Guest Choken One Report post Posted January 2, 2004 Or Eddy spills Tequilla into Angle's milk... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 *Angle drinks a glass of milk* *Has funny look on his face* "What the hell?" *Pulls worm out of mouth* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 2, 2004 HILARITY~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 Let's not forget about Angle letting all the air out of Eddie's tires. And Eddie replacing Angles Fresh Spring Water with Mexican Water and Angle.. well... har har har... so then we get the epic Angle milk truck vs. Eddie waste truck... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 2, 2004 Let's not forget about Angle letting all the air out of Eddie's tires. And Eddie replacing Angles Fresh Spring Water with Mexican Water and Angle.. well... har har har... so then we get the epic Angle milk truck vs. Eddie waste truck... Can someone wan Kurt of Montezuma's Revenge and have Kurt not get it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 *Angle drinks a glass of milk* *Has funny look on his face* "What the hell?" *Pulls worm out of mouth* ... I don't think Kurt Angle's mouth is big enough to fit Scotty 2 Hotty in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 Sure, we can have Kurt hiring a personal water-tester, perhaps Spanky, and then Spanky keeps getting it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 2, 2004 Sure, we can have Kurt hiring a personal water-tester, perhaps Spanky, and then Spanky keeps getting it. Sorry, I typed that poorly. I meant that someone warns Kurt and he doesn't understand, like when Stephanie was on the rag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 That's ok, but I think Spanky "water tester for the stars" is better. Infact, Kurt should hire both Spanky and Paul London as the new Team Angle - they shine his boots, clean his clothes, make dinner, mow his lawn... I think you can see where I'm going with this... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 2, 2004 That's ok, but I think Spanky "water tester for the stars" is better. Infact, Kurt should hire both Spanky and Paul London as the new Team Angle - they shine his boots, clean his clothes, make dinner, mow his lawn... I think you can see where I'm going with this... It would make more sense (In the WWE way) to have two new Latinos fill that role. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 He'd put them in lucha masks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 2, 2004 Enrique and Jose? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 Oh, and BOOOOOOO!!! to Chris's comment about the worm... have some self respect, man... ... so what I'm thinkin is, Angle starts dressing up as Konnan in his K-Dawg phase - the bucket hat, the plaid jacket around his neck, dark sunglasses, etc. and starts all of his matches on "Odelay!" "Bowdy Bowdy" and "The NWO say they fo life, but A-Dawg and the Wolfpac, *bunch of spanish*, we be Fo Eva!". They could mix up the Wolfpac theme and Angles theme, Angle can replace the red, white, and blue with the red, white, and green, he can have his own olympic lucha mask that kinda looks like Vaders... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2004 Enrique and Jose? That reminds me, Angle can get the Spanish Announce team to announce his matches along with Cole and Tazz... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 3, 2004 Either Enrique and Jose or Paul-o and Brian-o. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2004 When Eddie fully grows his mullet back, they can do a Hair vs. Mask match - that is, if Kurt goes all the way and wears the Konnan-like mask (or MAXMOON!). Kurt's Lucha alter-ego can be "Olympico" and he can have his own mini - it's about the right time to bring back Midgets to the WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2004 Spankyo and Paulo - they can come down to Essa Rios' old music and titan tron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 3, 2004 Angle should just have this revolving door with Raw WMXX-HBK Backlash-Flair Bad Blood-Jericho Slam-RVD Unforgiven-HHH Series-Retirement Match with his "greatest" foe...Chris Benoit. Switch RVD and Flair. Angle/Flair should be the second biggest show of the year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Deebo Report post Posted January 3, 2004 AS, what storyline would you use for a Angle/HBK match at 'Mania? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 3, 2004 It's a touch too late to run what I wanted to do with Shawn, actually. I would have had Shawn turn heel in the beginning of December and becme a real jackass bragging about how he's beat anyone and anything that they've put before him. Enter Kurt Angle, who he's obviously never faced, let alone beat. Use the lame contract expiration or something to get him to Raw. I'd so something very close to Shawn-Y2J last year, build it as two living legend four time WWF/E champions duking it out to see who is really better. From this point, the second half of the feud and a face/face thing can work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2004 Yeah, Angle challenging HBK to find out "how good he really is" and vice versa; all the while Jericho makes the crybabyface in the shadows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 3, 2004 Poor Jericho. Poor, poor Jericho. I Do think they'll do good by Angle though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2004 Of course. It just doesn't help Jericho out when one guy can do what he couldn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 3, 2004 He should be used to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted January 4, 2004 Who says Angle would go over in the first place? Oh yeah...Angle's is Vince's Golden Boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 4, 2004 The Golden boy who averages 6-8 months in the midcard every year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2004 Vince loves Angle - he just happens to love the version of Kurt Angle who acts like a fucking goof. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted January 5, 2004 He loves Kurt...just loves Brock more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
