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Are you kidding me? As Martin Lawrence said in Bad Boys: "When I cum, I cum with the thunder!"

 

Plus, you never know. CC might get tired of being Spoon-Fed and take a break, leaving her prone to da Zack Attack. I, however, bid you farewell, as I head off across the ocean to seek solace in the arms of a lovely Welsh woman. Booyah.

And you remember what I said about DA LADIEZ~ seeing a white light when I go, because it's like heaven (that and... ah, it's too graphic).

 

And I KNOW you did not "Booyah" me.

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FRESCA!

 

You mother fuckers.

 

*leaves*

Share the love, Hoff. Dama's still waiting for someone.

 

Actually, no, scratch that. I can't even do that to you in a joking fashion. I have to much respect for you.

 

Dama, you get...uh, er...Mario. There. Hope you like the funky BUTT-luvin'.

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FRESCA!

 

You mother fuckers.

 

*leaves*

Pssst.....Hoff.........come to my cell window at midnight.......bring a nail file and I'll have a fresca for you. Don't mind Michael Jackson. He thinks we're kindred spirits now or something.

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It was the Booyah of Respect.  May you warm up the Canadian nights.  Meanwhile, I'm making a nice mix CD to take on my trip.  Barry White does wonders for these encounters.

Dude thats just like..........smooth.

I aim to please, my sweet.

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Go on Kotz get graphic.....this thread is starting to get fun.

Indeed. It's like cyber-Viagra. I'm growing a third leg just reading it.

I already HAD a third leg.

 

"Did he say funky BUTT-lovin'?" <---- Best quote from a 90s family film.

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FRESCA!

 

You mother fuckers.

 

*leaves*

Share the love, Hoff. Dama's still waiting for someone.

 

Actually, no, scratch that. I can't even do that to you in a joking fashion. I have to much respect for you.

 

Dama, you get...uh, er...Mario. There. Hope you like the funky BUTT-luvin'.

*kills Mario*

Now I shall use his dead body as a trampoline to spring over this wall and to freedom!!!

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Go on Kotz get graphic.....this thread is starting to get fun.

Indeed. It's like cyber-Viagra. I'm growing a third leg just reading it.

We can talk about whipped cream and strawberries some more if it helps.

Please do. The mental visions are torture when you're so far away, though they put a smile on my face.

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Why is Damaramu still in this thread? It's all about the new couples now.

 

(has Zack use MOD POWERS~ to make it a user-exclusive thread)

You can try to get rid of me.........but I just keep going and going and going! Besides.......I shall have my revenge on those that sent me to prison!

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And to think, I wasted getting married on PissBlock. I want a divorce.

 

BTW, I think a cyber thread would be a shoo in for thread of the year.

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BTW, I think a cyber thread would be a shoo in for thread of the year.

We already had one, sort of. Someone find where IDRM posted the link to his cybering with Yuna.

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Keep Damaramu in here, so i can torment him with hot lesbian mental pictures ™

 

Think about it honey, me and CC in a hot tub.....gettting steamy.....

*wipes off binoculars*

God damn steam.........

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Keep Damaramu in here, so i can torment him with hot lesbian mental pictures ™

 

Think about it honey, me and CC in a hot tub.....gettting steamy.....

With bubble bath? I'll gladly add it for you.

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BTW, I think a cyber thread would be a shoo in for thread of the year.

We already had one, sort of. Someone find where IDRM posted the link to his cybering with Yuna.

I don't think we could top that

 

"FUCK ME LORD SATAN"

 

Gold.

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Keep Damaramu in here, so i can torment him with hot lesbian mental pictures ™

 

Think about it honey, me and CC in a hot tub.....gettting steamy.....

With bubble bath? I'll gladly add it for you.

*is in tree watching hot tub sex scene........*

Wait a minute........is that Zack? NO YOU SON OF A BITCH! KEEP THAT TOWEL ON! KEEP IT ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES!

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Keep Damaramu in here, so i can torment him with hot lesbian mental pictures ™

 

Think about it honey, me and CC in a hot tub.....gettting steamy.....

With bubble bath? I'll gladly add it for you.

*is in tree watching hot tub sex scene........*

Wait a minute........is that Zack? NO YOU SON OF A BITCH! KEEP THAT TOWEL ON! KEEP IT ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES!

That certainly killed it.

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Keep Damaramu in here, so i can torment him with hot lesbian mental pictures ™

 

Think about it honey, me and CC in a hot tub.....gettting steamy.....

With bubble bath? I'll gladly add it for you.

*is in tree watching hot tub sex scene........*

Wait a minute........is that Zack? NO YOU SON OF A BITCH! KEEP THAT TOWEL ON! KEEP IT ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES!

That certainly killed it.

Don't blame me! Blame 3 legs over here!

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Keep Damaramu in here, so i can torment him with hot lesbian mental pictures ™

 

Think about it honey, me and CC in a hot tub.....gettting steamy.....

With bubble bath? I'll gladly add it for you.

*is in tree watching hot tub sex scene........*

Wait a minute........is that Zack? NO YOU SON OF A BITCH! KEEP THAT TOWEL ON! KEEP IT ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES!

I know the though of Zak climbing into the hot tub with us is turning you on........

 

If i'm lying awake tonight i can be happy knowing that Damaramu is awake too, tormented by these mental images.

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Keep Damaramu in here, so i can torment him with hot lesbian mental pictures ™

 

Think about it honey, me and CC in a hot tub.....gettting steamy.....

With bubble bath? I'll gladly add it for you.

*is in tree watching hot tub sex scene........*

Wait a minute........is that Zack? NO YOU SON OF A BITCH! KEEP THAT TOWEL ON! KEEP IT ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES!

That certainly killed it.

Don't blame me! Blame 3 legs over here!

Blame me? What did I do?

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Dama, stop ruining our moment here. Go play in LSD with Buffybeast, she wants a hoss.

*looks back over there*

Hell no........*shudders*

And WJM......I will not be awake tonight.....*pulls out sleeping pills* Haha.....kiss my ass.

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Keep Damaramu in here, so i can torment him with hot lesbian mental pictures ™

 

Think about it honey, me and CC in a hot tub.....gettting steamy.....

With bubble bath? I'll gladly add it for you.

*is in tree watching hot tub sex scene........*

Wait a minute........is that Zack? NO YOU SON OF A BITCH! KEEP THAT TOWEL ON! KEEP IT ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES!

That certainly killed it.

Don't blame me! Blame 3 legs over here!

Blame me? What did I do?

LMAO! POST OF THE DECADE!

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