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This lady came up to the counter and ordered a hot dog. OK, I say, $1.85 please (that's how much it costs). She says that she doesn't want a bun. OK, I say, $1.85 please. She says that other people at the store give her a hot dog with no bun for 50 cents. I say they're doing their job wrong and it costs $1.85. Now, and this is a direct quote of what she said:

 

"YOU GODDAMN LITTLE SHIT GIVE ME MY WIENER! GIVE ME MY WIENER! 50 FUCKING CENTS FOR A WIENER! GIVE IT TO ME! 50 FUCKING CENTS! I WANT MY WIENER! WIENER WIENER WIENER!", like a 3 year old having a tantrum.

 

So I just look at her and say, $1.85 please. She storms off all angry. Weird-ass lady.

 

BTW Dutchman, that story was the SHIT(~!)~!

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So you didn't give the lady the weiner she wanted so bad?

 

:::gets bottle thrown at him:::

I was thinking of pulling my pants and underwear down, slamming my penis on the counter, and saying "here's a wiener, BIAAAATCH", but I thought better of it.

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