Papacita 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Yeah, alright, so I have no life, right? So you know that whenever anything remotely interesting or unusal happens to me, I gotta get on the board and talk about it. Yeah...so like an hour ago I went into a Kinkos to make some copies, and while I was there some guy...out of the blue, just comes up to me and asks me to help him commit insurance fraud. INSURANCE FRAUD!!!!!! I am shocked, appalled and sickened by this whole situation. What is this society coming to when a man can't even walk down the street without being asked to commit insurance fraud???! Today it's "Can you help me commit insurance fraud!" Tomorrow it'll probably be "Hey, can you help me cheat on my taxes?!" Or maybe "Hey, let's go forge some legal documents." I miss the good old days, when you could walk down the street and wouldn't have to worry about anything more than the occasional "Hey, wanna try some drugs"...or at worst "Hey, loan me $50 so I can go fuck with them ho's over there!" I'm scarred for life here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 What did he say? "Hey, do you want to commit INSURANCE FRAUD?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted January 15, 2004 when you go down to the plaza near my house you're always greeted by teens asking you to go into the liquor store for them or other people asking if you know where to get some ping(cocaine). Did this guy have a lifesize dummy of himself to throw off a bridge or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Did he want you to steal his car or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papacita 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 He basically asked me to make a fake auto insurance card for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 A fake auto insurance card will only fool the dmv, cops that may pull him over, and anyone he may crash into at some point. I don't think he'll make any cash out of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papacita 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 A fake auto insurance card will only fool the dmv, cops that may pull him over, and anyone he may crash into at some point. I don't think he'll make any cash out of this. Yeah. Still... SICKENING! Absolutely SICKENING! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted January 15, 2004 You know...you never did say whether or not you did this for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papacita 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 You know...you never did say whether or not you did this for him. Oh, of course I did it. Morality aside, saying no would've been just plain rude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Did he pay you, or just blow you in the alley behind Kinko's? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Papacita 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Did he pay you, or just blow you in the alley behind Kinko's? The blow job's in the mail...whatever the hell that means. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
