Promo: dial "a" for asshole...

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Backstage after Crimson, after all has been said and done, a group of EMTs, plus security, help an injured wrestler to the waiting ambulance. Looks like he's sprained his knee, as he says he knows that he has sprained it. Joined by additional security members, they make their way to the back.

 

The wrestler? Ash Ketchum, having sprained his knee from a 20 foot fall off the ladder. He'll be back for Metal or Crimson, it seems.

 

"Damn... looks bad, huh?" one security guy comments.

 

"I know..." the other replies, "but I don't think that's all..."

 

"What the hell do you mean-"

 

Suddenly, the second security officer grabs the first one, shoving him back into a stack of metal containers. He goes down hard, falling to the concrete while the other security member charges at the second, but the second member grabs his arm, and with a push, whips him into a stack fo boxes, which crumble as the security officer flies through them. the EMTs scatter, but a bigger and stronger one stands up to the attacker, ready to fight. TheEMT charges at the other man, but the other man ducks down, lifitng the EMT onto his shoulders and flipping him back into the boxes with a huge back body drop! The man hits the boxes, which crumble again.

 

"Fools..."

 

Finished with the beatdown, the man rips his security shirt off, revealing another shirt underneath, one that markets the man to the public...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jacob Helmsley.

 

Obivoulsy, not finished with Ash, Helmsley pulls out his metal pipe from his pocket as Ash turns to face Jake. Helmsley runs at Ash and raises the pipe above his head and… "THUNK!" Ash falls back on the mat as Helmsley stomps away at Ash to silence and Ash's cries of pain.

 

"AAAAAHHHHH!!!"

 

"That's it! CRY, YOU BITCH!!! JUST LIKE MISTY DID WHEN I STOLE HER FROM YOU!!!"

 

As Ash cries in pain, Helmsley picks Ash up, sliding the pipe in his pantwaist, and with one hand, he throws Ash into the wall, Ketchum's head sickenly slamming into the wall as he falls. Grabbing Ash, Helsmley picks him up and throws him into the metal cases. Ketchum careens into them, slamming against them hard as he is almost unconscious. As Ash hits them, his body shudders and he stops moving.

 

"This is for all the pain you caused..."

 

As if Jake snaps, he the case, placing Ash's head inside and then, Helmsley pulls out the pipe. lifts it above his head, and…

 

"THIS FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID TO ME!!!"

 

Slams it into the head of Ash Ketchum. Ash's forehead bursts open with more blood, crying loudly while Jake grins evily, The Poke Freak seemingly dead as he falls from the case. Jake smiles sadistically, and with his pipe in one hand, leaves the arena, "crowning" the Undercard King with his own blood.

 

"You just learned that I am that damn better... and don't forget it, asshole..."

 

Jake's words are the last ones spoken as the scattered EMTs rush to Ash, tending to him as a stretcher comes out from the ambulance, , but before things fade out, we see the EMTs gently lift Ash onto the stretcher, the screen fading to black as he is carried away…

[Guest]

Dial "M" for Monkey and use 1-800-CALLATT for collect calls.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Funny, Cutthroat. (someone download him a sense of humor...)

 

BTW, this wasn't supposed to be all big and grand like "Bucket" was. Just a short little update promo, nothing more.

 

i'll probably go back and re-edit it some more later.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Meeeeeeega violence.  Scaaaaaaaary.  Meeeeeeeep.  I'm not going anywhere near boxes anytime soon, because you either get violently throw through them or get your head stuck in them and whomped.  Fear the boxes, people.

[Guest hhh6294]

*~*Enter evil looking grin here*~*

 

.../\/\00t!

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Mmm... blood dripping from an open skull >=)

 

This looks to be quite the gruesome feud. The more pipe-bashing, the better!

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

And this just the beginning...

 

Wait until Metal, guys.