Wrestlers Upset Over Coach/Vince/Ross Fiasco

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

....I'm sorry, what is this thread about?

You can't read? It's about Wrestlers being upset with the Coach/Vince/Ross Fiasco...

[justsoyouknow 0]

....I'm sorry, what is this thread about?

You can't read? It's about Wrestlers being upset with the Coach/Vince/Ross Fiasco...

I came into the thread expecting a story on that, but instead I was greeted with Urkel fan fiction.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

That's a good idea but I wouldn't use Test because then we would have to watch him wrestle Christian. Big Poppa Pump seems more like the head bully and I still think Steiner has a couple good matches left in him somewhere. At one point Scott can lock in the Steiner Recleiner and you'll hear

 

JR: Bah gawd Christian, don't give up...don't give in! You're fighting for nerds everywhere...give'im hell! Git outta it!

 

And then Christian can pass out from pain showing that no matter how much it may hurt you shouldn't give in to a bully. Urkel will commend him with an IC match.

[NYU 0]

Nice. Then after Urkel granted Christian the title shot for next Monday night, Randy Orton would get in his face. Wearing a football varsity jacket, he would walk up to Urkel and start yelling at him about how this isn't fair. Then, he would slap Urkel's books out of his hand and laugh and walk away as Urkel bent down to pick them up.

 

The next week, Urkel would meet Orton in his locker room and tell him that in no way would Randy be leaving that night the Intercontinental champion. Randy says "Oh, yeah?", picks up Steve, and hangs him by his suspenders on a coat hook. Urkel would initially struggle to get out, but would eventually resign himself to being stuck in that spot for the night.

 

Orton/Christian wrestle, with Orton retaining the title (WOW! Actual wrestling!) Then, we watch him go back into Steve's locker room and start boasting in his face. Right in his face, Orton uses his epic mic skills to call Urkel a "dumb, stupid nerd" to which every fan in the arena goes "OOOOOOOOH!" He gets ready to punch him in the face but a hand reaches out to grab him. Orton says "What the hell.....?", turns around.......

 

and sees EDDIE WINSLOW STARING RIGHT INTO HIS EYES!

 

Eddie punches Orton to the floor and lifts Steve off of the coat hook. Urkel then makes a match for the next Pay-Per-View. It will be RANDY ORTON vs. EDDIE WINSLOW for the Intercontinental Title and it will be refereed not by Urkel - being the GM of Raw, he's not allowed to take such an integral part in the matches - but will be refereed by the URKEL-BOT!!

 

Shit, imagine the buyrate they could pop on that one~!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

NO! NO! NO!!!!

 

EDDIE IS IN A COMA!~!!!

[NYU 0]

Well, Rudo, I thought we were going over how we would handle the General Manager Urkel angle if we went a little slower. So, this is what would happen:

 

At the PPV, it would be Randy Orton vs. Eddie Winslow for the IC Title with Urkel-Bot as the referee. Orton would get the quick advantage, but Eddie would start pounding back, rallying and getting the fans on his side. The camera would cut to Urkel in the back at the edge of his seat, gripping his plate of cheddar and mozzarella for dear life. Near the end of the match, Orton would attempt to hit the RKO but Eddie would throw him into the ropes. Orton would bounce back and WHAM! They hit each other with a double clothesline. As Urkel-Bot starts with the 10-Count, somebody comes out of the crowd with a mask on. He quickly jumps into the ring and starts bashing Urkel-Bot in his face and body with it. Sparks begin to fly out of these strained circuits, and the masked man quickly leaves the ring. Both Orton and Eddie slowly get up. Orton turns out and GETS HIT WITH THE WINSLOW WHIRLWIND!! It's over!! Eddie covers!!

 

.....

 

.....but Urkel-Bot refuses to count.

 

Eddie gets up to confront Urkel-Bot about this injustice, but Urkel Bot gives him a bone-shattering punch to the face. Eddie goes down! Orton quickly picks Eddie up, hits the RKO, and covers him for the three count. He leaves ringside with the Intercontinental Title before any possible damage could be done.

 

But the madness in the ring has not stopped. Urkel-Bot picks up Eddie and throws him into the corner. He starts unleashing a violent series of rights and lefts into Eddie. If this weren't a character from a family television show, you would clearly see blood. The masked man hands Urkel-Bot a chair, and the metal maniac smacks Eddie right in the head with the steel chair. The crowd is in stunned silence until it pops loudly for someone running down to ringside. Who could it be?

 

IT'S GENERAL MANAGER URKEL!!

 

He quickly slides into the ring and attempts to slip behind Urkel-Bot to work on his circuits. But Urkel-Bot grabs Steve by his neck and hurls him over the top rope. Finally, he picks up Eddie way over his head in a gorilla press position. And dumps him over the top rope onto the steel stairs waiting in the corner. EDDIE MUST HAVE 15 CONCUSSIONS CONSECUTIVELY!

 

The masked man comes into the ring and hugs Urkel-Bot. The robot, despite being nothing more than a series of wires and electrical charges, hugs the man back. Finally, the masked man reveals himself to be.....

 

.....

 

.....WALDO!!

 

JR: BY GAWD, HOW COULD WALDO DO THIS TO HIS BEST FRIENDS?! I HOPE HE ROTS IN HELL, THAT SON OF A BITCH!! DOESN'T HE REALIZE EDDIE WAS THE ONE THAT SET HIM UP WITH MAXINE?! WHAT A SOULESS COWARD!!

 

And then the fans would be GLUED to tune in the next night. Stay tuned.

 

-This thread is still way too young to die.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

This is some seriously captivating shit!