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Guest J*ingus
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Okay, recently I've been liking the Shakira song on the radio.  Y'know, the one where the chorus is "Whenever, WHEREVER" and it sounds like she's singing in some African language half the time.  She's got talent, and it's better than a lot of the soulless crap that's broadcasted now.  

 

Well, I'd never seen a picture of her before.  I'd just kind of pictured her as a middle-aged, non-white, vaguely Jamaican woman, a bit round in the hips perhaps.  But i just now saw the video of that song and MY GOD but she looks just like Christina Aguilera, or maybe a pre-implants Trish Stratus.  Way too skinny-looking to have the lungs that it sounds like she has.  

 

And the way she dances... daaaaamn.  It's a far cry beyond singers like Brittney, who still seem like little girls playing dress-up, and whose directors put them in "sexy" poses before the camera.  No, this was a full-fledged woman, who knew EXACTLY what she was doing when she was alternately putting on a skilled physical performance and gyrating while smiling through the camera at the viewer.  

 

I think I might be in love...

Guest The Vanilla Midget
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lol, she is pretty good.

 

but what i couldnt believe was when in her song she sings about her breasts being "small and humble."  that was a total wtf moment for me, and i thought i was hearing things, but then i heard it again and im like, damn...

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She has a big ass. The language she sings in is the Spanish langauge dude.

 

Vanilla Midget you are a lameass by the way.....she always talks bout her small boobs and every one can see they are small. It is like she think she is a secret agent bout them tinyass things.

Guest The Vanilla Midget
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im sorry, this is the only thing of her i've ever seen, so i didnt know that she is "always" talking about them.  also, it struck me as a little weird at the time yo hear her singing about having small breasts.

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That is not what the cut is bout. It is ovious her tits are small as shit and she knows.....it is a fact kid. She just is havin fun with her self. Her nipples are wierd lookin to they look like moskeeto bites.......lol. Her ass is big as she said some stuff bout her ass in an intervue. That aint bad though since alot of guys like giant asses like J Lo's.

Guest The Vanilla Midget
Posted

i know plenty of women with small tits, yet they dont feel the need to sing about them.  and i never denied the fact that hers tits are small, hey, its true!

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Maybe cause none of them are profesional singers. It is just one line in the song anyway.......not like the song is called I Got No Tits. She is still a good lookin woman and makes good music though.

Guest DokDoyle
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Her video is the Champ on "combatZone" on Muchmusic. When I'm watching it last night, they showed one of her older all-spanish videos where she has dark, dark almost black hair. Puts to shame her look as a blonde.

 

Now if she was a redhead......

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I like her blonde hair and would hate her if she was a red head.

Guest Kinetic
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I like her blonde hair and would hate her if she was a red head.

Nazi.

Guest IndigoPleasure
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The full set of lyrics are as follows...

 

"Lucky that my lips not only mumble

They spill kisses like a fountain.

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble

So you don't confuse them with mountains.

Lucky I have strong legs like my mother

To run for cover when I need it.

And these two eyes that for no other

The day you leave will cry a river."

 

She is describing bits of her body, not just her breasts.

 

 

As for her with red hair, I have found a few pics of her with different coloured hair. All look good, in my opinion.

 

Shakira Red 1

Shakira Red 2

Shakira Red 3

 

Shakira Brown 1

 

Shakira Black 1

Shakira Black 2

Shakira Black 3

 

Shakira Blonde 1

Shakira Blonde 2

Shakira Blonde 3

 

Shakira Pepsi Ad

Guest DokDoyle
Posted

shakira with red hair:

 

mmmmmmm

 

to (almost) quote a line from Tom Clancy's Book "Rainbow Six":

 

"If she could Fuckin cook, I'd marry her"

Posted

I don't think she looks great with red hair blonde is good same with the brown hair, black hair is ok.

Guest Stupendous Man
Posted

She clearly is in the possension of arms in that picture.

Guest pochorenella
Posted

Having heard all of her spanish albums except her latest, it’s safe to say that she has more substance than most of the other girls singing now , even though I’m not much of a fan (Christina has a better voice but she doesn’t write her own music). Personally I liked her better as a redhead, she even had a black/red combo and she looked HOT. If you wanna see her like that you might want to check her videos for “Ojos Asi” and “Inevitable”. She looks just yummy. She was voted Best Ass in Colombia, BTW.

Guest HellSpawn
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Shakira is a really good singer.

Been honest, Im proud of her, Im happy you guys are listenin to her music, of course the fact that she is hotter then F'n hell right now it helps.

Guest One Bad Apple
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She was voted Best Ass in Colombia, BTW.

That's quite an accomplishment. I went to that place once, and there's probably more asses than people.

 

I can't blame her if she feels a little insulted, though. She looks completely human me. To everyone, I'm sure.

 

Well ... everyone except these haters.

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She's a definite fave of mine.  Can't really say I'm that into her music (although I heard her previous, Spanish albums were more rock than pop), but she is hot as hell.

 

And she's actually very tiny.  I mean, she's a small woman.  And I love that ass.....now that's a "good" big ass.  You know how people seem to love Mighty Molly for her big ass?  Forget that. Shakira, now THAT is a great dumper.

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ha ha ha... yup.  Talented, rich, fine butter pican latina!

 

Too bad she's MY fiancée!

 

Yup, sorry guys!  She's mine... mwaaa ha ha ha ha ha!!

 

No really... she is... heh heh... ah ha ha ha...

 

guys... why don't you believe me?

Guest redbaron51
Posted

Shakira is tremendous

 

Xstacy, she's not your wife, but your sister...

Guest Zero_Cool
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Of course Xstasy has taken the lovely Shakira.  Why, he's The Perfect Drug.  

 

Meh..anyway, I like her music, and her.  She could take over the world with one gryation (sp?) of her hips.

Guest One Bad Apple
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Okay, recently I've been liking the Shakira song on the radio.  Y'know, the one where the chorus is "Whenever, WHEREVER" and it sounds like she's singing in some African language half the time.

Spanish.

 

I hope you were joking up there.

Guest starvenger
Posted

You guys know that this song is a redo of her Spanish version, "Suerte", right?

 

The world loves a woman who's got a nice BUTT and knows how to move it.

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

"I think I might be in love... "

 

 

I SEEN HER FIRST!

 

Shakira is the greatest thing to ever happen to pop music.

Guest Perfect_Bo
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Now, I'm hispanic and I know Shakira very well..  She's from South America or Central..  Either Brazil or Columbia..  Now, I heard about her when she was speaking spanish and she had black hair, then she went into red...  She is the hottest women in the singing industry...  

 

Spears, f*ck her, she can't compare to Shakira..

 

Christina, she's a f*ckin stick compare to the body (Ass) that Shakira holds...  

 

Spears, what the f*ck, is she trying to move her hips like Shakira?  No one can do it better, unless you're a professional lap dancer and belly dancer..

 

Those two girls has nothing on Shakira..  The only thing that I say Christina might take her is by her voice..  Christina has a banging voice..  It's a shame that I hate her..

 

Shakira is, could I say, man's dream..  To bad she's married, or about to get married with some prick that has nothing on me.

 

Well, that's my saying..

 

Bo

 

BTW...  That's an english song, but, she has it in spanish..

And, I really dont care, because I like her breast.  I dont care if it isnt mountains..

 

Bo

Guest supersalvadorian
Posted

Frankly, I like Shakira and her music. But you guys act as if she is the #1 latina singer. Maybe it's because I watch a good amount of Univision with my mom and dad, but as far as I'm concerned, Thalia is the best. She can sing just as good, is twice as hot, and she can act to boot.

 

(sigh) Too bad she's married to Mariah Carey's ex. What the hell does she see in him?

 

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Supersalvadorian

 

'Cause suckas got to know

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