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It seems constantly the WWE site will have some weird crap on it. Something stupid, weird, offensive, or the like.

 

For example:

 

"http://www.wwe.com/images/standard-repository/pvotd/1254743

 

The Monday Night War is heating up again"

 

...in Stacy's crotch?

 

"This is the first album to feature ALL Original songs performed entirely by WWE Superstars!"

 

We're in denial, aren't we folks?

 

Someone else already mentioned these headlines right next to each other:

 

Chris Kanyon released from his WWE contract

·  Lamont's keys to superstardom: hard work, positive attitude

 

Also, since wrestling and innuendo seem to go hand-in-hand, there's a column called "Backdoor" and a headline reading

 

RAW Magazine: Shawn Michaels: Still on top

 

Yeah--aren't two colons a bit much?

 

Add your own past/present stupidity sitings!

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

The whole website is stupid as a whole, and is indeed "fluff."

 

If I think of, or see any more, I'll be sure to post them.

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There's way too much football content on it.

 

Oh, I could have sworn that you were referring to Bill Goldberg's biography there.

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Yes, Michael Cole does indeed have an interesting bio on WWE.com

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I wonder if anyone still has that picture where Nash has the fairy-dust-sparkly hair?

 

Another time I noticed a HUGE ASS BANNER AD for a free condom (tastelessly tucked in some woman's string bikini). I think it was around the time of the original Torrie Playboy hubbub, because I remember it connected somehow with something like that.

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The only good thing about WWE.com is short results, previews, and the occasional un-kayfabed news and commentaries.

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I wonder if anyone still has that picture where Nash has the fairy-dust-sparkly hair?

 

Another time I noticed a HUGE ASS BANNER AD for a free condom (tastelessly tucked in some woman's string bikini). I think it was around the time of the original Torrie Playboy hubbub, because I remember it connected somehow with something like that.

Yeah, as if wrestling fans would ever need to use a condom.

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They've semi-improved it with the backdoor where they give out random, useless, information - but they've lost the moronic WWE Writers commentaries and replaced them with moronic WWE Wrestlers commentaries :)

"Bradshaw: Bad intelligence, good politicians"

 

Although I remember the ones you're talking about. Where the one guy would create a company-line column sucking HHH's cock and under a different name would write a "pro-smark" column filled with misconceptions?

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Ah, back in the day...

 

- Before three consecutive Pay-Per-Views had the same Main Event.

 

I can't think of any more right now.

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- Before three consecutive Pay-Per-Views had the same Main Event.

 

Which PPVs?

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- Before three consecutive Pay-Per-Views had the same Main Event.

 

Which PPVs?

he's probably on about Rock vs Mankind which was on 4 consecutive ppvs, he's forgot about the Edge/Regal matches.

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Although I remember the ones you're talking about.  Where the one guy would create a company-line column sucking HHH's cock and under a different name would write a "pro-smark" column filled with misconceptions?

Anthony Cali was his name, right? I hated him so much. On a related note, just 1 or 2 years ago on another forum I post at, one poster poked fun at Cali's commentaries every time a new one was up at WWE.com. A lot of people were laughing their asses off.

 

Edit: I'm sorry, it was at a forum I used to post at until the administrator decided to close it down for some reason.

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The AOL days were great. Kevin Kelly used to do PBP in the official chat room and it was really interactive. Several wrestlers had AOL s/ns for use in the WWF area (they were listed in a section in the area and began with a restricted "WWF" prefix i.e WWFTest.) The chat room continued to be a great community until the area was closed a year or two ago.

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Although I remember the ones you're talking about.  Where the one guy would create a company-line column sucking HHH's cock and under a different name would write a "pro-smark" column filled with misconceptions?

Anthony Cali was his name, right? I hated him so much. On a related note, just 1 or 2 years ago on another forum I post at, one poster poked fun at Cali's commentaries every time a new one was up at WWE.com. A lot of people were laughing their asses off.

 

Edit: I'm sorry, it was at a forum I used to post at until the administrator decided to close it down for some reason.

I think so, and the other (or perhaps, the fake name guy) was Brian Solomon(?).

 

Don't forget about the lil "rivalry" they tried to build up.

 

Which I feared would end up in a ring...

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This is just funny:

 

New York City

Feb. 12 -- TORRIE WILSON and SABLE will be signing copies of Playboy from noon to 2 p.m. at the Virgin Megastore, 1540 Broadway, Times Square.

 

The stupid "Smack Your TV" slogan is all over the place on the site.

 

Oh, another poll: Who is your favorite wrestler?

 

Brock Lesnar

Triple H

Kurt Angle

Rob Van Dam

 

What's a wrestler?

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Several wrestlers had AOL s/ns for use in the WWF area (they were listed in a section in the area and began with a restricted "WWF" prefix i.e WWFTest.)

Jerry Lawler, Al Snow, and a couple others still use their WWF"..." screen names.

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Yup, though the prefix is now no longer restricted. Stacy Keibler still uses hers too.

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