Clusterfuck Card!

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

I think last year most everyone was topping out a little over 20,000 words. I would say the same this year. However, if you write a really tight match I think that could win as I found my match a lot of others to be very rambling and unwieldy in spots. I have no idea what mine is going to look like this year, but I'm aiming for at least 18,000 if I budget my time right.

[Crippler Crossface 0]

Teh stats for Craven have been updated.

 

Figured you might care.

[janusd 0]

Teh stats for Craven have been updated.

 

Figured you might care.

*screams like a banshee and goes back to edit his intro*

[The Amazing Rando 0]

my thoughts exactly, Janus...

[Secret Agent 0]

A give that motion a third. Thanks for waiting till the last possible moment had already passed Mikey.

[Guest Aecas]

Arrrrrrrrgh!

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

I would say screw it. If you use his old entrances and stats or what not, I'm sure the markers will overlook it. It's not like they go and check to make sure you got every last thing right. Especially after the fact that he made the edits at the last moment. For this, The Memphis Eel punches you out of the ring first.

[Guest Suicide King]

That is indeed correct; we will overlook it. Kudos to everyone for starting quickly.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

... Kudos to everyone for starting quickly.

[Guest Goodear]

Don't worry Wildchild... they're young and foolish and Janus. Us veterans know how to pull crap out of our asses when we got the deadline looming.

 

 

LOOOOOOOM

[muzz 0]

Don't worry Wildchild... they're young and foolish and Janus. Us veterans know how to pull crap out of our asses when we got the deadline looming.

 

 

LOOOOOOOM

Jesus Christ, if you're a veteran by now, that makes me a sad, sad person.

[Guest Goodear]

One would figure after a freaking year and a half of writing without more than two weeks off at any point would qualify me as a veteran. What more do you want Muzzums? Thats a whole lot of match writing.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Oh God, I'm a veteran too? NOOOOOOO!

[muzz 0]

One would figure after a freaking year and a half of writing without more than two weeks off at any point would qualify me as a veteran. What more do you want Muzzums? Thats a whole lot of match writing.

Oh, I'm not saying you're not, god no.

 

I was just thinking about how long I've been here...

[HVilleThugg 0]

Ok...Here's how it goes...

 

Rando = noob

Spike = 2nd yr rook

ejiro = vet

hvt = elder

muzz = ancient

godrea = decrepit

 

 

Da "you're glad i could lay that out for you" H

[King Cucaracha 0]

What the hell does that make me then?

[Chuck Woolery 0]

Dead in the fuckin' water, Maddix.

 

[HVilleThugg 0]

New List:

 

Rando = noob

Spike = 2nd yr rook

Maddix = better than rando & spike

mvs = new xero

ejiro = vet

hvt = elder

muzz = ancient

godrea = decrepit

 

Da "whoops, almost forgot this" H

Edited January 28, 2004 by HVilleThugg

[King Cucaracha 0]

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

So, who's going to be the Fugue of this rookie class?

[Chuck Woolery 0]

But Thugg, I was here before you.

 

That said, I've updated my stats. Everybody, please take note.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

....

 

 

Anybody who waits more than an hour after a show's been posted to update their stats should be immediately disqualified...

[hhh6294 0]

so by Thugg's logic I'd lie somewhere between Elder and Ancient...

 

2nd year Elder~! PWN 4 MEEEzorz~!

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

Hey, King why don't you put a freeze on the stats to keep the douchetards from fucking with people. Especially the first two guys in the CF. It almost seems like they're doing this on purpose to mess with people. MVS, you will now be the second person the Eel punches out of the ring after Craven.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...c=1603&st=0&hl=

 

^-- Xero's stats here... they aren't ANYWHERE else...

 

for those that can't click on the link...or are too lazy... his theme is "Frantic" by Metallica

[Ace309 0]

Rando, the rules of the Clusterfuck clearly state that Xero's stats are to be fudged.

 

He's 212 pounds and does nothing but DDTs and leg lariats. His theme is "Master of Puppets" because that's what I remember it being briefly. I command you to wipe his stats from your memory effective immediately.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

So, who's going to be the Fugue of this rookie class?

Now, are we talking talent, or ability to show up?

 

K.

[HVilleThugg 0]

That's right Mike...weren't you like Hammer or Avalanche or someone like that? Whoever you were...you started as him when I got the JL, and then you made the switch after some time off, and became MVS...and then you started writing good.

 

Da "whatever...you'll always be a jobber to me " H

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Spike = 2nd yr rook

 

 

 

Hmmm....

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Mike was Snow Demon.

 

You know it was a good gimmick 'cause he drove a snowplow to the ring. Right, Mike?

 

K.