Real reason jerry lynn aint in wwf

[Guest pinkslut]

Hee left to be the front man in nickleback

 

"never made it as a wrestler"

"never made it to the big time either"

"always sick of being screwed over"

"shooted on JR nad got thrown out baby"

 

makes sense

[Guest art_vandelay]

I thought he quit to be Jesus.  Maybe he did both...

[Guest Nater]

I thought it was covered that Edge is Jesus.

[Guest art_vandelay]

Edge?  But he doesn't have a goatee and he's got that evil smile.  Jesus would never smile like that.

[Guest pinkslut]

If we are gonna get technical jsus would look nothing like jerry lynn or edge.

 

its just the western view of jesus really he would be dark and tanned not have blonde hair and blue eyes

[Guest Nater]

Jesus is as pale as paper and has glowing red eyes with quills coming out of his head, naked of course.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Isn't that Mideon you're thinking of?

[Guest Nater]

Mideon naked? Oh of course! Playboy.. no wonder hes not around anymore.

[Guest goodhelmet]

Pink Slut's right. Jesus probably looked more like Booker T than friggin Jerry Lynn.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

::Thinks of Jesus doing a Spinaroonie::

[Guest Kramerica]

Jesus would look simalar to a terrorist.  Or a real Hebrew from their home land.  Thats what they all looked like back then.  The new Jesus look came from the Crusades and Ze Germans.

[Guest Ace309]

People, people, people.

 

Jesus looked exactly like Gen. Adnan. Only less cowardly, and minus the fatigues and Iraqi flag.

[Guest One Bad Apple]

Edge?  But he doesn't have a goatee and he's got that evil smile.  Jesus would never smile like that.

Guess you don't know too much about Jesus then, fräulein ... 'cause he does.

 

 

 

 

 

I even saw him smile that way.

 

 

 

 

 

The same night he came and killed my puppy.

[Guest One Bad Apple]

Just kidding, everyone!  I've owned twelve dogs in my short life, and all of 'em are still with me, alive and kicking!  Sorry if I offended anyone!

 

And Jesus, it goes without saying that I'm most sorry to you.  You're a good fellow!  It was a silly joke ... I meant no harm!

 

 

 

 

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My God

I am sorry for my sins with all my heart.

In choosing to do wrong

And failing to do good

I have sinned against you

Whom I should love above all things.

I firmly intend

With your help

To do penance

To sin no more

And to avoid whatever leads me to sin.

 

Amen.

 

 

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See?  One Bad Apple harbors no ill will toward you.

 

Is me person of much good@%&*!

[Guest]

Edge?  But he doesn't have a goatee and he's got that evil smile.  Jesus would never smile like that.

Guess you don't know too much about Jesus then, fräulein ... 'cause he does.

Who or what is a fraulien? And this thread rocks by the way. He does look like Papa Nickelback.

[Guest El Satanico]

Edge?  But he doesn't have a goatee and he's got that evil smile.  Jesus would never smile like that.

Well maybe he's Buddy Jesus

[Guest]

Anyobdy else have anything funny to add. I know my ass doesnt.