Guest Report post Posted April 7, 2002 I don't have time to do em, so I'll just post the topic. Anyways, I got this weird Chris Jericho Undisputed Title vibe with how I have the TV title. Man, I need to step this shit up PRONTO! Predict away... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shawn Report post Posted April 7, 2002 The card... Singles Match The Reaper vs. Tod deKindes Hardcore Match Jack The Ripper vs. Cutthroat vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson Find The Briefcase Match Matt Myers vs. Randy Turner TV Title Match T-Bone © vs. Kojack vs. Frost Singles Match Mike Van Siclen vs. Mafia Tag Match Tom Flesher/Z vs. Shawn Brody/? MAIN EVENT Tag Match Stryke/Jacob Helmsley vs. Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crusen86 Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Spammers the damn lot of you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Yes indeed, it's the moment you've all been waiting for, the highlight of your week, the 124% accurate predictions of TOTAL DEVASTATION!!! Singles Match The Reaper vs. Tod deKindes - Should be a nice little opener, i'll go with The Reaper to win, but Tod could pull it out. Hardcore Match Jack The Ripper vs. Cutthroat vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson - Some 3-way hardcore fun, this could be quite a good match. I'll predict TNT with the explosive win. Find The Briefcase Match Matt Myers vs. Randy Turner - For $5 both men will definately want this one. Myers is good, but after being on a bit of a break he may have a bit of rust, so i'll go Turner for the victory. TV Title Match T-Bone © vs. Kojack vs. Frost - Some TV Title fun, 3 good writers, and whoever wins will no doubt pull a great match out. T-Bone's going on strong as champ, and Kojack will no doubt be eager to cash in his rematch and get the title back. Add in the very impresive newcomer Frost and you've got a super match. With that said i think Kojack will get his title back, but it'll be damn close, and if either T-Bone or Frost won it wouldn't surprise me one bit. Singles Match Mike Van Siclen vs. Mafia - Two very impressive writers, both surely not far from stepping up to the main event. Should be very good, but i think MVS will just win here by the slimmest of margins. Tag Match Tom Flesher/Z vs. Shawn Brody/? - Depends alot on who Shawn Brody gets as his partner. I have an idea of who it could be (if it's anyone at all), and if it's him Brody and partner will be quite a strong team. Z's coming off a tag win on Crimson, and Flesher continues to be mighty impressive every time he writes. That said, i'll have to go with Brody and partner to win. MAIN EVENT Tag Match Stryke/Jacob Helmsley vs. Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum - Another tag match for me, against the team of XF9 it'll be tough. No prediction, but hopefully me and Jake can win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Went 2-7 in the Crimson predictions. Sick. Singles Match The Reaper vs. Tod deKindes -- Hmm. Winner: The Reaper Hardcore Match Jack The Ripper vs. Cutthroat vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- I think Cutthroat could pull out an heck of an upset and take this one, but I wouldn't bet on it. Winner: Jack The Ripper Find The Briefcase Match Matt Myers vs. Randy Turner -- Keeping in the spirit of betting against myself so that I can ruin my self-esteem, I'll pick double M to get him some of that 5 bucks, before taxes take out of the 5 bucks and leave him with 3 pennies. Damn US Government. Winner: Matt Myers TV Title Match T-Bone © vs. Kojack vs. Frost -- Hopefully, this will be an opportunity for Frost to regain his ways, and keep it under the word limit this time. I'll pick Frost to win, once again. Winner: Frost, new TV champion Singles Match Mike Van Siclen vs. Mafia -- Hmmph. In the hopes that Mafia will no-show, once again: Winner: M~! V~! S~! Tag Match Tom Flesher/Z vs. Shawn Brody/? -- The mystery partner should be something to behold, I'm sure... however, I still think that Z and The Superior One can pull this one out. Winner: Flesher and Z MAIN EVENT Tag Match Stryke/Jacob Helmsley vs. Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum -- I'd imagine that'd we see more of Karen again in this one, so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Stryke and Jake are gonna take this one. Winner: Stryke/Jacob Helmsley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Singles Match The Reaper vs. Tod deKindes Reaper Hardcore Match Jack The Ripper vs. Cutthroat vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson TNT Find The Briefcase Match Matt Myers vs. Randy Turner Myers TV Title Match T-Bone © vs. Kojack vs. Frost T-Bone Singles Match Mike Van Siclen vs. Mafia Mafia Tag Match Tom Flesher/Z vs. Shawn Brody/? Brody MAIN EVENT Tag Match Stryke/Jacob Helmsley vs. Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum XF-9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 8, 2002 Singles Match The Reaper vs. Tod deKindes Tod deKindes Hardcore Match Jack The Ripper vs. Cutthroat vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson ME Find The Briefcase Match Matt Myers vs. Randy Turner Matt Myers TV Title Match T-Bone © vs. Kojack vs. Frost T-Bone Singles Match Mike Van Siclen vs. Mafia MVS Tag Match Tom Flesher/Z vs. Shawn Brody/? Who? Tom/Z MAIN EVENT Tag Match Stryke/Jacob Helmsley vs. Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted April 8, 2002 Singles Match The Reaper vs. Tod deKindes ~The German. Hardcore Match Jack The Ripper vs. Cutthroat vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson ~TNT. Find The Briefcase Match Matt Myers vs. Randy Turner ~Myers. TV Title Match T-Bone © vs. Kojack vs. Frost ~Frost. Singles Match Mike Van Siclen vs. Mafia ~MVS, barely. Tag Match Tom Flesher/Z vs. Shawn Brody/? I know the ?... so Brody and ?. MAIN EVENT Tag Match Stryke/Jacob Helmsley vs. Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum Stryke/Jacob... very very very barely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBostonStrangler Report post Posted April 8, 2002 It's been a long time since I did this in the JL, but let's fire up the "Damn, who the hell ARE most of these guys?" edition of TBS' picks! Singles Match The Reaper vs. Tod deKindes Well, I remember Reaper, and he had some talent. But this Tod guy seems pretty good too. I guess I'll take Tod. Hardcore Match Jack The Ripper vs. Cutthroat vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson Well, TNT got lucky enough to be fighting Cutthroat and Jack the Ripper. TNT to win easy. Find The Briefcase Match Matt Myers vs. Randy Turner I remember Myers/Poisyn. Turner's another n00b I don't know. But since Poisyn is just returning, and Turner's been around a couple of weeks, I'll take Turner. TV Title Match T-Bone © vs. Kojack vs. Frost T-Bone became a champ? Dear lord...anyway, I'll pick Frost to capture his (presumably) first gold in the JL. Singles Match Mike Van Siclen vs. Mafia Hmmm...I've always liked both of these guys. I'll take MVS. Tag Match Tom Flesher/Z vs. Shawn Brody/? If there's one thing I've learned in this place, it's NEVER to bet against the person on the wrong end of a handicap match, and never to bet against the ? of DOOM. Since either one could happen here, I have to take Brody. MAIN EVENT Tag Match Stryke/Jacob Helmsley vs. Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum Hmmm...Taylor's the champ, right? Jesus, what happened to this league? Anyway, I'll take Stryke and Jakie, just because Stryke will finally realize that if he stops jobbing, that's the best way to get the shiny title belt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 8, 2002 I AM NOT A SPAMMER! Thank you... And now, the predictions from YOUR World TV Champ. Singles Match The Reaper vs. Tod deKindes The Reaper takes it. It has to be that way... WINNER: The Reaper Hardcore Match Jack The Ripper vs. Cutthroat vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson Ripper, just because he's IGNML 4 LIFE! WINNER: Jack the Ripper Find The Briefcase Match Matt Myers vs. Randy Turner Myers, simply because he's damn good right now. WINNER: I.R.S...I mean, Matt Myers TV Title Match T-Bone © vs. Kojack vs. Frost See, I like a good fight. It brings me up to my highest rate of writing. This will be good. Trust me. WINNER: T-Bone Singles Match Mike Van Siclen vs. Mafia Obviously...It's AMAZING Mike Van Siclen. WINNER: M...V...S Tag Match Tom Flesher/Z vs. Shawn Brody/? Brody...just tell em..IT'S ME! CHA RIGHT! I wish. This will be good. I bet Brody is gonna drop a BOMB on yous guys! WINNERS: Brody and Mr. ? MAIN EVENT Tag Match Stryke/Jacob Helmsley vs. Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum Ash turns on Taylor and wants a shot at that title. WINNERS: Ash/Taylor, but Taylor gets punked These predictions have been brought to you by former Home Run King Mark McGwire and A-1 Steak Sauce, of course! DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realitycheck Report post Posted April 8, 2002 Z reappears for the first time in hours to begin spamming up the boards again! Yay! Now, I know you've all been going thourh INSANE VERBOSNESS withdrawl, so I'll get started with some predictions! Singles Match The Reaper vs. Tod deKindes With the aid of the Babel Fish... Obwohl er in seiner Anfangübereinstimmung zu TNT verlor, mag ich noch den creepy deutschen Anfangpromo, also muß ich mit dem fuhr gehen, den Gewinn aufzuheben. Nicht dissapoint sein Alphabet-ness, jetzt. Achtung, Baby! Hardcore Match Jack The Ripper vs. Cutthroat vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson All these guys screwed up my predictions for Crimson, thus giving me a batting average that would make... uh... Mike Justice proud? I should actually watch some baseball before trying to reference it. Anyway, Cutthroat to win. Find The Briefcase Match Matt Myers Poisyn vs. Randy Turner I don't know much about Myers, but his promo on Crimson was okay. I'll say old age and tretchary gets the the better of Turner. TV Title Match T-Bone © vs. Kojack vs. Frost T-Bone retained, thus giving me one of my only three correct predictions for Crimson. I shall reward him by saying that Frost and Kojack will only slightly destroy him. HP sauce rulezs u basturd! HEEL TURN!! HEEL TURN!! GWA'FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -ahem- Singles Match Mike Van Siclen vs. Mafia Well, Johnny Generic has really domiated this feud so far, but that beatdown by Ted Flink and Jack Houston caused severe 'internal injuries'. You'd be insane to say that Mr. Galatea wouldn't capitalize on that, so I've gotta go with him for the win. Tag Match Tom Flesher/Z vs. Shawn Brody/? You wish, T-Bone. With Flesher carrying me, I'd say this one's a given. Looks like another win for Brody! MAIN EVENT Tag Match Stryke/Jacob Helmsley vs. Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum Tag-team Tag-team Tag-team. Honestly, has X-F9 ever been defeated in one of these matches? Probably, but you can't argue statistics. X-F9 all the way. And that's a wrap! -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ErekT2k Report post Posted April 9, 2002 Singles Match The Reaper vs. Tod deKindes - Tod deKindes Hardcore Match Jack The Ripper vs. Cutthroat vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson - Taylor, not this Taylor, THAT Taylor. Find The Briefcase Match Matt Myers vs. Randy Turner - Turner's impressive. Matt might have some rust but I have always been a mark of my High Flying Rival. So I go with Myers or Posiyn or whatever. TV Title Match T-Bone © vs. Kojack vs. Frost - Kojack to be 2 time TV Champ. Singles Match Mike Van Siclen vs. Mafia - Go Mafia! Tag Match Tom Flesher/Z vs. Shawn Brody/? - What the hell happened to the Ced and Z Connection?! Why is Flesher talking Ced's place! That said, I say Brody to win because the C & Z Connection Rocks! MAIN EVENT Tag Match Stryke/Jacob Helmsley vs. Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum Hmmm...Taylor's the champ, right? Jesus, what happened to this league? Strangler, you hurt my feelings. I thought you were one of my biggest fans..... Anyways, Stryke and Jacob to win. Yuppers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 9, 2002 My Predictions Singles Match The Reaper vs. Tod deKindes - Tod deKindes Hardcore Match Jack The Ripper vs. Cutthroat vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -Cutthroat Find The Briefcase Match Matt Myers vs. Randy Turner - Randy Turner TV Title Match T-Bone © vs. Kojack vs. Frost -Kojack Singles Match Mike Van Siclen vs. Mafia -MVS Tag Match Tom Flesher+Z vs. Shawn Brody+? -T and Z MAIN EVENT Tag Match Stryke/Jacob Helmsley vs. Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum -X Force 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted April 10, 2002 Singles Match The Reaper vs. Tod deKindes Tod was my opponent in my first match, while I only know Reaper by name. I read Tod's version of our match, and it was damn good. So Tod all the way. Hardcore Match Jack The Ripper vs. Cutthroat vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson Uh, me. Find The Briefcase Match Matt Myers vs. Randy Turner I'd have to say the returning Poysyin, I read his interview and it kicked ass. TV Title Match T-Bone © vs. Kojack vs. Frost I'm a big fan of Frost, and as much as I enjoy the other two's work, I'll have to go Frost. Singles Match Mike Van Siclen vs. Mafia MVS, not really familiar Mafia. Tag Match Tom Flesher/Z vs. Shawn Brody/? I have a feeling Brody has something up his sleeve, he'll pull out the win somehow. MAIN EVENT Tag Match Stryke/Jacob Helmsley vs. Erek Taylor/Ash Ketchum X Force 9, I'm a big Erek Taylor fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
