Guest supersalvadorian Report post Posted April 15, 2002 Quote The ugliest person around in the WWF of all time: Bastion Booger. I mean, dear god, after what he did on Raw several years ago, I'll never look at a can of peaches the same way ever again. What happened? Oh, yeah. I didn't explain that. You see, on an episode of Raw about 6-7 years ago, they showed this promo of Bastion Booger eating cans and cans of peaches before a match. It was absolutey disgusting, with him drooling all over his face and onto his fat, ugly, hairy chest... oh god, thinking about is making me want to hurl now. Supersalvadorian Sexier than the average bear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 15, 2002 I remember at one Survivor Series, he came down to the ring with his hand shoved inside a full turkey adn he kept knawing away at it and i think he even spit some at the camera. Pretty gross. All I know about that is that Thanksgiving just didn't have the same appeal that year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted April 15, 2002 I remember at one Survivor Series, he came down to the ring with his hand shoved inside a full turkey adn he kept knawing away at it and i think he even spit some at the camera. Pretty gross. All I know about that is that Thanksgiving just didn't have the same appeal that year. Heh, that was Survivor Series 93. I remember that backstage promo that Bastion's team(Bam Bam and the Headshrinkers) cut beforehand. That had to be one of the sickest things I've ever seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted April 15, 2002 Mae YOung's breasts still gives me nightmares I wonder why in the helll she agreed to do that. What a fucking sicko. Actually, those were prosthetic boobs created by the same people who did the ones on There's Something About Mary. If you've never seen it, rent it. So rest assured, as gross as they looked, they weren't real. And yes, I'm an oil painting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swan Report post Posted April 15, 2002 Abdullah the Butcher Carlos Colon Freebird Buddy Roberts Jerry Blackwell Fritz Von Erich New Jack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shockmaster Report post Posted April 16, 2002 perhaps its time we moved onto internet wrestling personalities/or lack thereof. I nominate Ugly Bob Ryder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 16, 2002 Mark Henry looked kinda sorta OK before, now he looks almost as bad as Viscera. How does he look different? I think he looks totally the same. His braided hair makes him look really really worse off. It's just terrible. Or maybe I just think he looks worse because I've never seen him in "real life" before, and he's even fatter than in WWF No Mercy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What?! Report post Posted April 16, 2002 El Dandy and that dude who wore the funny tights in ECW. Tom Marquez or something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted April 16, 2002 my list: Hogan Ric Flair (great wrestler, uglier then sin {or Synn}) Terry Funk (again, i love him in the ring, but the years have NOT been kind) Dusty Rhodes (see Funk, Terry, minus "i love him in the ring") Abdullah the Butcher Kevin Sullivan Capt. Lou Albert (sorry, buffybeast) Iron Shiek Nikolai Volkoff (did he ALWAYS look 100 years old?) btw, JR wasn't all that great BEFORE his bell's palsy, and it certainly didn't help him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted April 16, 2002 HHH. not only is he ugly but he's not a nice person Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 16, 2002 perhaps its time we moved onto internet wrestling personalities/or lack thereof. I nominate Ugly Bob Ryder. There is no lack of ugly personalities. Scott Keith is like 30 or something right? He looks like an ugly 50 year old! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 16, 2002 I'd say Angle, you'd agree if you've seen some of his pictures in PWI. Ugliest women would without a doubt be a nasty tie with Jackie and Jazz.....sickening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted April 16, 2002 Albert IS pretty messed up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted April 16, 2002 Leave Albert alone. Doomsault, do you think Sharmell is ugly, too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 16, 2002 Can we say Scott Keith? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 16, 2002 My god people..c'mon! how could you all not mention the absolute WORST looking wrestler in the history of the World Wrestling Federation: Giant Silva of the Oddities (98-99) He looked like a retarded ferris wheel operator. Do yourself a favor and pop in a copy of Summerslam 98, the match with the Oddities taking on Kaientai, and you'll know what I mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RickyB Report post Posted April 16, 2002 perhaps its time we moved onto internet wrestling personalities/or lack thereof. I nominate Ugly Bob Ryder. I'd say Scott Keith or Dave Scherer. In Wrestling: Albert (he looks horrible now and those peircings always made me feel sick) or most of the big fat guys. Most Wrestlers just look average because they aren't there to look good. Wrestling Women: Jazz or Mae Young, but that's because they weren't there too look good. Jazz is there to look menacing and Mae Young was there to look, errr, sick?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted April 16, 2002 75 posts and no one has mentioned Devon Storm/Crowbar? For shame! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted April 16, 2002 What about Mick Foley? He wasn't too good looking... Actually, he was. But throw in the lack of teeth and ear, and the vicious beatings, and you're right. But if you see earlier pictures of him, he was actually kind of good-looking. Doomsault, do you think Sharmell is ugly, too? Come on, it wasn't a black thing. I'm black (check the avatar...) and I think Jazz is ugly, despite having a nice body. Jackie varies quite a bit, but she can be pretty fugly at times, and that's what people notice most. Sharmell... Ah, I love that woman. Very pretty. Needs more TV time. And since this thread is about men, I choose... Christian. He's my favourite wrestler along with Jericho, but he's not the best looking guy in the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 17, 2002 Brock Lesnar. He may be one of the best new guys in the wrestling scene, but he looks like an overgrown child with mental problems. Woo... intimidating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 17, 2002 This probably won't sound right coming from me... but no one has mentioned RVD. ANYHOW, I would say Albert is just... well... Albert. And Brock scares me--he looks like a high school bully on steriods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chief Slappaho Report post Posted April 17, 2002 Faarooq, Undertaker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 17, 2002 I'd take Jazz a thousand times over the ugliest women EVER LUNA! When a chick has tatoos on her friggin' head, that's pretty much a one way ticket to ugly street. Gangrel was an ugly dude too. Since their married lets give a prayer to what there kids will look like. And Mae Young was probobly hot back in 1845. And c'mon people Angle,Lesner,HHH,RVD are not UGLY people. Giant SILVA, the oddities Viscera, now THATS UGLY. Besides Angle and Lesner have hot wives, and Steph is rich and has big snack trays. And i dont know who rvd is with but the point is 3 of the 4 have good looking chicks. Oh and even though there not UGLY the Hart family was never a good looking bunch especially the women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted April 25, 2002 *bump* RVD's wife is quite pretty. Check 'WWF Mirror Images' you'll find her. And I thought I was the only one who noticed the Harts' aesthetically challenged status. Luna was okay when she was Bam Bam's valet. I heard she went to ECW and got messed up, or something similar. Either way, she turned ugly. Great body, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 I'm definitely going with the original thread and saying Jim Ross. Though, Albert is a close second. He looks like a complete tool on the http://smackdown.wwf.com site, in the "Superstars" section. Can we say Corky from "Life Goes On" ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 My god people..c'mon! how could you all not mention the absolute WORST looking wrestler in the history of the World Wrestling Federation: Giant Silva of the Oddities (98-99) He looked like a retarded ferris wheel operator. Do yourself a favor and pop in a copy of Summerslam 98, the match with the Oddities taking on Kaientai, and you'll know what I mean. "A retarded ferris wheel operator." LMAO!! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Currently- Albert... good God he's nasty The Von Erich's (RIP) were always pretty ugly But as for Ugliest wrestler of all time... I would have to go with Killer Kowalski Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Gigante Singh Juvi guerrera Super Porky Emilo Charles Skinner Viscera Greg Valentine Sgt Buddy Lee Parker Hogan gotta love the bald mullet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 25, 2002 Hogan gotta love the bald mullet It's a skullet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest benoitrules2000 Report post Posted April 25, 2002 I don't know how good looking you people must be but damn you got some seriously high standards, first off i nearly had a heart attack from laughing when someone said angle! WTF!!!He's basically a pretty-boy, he almost belongs in a boy-band!!! The wwf wouldn't put anyone seriously ugly on tv unless it was part of their character such as jazz(Big man-looking woman who kicks ass)BTW Cunnysmythe wtf is wrong with you that you'd take JAZZ over jackie. She gets a lot of flak but c'mon....JAZZ!!!! WTF!!!! Jackie at least has a far more feminine physique unless your into the whole body-building chick thing in which case disregard my last comment and the only reason jackie gets so much flak is because she's black and don't anyone try to deny it, she ain't that bad-lookin! The ugliest man would have to be el gigante without a doubt. Here's a question to make us all feel uncomfortable who's the best-looking guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
