Official Card for IWS Praise the Violence

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(Also on the IWS web-site, there are two promo videos up. One of Kevin Steen & Dan Paysan's backstage altercation, and one of Commissioner Joseph FitzMorris interrupting Beef Wellington and El Generico's lunch to tell the two "Novelty Acts" that they would be facing XS69. You may have to boost the brightness a bit.)

 

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An IWS Press Release

 

Internet Wrestling Syndicate

http://www.syndicatewrestling.com

Montreal, Québec, CANADA

 

Friday, January 9th, 2003

 

*FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*

 

A New Year - A New Venue - A New Champion?

 

The new year is a time for new ventures, a time for new resolutions and for Pierre Carl Ouellet, it is a time to try and add a new shiny gold belt to his bulging trophy case. But if PCO has resolved to win the IWS title, its’ champion, the Arsenal, is equally determined to hang on to his belt. Each man has impressive advantages in the ring. PCO brings strength, experience and a history of winning big matches. On the other hand, the reigning IWS champion, the Arsenal, is merely the most twisted, deviant, violence-prone sociopath ever to set foot in a ring in this country. The Arsenal is known for doing whatever it takes to win, sometimes putting his own body on the line to achieve victory... but more often sacrificing the body of his opponent.

 

IWS President Seska has booked these two men to compete for the IWS title in a match where there must be a winner, scheduled for the main event of Praise the Violence, Saturday, January 17th, 2004. Doors open at 8:30 pm. The Internet Wrestling Syndicate is pleased to announce that they have reached an agreement with the management of Unison Bar et Billiard to hold this and future IWS events in their location at 3500 Boulevard Cote Vertu. This gives the IWS a larger location for their wrestling events with easy access by bus and metro.

 

Also scheduled for Praise the Violence, Quebec City's Extreme Revolution, Nightmare Manson and Crazy Crusher will put their IWS titles on the line against Kid Kamikaze and his body-guard, the Career-Killer Kurt Lauderdale. The Westmount Playboy weaseled his way into this match, getting his mother to sweet talk Commissioner Joseph FitzMorris into awarding her son and Kurt Lauderdale the title shot.

 

While Kurt Lauderdale goes for tag team gold, two men who hate the Career Killer's guts will be fighting each other. Dan Paysan has a score to settle with Lauderdale after Kurt walked away from a match leaving Dan, his temporary partner, to face the Flying Hurricanes alone. Kevin Steen also owes Kurt a serious debt after Lauderdale attacked him at Season's Beatings and drove Steen into a chair with the Career Killer fireman's carry power bomb. Rather than work together to take down the Career Killer, Steen and Paysan got into a back-stage fight over who would get to fight Lauderdale first. At Praise the Violence, two of Canada's finest young high flyers, Kevin Steen and Dan Paysan will meet with the winner getting a shot at Kurt Lauderdale in February.

 

Commissioner Joseph FitzMorris has declared that his goal for 2004 is to put gold around the waist of his contract super-star, EXcesS69. As part of this quest, he has booked EXcesS69 in a three-way match against two men that the Commissioner dismisses as "Novelty Acts" : roommates Beef Wellington and El Generico. The Commissioner seems convinced that this match will help prove that EXcesS69 deserves a shot at the IWS title, but he may be underestimating the abilities of the Latin Luchador and his reluctant roommate the former Westmount Warrior.

 

In a confrontation that has been brewing for months, the Flying Hurricanes, Takao and Kenny the Bastard will finally get a chance to get some revenge against the Hardcore Ninjaz. The so-called "Fan Favourites" from Fabertown, Japan have been ambushing the Hurricanes for months, ever since IWS announcer, Brian the Guppie, declared that the Flying Hurricanes were the true Fan Favourites of the IWS.

 

It was exactly a year ago that Fred le Merveille first debuted in the IWS. A hero to some, a villain to most, many consider the president of the Syndicat de Lutte Internet to be the most charismatic man in Quebec wrestling. Having had such an impact in only his first year in the IWS, one can only wonder what the future holds for this Machiavellian Svengali. At Praise the Violence, the IWS future and the IWS past will collide as the veteran of the IWS locker room, the Triple X "Sex XXXpress" Sexxxy Eddy does battle with Fred.

 

All this plus the Green Phantom, Mark le Grizzly, Elsa Bangz, D-Vyne, Commissioner Joseph FitzMorris, IWS President Seska and, as always, the voice of Quebec wrestling, the Team 990’s Brian the Guppie.

 

The Internet Wrestling Syndicate would like to take this opportunity to thank Bar Le Skratch for a successful three year partnership. Unfortunately, ongoing renovations at Le Skratch make it unsuitable as a venue for wrestling events. While everyone involved in the Internet Wrestling Syndicate is saddened that we have closed a chapter on the success story of the IWS by leaving our traditional location for shows, we are equally excited by the possibilities offered by a larger location with better access.

 

The Internet Wrestling Syndicate presents Praise the Violence scheduled for Saturday, January 17th, at Unison Bar et Billiard, 3500 Boulevard Cote Vertu, Montreal, Québec. Doors open at 8:30 pm. Tickets are fifteen dollars. For information about the show e-mail [email protected] or visit the Internet Wresting Syndicate at their web-site: http://www.syndicatewrestling.com/ . For information about IWS merchandise & DVDs, our wholesale prices or our customer referral program e-mail [email protected] or order from http://xrv.com/its/ .