Who's going to beat him?

[Guest]

Guys lets get back to the matter at hand here: Will Maven lose the WCW US Title if he ever wins it?

[Guest]

Don't y'all think its somewhat presumptuous to be talking about The Brock's first loss?  He doesn't even have his first WIN yet.  

 

Maybe we should hold off on speculation of who ends his winning streak until after he actually starts his win streak.  Assuming of course he doesn't debut with a loss (on a dq or fluke "upset kid" pin).

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Lita will be the first to beat Brock, knowing the WWF.

[Guest]

Dude that belt in your sig belongs to Maven.

[Guest]

He will end Lesnar's streak....I give you....

 

 

LOBSTERMAN!

 

[Guest Risk]

That is scary.

[Guest]

I detest people who cheer on Angle when they can cheer sum1 like Maven.

 

If your trying to give yourself an everyone hates me gimmick.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

congragulations!

[Guest]

By the way, HHH will find a way to bury Brock before he becomes to big.

[Guest]

My gimmick is u hating me, besides not every1 hates me here...yet! And 1 more thing......MAVEN

[Guest]

So you hate Angle because he won olympic gold medals in wrestling, is good on the mic, and can put on a decent match, yet like Maven, who can't do any of those things. What is it, the eyebrows?

[Guest]

Arent we all gimmick posters in some way.

 

Now to the subject:

People who will beat Lesnar:

HHH

Hogan

HHH

Undertaker

HHH

Hogan again

HHH

Spike Dudley by fluke

umm......

HHH

HHH

[Guest]

Yes but he is choosing Tough Enough kid over an Olympic Gold Medalist.

[Guest]

Dude, I like Angle as much as the next guy. But I find Maven hilarius. He sucks at everything, yet he eliminates the Undertaker,gets a shot at the tag belts, and overshadows Lance Storm.

[Guest Suicide King]

I myself am hoping that Brock Lesnar's undefeated streak pans out much more like Angle's than Goldberg's.  And if there were any justice, and if it were at all possible I would let the man who beat him be the returning Chris Benoit.

[Guest]

Who is Lobsterman?

 

Dude, I like Angle as much as the next guy. But I find Maven hilarius. He sucks at everything, yet he eliminates the Undertaker,gets a shot at the tag belts, and overshadows Lance Storm.

He probably got that sucking from his whore mama. She taught him before the bitch died of cancer. She deserves it for having Maven.

[Guest caboose]

It's so funny, 'cos without having a match on TV, Brock's already lost to Bradshaw in Texas at a house show last night.

But i guess if it doesn't happen on TV it never really happened, so Brock is still undefeated.

[Guest]

Maven is probably Taker's bitch backstage.

 

Taker: Hey new guy, get me some damn coffee.

 

Maven: Yes sir.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Taker: New Meat, go get my skoal.

 

Maven: Actually Taker, I was about to visit my mother who's dying in the hospital, so I can't today.

 

Taker: Well, I guess I'll just stab you in the face with a soup bone.

[Guest]

Taker: It took you 5 minutes to get that coffee.

 

Maven: I'm sorry sir. my mom is sick and I had to check up on her.

 

Taker: I've been here for 11 years. Are you disrespecting me?  We'll see if you check up on your mama after you lose to Crash on jakked this week.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Maven: Mean Mark, how are ya!

 

Taker: What did you call me, Mary Jane Rottencrotch?

 

Maven: What? I respect you, I respect you Mark...I thought we all just called each other by our real names.

 

Taker: You only call me 'Taker, Lord and Master, or He Who Rides a Bike and Humps Roads for Years... Ok, Maven? Say what if you sleep with your sister.

 

Maven: What?

 

Taker: Did you just say my wife looked like a horse? You're jobbing to Lobsterman in a Dark Match now.

 

Maven: Who's that?

 

Taker: RESPECT THE TAKER!

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I have a feeling that he's going to lose to the Hardys at the PPV.  For some reason I get the same feeling I got when Lawler was going to face Tazz for the first time on the PPV: EVERYONE knew Tazz and Lawler were going to have a great fight and Tazz was going to come out of it looking totally pimpin' and be on his way to the IC division...

 

..and J.R. clocked him three minutes in with a candy jar.

 

I think Brock'll do some big power moves and totally destroy Jeff or Matt, but still lose in some way or another.  The WWF rarely pulls the trigger on giving someone the MonsterPush, and I feel like Brock's going to have to "pay his dues" like they make eeeeeeeeeeverybody do.

[Guest Caliban]

For those wondering about the enigma that is Lobsterman...

 

http://www.thelobsterman.net