Guest PhantMan Report post Posted January 14, 2004 This just in... King of Pop Michael Jackson recently commented on Y2Jerk's thread: "I've done some pretty bad things in my life (cue "Childhood")... but this thread is definitely gay" WWE superstar Bradshaw offered his thoughts, too: "The more I read this thread, the more I wish the world was one big, immense shower!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Now that was funny. Good work, Phantman. FWH THREAD GAY? The FWH thread has denied recent claims that it is homosexual. "I have never ever looked at another male thread that way. Damn, ever time I see a female one I pop a post about three pages long! I ain't no thread-packer!" the thread ranted on a local radio station this afternoon. Some sources claim jealousy may be the cause of the allegations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Could this post get the ax from Dames? Zack Malibu has been given the green light from Dames to eliminate any posts that he feels aren't producing, which has raised tension among threads. One post which is said to be especially nervous about being locked is "Funny WWE Headlines". Credit: Torch411ScoopThis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Now that's just silly. This thread draws major heel heat. (I do agree that your post should get the ax, though....) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PhantMan Report post Posted January 15, 2004 This just in... Following the example set by Michael Jackson and Bradshaw. World's renowed motherfucker Osama Bin Laden recently commented on the FWH thread: "Y2Dork very bigger reason me people hate america... this thread be gay..." Y2Jerk : "But sir, it's my PUBLIC right to..." Osama: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR PUBLIC RIGHT IS!!!... talk to the hand" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PhantMan Report post Posted January 15, 2004 It seems celebrities worldwide are clamoring to just be in line for the "Y2Dork Love Feast". many thought peace was unattainable but, as recent forays from Bin Laden and Michael Jackson demonstrate, 90% of the globe agrees on the fact that this thread is gay. more testimonials... "FINALLY... THE ROCK... HAS COME BACK TO MAAAAARKKKK COUNTRY! Now, the rock says he's got a big, tall glass of freshly squeeeeeeeezed moneky piss to go along a big. fat rock burger. Y2Dork, it doesn't matter if you like touching other people's genitalia! it doesn't matter if still live with grandpa Boooob in redneck country... it just doesn't matter! hat matters is that the Rock is gonna take is big right hand... the Rock is gonna lay tha smacketh down on your roooooooooooooodyyyyyyyy pooooooooooooooo... HEY, THIS AIN'T SINGALONG WITH THE ROCK!" "Mhhh... this thing is uber-gay" "this kid is a disgrace for america society!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Y2Jerk To Get Push? The TSM front office may have decided to push TSM's undercard superstar Y2Jerk. Y2Jerk has been attacked both in the ring and during promos by the likes of main event heels Jeffery Dahmer, Michael Jackson, Osama Bin Laden, and George "the W" Bush. While management waits to see if Y2Jerk gets over, many are suggesting that Y2Jerk's "Funny WWE Headlines" thread will be soon squashed by a thread about Triple H. Others have suggested that the only reason that Y2Jerk is even around is because he once mailed The Dames a copy of an episode of "Angel" that the The Smart Marks' CEO had missed. In a related story, there is a push backstage to ban ebaumsworld.com pictures as finishers. The finishers do not get the poster over, and come across like The Rock trying to do a sharpshooter. credit: 411zone.gov Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Phantman, I am just letting you know that your subtle does of irony was not lost on this poster! Posting a picture of the Rock wearing lipstick talking about gay is just downright clever. I am in awe of your potential as a FWH regular. Everyone needs a Barry Horowitz. (except Barry Horowitz......) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PhantMan Report post Posted January 15, 2004 This just in... Everyone Loves Y2Dork... "Jeez, I thought my daddy-o made it perfectly clear when he said Thou Shalt Not Open Ghey Threads. I can tolerate a little fornicating here and there... but I ain't dyin' on no motherfuckin' cross fo' this muthafucka's sins, dude!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Fabio in the signature! Genius! Phantman is the OVERLORD OF GAY and this in turn, gives him the right ot determine what packs fudge and what does not pack fudge. And if Phanties says FWH is gay..................we are FLAMING HOMO GAY. We are so gay, we make Nathan Lane look like Paul Bunyon. We are so gay, we make Andy Dick look like Brian Urlacher. We are so gay, two bone smugglers taking turns pounding each other's outboxes stopped, looked up at this thread and said, "Damn, those guys are gay!" If I wasn't so busy staring at man-ass, I would tell this thread how gay it really is." In other news........ Booker T will not be pushed in the near future. He will in fact, be de-pushed. Creative is exploring having Steven Richards steal the "T" in his name and therefore moving Booker to Heat to regain his "T". In a related story, there is no confirmation to the rumor that Booker T is on suicide watch or that Test is laughing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted January 16, 2004 TRIPLE H UP FOR PART IN AIRPLANE III? Triple H has been pushing for the part of one of the co-pilots in the comedy spoof trilogy AIRPLANE! Triple H has been trying to secure the role as the brother of Capt. Victor Oveur, Capt. Always Going Oveur. Sources say he is close to pinning down the part. "So-uh tell me Jimmy-uh, have you ever been-uh in a Turkish Prison-uh?" Verne Troyer is currently up for the role of Roger Murdock's brother (a character originally played by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) and Steve Harvey will be playing the other pilot named Clarance's brother. Both of these characters will be explained using the same logic from Charlie Angels to explain the Bosley switch from Bill Murray to Bernie Mac. "Surely you don't think this thread is gay." "I most certainly do. And don't call me Shirley. Call this thread Shirley." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
