Guest Report post Posted April 9, 2002 OK guys tell the world some of the funniest things you have seen. They have to have happened in real life and you had to see them yourself. I wanted to tell this story since I saw it on Wedesday so here it goes. Anyway me and my boys are smoking some pot outside the school and after we finish we decide to go into the gym and watch the wrestling meet. Anyway a few matches pass and me and my boys are yelling things like telling them to hit the piledriver or tag your partner and other shit. After a couple boring ass matches this one guy I know who's kind of a dick goes for his match against some hot chick from the other school. I was prety surpirsed, because I never thought any girls were on the wrestling team in my area. Anyway the guy I know looks a little confident and they start off. This chick takes him down easy and is kicking his ass early. She goes for a pin and he's trying to bridge out of it and he HAS A HUGE BONER STICKING UP IN HIS OUTFIT. Me and my friends start laughing are ass off but we eventually stop because everyone was starting at us. LOL this kid is popping for this girl he's wrestling and we get dirty looks. Anyway the asshole gets the advantage and at one point his dick had to be like two inches from her face. I hope her parents didn't have to wacth that! I was thinking the ref should of broken them up after that. Anyway the chick gets the advantage bakc and she finally pins him. So he gets pissed and throws those ear hguard things you where and doesn't shake her hand like the bitch that he is. So they go back to there corners and he sweating through his singlet and he has a big wet spot near his crotch. I know he was probably just sweating but it looked kind of suspicous with his dick STILL sticking out. He went to get a towel pretty quick so it would be harder to notice after he lost to. Anyway me and my boys ragged on the jackass for the rest of the week. Ok now I know that story kind of sucked, so you guys tell some good ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted April 9, 2002 2 stories that pop out in my mind as the funniest i've thing i've ever seen: 1) back in High school, I was talking w/ a few guys during my lunch period. One of them had a lighter, a Bic Butane lighter, w/ absolutely no butane whatsoever in it. You try and light it and it wouldn't light at all. Well one of my buddies saw it and said "hey, i gotta fart, put it behind me" (thinking about it now that sounds kinda gay). anyways, the guy light the lighter right when the guy farted, shooting a flame which in all honestly looked to be about 10 feet in the air. 2. My neighborhood has a lot of people that let there pets run around, so we have tons of strays down here. Well there was this cat hanging around my house. I go out to my truck to go somewhere, and i see that cat hanging around. Well when i saw it, i stomped at the ground and yelled at it, to scare it away. It ran off, into the road, and into the path of a car. It hit the side of the car, did a flip in mid air, landed on its feet, and kept on running. To this day i have not seen that cat again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 11, 2002 Jesuit that is fucking gross. Funniest thing I saw was this kid at school getting fucked up so bad he got his jaw broken by his ex-girlfriend. She was abou thee same side but I never would of figured she would of kicked his ass. It was in the lunch room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
