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Guest Choken One

The One and Only EVOLUTION IS ----

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Guest Choken One

Let's just compile all our EVOLUTION IS A ------- jokes right here

 

 

I'll start

 

 

1) EVOLUTION IS A PISSED MARINE

 

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Run with it Monkeys

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Guest Duncan Eternia

Evolution is led by GOD you seeeee,

that's why they all go over R V Deeeeeee!!

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Evolution, their teeth are big and green

Evolution, they smell like gasoline

Evolution, da-da-da-dution

They are like sisters

Their push-es, I missed-es

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<WWE management walking down street>

 

We love you Evolution, oh yes we do

We won't push anyone as much as you

When you're not on our screen, we're blue

Oh Evolution we love you

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As did I, Rant.

 

But here's some crappy lyrics anyway, complete with typical smark rhetoric.

 

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Evolution is a machine

The politics are obscene

RVD, they cannot see

Jericho, they rob him of his heat

 

Evolution (Political Machine)!

x4

 

HHH just injured his toe

Batista is just so slow

Flair lost his dignity long ago

Why Orton continues to be pushed, no one knows

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