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Whos the ugliest man in wrestling?

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Guest Risk

She looks like she has a little Middle Eastern or something else in her, don't see how that makes her ugly.  I could see it with the blonde hair because it looked unatural...but I just don't see it with the black hair.  Sorry.

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Guest FakeRazor

Hell yeah Anglesault, I always thought Ivory was hot too.  Especially for her age...

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Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics

Mabel/Viscera mings like a bad 'un. (If you understand that, you must be from the same town as me! )

 Dishonourable mentions to Albert, Horseface Test, Triple H and the permanently surprised Terri.

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Guest Your Olympic Hero

Terri does look damn fine in that picture, but anyway.. this is supposed to be about ugly people..

 

What about Mick Foley? He wasn't too good looking...

 

Spike Dudley is an ugly motherf*cker...

 

Perry Saturn has the funny eye thing going....

 

Any way you cut it, most wrestlers ain't too purdy...

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Andre the Giant

Loch Ness

Scott Hall

Paul Bearer

Kamala

Harvey Whippleman

Kevin Sullivan

Arn Anderson

 

And the worst of them all:

 

 

 

Bastion Booger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

Lita was hot until I saw her face. Her face and that tatoo. Her face, that tatoo and her dancing. Her face, that tatoo, her dancing and her moving around in general.

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Guest Anorak

More honorable mentions.......

 

Greg Valentine

The Nasty Boys

Axl Rotten (the lost Nasty Boy)

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Guest evenflowDDT

Viscera... ewww....

 

Mark Henry looked kinda sorta OK before, now he looks almost as bad as Viscera.

 

Let's not forget Scott Steiner! Christ, whenever he flexes his muscles I want to puke... you can see his veins from a mile away!

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Guest AM The Kid

Sara's face looks like she fell face-first onto a conrete floor from about 5 stories up.

 

Terri has that soap-opera hor look about her.

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Guest BobbyBacklund

I am going to try to say this without sounding as homosexual as possible...

 

Raven is a good looking man, from what I am told. He looks like Eddie Vedder, who is pretty wanted by most ladies, or at least he was when they were big.

 

Bam Bam Bigelow is ugly, Bastion Booger is also ugly, I still can't believe how no one mentioned Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner looked normal before he became all fucked and stuff, but not ugly, just fucked up...

 

Hawk or Animal, two pretty ugly guys without the face paint, which brings up a good point about ugly wrestlers who may wear may wear face paint to mask the ugliness...

 

Kevin Sullivan, Sabu...

 

But the ugliest has got to be Macho Man, just freaky ass looking, especially the way his eyes were always so wide open, no wonder why he wore those sunglasses...

 

I would get to the women, but the only ones I can think of are Chyna, Jazz, and Lita. They aren't there to wrestle after all, just to look good, so you would be hard pressed to find an ugly one.

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Guest Human Fly

What was up with Macho Man's hair? If his hair wouldn't have been thinning he would'v ehad the best white man's afro of all time.

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I would get to the women, but the only ones I can think of are Chyna, Jazz, and Lita. They aren't there to wrestle after all, just to look good, so you would be hard pressed to find an ugly one.

Not that I am condoning Chyna's looks, but she wasn't really there to look pretty, she was there to look menacing (when she was with HHH) and later to "wrestle." I think she did a good job at looking scary. Same with Jazz, shes only there to wrestle. You can tell because Lawler never makes any horny comments when speaking of her.

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I have to agree w/ Lita being incredibly ugly. When she first debuted I thought she was alright but the tattoo was nasty, now I think she is ugly in general. If she was to appear in my room at midnight completely naked I just might turn it down, and that takes alot for a 20 year old male to say.  :o)

She is more fuckable in person. She has too much make up on tv. Also she could be bullemic or anarexic so that is screwing her up.

 

Mark Henry looked kinda sorta OK before, now he looks almost as bad as Viscera.

How does he look different? I think he looks totally the same.

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Ugliest person in the WWF has to be Vince and Linda. They are the ugliest couple in WWF history. Michael Cole, Mark Loyd, and Jim Cornete are gross too.

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Guest notJames

I doubt Lita is anorexic or bulimic. She has meat on her bones and it's well-toned. If she were anorexic or bulimic, she'd be either bony or have a lot of loose skin. Apart from that, she has a pretty face when she's not wearing all that god-awful makeup. Unfortunately she ruins her pretty facade by talking, "acting" and wrestling like a chicken with its head cut off.

 

As far as ugly though, I think Paul Bearer takes the ugly cake with a slice of pug-fugly pie on the side. vaChyna is a close second, followed by a tie between Van Hammer and Sandman.

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Guest Vyce

Sean O'Haire?  Ugly?  For shame.  He's absolutely DREAMY~!

 

Lita has a decent body, ugly face & voice & tattoo.

 

Terri looks old, IMO.

 

HHH's has a huge brow ridge and one hell of a big schnozz.

 

Worst looking guy in the WWF is maybe Albert, but Rikishi & Big Show & Bradshaw are no prizes either.

 

Worst looking chick is Debra.  Whoo boy, she didn't age gracefully.

 

Sara has a pretty good body, it's just the face that's got to go.

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"As far as ugly though, I think Paul Bearer takes the ugly cake with a slice of pug-fugly pie on the side."

 Man, I forgot about that freak. He had the neck of a turkey, or a bull-frog or something else not human. I think he could wrap that skin around his neck 4 times.

 Mae YOung's breasts still gives me nightmares

 Debra ought to show her cleavage more these days so people won't look at her face

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Guest supersalvadorian

The ugliest person around in the WWF today: Albert.

 

The ugliest person around in the WWF of all time: Bastion Booger. I mean, dear god, after what he did on Raw several years ago, I'll never look at a can of peaches the same way ever again.

 

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Supersalvadorian

 

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Guest buffybeast

No, Albert is not ugly at all.  He is very sexy and handsome, especially when he dresses nicely (I've seen him in civilian clothes).

 

Bubba Ray Dudley is a cutie, too.

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Guest nWoScorpion

Lita (yuck, we want more Molly)

wait, does she constitute a man?

IN a guys prospective of ugliness (hard tot ell)

Chuck Palumbo (looks like rikishi sat on his face)

Albert

X-Pac (sucks)

 

Jr shouldnt even be a nominee, its not his fault he had bells palsy twice. I dont find ridicouling people by theier mis-fortunes entertaining.

 

how bout HHH's, nose? god damn!

Edge looks like an overgrown beaver

William Regal

Buh Buh Ray dudley

Jeff HArdy (make your hair JUST blond, stop wearing funky clothes and il lstop dissing you)

Paul Heryman (baldo with a ponytail)

Funaki

Perry Saturn

Tommy Dreamer (he looks more sadistic then ugly)

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Guest humongous2002

How about Linda McMahon? She is ugly as sin, and how about HGH and Stephanie's baby? He look like a monkey with a big nose.

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

Most of the people being mentioned aren't ugly, just average. There isn't anyone *truly* ugly in the WWF right now. You guys must all be fucking oilpaintings or something.

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Mae YOung's breasts still gives me nightmares

I wonder why in the helll she agreed to do that. What a fucking sicko.

 

The ugliest person around in the WWF of all time: Bastion Booger. I mean, dear god, after what he did on Raw several years ago, I'll never look at a can of peaches the same way ever again.

What happened?

 

And I would have to say the ugliest are Albert and D-von/Spike Dudley, Faarooq, Test and Hunter Hearst GrowthHormone.

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