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Guest DARRYLXWF
Posted

Alright, I'm trying to think of a good poster gimmick. I have a few, and they're catagorized.

 

SILLY:

 

-Obsession with the Wargames at Fall Brawl 98

-Obsession with the Berlin/Buff Bagwell feud that never was

-Always claims that there's a white rabbit always at the corner of the ring on RAW, and it has influence over what happens during the show

-Constantly pisses his pants

-Who cares? VINCE RUSSO CARES!

 

CONTROVERSIAL

 

-Scott Keith's father

-Insults every poster

-Falls in love with other posters, wants to marry them

-Bible Basher

-Scotmans mother (pick any of the 8)

 

 

INSPIRING

 

-Attempts to have the most posts by the end of the year.

-Invents bullshit stories of how wrestlers have saved his life

 

MISC:

 

-replies to every topic, explaining in-depth how stupid it is.

-Scott Keith's wannabe right hand man (ala Jeremy Borash/Vince Russo)

-Includes bullshit statistocs to back up everything he says

 

 

Any help or suggestions is appreciated.

Guest chirs3
Posted

Bible-bashing is always good in my book!

 

But seriously, forks...

 

I'm not wild about poster gimmicks (except Anglesault... that IS a gimmick, right? ;) ), but I'd say going in depth to explain the stupidity of a statement could work.

Posted

I have actually taken on a gimmick.  I base myself on Kevin Sullivan. I watch alot of Horror movies, and I have put them into my stable.

Posted

"-Always claims that there's a white rabbit always at the corner of the ring on RAW, and it has influence over what happens during the show"

 

If pulled off correctly that could be hysterical.

 

"-Insults every poster"

 

I think it would rock but you have to watch out for sensitive types who have just as much of a right to enjoy the board as you do.

 

"-Bible Basher"

 

I tend to favor this one being Luciferian and all.

 

"-Includes bullshit statistocs to back up everything he says"

 

If done in a comical way I think this one could be the best. If you gave the impression that you were taking yourself seriously I could see a lot of people getting upset with you (myself included).

 

Not a bad list you came up with there. I still say that Dames has the best gimmick going right now.

Guest DARRYLXWF
Posted

Yeah, I tend to lead towards 3.

 

The white rabbit one

The statistic one

and the long, in depth rant on the stupidity every topic

 

SOOO MANY CHOICES!

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

It's not a white rabbit, it's a penguin.

Guest crandamaniac
Posted
It's not a white rabbit, it's a penguin.

SOMEONE ELSE SEES THE PENQUIN TOO? OMG! I thought i was the only one who saw that

Guest One Bad Apple
Posted
"-Insults every poster"

 

I think it would rock but you have to watch out for sensitive types who have just as much of a right to enjoy the board as you do.

 

"-Bible Basher"

 

I tend to favor this one being Luciferian and all.

Because you'd be more liable to upset people by tossing out insults on a message board than you would by Bible-bashing.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
Bible-bashing is always good in my book!

 

But seriously, forks...

 

I'm not wild about poster gimmicks (except Anglesault... that IS a gimmick, right? ;) ), but I'd say going in depth to explain the stupidity of a statement could work.

no, i think that's the REAL anglesault.

 

gimmick: fan of a 7 years dead musician, obsessed with the thepry that he was mudered is a great gimmick :D

Guest DARRYLXWF
Posted

Alright, I've decided.

 

I will reply to many threads, explaining in depth as to why they are stupid, using statistics to back me up as well as the white rabbit.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

Cool, right on.  Glad you have found a gimmick, a little niche.  Unfortunately, I don't... hmmm... I don't even have any ideas either, not any serious ones anyway.  You wanna help me find a gimmick too? Here's some characteristics:

 

- 18 (and I don't know what I want...)

- Resident of Pacifica, CA (home of Crash Holly! PACIFICA PRIDE~!)

- Lover of bad movies/Russo angles

- Wanna-be film student/rock star

 

So far all I've got is the quote.  Hmmmm... do I even really need a gimmick? The quote explains it all... don't diss my "bad taste" and I won't diss yours.  I guess in the end it doesn't matter because I only go on the board once or twice a day max, I'm in the lower-midcard, just like Raven :P

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
Alright, I've decided.

 

I will reply to many threads, explaining in depth as to why they are stupid, using statistics to back me up as well as the white rabbit.

you can't responding to threads and insulting them is One Bad Aple's Gimmick

Posted

My gimmick:

 

Freddy Krueger fan

Hulk Hogan fan

John Tenta fan

Freddy Krueger fan

..........let's see what else............

Freddy Krueger fan

Tends to announce when new horror movies are coming out.

Theme:  Freddy claws scratching steel.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

::runs into thread hits ML with EURO belt, retreats to anglesault thread::

 

don't forget your other gimick ML: getting your ass handed to you by the aWo.

Guest One Bad Apple
Posted
Alright, I've decided.

 

I will reply to many threads, explaining in depth as to why they are stupid, using statistics to back me up as well as the white rabbit.

you can't responding to threads and insulting them is One Bad Aple's Gimmick

Actually ... I reply to people who say something stupid.

 

I understand why you think you're a target.

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Is this guy even around any more? I guess he never was intended to doing this gimmick. :(

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