaper in the stats. Is he actually The Dark Reaper? Oh, and who do we send matches to?
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Yeah, he's the Dark Reaper, deKindes. He used to just be the Reaper, so we confuse ourselves sometimes. Also, the match markers aren't up yet cause we don't exactly know who's going to be marking what yet. If you get finished, just hold on to your matches until there's someone listed. However, do go ahead and send all promos for Metal/booking requests for Crimson to me, as I'll be posting the show.
Guest Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Is it odd that 3 matches into my SJL career, I've only been in one pinfall-to-win match? First a submission match, now a FIND THE BRIEFCASE match? I can see what's next for poor Randy. Mud wrestling. It's just so obvious.
Guest Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Here is the first good card in a while. I was told that my match with Turner was really close. So I think IF I try hard enough I can win that match. Plus it is a different stipulation, so it'll be more fun to write. Well, good luck to ya all...
Guest HVilleThugg Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Edwin, just so you know...my houseguests are leaving on Monday, so I'll be back ready to mark for Wednesday...you know...on time and stuff. Sorry about Crimson... Da "been out of it for the past 4 days" H
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Posted April 7, 2002 Report Posted April 7, 2002 Heeeeeyyyy...Matt's back. Randy, when writing your match, PLEASE NOTE THE NAME CHANGE and so fourth. I don't know why I'm listed on there as 'Matt Myers'. It should be Posiyn. Ah, well. The stats are on the stat thread. Go get 'em...
Guest Thoth Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 Actually, it should be Poisyn. You spelled your own name wrong. Unless you meant to be Posiyn. I fixed the thread.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 Poisyn would make the most sense, but it's listed in a bunch of different ways in Myers's stats...eh, just remember that it starts with a P and is evil. It's all good.
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 Erm...yyeeeah. I'm an idiot. Just know that it starts with a 'P' and has a 'y' somewhere in there and there's an 'i' in there, too. I'll edit the stats later.
Guest redbaron51 Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 Doesn't even know how to spell his own wrestlers name Tsk Tsk
Guest HVilleThugg Posted April 8, 2002 Report Posted April 8, 2002 That's hasn't been decided yet. When you've finished your match, just hold on to it until the markers have been decided. Da "thinks you should read all the posts on the thread" H
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 10, 2002 Report Posted April 10, 2002 Jesus f'in' Christ, Jack. Shut up. The show won't be up till Wednesday anyway. Chill! That said, I'm going to edit some markers in now, just to shut everyone up. It's not a big deal, people, it really isn't. I for one rarely read any matches before everything is in, so in the future, relax. You've got 3-4 days a show. Enjoy it.
Guest Posted April 10, 2002 Report Posted April 10, 2002 Sorry, didn't mean yell, I had caps on. And I'm not going to be able to write for the show because what I had got deleted!
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 10, 2002 Report Posted April 10, 2002 Your match is 4000 words and you still have a whole day to work. You suck! Oh well. Computers happen.
Guest Muzz Posted April 10, 2002 Report Posted April 10, 2002 Crusen, stop puting 'Jew' date on there. You'll offend someone sooner or later.
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Posted April 11, 2002 Report Posted April 11, 2002 By the way, what time (board time) will the show be posted tonight? Cause I don't like checking in every ten secants on Wedensday night thinking "When the hell is it gonna get posted?" Edit: Woo hoo! 100th post! I ownz joo! O-V-W! O-V-W! O-V-W! Yes, that was indeed just an emotional tool I used to raise my self esteem, but who cares! I'm in OVW!
Guest Suicide King Posted April 11, 2002 Report Posted April 11, 2002 Well, I ain't seen Edwin online at all tonight, so I'm going to assume that we're either gonna post the show very late, or tomorrow. I wouldn't wait up for it if I were you.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted April 11, 2002 Report Posted April 11, 2002 Yes, the show'll hopefully be up fairly soon, but don't wait up. No guarantees. Unfortunately gluts of college work have slowed me down tonight. Haven't even started stuff for Storm yet...oh well. Anyway: show soon, but not sure how soon. Gotta see how much I have.
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