Guest Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 I have been looking for a good e-fed to join, can I join?
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 Hey, look, Crusen was right. Someone was going to poast a topic like this instead of simply looking at the 'Join' thread. Take a look at the 'Join' thread, junior, and welcome to the SJL!
Guest Insane Clown Dan Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 ...maybe if you change your screenname. j/k d00d you're good to go... just do what Diablofreak said (future reference : his name is Posiyn, and I am Flexxx... and, uh, Crusen is your all-powerful demigod too)
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 Hey, Flexxx, he said 'Alrighty'...that's a cool word...I like this guy already. Lemme just lay out a few rules for you, Mister. Maven&Blackman=Ratings... 1) Don't ask when the next show is. People get really annoyed, and back in the ML days, you would be suspended from the leauge for 2 weeks for asking that...I think. 2) Be creative with your character. Don't be 'SuperExtremeHardcoreGuy' and come in with the ECW Title and challange HVilleThugg for a title match. You will have to work your way up. 3) Worship your new Commish, Mister Edwin MacPhisto. He books you in matches that you like. And this last rule is probibly the most imporant rule ever: 4) Do not, and I repeat, do not, under any strange curcimstances, or any excueses, loose to Cutthroat. He's had a long losing record here, and it's kind of becoming tradition. Yeah. That's about it.
Guest chirs3 Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 You only got suspended if you constantly complained, or if Galatea was ticked off. But still, don't ask when the show will be. Other than that... uh... it's pretty easy... write a match, send your marker 10 hate PM's if you lose... listen to JD... that's about it...
Guest Low Brass Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 Told you somebody would do it, Crusen.
Guest Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 Yeah, Low Brass was right Crusen! So now you need to give him five dollars!
Guest hhh6294 Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 *~*beats Cutthroat with a pipe five times, and lays a one dollar bill next to his bloody remains*~* ...Five dollar beating?
Guest AnnieEclectic Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 There's another rule.... Bloodsucking lesbian assassins = ratings, no matter how much they lose -Annie
Guest hhh6294 Posted April 15, 2002 Report Posted April 15, 2002 Always Remember the basics *~*Pipe Shots = RATINGS!*~* Bloodsucking lesbian assassins = total mark-out moments
Guest crusen86 Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Meh, he says he wants to join, then disapears. I really hate stupid people.
Guest Insanityman Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 You hate me Crusen? . Anyways, of course newbies will post a seperate thread. It's like one of Newton's laws... anyways, if you do join have fun with these it's the -obvious- purpose.
Guest CED Ordonez Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 ::looks around and, seeing as nobody else has done it, picks up the dollar next to Cutthroat's bloody carcass and runs away:: Boom Boom Dollar! Time to play DDR!
Guest Ace309 Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Tom gets a mental image of Ced Ordonez working a Dance Dance Revolution-themed gimmick. OH MY GOD THE HORROR THE HORROR!
Guest Low Brass Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 I love watching Asian people play Dance Dance Revolution, especially when they have the entire thing memorized, and especially because it's not really dancing in any way, shape, or form. Go asian people. -Low Brass ugh...
Guest Thoth Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 I have a DDR-themed character ready to go right now. In fact, you double no-show a match I mark, and you'll see him. I love me.
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Alright, let me lay it down for all of you... *Cutthroat = Mega Ratings*
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 No, it's more like... Cutthroat = Mega Stupidity
Guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 Hmm, I think I like it better the way I put it...
Guest hhh6294 Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 nah... This one is the best... Cutthroat= Goldberg Streak REVERSED!!!!! BUUUUURN!!!!! .../\/\00t!
Guest redbaron51 Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 wait wait wait... Cutthroat has no wins?
Guest CED Ordonez Posted April 16, 2002 Report Posted April 16, 2002 I have a DDR-themed character ready to go right now. In fact, you double no-show a match I mark, and you'll see him. Hey Thoth, I'm busting out the Bemani Cross Wizard if your DDR guy pops up. And if that happens, get ready for the bars wrapped in barbed wire, exploding DDR platform match! Don't know what the stips would be yet, but it'll be a doozy.
Guest ErekT2k Posted April 17, 2002 Report Posted April 17, 2002 Cutthroat, I love it when you compliment yourself time after time and then show yourself as a complete idiot and loser at the shows. I mean, c'mon, you ever think about what you post before you actually post it? I believe the count of people you've annoyed has raised to... .... the entire federation minus the 3 new guys.
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